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I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)

the XO story --- But I want to get one thing out of the wa...
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*unties noose* *laughs at guy in story*
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He writes well
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even though he's probably ESL.
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ok lol fuck
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"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 yea...
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He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwis...
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very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from ...
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I have crooked, damaged teeth... Fixable ...large mole...
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good to have you back on the bort, suze
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i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xo...
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TTIWWOP
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most likely flame, but funny nonetheless
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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: henna thriller box office

the XO story

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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.

I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).

Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.

The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).

I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: stimulating bat-shit-crazy location

*unties noose*

*laughs at guy in story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Mauve Dead Whorehouse



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing black round eye keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369860)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: heady blue hospital

He writes well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226675)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: henna thriller box office

even though he's probably ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226688)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Coral misunderstood corn cake

ok lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226723)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Cracking Khaki Locus



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: henna thriller box office

"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"

what a fucking chad. gas this fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226760)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Trip Home

He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwise stick to masturbation and porn like at least 20% of the rest of humanity. Hell, it's good enough for like half of Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226785)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: henna thriller box office

very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from using porn/prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226897)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron misanthropic nowag casino

and, very soon, sex bots

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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Burgundy Mewling Den

Weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226909)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: henna thriller box office



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: henna thriller box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423232)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM
Author: Vivacious marketing idea roommate

I have crooked, damaged teeth...

Fixable

...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)

Again fixable

...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones

I think modern science should be able to help

...and I'm 5'6.

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: henna thriller box office



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron misanthropic nowag casino

good to have you back on the bort, suze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932080)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Sexy Striped Hyena Kitchen

i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xoxo poasters will think he's a 10/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932085)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed glassy ratface

TTIWWOP

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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: irradiated geriatric prole range



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: henna thriller box office



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Sanctuary

most likely flame, but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369893)