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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Flesh business firm
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Multi-colored Hairless Stage
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
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disgusting soul-stirring gas station
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
disgusting soul-stirring gas station
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Multi-colored Hairless Stage
  04/25/17
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Marvelous sooty jewess
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
disgusting soul-stirring gas station
  04/25/17
180
slate slimy ticket booth main people
  04/25/17
180
disgusting soul-stirring gas station
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Dull overrated place of business
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Well-lubricated buck-toothed mexican garrison
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Anal point stain
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
lol
disgusting soul-stirring gas station
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Cerebral Opaque Bawdyhouse
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Ocher bearded chapel nowag
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
vivacious smoky native brethren
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Maroon Contagious Cumskin Stock Car
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Brass kitty library
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Dull overrated place of business
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
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Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
red glittery tanning salon kitty cat
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
mind-boggling ivory police squad
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Magical faggotry roommate
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Sick lavender corn cake
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Electric metal ratface abode
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Flesh business firm

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hairless Stage

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: disgusting soul-stirring gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: disgusting soul-stirring gas station

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hairless Stage

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous sooty jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: disgusting soul-stirring gas station

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: slate slimy ticket booth main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: disgusting soul-stirring gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Dull overrated place of business

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated buck-toothed mexican garrison

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Anal point stain

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: disgusting soul-stirring gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Opaque Bawdyhouse

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Ocher bearded chapel nowag

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious smoky native brethren

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Maroon Contagious Cumskin Stock Car

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Brass kitty library

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Dull overrated place of business

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Tan Queen Of The Night Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: red glittery tanning salon kitty cat

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling ivory police squad

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Magical faggotry roommate

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Sick lavender corn cake

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Electric metal ratface abode

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)