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*freddie at persian bazaar putting on falafel-scented diaper*

freddie: "salaam alaikum! how much? two rial? just two?...
Mustard Travel Guidebook Factory Reset Button
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incredibly underrated
Jet Nibblets Gunner
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I’m proud to find out that this is me
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Multi-colored stain
  02/27/18
holy shit 180
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Jet Nibblets Gunner
  03/10/18
incredible on several levels
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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Mustard Travel Guidebook Factory Reset Button

freddie: "salaam alaikum! how much? two rial? just two? wow that's a deal!"

luis, flanked by two persian MILF's: "ayo freddie! let's go our taxi's honkin and about to leave man!"

freddie: "one sec! this chill swarthy breh's telling me to try on this premium diaper, like a 2 for 1 diaper deal too or something--" *gets distracted trying on new diaper*

*luis sees a suspicious swarthy arab from a nearby balcony smiling at him menacingly*

luis, dropping his hoes on the ground and running towards balcony: "uh freddie.. we gotta get outta here. freddie! don't put on the diaper! STOP! DROP THE DIAPER AND RUN!"

*man from balcony takes out a baby monitor improvised into a remote detonator*

luis: "freddie, WAIT! FREDDIE NOOOOOOOO!!!!~~~"

freddie: "diaper." *massive shockwave of baby powder instantly hurls luis and his MILF's and passerbys (including the taxi) in all directions*

*luis coughing and crawling along the ground while caked completely in white powder, hearing a cacophony of screams and sirens*

luis: "freddie--" *faints*

*flash back forward to luis sitting w/ psychiatrist*

luis: "that's all i remember, ended up in the hospital and haven't been able to sleep since."

doctor: "i'm sorry to hear about... such a loss."

luis: "i'll never forget it... i don't want to forget it."

doctor: "k time's up, i'll write you a trazodone prescription."

luis: "wtf why not xanny?"

doctor: "not yet, i'll see you in a month."

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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Jet Nibblets Gunner

incredibly underrated

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:58 AM
Author: Jet Nibblets Gunner

I’m proud to find out that this is me

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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored stain



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Ebony Site

holy shit 180

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Date: March 10th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Jet Nibblets Gunner



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Date: March 10th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: startled mad cow disease chapel

incredible on several levels

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic fear-inspiring ticket booth persian



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Date: December 29th, 2023 2:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic fear-inspiring ticket booth persian



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