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Sold Yankees tix to a NYT best selling author. She was borderline retarded

Sunday is Derek Jeter day at the stadium. I'm selling extra ...
poppy main people
  05/11/17
After emailing her the tickets and speaking on the phone thi...
poppy main people
  05/11/17
try to negotiate a romp with enema dood and film it
charismatic slap-happy multi-billionaire
  05/11/17
Lol
odious crackhouse
  05/11/17
...
galvanic purple native
  05/12/17
Lmao
Cerebral primrose address sandwich
  05/13/17
can you at least out the genre of books this shitboomer crap...
passionate sanctuary
  05/11/17
YA. Her books have become a successful tv series/movie
poppy main people
  05/11/17
Send ms. Rowling are regards
odious crackhouse
  05/11/17
lol at someone of her level having to CL shit herself
mildly autistic sable business firm cumskin
  05/12/17
She is willing to spend like $1500 on $500 tickets. She is c...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Welcome back Johnsmeyer
Frum cheese-eating background story pisswyrm
  05/11/17
Flattered but this isn't JM flame. I have a chain of almost ...
poppy main people
  05/11/17
Do you think she flakes out?
Frum cheese-eating background story pisswyrm
  05/11/17
She paypaled me the money and I sent her the tickets lol. Sh...
poppy main people
  05/11/17
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transparent location
  05/12/17
I'm friends with a "NYTimes Bestselling Author". I...
Amber impertinent headpube karate
  05/12/17
this lady is pretty well known and has a major show/movie ba...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
it's that series about the kids in the maze thing right
mildly autistic sable business firm cumskin
  05/12/17
I emailed her the tickets yesterday because she reached out ...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Lmao marlins man just come clean.
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
haha she literally has the tickets in her inbox!
poppy main people
  05/12/17
cr just come clean
ruddy nighttime really tough guy
  05/12/17
120 marlins man, this poor woman was begging for your help!
Aromatic emerald tanning salon half-breed
  05/12/17
just come clean bro.
histrionic nofapping toaster
  05/12/17
this prose does not look all that hideous.
Stirring yarmulke
  05/13/17
woke up to this email this AM. it was sent at like 3:30 AM. ...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Give her a moniker and tell her she needs to double check wi...
Anal juggernaut
  05/12/17
...
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
Lmao at this psychotic boomer
Electric range dog poop
  05/12/17
also from this morning: Hi Marlins Man, The problem is t...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Lol 180 Like the people scanning tickets are checking IDs a...
Anal juggernaut
  05/12/17
...
exciting garrison
  05/13/17
I would just tell her she's a fucking moron at this point
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
Give her the Staten Island Yankees sales number and tell her...
Cordovan macaca
  05/12/17
H
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
also send her the synopsis of "Staten Island Brunch&quo...
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
180
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
This thread has scared me off from ever reselling my tickets...
provocative sound barrier
  05/12/17
Just do it on stubhub. I put them on craigslist because I us...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
original email asking for the tickets. the ad had the date, ...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
after I emailed her the tickets. this is one of the nonstop ...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Always get my name added to the tickets when I buy from scal...
harsh aquamarine idea he suggested
  05/12/17
"Hello, Ms. Boomer?" "This is the Yankees -- ...
Hideous cruise ship puppy
  05/12/17
...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
I never had these tix listed anywhere else and why did she p...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Are you sure that this is not a hoax?
Titillating carnelian home
  05/13/17
Why doesn't she just purchase on stubhub or seatgeek?
Brindle demanding brunch ape
  05/12/17
no idea. truly a deranged boomer
poppy main people
  05/12/17
sent in the middle of the night. Hi Marlins Man, But yo...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Great thread so far
Anal juggernaut
  05/12/17
can you post verbatim some of your replies?
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
Hey Marlins Man, Still waiting... Would you do me a favor? ...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
180
Smoky self-absorbed public bath
  05/13/17
"They're not airline tickets, lady!"
Curious erotic lodge
  05/12/17
also in the middle of the night... Hey Marlins Man, I ha...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
JFC YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HEAR FROM STUBHUB EVER
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
...
racy institution roast beef
  05/12/17
Save the tickets as a PDF. Edit the PDF, so her name will b...
scarlet heady hell
  05/12/17
"The police will be around to pick you up shortly, plea...
Hideous cruise ship puppy
  05/12/17
lmao 180
poppy main people
  05/12/17
lololol
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
Probably TCR.
sepia area prole
  05/12/17
i must be boomerific since even I'm confused. Why would you...
magenta swashbuckling boltzmann rehab
  05/12/17
WTF does StubHub even have to do with OP? I thought he sold...
scarlet heady hell
  05/12/17
She must have heard an ad about stubhub or googled them, I d...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
The seats were never on Stubhub, only on CL. She must hav...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
oh, ok. lol.
magenta swashbuckling boltzmann rehab
  05/12/17
this thread is making smoke billow out my ears and nostrils
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
180 moniker
federal stain theatre
  05/12/17
I love you JM.
scarlet heady hell
  05/12/17
very flattered, but this is not flame. this is a woman who h...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
...
racy institution roast beef
  05/12/17
Candace Bushnell?
Hideous cruise ship puppy
  05/12/17
Hi Marlins Man, I am also worried because I have never se...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
gas all boomers
Aromatic emerald tanning salon half-breed
  05/12/17
this is why JM is the best flamer in the game. So elegant.
ruddy nighttime really tough guy
  05/12/17
it has been way too long since we've had a thread like this
Floppy spruce theater stage
  05/12/17
let's make a list of possibilities here JK Rowling (Harry...
dashing mahogany library dragon
  05/12/17
who has a movie AND tv show? was puzzling over this earlier ...
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
I was trying not to out the author. it's either a movie or a...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
ohhh guessing collins or sara shepard
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
Suzanne Collins
Soul-stirring Submissive Stag Film Gay Wizard
  05/13/17
That's who it is.
Soul-stirring Submissive Stag Film Gay Wizard
  05/13/17
won't confirm or deny...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
only one of these really makes sense
Gay space
  05/12/17
50 Shades ofs
Orange philosopher-king
  05/12/17
Maybe Sara Shepard (Pretty Little Liars). Might be too young...
Curious erotic lodge
  05/12/17
whoever it is doesn't live in NY based on the bit above re: ...
passionate sanctuary
  05/13/17
Cheryl Strayed ELizabeth Gilbert
fragrant pistol
  05/14/17
Hi Marlins Man, Do you have a picture from the seats? I f...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
Where can i find a good umbrella near the stadium???
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
the only people who still use CL for anything are the mental...
Gay space
  05/12/17
for sports tickets CL is the best way to buy good tickets fo...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
welp im mentally ill so this poast checks out
odious crackhouse
  05/12/17
Suggest that she send Stubhub a certified letter to confirm.
Vigorous Depressive
  05/12/17
This is 100% Stephanie Meyer, right?
Orange philosopher-king
  05/12/17
sounds plausible, she freely admits to being a provincial du...
passionate sanctuary
  05/12/17
unlikely, meyer was a national merit scholarship recipient, ...
bat-shit-crazy bossy market
  05/12/17
...
poppy main people
  05/12/17
truly exquisite flame. Thank marlins man for the lulz. Plz d...
histrionic nofapping toaster
  05/12/17
I swear it's not flame
poppy main people
  05/12/17
...
Smoky self-absorbed public bath
  05/13/17
...
exciting garrison
  05/13/17
Also uses a hotmail account lmao
poppy main people
  05/13/17
hate these flames
Maroon codepig elastic band
  05/13/17
So did she make it to the game?
Curious erotic lodge
  05/14/17
ur kidding right? obviously he double-sold the ticket. it wa...
provocative sound barrier
  05/14/17
tcq
vermilion crusty fanboi
  05/15/17
why haven't i heard back from stubhub, faggot?
gold hyperventilating mental disorder
  05/14/17
180 thread.
scarlet heady hell
  01/09/18
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  06/18/18
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Aphrodisiac costumed house fortuitous meteor
  07/21/18
Johnsmeyer is a genius
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  07/21/18
She was probably just drunk/high
autistic indigo trust fund
  07/21/18
...
Bearded Lake Keepsake Machete
  07/21/18
I guarantee this was Elizabeth Wurtzel
Rose Dingle Berry
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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: poppy main people

Sunday is Derek Jeter day at the stadium. I'm selling extra seats. I posted them on Craigslist. I get an unusual response via email from a person. The name looked familiar. She is willing to give me 500 dollars on top of the already marked up tickets and saying she will give me $800 just for access to the seats lol. Her name, number, email and address all indicate that she is 100% she is a pretty well known NYT best seller. Her cell phone matches up on Facebook to her personal account. However, dealing with this person I feel like I am talking to a child. I'm not sure if she's a rancid boomer who doesn't understand how to exchange tickets but she is very poorly spoken and her email proses are lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286766)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: poppy main people

After emailing her the tickets and speaking on the phone this is her response:

Hey marlins man,

Still waiting... Would you do me a favor? If this is a hoax would you just tell me now?

Sent from my iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286776)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: charismatic slap-happy multi-billionaire

try to negotiate a romp with enema dood and film it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286792)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: odious crackhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286816)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: galvanic purple native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33287215)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 7:05 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose address sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295669)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

can you at least out the genre of books this shitboomer craps out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286786)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: poppy main people

YA. Her books have become a successful tv series/movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286800)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: odious crackhouse

Send ms. Rowling are regards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286818)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic sable business firm cumskin

lol at someone of her level having to CL shit herself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290664)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: poppy main people

She is willing to spend like $1500 on $500 tickets. She is clearly wealthy enough to have Amex or someone else do it for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290695)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Frum cheese-eating background story pisswyrm

Welcome back Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286807)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: poppy main people

Flattered but this isn't JM flame. I have a chain of almost 40 emails dating back to 4 pm yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286817)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Frum cheese-eating background story pisswyrm

Do you think she flakes out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286827)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: poppy main people

She paypaled me the money and I sent her the tickets lol. She's worried that a. They're fake tickets b. I'm going to use them before she can. C. I am going to sell them to someone else.

She has raised these concerns to me after sending me a lot of money. I bet you she buys tickets from someone else just to make sure she gets in lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33286837)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: transparent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33287226)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Amber impertinent headpube karate

I'm friends with a "NYTimes Bestselling Author". It's totally fake and manufactured; some company called Results Guaranteed basically bought up all the books in various markets to juice the sales to make the list. It certainly doesn't equate to being intelligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33287480)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: poppy main people

this lady is pretty well known and has a major show/movie based on her novels lol. but yes it is all fraud and fake more or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290510)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic sable business firm cumskin

it's that series about the kids in the maze thing right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290672)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: poppy main people

I emailed her the tickets yesterday because she reached out to me via craigslist. No idea why stubhub would even be involved.

most recent email:

I was under the impression that Stubhub would email me, but if not, you said I would be receiving a "confirmation email shortly." That was yesterday. As I said, I have not been able to get through to Stubhub or the Yankees. I don't want to be suspicious but I don't see my name on the tickets from you and in the worst case scenario you could be selling the tickets to multiple people and giving them the tickets which is not necessarily about them. Sorry, I just have been checking my email every five minutes for two days and feeling let down each time. It wears on me. I really just want to hear from an official source that everything is okay. I'm begging for help here.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290550)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested

Lmao marlins man just come clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290573)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: poppy main people

haha she literally has the tickets in her inbox!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290628)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: ruddy nighttime really tough guy

cr just come clean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291133)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Aromatic emerald tanning salon half-breed

120 marlins man, this poor woman was begging for your help!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291097)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: histrionic nofapping toaster

just come clean bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293860)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Stirring yarmulke

this prose does not look all that hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295833)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: poppy main people

woke up to this email this AM. it was sent at like 3:30 AM. the tickets have been emailed to her. Why is this boomer obsessed with stubhub. she is clearly insane right? I gave her my personal number and told her to call me if she is confused. Here is the email:

Do you know if you made your purchase on Stubhub? Cuz I just checked my Stubhub account there and nothing shows up as transferred by you (or Stubhub). If not, did you pay the full cost of the tickets? Could I call the team or stubhub to explore what's going on? Could you give me the phone number.

Thanks so much. I just can't sleep for worrying about these tickets!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290581)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Anal juggernaut

Give her a moniker and tell her she needs to double check with the good people of autoadmit -- a company specializing in ensuring people are automatically admitted to the event of their choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290622)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290630)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Electric range dog poop

Lmao at this psychotic boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290610)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: poppy main people

also from this morning:

Hi Marlins Man,

The problem is that I don't know how to confirm that the tickets have been transferred to me. I can't get through to Stubhub or the Yankees and I don't know what to do. I was planning to book a hotel around the game but I will lose even more money if for instance the stadium will not honor the transffered tickets (they don't like people scalping tickets) or if they also have not gotten news of the transfer, just as I have not. I don't have the Yankees or Stubhub's number, so could you reach out to them? I am getting desperate. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290616)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Anal juggernaut

Lol 180

Like the people scanning tickets are checking IDs against a manifest.

Ask her if she has certified the change with the official MLB manifest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290649)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: exciting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295803)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested

I would just tell her she's a fucking moron at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290660)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Cordovan macaca

Give her the Staten Island Yankees sales number and tell her to call and confirm everything with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290658)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested

H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290661)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

also send her the synopsis of "Staten Island Brunch" and see if she can give it to her agent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290667)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290683)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

This thread has scared me off from ever reselling my tickets, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290666)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: poppy main people

Just do it on stubhub. I put them on craigslist because I usually have the best luck on there. Never again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290680)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: poppy main people

original email asking for the tickets. the ad had the date, a fair price comparable to tickets listed on other sites and the game time. I also did not accept the extra charges and gave her the tix for the price listed. Wish I did take the extra money though because she is impossible to deal with:

Are they still available? I am willing to pay $500 extra for tickets and $800 to reserve them. What was the date again? Thanks!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290671)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: poppy main people

after I emailed her the tickets. this is one of the nonstop emails I got.

Hi Marlins Man,

Will Stubhub or the Yankees call me or email me or should I contact them to confirm? Will my name now be added to the tickets?

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290723)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: harsh aquamarine idea he suggested

Always get my name added to the tickets when I buy from scalpers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290753)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Hideous cruise ship puppy

"Hello, Ms. Boomer?" "This is the Yankees -- Graig Nettles actually. I am just calling to personally confirm that you have valid tickets to the Derek Jeter game." "Yes, that's right-- simply write your name on the top of the ticket. Use a medium point sharpie so it is easy to see."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290777)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: poppy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290786)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: poppy main people

I never had these tix listed anywhere else and why did she pay me if she was concerned.

Hi Marlins Man,

I have PayPaled you the cost of the reservation. However, when I look at Stubhub the seats are still available. Are you sure you are not selling these tickets to multiple people or that this is a hoax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290751)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 7:15 AM
Author: Titillating carnelian home

Are you sure that this is not a hoax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295677)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Brindle demanding brunch ape

Why doesn't she just purchase on stubhub or seatgeek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290757)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: poppy main people

no idea. truly a deranged boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290772)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: poppy main people

sent in the middle of the night.

Hi Marlins Man,

But you also said several times that you would email me the tickets and Stubhub haven't confirmed. Why can't they just send me an email to put all doubts to rest? Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290768)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Anal juggernaut

Great thread so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290788)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

can you post verbatim some of your replies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290793)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: poppy main people

Hey Marlins Man,

Still waiting... Would you do me a favor? If this is a hoax would you just tell me now?

Sent from my iPhone

Hi Marlins Man,

Oh, I see. Thanks for the explanation! I will wait till this evening and won't worry. Thank you again!

Crazy Boomer

Sent from my iPhone

Hi Crazy Boomer,

The tickets for the game are the tickets I emailed you earlier. All you need to do is print them out and bring them with you to the stadium. Even though it has my name on the tickets, it will be no problem. They will just scan the barcode for you at the entrance. All that matters is the bar code.

You have everything you need for the game Sunday. There is no need to call the Yankees' box office or StubHub to have the name on the ticket changed. The seats are all yours and you won't be getting an email confirmation that the seats have been transferred.

Thanks for your patience and please feel free to email me or call or text me at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Enjoy the game!

Hi Marlins Man,

Thanks for the email. When can I expect an email confirmation that the tickets are mine? The tickets you sent have your name on them? Do you have the numbers for the Yankees or Stubhub? When should I expect confirmation of the transfer?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290893)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292249)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 6:26 AM
Author: Smoky self-absorbed public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295641)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Curious erotic lodge

"They're not airline tickets, lady!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290801)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: poppy main people

also in the middle of the night...

Hey Marlins Man,

I haven't heard from StubHub yet. Any idea when I might? Thanks! Boomer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290804)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

JFC YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HEAR FROM STUBHUB EVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290868)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:45 PM
Author: racy institution roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290823)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: scarlet heady hell

Save the tickets as a PDF. Edit the PDF, so her name will be shown instead of yours.

Alternatively, you can use a burner to call her, pretending that you're the Yankees. Let her know that the Yankees know she's scalped the tickets and that she's banned for life for doing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290830)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Hideous cruise ship puppy

"The police will be around to pick you up shortly, please aid in the process by stripping down and cuffing yourself"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290853)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: poppy main people

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290958)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292268)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: sepia area prole

Probably TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33294343)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling boltzmann rehab

i must be boomerific since even I'm confused. Why would your exact seats still be listed on Stubhub? Don't you have to pull them from Stubhub or deal with some sort of conflict should someone else purchase them? Or is this woman insane and the tickets aren't even listed on Stubhub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290842)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: scarlet heady hell

WTF does StubHub even have to do with OP? I thought he sold them on Craigslist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290846)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: poppy main people

She must have heard an ad about stubhub or googled them, I did not bring them up once. I believe she thinks the only way to transfer tickets, regardless of where you buy them, is through stubhub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290925)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: poppy main people

The seats were never on Stubhub, only on CL.

She must have gone to Stubhub and saw that there were tickets from my section still available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290911)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling boltzmann rehab

oh, ok. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290971)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

this thread is making smoke billow out my ears and nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290987)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: federal stain theatre

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290856)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: scarlet heady hell

I love you JM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290892)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: poppy main people

very flattered, but this is not flame. this is a woman who has sold millions of books and has an internationally syndicated tv show/movie after her works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290941)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: racy institution roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33290898)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hideous cruise ship puppy

Candace Bushnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291011)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: poppy main people

Hi Marlins Man,

I am also worried because I have never seen paper tickets like the ones you emailed me. They do not look like regular baseball tickets and I still do not understand why your name is on them. What is stopping you from selling these to other people if they are just letter paper you can send to anyone? Will I need to go to the box office and exchange them for hard copy tickets? Will there be an issue because my name is not on them? I have yet to receive any email confirmation that the seats are mine which is making me nervous. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291036)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Aromatic emerald tanning salon half-breed

gas all boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291092)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: ruddy nighttime really tough guy

this is why JM is the best flamer in the game. So elegant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291165)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Floppy spruce theater stage

it has been way too long since we've had a thread like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291497)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: dashing mahogany library dragon

let's make a list of possibilities here

JK Rowling (Harry Potter)

Stephanie Meyer (Twilight)

Suzanne Collins (Hunger Games)

Lisa Jane Smith (The Vampire Diaries)

Veronica Roth (Divergent)

any others come to mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33291560)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

who has a movie AND tv show? was puzzling over this earlier

the sex and the city writer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292099)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: poppy main people

I was trying not to out the author. it's either a movie or a tv show, not both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292134)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

ohhh

guessing collins or sara shepard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292321)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Submissive Stag Film Gay Wizard

Suzanne Collins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295814)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Submissive Stag Film Gay Wizard

That's who it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295859)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: poppy main people

won't confirm or deny...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292155)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: Gay space

only one of these really makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292289)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Orange philosopher-king

50 Shades ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292999)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Curious erotic lodge

Maybe Sara Shepard (Pretty Little Liars). Might be too young but she lives in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293623)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: passionate sanctuary

whoever it is doesn't live in NY based on the bit above re: booking a hotel as part of this sure-to-be-unpleasant trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295791)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: fragrant pistol

Cheryl Strayed

ELizabeth Gilbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33305630)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: poppy main people

Hi Marlins Man,

Do you have a picture from the seats? I found them on the seating chart from the Yankees website but I have no idea what to expect. Are they good seats and what will I be able to see? The weather looks like it could rain and will we be exposed to the weather. Also, are the seats next to each other? Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292085)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

Where can i find a good umbrella near the stadium???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292092)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Gay space

the only people who still use CL for anything are the mentally ill and undercover cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292133)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: poppy main people

for sports tickets CL is the best way to buy good tickets for high demand games a few days before because people are just trying to get rid of them.

I usually sell on stubhub but I knew this game would be in very high demand and that I would be able to quickly sell them on CL for a high markup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292151)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: odious crackhouse

welp im mentally ill so this poast checks out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33294353)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Depressive

Suggest that she send Stubhub a certified letter to confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292214)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Orange philosopher-king

This is 100% Stephanie Meyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33292993)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary

sounds plausible, she freely admits to being a provincial dullard (fits the hotel booking bit) and a bad writer who got very lucky with her Mary Sue / vampire fanfic drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293524)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 10:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy bossy market

unlikely, meyer was a national merit scholarship recipient, so top .5% psat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293878)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: poppy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293843)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: histrionic nofapping toaster

truly exquisite flame. Thank marlins man for the lulz. Plz do continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293915)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: poppy main people

I swear it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33293956)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 6:27 AM
Author: Smoky self-absorbed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295642)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: exciting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295847)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 6:15 AM
Author: poppy main people

Also uses a hotmail account lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295637)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Maroon codepig elastic band

hate these flames

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33295920)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Curious erotic lodge

So did she make it to the game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33305585)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

ur kidding right? obviously he double-sold the ticket. it was just fake numbers the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33305640)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: vermilion crusty fanboi

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33307941)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: gold hyperventilating mental disorder

why haven't i heard back from stubhub, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#33305683)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: scarlet heady hell

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#35118244)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Razzle hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36266408)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac costumed house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36471696)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: aggressive flickering parlour cuckoldry

Johnsmeyer is a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36471783)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: autistic indigo trust fund

She was probably just drunk/high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36471790)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Bearded Lake Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36471802)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Rose Dingle Berry

I guarantee this was Elizabeth Wurtzel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3611982&forum_id=2#36471807)