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ITT: we list most egregious examples of pseudo-healthy garbage
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Date: May 27th, 2017 3:59 PM Author: Offensive Soul-stirring Partner nature valley bars
dove chocolate
any of the 100 calorie snack packs |
Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap turdskin Chipotle has to be near the top of any list like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409488) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Translucent field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409492) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Frum Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409495) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: walnut theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409496) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: walnut theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409512) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Honey-headed Area do people see Chipotle as healthy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409516) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: plum place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409523) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap turdskin It's marketed as quasi-organic health food. One burrito with chips has like 1600 calories. Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409529) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM Author: Wild gaping 2 a day almost meets my daily caloric intake bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409536) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap turdskin Me too. But the average person is not burning 3500 calories a day. The average person should be eating like two thirds of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409551) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:12 PM Author: Wild gaping for lunch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409555) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:20 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan a bowl is like 800 calories or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409596) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: doobsian rigor mood only if they give you the official portions, which are tiny. actual calories can be two to three times that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33410372) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan what shitlib chipotle do you go to where they don't jew you on portions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415612) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: mahogany abode therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415758) |
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Date: June 5th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: Clear voyeur don't really agree with this, it's marketed as "fresh" not healthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33482412) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:12 PM Author: Fragrant elastic band Also Subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409556) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: glittery forum The basic ingredients at Chipotle are healthy enough (chicken, black beans, vegetables, guac), just don't eat 3k calories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409606) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:14 PM Author: titillating chrome hall also a lot of salt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414538) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: titillating chrome hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414530) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:56 PM Author: sooty reading party obv the main ingredients in chipotle are healthy but you just have to use a modicum of discretion when you order. I mean, who orders chips and guac WITH a burrito or a bowl? Only proles.
If you get a burrito or a bowl and don't go nuts, it's as healthy as anything else. Lean meat + rice + beans. No sour cream and cheese though b/c dairy=poison. |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: Lascivious hell (asian) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415014) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: canary parlour ape watching the pale, flabby internet addicts of this place constantly scream that chipotle is healthy so long as you get BOWLS is one of the saddest and most hilarious tells about the IRL reality of most XO posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415599) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: Lascivious hell also shit like "bro lifting more than 40 minutes at a time 2-3 times a week is a total waste!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415602) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:49 PM Author: canary parlour ape lol, the 'hacking culture' of all these idiots is so misplaced in fitness that it deserves its own thread. tim ferris and all these dickless weirdos who do nothing but market fake 'cheat code' strategies to lazy young dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415618) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: Lascivious hell this is a recent trend and i think it's a post-dad bod thing. on facebook i remember seeing a bunch of articles and shit about the "dad bod" then after that fad blew over a couple of months later i kept getting ads for gay shit like "kino body" or some similarly gay pointless shit where some 4% bf Chad tells you about how it only takes 2 hrs a week to be yoked in 3 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415714) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:01 PM Author: aromatic corner Salads when people add cheese, croutons, and fatty dressing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409489) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:08 PM Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap turdskin Aka Law Shrew's Delight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409535) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: Arousing haunting business firm gay wizard fat is fine, nix the croutons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33410976) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Translucent field smoothies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409497) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Frum Famous Landscape Painting Huhhh???? The 100 calorie snack packs probably aren't often used by healthy people or in a healthy way...but on its own, forced portion control is legit and doesn't really belong on this list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409500) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Offensive Soul-stirring Partner they are not satiating at all, it's not even worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409511) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:21 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan (fat poor with a distended stomach who requires giant slabs of cake to achieve satiety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409601) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Lascivious hell it's pointless though sugary shit isnt filling just stay away from it if you want to lose weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415247) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:03 PM Author: walnut theatre pretty much all oatmeal, even your retarded 'steel cut' variety
munch away, horsefaggots, munch away |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: Frum Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409506) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:36 PM Author: Zombie-like sound barrier pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409681) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: spectacular sticky laser beams nah cup of oatmeal for breakfast is Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411674) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: titillating chrome hall explain. plain oatmeal without sugary flavorings is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414536) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan striped hyena philosopher-king (Horsefaggot with undiagnosed pre-diabetes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414771) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: canary parlour ape he is right, oatmeal is TTT flame that boomers and their parents fell for. there is no great reason to eat it and it's not particularly good for you. it helps piggish eaters feel 'full' a little longer because there is fiver and fat content in oats, and it's a damn site better than what a lot of people would eat every day if they weren't on the oatmeal train.
in and of itself it's TTT as fuck and about as good of a 'health food' as processed orange juice. |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:04 PM Author: walnut theatre anything that prominently uses 'antioxidants' as part of its branding and marketing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409507) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Honey-headed Area subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409513) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: walnut theatre anyone who ever thought subway was somehow healthy, even pseudo-healthy, is slated to die of terminal obesity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409526) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: amber whorehouse wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414555) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:49 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night a veggie sub on whole wheat without dressing is perfectly healthy moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414809) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:51 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge probably the single least healthy thing you can eat at subway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414830) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:53 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night expllain how onions, lettuce, spinach, tomatoes, and cucumbers on whole wheat bread is so terribly unhealthy for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414838) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge whole wheat bread is POISON
the rest simply lacks any worthwhile nutrition. no protein, no fat - just a handful of watery shitcarbs |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night so all bread is poison then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414853) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge more or less, with the possible exceptions of sourdoughs and sprouted grains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414988) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night Guess we've been doing it wrong for literally ten thousand years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415005) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 4:22 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge we've been doing all sorts of things that are bad for us for ten thousand years, including drinking poison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415867) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:50 PM Author: dashing temple mexican There are "healthy" subs at Subway, but they taste awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414821) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Lascivious hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415250) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:05 PM Author: Offensive Soul-stirring Partner wheat thins
triscuits
these things pack the cals |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Offensive Soul-stirring Partner reduced fat oreos
anything 'reduced fat' really (-fat +sugar...-satiation +poison) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:06 PM Author: Wild gaping 1 a day multivitamins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409524) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge soy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409542) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:10 PM Author: Mildly autistic bearded sneaky criminal selfie anything cooked by gc that is marketed as more than a once-in-a-while food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409544) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: Wild gaping avacado toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409550) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:19 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan fruit juice
american ass'n of pediatricians just released new guidance where they DING, FAGged juice as SPS |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:35 PM Author: Wild gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409671) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 4:37 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge whole wheat products (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33409686) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: light ladyboy legend Spermblast & SPH - totally fuck with cock control
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Date: May 27th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: khaki sinister office Vitamin water
It's neither |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:10 PM Author: Medicated box office electric furnace Raisins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411496) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:27 PM Author: metal wine theater stage yarmulke I'm convinced standard health wisdom is almost exactly backwards and it should be fats proteins vegetables and very few carbs that are mostly fiber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411578) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: frozen kitchen old irish cottage Obvi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414552) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:37 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414740) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:54 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling community account cr, but the "standard" health wisdom has been discredited for and pretty much anyone who isnt an idiot knows what you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414842) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: hyperactive codepig Granola (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411679) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Vermilion Cuckoldry Hairy Legs quinoa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33411697) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Disrespectful cuck nursing home As stupid as they are, the 100 calorie packs probably are effective for people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414525) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Disrespectful cuck nursing home Pretty much anything with carbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414532) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:14 PM Author: slate hairraiser bbw masturbator Vitamin Water is SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414544) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: amber whorehouse wagecucks Any kind of non-potato chip. Pita chips, veggie chips, total flame products. Maybe 5% better for you at best, and most people still devour the entire bag.
Don't get me wrong, they still taste awesome, but 90% of the people who buy them look down on proles who eat Lays. |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: well-lubricated knife Naked Juice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414762) |
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Date: June 5th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Translucent field 63 motherfucking grams of carbs in a bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33482398) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: Aphrodisiac cordovan striped hyena philosopher-king Nonfat milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414773) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan MFCR whole milk or bust FAGIT |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling community account anything "gluten free"
always love when i see some fat girl gorging on 7 cookies bc they're "gluten free" |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:46 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater Date: May 27th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: Young Christopher Walken
His posting oeuvre makes the following facts very clear: (1) he is very autistic and mentally ill; (2) he is not very intelligent at all; (3) Judaism is his entire identity and the prism through which he views everything; and (4) aside from his religious-based identity, he has NOTHING else -- no friends, nothing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3627664&forum_id=2#33409193) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:45 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge basically, any food product that isn't a raw ingredient you cook with yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414784) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414797) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Translucent field low-tar cigarettes "skinny girl" alcohol |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:53 PM Author: chartreuse thirsty indian lodge anything :D recommends eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414837) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: Purple wonderful locus skinny woman Diet soda obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414844) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:48 PM Author: appetizing dilemma Nobody thinks diet soda is "healthy" it's just 0 calorie / sugar. It's prole to think diet soda is full of "toxins" that will make you fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415218) |
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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Insecure patrolman set Diet soda doesn't make you fat - it gives you cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33420447) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night there is so much flame ITT
if you get a bowl from chipotle of brown rice, lettuce, beans, veggies, corn, and guac and even some light meat that is perfectly fine.
you can always overeat, but those foods are fine |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:10 PM Author: odious water buffalo heaven ljl aren't you the lil breh who recommended a veggie sub on whole wheat from Subway above?? YOU'RE the flame ITT. gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414935) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night There's nothing wrong with a veggie sub. I'd love to know what you guys actually eat all day. My guess is I eat much healthier than you day in day out and the fact that I get a veggie sub once a week doesn't change that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33414982) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: odious water buffalo heaven There's everything wrong with a subway veggie sub LOL. I can't think of any more damning proof possible that your self-assessment that you "eat healthy" should be taken with a massive grain of salt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415009) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: rusted native queen of the night Nah your just a self righteous faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415063) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:38 PM Author: odious water buffalo heaven wtf how exactly is this "self-righteous"? you're just SO wrong. it's legit fucked up to come into a thread that is literally about "egregious examples of pseudo-healthy garbage" and start trolling that the Subway veggie sub is "actually perfectly healthy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415131) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:48 PM Author: flirting parlor coldplay fan news flash there's almost no food that is "unhealthy" unless you have a disease what's unhealthy is consuming too many calories and not enough of the nutrients you require because you get obese and malnutrition
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:50 PM Author: Offensive Soul-stirring Partner nah veggie sub is low cal though
sure it has terrible macros and will probably make you feel like shit |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: canary parlour ape it's only healthy in any sense relative to the other trash on the subway menu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415678) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: appetizing dilemma The true mistake is not keeping track of calories and instead just eating "healthy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415227) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:55 PM Author: Irradiated headpube This hard though if you're not measuring and cookING everything yourself. We need a little tricorder like gadget that just scans your plate and gives you a nutritional breakdown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415290) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:54 PM Author: salmon deer antler Whole grains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415276) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: Brass lay Avoiding sugar, limiting carbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415308) |
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Date: May 28th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: Kink-friendly Site Multi-billionaire avoiding refined sugar is cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628310&forum_id=2#33415317) |
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Date: May 29th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Insecure patrolman set I've lost 10 pounds since November while eating a lot of carbs and just sort of counting calories
Sugar is poison |