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these motherfuckers have no respect.
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MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
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http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Cordovan apoplectic filthpig

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: brilliant overrated sex offender deer antler

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: peach set

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Scarlet temple

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Scarlet temple

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: misunderstood circlehead stock car

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Navy electric furnace potus

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Curious brass useless brakes macaca

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Curious brass useless brakes macaca

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Shimmering resort

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: contagious dull hunting ground piazza



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Orange fantasy-prone stag film

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Shimmering resort

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: erotic ungodly space

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: rose elite native



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Scarlet temple



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Metal Sneaky Criminal Travel Guidebook



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal talented ticket booth



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: misunderstood circlehead stock car



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Pale prole juggernaut

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Navy electric furnace potus



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: misunderstood circlehead stock car



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: High-end menage



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: rose elite native

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: cerebral drunken twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Scarlet temple



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Shaky Volcanic Crater

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant overrated sex offender deer antler



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Dead bateful theatre

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Pale prole juggernaut

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

Dugg,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Metal Sneaky Criminal Travel Guidebook



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Bossy corn cake



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: bearded milky range factory reset button



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Sienna nursing home azn



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: costumed ebony mad cow disease tanning salon



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Pale prole juggernaut



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

AHN!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Violent site stain

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: dashing hateful black woman yarmulke



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring tan indian lodge boiling water

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Bisexual station background story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Ruddy Round Eye Reading Party



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