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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
quotemo
  05/02/17
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poo poo
  02/11/18
why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
MoreDoughHi
  05/02/17
adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i ...
quotemo
  05/02/17
piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
MoreDoughHi
  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
quotemo
  05/02/17
plumbers hate him
MoreDoughHi
  05/02/17
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quotemo
  05/02/17
lol good shit
Memph Bleek
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HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  05/18/17
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.,.,...,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,..,..
  06/18/17
180, pls tweet this
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  05/02/17
too personal
quotemo
  05/02/17
no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's i...
MoreDoughHi
  05/02/17
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quotemo
  05/02/17
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(deactivated account)
  05/02/17
how often you hear this story
TRUMPdog@TEN_GOP
  05/02/17
have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
quotemo
  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
istanbul street cat
  05/02/17
cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
quotemo
  05/02/17
GOod poast moniker synergy
Pitcher of Birch Beer at Pappy's
  05/02/17
because of the ass pee?
quotemo
  05/02/17
we've all been there
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/02/17
crazy time in a man's life
quotemo
  05/02/17
chill on the addy
peterman (retired)
  05/02/17
lmao cr
quotemo
  05/02/17
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,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  06/18/17
180 billion.
essential, like shitting or pissing
  05/02/17
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The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  05/02/17
180
ethereum.trillionaire@dongs.co
  05/02/17
9874823176423871623415716123
the size of a housecat
  05/02/17
why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in the...
JackNasty
  05/02/17
Flush hot water
gibberish
  05/02/17
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(deactivated account)
  05/03/17
180
............;;....,,;;..,;,;;;;...;;;;;;.,......
  05/03/17
Great thread
bowlcut autist
  05/03/17
it's a masterpiece
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/18/17
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irl labrador
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(deactivated account)
  05/18/17
Good stuff here.
1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer
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boner_police
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Dux
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life narrative
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Boichester United
  06/18/17
i like ur narrative
your first cigarette of the morning
  06/18/17
Thought this said soup.
Soup
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communityacct
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jfc
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  02/11/18
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poo poo
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butt cheeks
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: quotemo

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: poo poo (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#35375693)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: quotemo

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210242)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: quotemo

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210258)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

plumbers hate him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210259)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: quotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210272)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Memph Bleek

lol

good shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211568)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339733)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,..,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587822)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

180, pls tweet this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210264)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: quotemo

too personal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210268)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: quotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211442)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: (deactivated account)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211463)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: TRUMPdog@TEN_GOP (Dr. Thunder)

how often you hear this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: quotemo

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33210545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: istanbul street cat

would've been a peak experience no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211456)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: quotemo

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33216982)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Pitcher of Birch Beer at Pappy's

GOod poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: quotemo

because of the ass pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33216894)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

we've all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33211770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: quotemo

crazy time in a man's life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217161)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: peterman (retired)

chill on the addy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33216902)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: quotemo

lmao cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217434)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587243)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: essential, like shitting or pissing

180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33216949)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217045)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: ethereum.trillionaire@dongs.co


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217333)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: the size of a housecat

9874823176423871623415716123

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217824)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: JackNasty

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: gibberish

Flush hot water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33217913)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: (deactivated account)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33219428)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: ............;;....,,;;..,;,;;;;...;;;;;;.,......


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33219503)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: bowlcut autist

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33219826)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

it's a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339729)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: irl labrador



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339698)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: (deactivated account) (*unzips*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339705)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer

Good stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339715)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: boner_police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339725)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Dux



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33339732)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: (deactivated account) (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587227)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: life narrative



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587273)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Boichester United



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587827)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: your first cigarette of the morning

i like ur narrative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33587967)



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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Soup

Thought this said soup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33909959)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: communityacct



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33955477)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: (deactivated account) (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#33961285)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 4:03 AM
Author: (deactivated account) (* . cbtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#34083055)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: (deactivated account) (@realcharliebrown)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#34562966)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: (deactivated account) (@realcharliebrown)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#34858747)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: quotemo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#35375686)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: poo poo (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#35375692)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2#35375857)