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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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insecure primrose ladyboy rehab
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Rough-skinned blathering hell knife
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Pearl Fat Ankles
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
up-to-no-good henna area
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
insecure primrose ladyboy rehab
  05/22/17
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Rough-skinned blathering hell knife
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Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop
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jfc
contagious flesh theater stage pocket flask
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Crimson Bipolar State Water Buffalo
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effete puce associate
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Tripping locale
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Cheese-eating regret
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Maroon property
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Electric idiot
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Bronze senate
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Jfc
Floppy Karate
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Opaque outnumbered box office
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Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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vibrant feces
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Impressive awkward factory reset button
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
insecure primrose ladyboy rehab
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Rough-skinned blathering hell knife
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Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop
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ruby kink-friendly kitty cat
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offensive lettuce striped hyena
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violent ticket booth
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Exhilarant Chapel Boltzmann
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azure disrespectful really tough guy
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Patty Klotz
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Lemon scourge upon the earth
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Opaque outnumbered box office
  09/15/18
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rusted zippy theater toaster
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Narrow-minded Talented Cruise Ship
  04/02/23
Doug is not a meme.
Jet-lagged boistinker address
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
azure disrespectful really tough guy
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
azure disrespectful really tough guy
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Honey-headed church mexican
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
mint slippery old irish cottage
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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insecure primrose ladyboy rehab
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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aquamarine point rigor
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Dark alcoholic multi-billionaire
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Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Opaque outnumbered box office
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Carnelian frisky legend native
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stirring public bath sweet tailpipe
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
sadistic piazza travel guidebook
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Mind-boggling juggernaut potus
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
aquamarine point rigor
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
flirting spot love of her life
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Dark alcoholic multi-billionaire
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Opaque outnumbered box office
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azure disrespectful really tough guy
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Lemon scourge upon the earth
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
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mentally impaired mood trump supporter
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Sienna Hissy Fit
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Honey-headed church mexican
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
fragrant tanning salon
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mint slippery old irish cottage
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walnut idea he suggested
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Wonderful meetinghouse roast beef
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Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop
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Comical station
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Impressive awkward factory reset button
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Floppy Karate
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Honey-headed church mexican
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
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burgundy cuckold dilemma
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned blathering hell knife

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Pearl Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365269)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: up-to-no-good henna area

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Rough-skinned blathering hell knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: contagious flesh theater stage pocket flask

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Crimson Bipolar State Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: effete puce associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Tripping locale

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Maroon property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Electric idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Bronze senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Floppy Karate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: contagious flesh theater stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: vibrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Impressive awkward factory reset button

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned blathering hell knife



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: ruby kink-friendly kitty cat



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: offensive lettuce striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: violent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Chapel Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: azure disrespectful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse gas station crotch

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Lemon scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: rusted zippy theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Talented Cruise Ship



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged boistinker address

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: azure disrespectful really tough guy

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: azure disrespectful really tough guy

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed church mexican

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: mint slippery old irish cottage

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal principal's office

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal principal's office

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: aquamarine point rigor

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Carnelian frisky legend native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Dark alcoholic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Carnelian frisky legend native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: stirring public bath sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: sadistic piazza travel guidebook

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365732)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling juggernaut potus

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: aquamarine point rigor

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: flirting spot love of her life

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Dark alcoholic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: azure disrespectful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Lemon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814344)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired mood trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Sienna Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed church mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: mint slippery old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: walnut idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Wonderful meetinghouse roast beef



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Garnet Irate Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Comical station



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Impressive awkward factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Floppy Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: contagious flesh theater stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Crimson Bipolar State Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed church mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Arousing Resort Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Dark alcoholic multi-billionaire

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: burgundy cuckold dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: azure disrespectful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167890)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: trip drab kitchen chad

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse gas station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Heady Bearded Space

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Lemon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Hairless Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: cowardly racy hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Motley queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Glittery Adulterous Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: fragrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Curious cream location

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Maroon property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Bespoke nubile stead

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Opaque outnumbered box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: insecure primrose ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#45762865)