Date: May 19th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: vigorous embarrassed to the bone public bath
freddie: "salaam alaikum! how much? two rial? just two? wow that's a deal!"
luis, flanked by two persian MILF's: "ayo freddie! let's go our taxi's honkin and about to leave man!"
freddie: "one sec! this chill swarthy breh's telling me to try on this premium diaper, like a 2 for 1 diaper deal too or something--" *gets distracted trying on new diaper*
*luis sees a suspicious swarthy arab from a nearby balcony smiling at him menacingly*
luis, dropping his hoes on the ground and running towards balcony: "uh freddie.. we gotta get outta here. freddie! don't put on the diaper! STOP! DROP THE DIAPER AND RUN!"
*man from balcony takes out a baby monitor improvised into a remote detonator*
luis: "freddie, WAIT! FREDDIE NOOOOOOOO!!!!~~~"
freddie: "diaper." *massive shockwave of baby powder instantly hurls luis and his MILF's and passerbys (including the taxi) in all directions*
*luis coughing and crawling along the ground while caked completely in white powder, hearing a cacophony of screams and sirens*
luis: "freddie--" *faints*
*flash back forward to luis sitting w/ psychiatrist*
luis: "that's all i remember, ended up in the hospital and haven't been able to sleep since."
doctor: "i'm sorry to hear about... such a loss."
luis: "i'll never forget it... i don't want to forget it."
doctor: "k time's up, i'll write you a trazodone prescription."
luis: "wtf why not xanny?"
doctor: "not yet, i'll see you in a month."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3619254&forum_id=2#33341341)