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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
Plum stead reading party
  04/27/17
?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
Plum stead reading party
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
outnumbered pit
  04/28/17
...
dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
comical center
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
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poppy messiness
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...
Violent resort
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/17
Yes
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
dark spectacular dysfunction blood rage
  04/27/17
Lol
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
  04/27/17
I loled
big hominid
  04/27/17
180
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
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lol
Hilarious cruise ship ratface
  04/27/17
ran here
Hairraiser ticket booth
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...
arrogant jap
  04/27/17
lol
ocher antidepressant drug
  04/28/17
lol
Dashing brethren persian
  04/28/17
180
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
offensive wonderful digit ratio
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
abnormal office
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Flickering mental disorder tank
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Racy talking athletic conference halford
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lmao
vermilion keepsake machete
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...
Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
translucent self-centered chapel
  04/28/17
((()))
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
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Cowardly whorehouse main people
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adulterous scarlet pocket flask
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cracking regret double fault
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dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
comical center
  04/27/17
Nigger
bearded death wish
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Holy shit
comical center
  04/27/17
loled irl
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/28/17
LOL
Carnelian Indecent Meetinghouse
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http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
abnormal office
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...
Flickering mental disorder tank
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...
Racy talking athletic conference halford
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
translucent self-centered chapel
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
comical center
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
Mahogany nowag
  04/27/17
Loll
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
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mustard temple
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judgmental sick pervert partner
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fuchsia point
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
irl lol
vermilion keepsake machete
  04/28/17
...
Citrine rough-skinned international law enforcement agency
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
outnumbered pit
  04/28/17
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dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
180
Boyish parlor half-breed
  04/29/17
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stubborn orchestra pit psychic
  04/29/17
...
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  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
cerebral genital piercing site
  04/27/17
7?
fluffy orange giraffe theater stage
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
cerebral genital piercing site
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...
Thriller Purple Range Toaster
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
Hilarious cruise ship ratface
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
dark spectacular dysfunction blood rage
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
comical center
  04/27/17
Lol
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
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Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/17
neighbor
Plum stead reading party
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
comical center
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fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/28/17
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Vivacious cordovan home cuckold
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Nagger?
comical center
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Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
Violent resort
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
Avocado den factory reset button
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Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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Violent resort
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
heady at-the-ready native
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
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  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
Violent resort
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
mewling market
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dark
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
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180
Bronze Razzmatazz Hell
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Doobsian dog poop
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lol brutal
abnormal office
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Vivacious cordovan home cuckold
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...
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
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lmao holy shit
Territorial curious stage tattoo
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/17
?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
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Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
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National Association of Always Complaining People
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Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
Crawly lemon skinny woman private investor
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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120
Avocado den factory reset button
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lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
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...
Swashbuckling parlour
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
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To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
Gay Roommate Striped Hyena
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underrated
Fiercely-loyal Olive Masturbator
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Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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well-lubricated legend university
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vibrant twisted indian lodge
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180
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...
Irradiated hot business firm rigpig
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lol
abnormal office
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
ivory lascivious twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/17
...
translucent self-centered chapel
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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180
Bronze Razzmatazz Hell
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...
fuchsia point
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...
excitant charcoal forum
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180
Territorial curious stage tattoo
  04/28/17
lmao
vermilion keepsake machete
  04/30/17
...
dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
Lol
free-loading histrionic address jew
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
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...
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Talented Public Bath
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fuchsia point
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fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
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Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
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Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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painfully honest menage
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Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
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Aromatic bawdyhouse newt
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stubborn orchestra pit psychic
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
disgusting pisswyrm
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Talented Public Bath
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
...
Swashbuckling parlour
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
what?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
Nothing
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
rofl
Swashbuckling parlour
  04/28/17
...
abnormal office
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
uh
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
...
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
Lol
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
180
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated hot business firm rigpig
  04/28/17
...
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
180
abnormal office
  04/28/17
lol
Pearl Concupiscible Dingle Berry
  04/28/17
...
excitant charcoal forum
  04/28/17
...
Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown
  04/28/17
It is 1997
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
  04/28/17
...
Territorial curious stage tattoo
  04/28/17
lol
180 internet-worthy hospital incel
  04/29/17
lol
vermilion keepsake machete
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
180
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
...
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
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Doobsian dog poop
  04/28/17
...
dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
120
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
...
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
...
Cocky light jewess stain
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Canary school cafeteria
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
Electric aquamarine tanning salon
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soul-stirring frum useless brakes locale
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...
dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
Cerise razzle base water buffalo
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
cr
Cerise razzle base water buffalo
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
lol
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
...
Arousing Seedy Church
  04/28/17
lollll
abnormal office
  04/28/17
Lol
adulterous scarlet pocket flask
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
...
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
...
Swashbuckling parlour
  04/28/17
lol
mewling market
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/28/17
because he's black
Plum stead reading party
  04/28/17
...
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/17
...
Bronze Razzmatazz Hell
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
what?
Pearl Concupiscible Dingle Berry
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
offensive wonderful digit ratio
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
?
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
...
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
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  04/28/17
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fuchsia point
  04/28/17
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fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/28/17
...
Carnelian Indecent Meetinghouse
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
vermilion keepsake machete
  04/30/17
...
razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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...
fuchsia point
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Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
?
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
He's 23?
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
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lol
Talented Public Bath
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
The law
Multi-colored sticky toilet seat
  04/28/17
the first grade.
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Violent resort
  04/28/17
?
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
The NBA
Violent resort
  04/28/17
180
fuchsia point
  04/28/17
...
Irradiated hot business firm rigpig
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Violent resort
  04/28/17
how?
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
Violent resort
  04/28/17
meh
exciting senate
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
Violent resort
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
floppy angry lodge
  04/28/17
...
exciting senate
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
Violent resort
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soul-stirring frum useless brakes locale
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
nighttime scourge upon the earth
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...
fuchsia point
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lol.
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
...
dun aggressive mother
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
abnormal office
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
fuchsia point
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Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
mind-boggling coffee pot
  04/28/17
...
fuchsia point
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...
Violent resort
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
vermilion keepsake machete
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
diverse trump supporter casino
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
turquoise pontificating church building
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
diverse trump supporter casino
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
Violent resort
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
yapping nursing home affirmative action
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
Jade travel guidebook party of the first part
  04/28/17
Ritardo
Jade travel guidebook party of the first part
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A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
cerebral genital piercing site
  04/28/17
...
Vivacious cordovan home cuckold
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Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
Motley French Chef Generalized Bond
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
Plum stead reading party
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
Plum stead reading party
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
aphrodisiac cyan selfie field
  04/28/17
180000
Vivacious cordovan home cuckold
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...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
adulterous scarlet pocket flask
  04/28/17
...
orchid filthpig
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
Plum stead reading party
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
free-loading histrionic address jew
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
Violent resort
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
Violent resort
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
cerebral genital piercing site
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
Adventurous sienna pistol
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
Swashbuckling parlour
  04/28/17
...
Violent resort
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
  04/28/17
9 months
Violent resort
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
Cerise razzle base water buffalo
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
Avocado den factory reset button
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
Cerise razzle base water buffalo
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
hyperventilating immigrant hall
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Territorial curious stage tattoo
  04/28/17
one less kike
laughsome shrine
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
Violent resort
  04/28/17
...
Territorial curious stage tattoo
  04/28/17
...
Smoky Hissy Fit Feces
  04/29/17
?
fantasy-prone house
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
Vivacious cordovan home cuckold
  04/29/17
...
Massive piazza sneaky criminal
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
disgusting pisswyrm
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
marvelous goyim
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
disgusting pisswyrm
  05/07/17
...
passionate location
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
bateful school
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
contagious autistic chad
  11/18/17
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Low-t karate corner
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
contagious autistic chad
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
contagious autistic chad
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
Rambunctious heaven
  11/19/17
...
dun aggressive mother
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
cerebral genital piercing site
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: outnumbered pit

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: comical center

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Dashing brethren persian

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: poppy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Violent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: dark spectacular dysfunction blood rage

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: big hominid

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Hilarious cruise ship ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: arrogant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: ocher antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Dashing brethren persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: fuchsia point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: offensive wonderful digit ratio

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: abnormal office

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Flickering mental disorder tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Racy talking athletic conference halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: translucent self-centered chapel

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Cowardly whorehouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: adulterous scarlet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: cracking regret double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: comical center

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: bearded death wish

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: comical center

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Carnelian Indecent Meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: abnormal office

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Flickering mental disorder tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Racy talking athletic conference halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: translucent self-centered chapel

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: comical center

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Mahogany nowag

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: mustard temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: judgmental sick pervert partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Citrine rough-skinned international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: outnumbered pit

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Boyish parlor half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: zippy trailer park

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: cerebral genital piercing site

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: fluffy orange giraffe theater stage

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: cerebral genital piercing site

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Thriller Purple Range Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Hilarious cruise ship ratface

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: dark spectacular dysfunction blood rage

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: comical center

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: comical center

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious cordovan home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: comical center

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Violent resort

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Violent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: heady at-the-ready native

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Drab rehab

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Violent resort

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: mewling market

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Bronze Razzmatazz Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Doobsian dog poop

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: abnormal office

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Vivacious cordovan home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Territorial curious stage tattoo

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia point

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Sepia supple locus wagecucks

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Crawly lemon skinny woman private investor

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: stimulating amber preventive strike

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Pearl Concupiscible Dingle Berry

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: Gay Roommate Striped Hyena

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Olive Masturbator

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated legend university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: vibrant twisted indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Irradiated hot business firm rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: abnormal office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: ivory lascivious twinkling uncleanness

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: translucent self-centered chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Bronze Razzmatazz Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: excitant charcoal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Territorial curious stage tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: free-loading histrionic address jew

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house old irish cottage

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: abnormal office

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: painfully honest menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: disgusting pisswyrm

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: abnormal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: fuchsia point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Irradiated hot business firm rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: abnormal office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Pearl Concupiscible Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: excitant charcoal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Flesh Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Territorial curious stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy hospital incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Doobsian dog poop

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Cocky light jewess stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Canary school cafeteria

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: Electric aquamarine tanning salon

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring frum useless brakes locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: Cerise razzle base water buffalo

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: fuchsia point

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Cerise razzle base water buffalo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: fuchsia point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Arousing Seedy Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: abnormal office

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: adulterous scarlet pocket flask

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: fuchsia point

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: mewling market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Bronze Razzmatazz Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Pearl Concupiscible Dingle Berry

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: offensive wonderful digit ratio

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: fuchsia point

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: Carnelian Indecent Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: fuchsia point

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Talented Public Bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored sticky toilet seat

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Violent resort

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: fuchsia point

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Violent resort

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: fuchsia point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Irradiated hot business firm rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Violent resort

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Violent resort

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: exciting senate

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Violent resort

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: floppy angry lodge

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: exciting senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Violent resort

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring frum useless brakes locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: nighttime scourge upon the earth

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: abnormal office

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: fuchsia point

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling coffee pot

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Violent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: vermilion keepsake machete

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: diverse trump supporter casino

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: turquoise pontificating church building

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: diverse trump supporter casino

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Violent resort

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: yapping nursing home affirmative action

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Jade travel guidebook party of the first part

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Jade travel guidebook party of the first part

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: cerebral genital piercing site

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious cordovan home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Motley French Chef Generalized Bond

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cyan selfie field

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Vivacious cordovan home cuckold

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: adulterous scarlet pocket flask

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: orchid filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Plum stead reading party

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: free-loading histrionic address jew

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Violent resort

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Violent resort

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral genital piercing site

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: fragrant bull headed sanctuary hairy legs

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Adventurous sienna pistol

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Violent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Violent resort

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Cerise razzle base water buffalo

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Avocado den factory reset button

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: Cerise razzle base water buffalo

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant hall

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Territorial curious stage tattoo

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: laughsome shrine

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Violent resort

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Territorial curious stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Smoky Hissy Fit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious cordovan home cuckold

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Massive piazza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: disgusting pisswyrm

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Trip Primrose Haunted Graveyard

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: marvelous goyim

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: disgusting pisswyrm

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: passionate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: bateful school
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: contagious autistic chad

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Low-t karate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: contagious autistic chad

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: contagious autistic chad

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious heaven

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: dun aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral genital piercing site

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722562)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Pearly Station Cumskin

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778799)