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ITT: you share your favorite racist joke

I'll start.. Why don't blacks go on cruises?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
they're not falling for that one again. why were there on...
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/27/17
?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
they only took four cars!
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/27/17
holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL
black shrine multi-billionaire
  04/28/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
What is the answer?
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." ...
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or i...
180 lavender theater faggotry
  04/28/17
...
Carmine Crackhouse
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/27/17
(Don Imus) Pubic hair on their heads?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
Yes
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/27/17
A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. ...
indigo hyperventilating private investor
  04/27/17
Lol
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/27/17
I loled
indecent principal's office
  04/27/17
180
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
lol
duck-like abnormal den
  04/27/17
ran here
frum resort twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/17
...
Deep senate
  04/27/17
lol
stirring bbw
  04/28/17
lol
180 lavender theater faggotry
  04/28/17
180
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.
sticky digit ratio
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
...
Translucent naked tattoo
  04/28/17
...
Splenetic Diverse Hall
  04/28/17
lmao
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/28/17
...
marvelous sable fat ankles
  04/28/17
Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't re...
Haunting Prole
  04/28/17
((()))
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/28/17
...
bright thriller volcanic crater
  04/28/17
...
Obsidian Concupiscible Becky
  04/28/17
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wonderful insecure nursing home
  04/29/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if wel...
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
Nigger
Lake Business Firm Tank
  04/27/17
Holy shit
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
loled irl
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
LOL
Canary Striped Hyena Organic Girlfriend
  04/28/17
http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
...
Translucent naked tattoo
  04/28/17
...
Splenetic Diverse Hall
  04/28/17
hahaha holy shit
Haunting Prole
  11/18/17
This one is also funny. I asked a Chinese girl for her nu...
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
LOL!!!
bonkers office
  04/27/17
Loll
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/27/17
...
contagious massive bawdyhouse
  04/27/17
...
ungodly house double fault
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
irl lol
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/28/17
...
Fuchsia razzle-dazzle native
  04/28/17
pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard
black shrine multi-billionaire
  04/28/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
180
judgmental insane kitchen
  04/29/17
...
henna corn cake halford
  04/29/17
...
titillating sound barrier church building
  07/01/22
How many coons does it take to tar a roof?
red orchestra pit
  04/27/17
7?
Supple goal in life candlestick maker
  04/27/17
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
red orchestra pit
  04/27/17
...
Bipolar step-uncle's house
  04/28/17
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
duck-like abnormal den
  04/27/17
A pilot. What are you, racist?
indigo hyperventilating private investor
  04/27/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is comm...
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
Lol
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
...
marvelous sable fat ankles
  04/28/17
What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want ...
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
neighbor
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/27/17
Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
...
Cracking mahogany keepsake machete
  04/28/17
Nagger?
electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma
  04/27/17
Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/27/17
Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s
Sapphire factory reset button
  04/27/17
pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decade...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like callin...
lascivious lime forum legal warrant
  11/18/17
I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew ope...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/27/17
A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to...
odious cruel-hearted place of business
  04/27/17
dark
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
180
Tripping bateful brethren
  04/28/17
68485840022
chest-beating heady national security agency
  04/28/17
lol brutal
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
...
Cracking mahogany keepsake machete
  04/28/17
...
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/28/17
lmao holy shit
dark mother
  04/28/17
What does NAACP stand for?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/27/17
?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
niggas aint always cocking pistols niggers arguing and co...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
Niggers are always causing problems
Flatulent corner clown
  04/28/17
Niggers alligators apes coons and possums
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/28/17
National Association of Always Complaining People
Big kink-friendly voyeur
  04/29/17
Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the p...
slimy twinkling codepig background story
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
120
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", br...
Cerebral Foreskin Hell
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
thats, not a joke
histrionic theater stage
  04/28/17
To be fair, Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: '...
grizzly giraffe
  04/28/17
underrated
Curious magical jewess
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...
Brass disgusting pozpig
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bearded appetizing brunch associate
  04/29/17
...
Learning disabled wrinkle
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180
jet comical messiness stage
  04/29/17
...
Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night
  04/29/17
lol
aphrodisiac angry regret
  05/16/17
Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no con...
rebellious rigor
  11/18/17
...
Haunting Prole
  11/18/17
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods ...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
180
Tripping bateful brethren
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Rambunctious Floppy Temple
  04/28/17
180
dark mother
  04/28/17
lmao
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/30/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
Lol
Stimulating fanboi masturbator
  11/18/17
What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"...
Boyish university
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting o...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
this is legit great
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
Then he got raped by a beefy cholo
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Umber Juggernaut
  04/28/17
Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'
Flatulent corner clown
  04/29/17
...
jet comical messiness stage
  04/29/17
...
henna corn cake halford
  04/29/17
Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other grou...
Domesticated menage kitty
  05/07/17
what did the black kid get on his SAT?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
Sweet N Sour sauce
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
How does every racist joke start? *looks around*
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
What's white and 12 inches long?
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
what?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
Nothing
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
rofl
Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
...
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
What's orange, white, and beautiful?
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
trump, melania, and ivanka?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
A white person on fire.
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
uh
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about W...
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
i mean, if it were funny
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
He definitely did it.
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
Lol
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
180
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night
  04/28/17
...
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
180
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
lol
histrionic theater stage
  04/28/17
...
Rambunctious Floppy Temple
  04/28/17
...
marvelous sable fat ankles
  04/28/17
It is 1997
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/28/17
...
dark mother
  04/28/17
lol
Hilarious mind-boggling sex offender
  04/29/17
lol
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/30/17
Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race ch...
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
180
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
756496674956
chest-beating heady national security agency
  04/28/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game. One says to t...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
120
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
(xo 2017)
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
...
Dashing personal credit line
  04/28/17
i don't get it
Cowardly main people site
  04/28/17
have you never met a WASP in your life?
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
180 especially for the names of the WASPs.
Aromatic citrine french chef sweet tailpipe
  04/29/17
...
Pontificating mental disorder cumskin
  04/29/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?
seedy twisted wagecucks
  04/28/17
Get me a drink
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
"Would the defendant please rise"
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
cr
seedy twisted wagecucks
  04/28/17
A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his ...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
lol
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Dun sanctuary
  04/28/17
lollll
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
Lol
Obsidian Concupiscible Becky
  11/19/17
What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit? Defen...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse ther...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
lol extremely offensive
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
lol
odious cruel-hearted place of business
  04/28/17
Why can't Stevie wonder read?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/28/17
because he's black
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/28/17
...
Flatulent corner clown
  04/29/17
...
Tripping bateful brethren
  04/29/17
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on h...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
what?
histrionic theater stage
  04/28/17
The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man w...
Frozen church boiling water
  04/28/17
What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jel...
sticky digit ratio
  04/28/17
How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
?
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
Put it into airplane mode.
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'l...
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/28/17
...
Canary Striped Hyena Organic Girlfriend
  04/29/17
lmmmmao
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/30/17
...
Boyish university
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle schoo...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
?
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
He's 23?
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
lol
Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag
  04/28/17
What's long and hard on a black man?
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
The law
purple locale
  04/28/17
the first grade.
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
?
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
The NBA
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
180
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night
  04/28/17
How do you start a riot in Mexico?
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
how?
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
Throw a penny down the street
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
meh
vivacious ticket booth
  04/28/17
Whos the richest man in Mexico?
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
Carlos Slim
bossy passionate area dingle berry
  04/28/17
...
vivacious ticket booth
  04/28/17
Yes he picked up that penny
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
...
Pontificating mental disorder cumskin
  04/29/17
A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a rou...
Nofapping Water Buffalo Selfie
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
lol.
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/18/17
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of...
aphrodisiac angry regret
  04/28/17
Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?
hot self-absorbed mood
  04/28/17
...
claret misanthropic set
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
427386980435769083457609823745
Effete swashbuckling plaza
  04/30/17
https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72
Beady-eyed unholy whorehouse
  04/28/17
Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American...
cream ceo
  04/28/17
Elton John's chauffeur.
Beady-eyed unholy whorehouse
  04/28/17
Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DI...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but: Two polack...
autistic center police squad
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/28/17
what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son? ...
Zombie-like ladyboy
  04/28/17
Ritardo
Zombie-like ladyboy
  04/28/17
A black boy ran crying to his momma. "Mommy, mommy, I...
red orchestra pit
  04/28/17
...
Cracking mahogany keepsake machete
  04/28/17
Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate? so they don't bite...
Flushed fragrant point
  04/28/17
do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/28/17
You ever tried Ethiopian food?
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/28/17
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Flatulent corner clown
  04/28/17
tires don't sing when you put chains on em
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/28/17
i felt bad laughing at that.
irate burgundy toaster
  04/28/17
180000
Cracking mahogany keepsake machete
  04/30/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  05/07/17
What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling bal...
Obsidian Concupiscible Becky
  04/28/17
...
Provocative nibblets pit
  04/29/17
a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to ...
exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes
  04/28/17
LOL!!!!
Stimulating fanboi masturbator
  11/18/17
What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
A quarter pounder with cheese
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The je...
red orchestra pit
  04/28/17
a Stevie Wright classic, 180
Startling Gay Wizard
  04/29/17
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a g...
excitant school cafeteria
  04/28/17
how is this racist?
Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
...
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
How long does it take a black woman to shit?
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/28/17
9 months
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?
seedy twisted wagecucks
  04/28/17
This joke has already been made ITT
soggy heaven
  04/28/17
Lol Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm readin...
seedy twisted wagecucks
  04/29/17
(associate about to get shitcanned)
Frozen church boiling water
  04/29/17
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
dark mother
  04/28/17
one less kike
bat-shit-crazy lodge
  04/28/17
He saw the gas bill
Charismatic Theatre Ratface
  04/28/17
...
dark mother
  04/28/17
...
Brass disgusting pozpig
  04/29/17
?
navy roast beef
  11/30/23
Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, &...
Cracking mahogany keepsake machete
  04/29/17
...
underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate
  04/30/17
(Junior Soprano)
Domesticated menage kitty
  05/07/17
What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopu...
Flatulent corner clown
  04/29/17
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
onyx market people who are hurt
  05/07/17
Cut the rope?
Domesticated menage kitty
  05/07/17
...
gaped circlehead
  05/16/17
His wife and kids
Slate field
  11/18/17
Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics? A. To ke...
ebony idiot chad
  11/18/17
...
Disturbing hospital party of the first part
  11/18/17
Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?” Sku...
ebony idiot chad
  11/18/17
A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hou...
ebony idiot chad
  11/18/17
Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-sh...
alcoholic address
  11/19/17
...
Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain
  11/19/17
An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'a...
red orchestra pit
  11/19/17
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
Pungent exciting piazza
  07/01/22


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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

I'll start..

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

they're not falling for that one again.

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180704)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

they only took four cars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180773)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: black shrine multi-billionaire

holy shit LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185455)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720781)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

What is the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

It's posted above, "Not falling for that again." You really are humorless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182924)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: 180 lavender theater faggotry

kind of wondering whether that went right over his head or if he just didn't find it funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182961)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Carmine Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183750)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184050)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180688)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

(Don Imus)

Pubic hair on their heads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180697)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180700)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: indigo hyperventilating private investor

A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for forty dollars. The father replies "Thirty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180705)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180710)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: indecent principal's office

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180711)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180725)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: duck-like abnormal den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180733)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: frum resort twinkling uncleanness

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180780)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Deep senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180891)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: stirring bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: 180 lavender theater faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182967)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183108)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: sticky digit ratio

damn. i'm fucking stealing this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183129)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183160)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

http://imgur.com/a/1cRlt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183713)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: Translucent naked tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183802)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Splenetic Diverse Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183829)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183781)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: marvelous sable fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Haunting Prole

Why wouldn't he just say no if he's a greedy Jew, I don't really get why this joke is funny idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184345)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185833)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: bright thriller volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185465)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian Concupiscible Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186024)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: wonderful insecure nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192643)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720513)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

Not sure if this is my favorite, but it's a good one, if well-known.

What do you call a black priest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180712)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Lake Business Firm Tank

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180721)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180730)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard

loled irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182401)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Canary Striped Hyena Organic Girlfriend

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182405)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

http://imgur.com/Ss8tg7W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183747)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Translucent naked tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184183)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Splenetic Diverse Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184190)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Haunting Prole

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721028)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

This one is also funny.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180735)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: bonkers office

LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180754)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

Loll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180758)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: contagious massive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: ungodly house double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182421)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183109)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183362)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183785)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia razzle-dazzle native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183789)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: black shrine multi-billionaire

pretty sure she wasn't joking and meant what you heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185472)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719936)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: judgmental insane kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189945)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: henna corn cake halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192672)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: titillating sound barrier church building

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778865)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

How many coons does it take to tar a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180736)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Supple goal in life candlestick maker

7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180796)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182960)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: duck-like abnormal den

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180741)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: indigo hyperventilating private investor

A pilot. What are you, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188584)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180750)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180782)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: marvelous sable fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184021)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180776)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180790)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

Ooh, this is definitely it. That's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:12 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Cracking mahogany keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185536)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: electric doobsian hunting ground friendly grandma

Nagger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180791)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

Why does the Mexican Olympic team suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180840)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: soggy heaven

Because the ones who can run jump or swim left the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182953)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183318)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183374)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Sapphire factory reset button

https://youtu.be/VsNoO8xMs04?t=1m56s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180848)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

pretty weird to watch proto-shitlibs forming a couple decades ago.

also silverman zings the fuck out of him at the end with the pee pee coke joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182828)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious lime forum legal warrant

aoki said "calling chinese people chinks is like calling black people nigger." he should have added "or calling you, sarah silverman, a kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34719116)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

I was walking down the road when this truck's hatch flew open and hundreds of bowling balls ran down the street.

Soon people came to help pick them up, but an old lady was there just smacking the black bowling balls.

Someone asked, "Lady, what in the world are you doing?"

She replied, "I gotta whack these niggers before they hatch!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180849)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: odious cruel-hearted place of business

A doctor that had just delivered a woman's baby came over to the couple and said, "I have some good news and some bad news about your baby. Which would you like to hear first?"

Worried, the couple responds, "I guess just give us the bad news first."

"Well, unfortunately your baby is black..."

"Oh is that all? That's not so bad! What's the good news doctor ?"

"Your baby's dead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180870)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard

dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182403)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Tripping bateful brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182934)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: chest-beating heady national security agency

68485840022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183319)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183760)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Cracking mahogany keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185589)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: dark mother

lmao holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188608)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

What does NAACP stand for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33180876)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182987)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

niggas aint always cocking pistols

niggers arguing and constantly protesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183164)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

Niggers are always causing problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184099)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate

Niggers alligators apes coons and possums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186139)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: Big kink-friendly voyeur

National Association of Always Complaining People

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: slimy twinkling codepig background story

Bin Laden was shot and went to heaven. There he met at the pearly gates the founding fathers of America. They were mad at him, they said, for "defiling their creation!"

He said, "Wtf? Where's my seventy virgins, who the fuck are you?"

But they ganged up on him and were whipping his ass very badly when Paul the Apostle happened to walk by. Bid Laden saw him and said, "Help! help, you, quickly! go get Jesus (for me)!"

Paul yelled over his shoulder, "Hey Jesus, did you call for a cab?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182832)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: soggy heaven

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183004)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Foreskin Hell

lmao did you write this bizarrely awful "joke", brother? is english your first language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183237)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183601)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: histrionic theater stage

thats, not a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183826)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: grizzly giraffe

To be fair,

Very pretttty lady Virgin Mary appear, say: 'Do you have accepte my SON as Lord and Savor?'

Bin Ladin say, 'No I am Muslim of course I do not'

Mary respond: 'Then i it more likely yu are clearly MOON-slim without my SUN'

Please respond with comment or feedback if appreciate or make you SMILE :)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184744)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Curious magical jewess

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188511)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188568)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:13 AM
Author: bearded appetizing brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189830)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:24 AM
Author: Learning disabled wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189833)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: jet comical messiness stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191350)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191429)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315072)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: rebellious rigor

Have sent this to at least a dozen people by now with no context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721010)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Haunting Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34721050)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods when they happen upon a young lost boy.

The Priest calls out, "Hey Rabbi, get over here and help me screw this kid!"

The Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182841)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Tripping bateful brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182940)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183168)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious Floppy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183825)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: dark mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188609)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196442)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718659)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Stimulating fanboi masturbator

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718662)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Boyish university

What do you call a Paki on a motorcycle? "Dirtbike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182910)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a white guy are all sitting on the beach when one of them kicks some sand to reveal a magic lamp. A genie emerges saying, "Normally, I'd give you three wishes, but seeing as there are three of you here, I'll give you each just one."

The black guy goes first. He excitedly tells the genie, "I wish for all of my black brothers and sisters to return to our native land of Africa, away from the white slavers who brought us here."

Poof. The black guy and all the blacks on the beach disappear in a cloud of smoke.

The Jewish guy goes next. "I wish for every member of the tribe to have a peaceful and safe home in Israel, free from the Anti-Semitic slurs we receive here in America."

Poof. The Jewish guy disappears to Israel, along with several others.

The white guy asks, "Genie, you mean to tell me there aren't any Jews or Blacks in America now?" Genie replies, "That's correct, my liege. All the blacks are living happily in Africa, and the Jews have made a peaceful home in Israel. Now what wish may I grant you?"

"Well, isn't that something. I think I'll have a Diet Coke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182906)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182914)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

this is legit great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182926)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183127)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:05 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183246)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

Then he got raped by a beefy cholo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183780)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188624)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Umber Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185983)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

Boondocks Saints classic... finish the joke funny man!!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189992)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: jet comical messiness stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191357)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: henna corn cake halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33192705)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Domesticated menage kitty

Why didn't the white guy wish for Muslims or some other group to be sent home? What a wasted opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251512)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

what did the black kid get on his SAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182911)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

Sweet N Sour sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182922)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

i normally say barbecue sauce but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182925)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188334)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

How does every racist joke start?

*looks around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182918)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182920)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

What's white and 12 inches long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182932)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182941)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182946)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183630)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183783)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

What's orange, white, and beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182937)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

trump, melania, and ivanka?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182952)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

A white person on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182962)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

uh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182963)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

What you can't handle a little racist joke when it's about WHITE PEOPLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182980)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

i mean, if it were funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182984)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: soggy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182988)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182945)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182955)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

He definitely did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182959)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: soggy heaven

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183000)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183154)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183162)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:54 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183166)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: histrionic theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious Floppy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183850)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: marvelous sable fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184036)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate

It is 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: dark mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188618)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Hilarious mind-boggling sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190728)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196444)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: soggy heaven

Two blacks see a store advertisement that says "race change technology! Become white or any race! Only $1!"

Black guy 1 - "holy shit let's go! Oh shit I'm broke..."

Black guy 2 - "that's ok, I have a $5 bill. I'll go first and get change."

So black guy 2 goes in the store. 5 minutes later he comes back out, White as the driven snow.

Black guy 1- "HOLY shit. You're white! Oh my god! Quick give me a dollar!!"

(Formerly) Black guy 2 - "fuck you nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182948)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33182975)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183259)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: chest-beating heady national security agency

756496674956

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183342)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718655)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

Two WASPs meet for their weekly golf game.

One says to the other "Jack, you know we see each other every week but you never ask about my family."

"Gosh Skip, you're absolutely right. How is your family?"

"Fine, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183070)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: soggy heaven

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183076)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

(xo 2017)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183083)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183089)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: Dashing personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183092)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Cowardly main people site

i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183777)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

have you never met a WASP in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188630)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: Aromatic citrine french chef sweet tailpipe

180 especially for the names of the WASPs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189828)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Pontificating mental disorder cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189848)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718640)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: seedy twisted wagecucks

what do you say to a puerto rican in a suit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183101)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: soggy heaven

Get me a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183111)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

"Would the defendant please rise"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183116)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: seedy twisted wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183124)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

A black guy walks into a bar with an enormous parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and asks, "Wow! Where'd you get that thing?"

The parrot replies, "Africa. There are millions of them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183115)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183150)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Dun sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183396)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183800)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Obsidian Concupiscible Becky

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

What do you call a black man in a three-piece suit?

Defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183118)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

no real set up to this but when I worked at a warehouse there was one day where it was 90 degrees out and I remember some dude lugging around a box and saying "jesus Christ it's hot out--I'm sweating like a nigger trying to read!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183134)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183266)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

lol extremely offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183338)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183651)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: odious cruel-hearted place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184018)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

Why can't Stevie wonder read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184117)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

because he's black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185887)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Flatulent corner clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189980)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Tripping bateful brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In beautiful script it says, "Wendy."

On their Jamaican honeymoon, he has a few too many beers and uses a urinal next to a Jamaican man who appears to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "What are the odds! Your girl's name is Wendy, too?"

The guy looks down at his penis and says, "Wendy? No sir, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183145)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: histrionic theater stage

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

The Jamaican was not fully erect at the time the white man was reading his penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185441)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: sticky digit ratio

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar full of jellybeans?

The black one steals your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183161)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

How do you blow up a Saudi iPhone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183202)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183206)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

Put it into airplane mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183233)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183272)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

When RSF's dad first told me that joke, he said "That'll be $200."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183281)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183314)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183358)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:11 AM
Author: Canary Striped Hyena Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189829)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

lmmmmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196452)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: Boyish university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183289)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183301)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183312)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

Why does the black boy have the biggest dick in middle school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183315)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

He's 23?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183317)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183321)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Mustard Meetinghouse Nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183326)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

What's long and hard on a black man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183349)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: purple locale

The law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186457)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

the first grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188235)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183370)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183383)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

The NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183391)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183776)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Fluffy adventurous range queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183845)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

How do you start a riot in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183376)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183698)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

Throw a penny down the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183718)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188509)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

Whos the richest man in Mexico?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183723)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: bossy passionate area dingle berry

Carlos Slim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188287)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188513)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

Yes he picked up that penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188543)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Pontificating mental disorder cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189849)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Nofapping Water Buffalo Selfie

A guy walks onto a golf pro shop and says he's playing a round of golf and needs a caddy.

The pro says the caddies are for members only, but he can try out the brand new "Robocaddy" they have. The pro promises the guy he'll love the Robocaddy.

After the round of golf, the guy tells the pro how the Robocaddy helped him shoot the best game of golf in his life.

The Robocaddy told him what club to use, wind speed, wind direction, the distance from the hole. . . .

The guy said he was coming back in six months and he wanted to reserve a Robocaddy.

Six months later, when the guy returns the pro informs him they no longer have the Robocaddies.

The man is distraught. He asked why they no longer have the Robocaddies. The Robocaddy was the single greatest golf invention he's ever seen.

"Well, the members were complaining that the sun was reflecting off of the Robocaddies' metal bodies and blinding them," the pro explained.

"Why didn't you just paint them black?" the man asked.

"We tried that," said the pro, "but they started showing up late for work and stuff was missing from the locker rooms."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183769)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183847)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188329)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718654)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry regret

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183827)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set

Do you know how to perform a Little Rock circumcision?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183863)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: hot self-absorbed mood

Kick the hillbilly's sister in the back of the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183873)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: claret misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183878)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183885)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Effete swashbuckling plaza

427386980435769083457609823745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196455)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unholy whorehouse

https://youtu.be/dWJuJlmcabY?t=72



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33183871)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: cream ceo

Two POC who present as male-identified, one African-American and one Latinx, are riding in an automobile together. Who is driving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184051)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed unholy whorehouse

Elton John's chauffeur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185818)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

Nothing beats Claires moniker "NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184121)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: autistic center police squad

pretty tame since its just a polack joke, but:

Two polacks are driving down I-95 from New York to Miami. They see a sign that says "Clean Restrooms Ahead." By the time they got to Florida they had cleaned about 150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33184268)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188333)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

what did the Mexican/Polish couple name their newborn son?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185546)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like ladyboy

Ritardo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185559)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

A black boy ran crying to his momma.

"Mommy, mommy, I'm melting!"

"No dear, you just have diarrhea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185787)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Cracking mahogany keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185919)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Flushed fragrant point

Why do Ethiopians eat white chocolate?

so they don't bite their fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185792)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

do they even have any food at all in ethiopia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33185877)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate

You ever tried Ethiopian food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186378)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186022)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

tires don't sing when you put chains on em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186163)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: irate burgundy toaster

i felt bad laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186448)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Cracking mahogany keepsake machete

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196425)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251155)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Obsidian Concupiscible Becky

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

Answer: You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186056)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative nibblets pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191369)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly round eye useless brakes

a chinese guy hires a hooker for the night. he takes her to a hotel and fucks her, then excuses himself to the bathroom. comes out a few minutes later and fucks her again. after the second time, he again excuses himself to the bathroom only to fuck her with yet renewed vigor on his return. after another couple rounds the hooker needs to visit the bathroom herself, but the chinese guy objects. she's insistent though and easily pushes past him.

and when she opens the door what does she see? five chinese guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186165)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Stimulating fanboi masturbator

LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718697)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

What do you call an ethiopian with yeast infection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186177)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

A quarter pounder with cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186311)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

A chinaman walks into a bar and sits next to a jew. The jews turns to him and says "hey, I don't like your people!". The chinaman asks "What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"

"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

The Chinaman thinks for a second then says "Well, I don't like YOUR people!"

"What did we ever do to you?"

"You guys sunk the Titanic!"

"That wasn't us, that was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186227)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Startling Gay Wizard

a Stevie Wright classic, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189843)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186249)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Coffee Pot

how is this racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186286)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186309)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate

How long does it take a black woman to shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186394)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

9 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33186402)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: seedy twisted wagecucks

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188360)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: soggy heaven

This joke has already been made ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188393)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 5:03 AM
Author: seedy twisted wagecucks

Lol

Once a thread hits 40 posts there's no way I'm reading them all before charging in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33189827)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Frozen church boiling water

(associate about to get shitcanned)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33190242)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: dark mother

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188599)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lodge

one less kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188627)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Ratface

He saw the gas bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188632)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: dark mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33188637)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Brass disgusting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191487)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:22 PM
Author: navy roast beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#47119264)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Cracking mahogany keepsake machete

Chinaman walks in to see an optometrist. Optemetrist says, "ah there's your problem, you have a cataract." Chinaman says no I don't, I drive a rincorn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191328)



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Date: April 30th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: underhanded soul-stirring scourge upon the earth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33196438)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:27 PM
Author: Domesticated menage kitty

(Junior Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251572)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Flatulent corner clown

What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33191544)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: onyx market people who are hurt

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251460)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Domesticated menage kitty

Cut the rope?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33251578)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: gaped circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#33315131)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Slate field
Subject: His wife and kids

What do you throw an African American drowning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34718980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: ebony idiot chad

Q. Why does Julia not wear panties at picnics?

A. To keep the flies off the chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720909)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Disturbing hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720912)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: ebony idiot chad

Rabbit asks the skunk, “do you know what race I am?”

Skunk says “yea, you’re a rabbit”

Skunk asks the rabbit, “what about me, do you know what race I am?”

Rabbit says, “Well, you’re black and white and smell like shit. You must be Puerto Rican.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720940)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: ebony idiot chad

A baby skunk sat in the middle of a forest for hours and hours crying. A deer, never having seen a skunk before, wandered by and noticed the baby skunk in his misery. After several moments the deer asked the baby skunk, "Why are you crying?" The baby skunk looked up at the deer and said, "I don't know what I am! " and resumed his uncontrolled weeping. After several more minutes of eyeballing the baby skunk, the deer said to the baby skunk, "I believe I can help. You're black but you're not all black. And you're white but you're not all white. And you smell really bad. You must be a Peurto Rican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34720960)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: alcoholic address

Guy walks into a bar with an "I Hate Niggers" t-shirt on. Customers are looking over whispering to themselves.

Guy says to the bartender, "give me a shot of bourbon"

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry but I can't serve you if you're wearing that shirt"

Guy: "Ah cmon, just give me a drink"

Bartender serves him and he knocks down a few drinks. Now everyone goes back to minding their own business when a black homeless guy walks in with a little monkey that's juggling and holding a change cup. They walk around to various customers, monkey does some tricks, and some customers throw change in the cup.

Now everyone's wondering what will happen when he gets to the guy with the I Hate Niggers T-shirt, when all of a sudden the monkey darts across the room and jumps right into the guy's lap, does a few tricks, and the guy throws a $50 bill in the cup. Then both the homeless guy and the monkey leave.

Bartender is confused at this point.

Bartender: "Excuse me sir, it's none of my business, but I thought you hate niggers?"

Guy: "I do, but why take it out on their kids."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722534)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Internet-worthy Depressive Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722542)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: red orchestra pit

An optometrist tells his asian patient: "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have a cataract."

"No, I drive a Rincorn Contanenter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#34722562)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Pungent exciting piazza

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time someone shouted “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3598027&forum_id=2#44778799)