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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Histrionic amethyst wagecucks
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
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?
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they only took four cars!
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What is the answer?
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It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
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Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
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(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
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Yes
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  04/27/17
Nigger
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This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
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  04/27/17
LOL!!!
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pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
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How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
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7?
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A: Depends how thin you slice them.
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what do you call a black man flying a plane?
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A pilot. What are you, racist?
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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
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neighbor
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Nagger?
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Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
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Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
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What does NAACP stand for?
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Niggers are always causing problems
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National Association of Always Complaining People
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Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
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Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
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what did the black kid get on his SAT?
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Sweet N Sour sauce
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i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
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How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
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What's white and 12 inches long?
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what?
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Nothing
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rofl
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What's orange, white, and beautiful?
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trump, melania, and ivanka?
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A white person on fire.
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uh
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What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
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i mean, if it were funny
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What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
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?
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He definitely did it.
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because he's black
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He's 23?
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The law
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the first grade.
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?
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180
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how?
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Throw a penny down the street
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meh
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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180548)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180679)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: scarlet contagious university

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: supple well-lubricated theater mood

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: magenta messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: lavender frisky hairy legs area

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded awkward orchestra pit

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: talented state keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: snowy titillating mediation parlor

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: rambunctious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: stirring very tactful heaven candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: supple well-lubricated theater mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: salmon razzle-dazzle whorehouse pervert

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Motley amber sound barrier alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring crusty pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Mauve alcoholic trailer park multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Indecent plaza

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Judgmental cruise ship becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Navy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: harsh vivacious dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser silver resort

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Laughsome Hyperventilating Base Bbw

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Motley amber sound barrier alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring crusty pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Indecent plaza

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Sickened piazza karate

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Irradiated mexican point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: razzle faggotry mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Passionate shaky stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: scarlet contagious university

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Dashing dark queen of the night stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: domesticated cerebral stain locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: citrine thriller senate genital piercing

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: dull galvanic halford kitchen

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired electric furnace death wish

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: dull galvanic halford kitchen

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: spruce stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: talented state keepsake machete

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: lavender frisky hairy legs area

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Mauve alcoholic trailer park multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Lilac concupiscible gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Bistre diverse forum depressive

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Disgusting Ruby Pistol Pocket Flask

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant lime kitty cat sanctuary

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Big embarrassed to the bone temple

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Gaped Psychic Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Racy gaming laptop

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Lilac concupiscible gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Henna gas station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckold

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Henna gas station newt

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed effete school

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Chapel Generalized Bond

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: mint dopamine

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing mad-dog skullcap circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Maniacal roast beef

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: curious glassy ape

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Talking faggot firefighter affirmative action

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: comical saffron menage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: Vibrant theater stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: shimmering milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: exciting ocher legal warrant hell

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Indecent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Gaped Psychic Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic National

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: violet public bath potus

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: demanding light associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: shimmering milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: domesticated cerebral stain locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Greedy garrison sandwich

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing mad-dog skullcap circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing mad-dog skullcap circlehead

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Maniacal roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Mauve alcoholic trailer park multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Henna gas station newt

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: chartreuse skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Racy gaming laptop

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Coiffed Aphrodisiac Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: turquoise home

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: filthy stock car

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Balding french locale therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: Provocative beta nursing home headpube

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Provocative beta nursing home headpube

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Startling chrome range marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Navy ticket booth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing mad-dog skullcap circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: Big embarrassed to the bone temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Gaped Psychic Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Maniacal roast beef

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: salmon razzle-dazzle whorehouse pervert

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Hyperventilating Base Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: violet public bath potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Soggy 180 tanning salon goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood Chestnut Field

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Olive lascivious casino

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: sticky yapping coffee pot pit

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Olive lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Balding french locale therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Cobalt spot

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Dun institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook stag film

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Impertinent onyx station

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: ultramarine heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Trip mental disorder

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: sapphire lodge deer antler

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Fluffy Boltzmann Personal Credit Line

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: sapphire lodge deer antler

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling dog poop useless brakes

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy brilliant abode really tough guy

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy brilliant abode really tough guy

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: dull galvanic halford kitchen

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Lilac concupiscible gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric drab business firm legend

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Henna gas station newt

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Lilac concupiscible gunner

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Navy ticket booth

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: electric indigo partner market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine pisswyrm

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Charismatic National

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: dull galvanic halford kitchen

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Sick grizzly background story

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: free-loading library

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: appetizing mad-dog skullcap circlehead

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: Henna gas station newt

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Provocative beta nursing home headpube

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: exhilarant ungodly bawdyhouse telephone

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: Provocative beta nursing home headpube

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking bronze native degenerate

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckold

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Insane foreskin

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Lilac concupiscible gunner

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Henna gas station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Greedy garrison sandwich

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic amethyst wagecucks

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Twisted voyeur regret

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Greedy garrison sandwich

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: Elite aquamarine indian lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: autistic sable crackhouse brethren
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: glittery pink international law enforcement agency property

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: lake stubborn lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: glittery pink international law enforcement agency property

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: glittery pink international law enforcement agency property

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: wonderful massive rehab

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Dun institution



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: dull galvanic halford kitchen

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: orchid aromatic school cafeteria

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

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