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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: cerise heaven



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled rigor

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled rigor

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled rigor

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled rigor

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like den

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
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