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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Wine marvelous hissy fit
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
alcoholic state
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Swollen feces
  07/13/17
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hairraiser buff becky
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Maize coldplay fan alpha
  07/13/17
LOL
sooty center organic girlfriend
  07/13/17
...
Glittery dopamine abode
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Drab Provocative Faggot Firefighter Fortuitous Meteor
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Theatre
  07/13/17
...
Wine marvelous hissy fit
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
appetizing juggernaut
  07/19/17
...
canary public bath
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Wine marvelous hissy fit
  07/13/17
...
bateful patrolman
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Swollen feces
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
big know-it-all dysfunction associate
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
sapphire mind-boggling striped hyena senate
  07/13/17
...
Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Theatre
  07/13/17
...
bateful patrolman
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
laughsome cobalt digit ratio codepig
  07/13/17
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Beady-eyed Underhanded Fat Ankles Point
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Lascivious pontificating halford
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
coral infuriating theater love of her life
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Wine marvelous hissy fit
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Thirsty rusted corner
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
histrionic chest-beating black woman
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
coiffed school boiling water
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Snowy space kitty cat
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
appetizing juggernaut
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Wine marvelous hissy fit

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: alcoholic state

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Swollen feces

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: hairraiser buff becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Maize coldplay fan alpha

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: sooty center organic girlfriend

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Drab Provocative Faggot Firefighter Fortuitous Meteor

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Theatre

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Wine marvelous hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: appetizing juggernaut

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: canary public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Wine marvelous hissy fit

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: bateful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Swollen feces

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: big know-it-all dysfunction associate

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling striped hyena senate

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: bateful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt digit ratio codepig

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Underhanded Fat Ankles Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Lascivious pontificating halford

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: coral infuriating theater love of her life

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Wine marvelous hissy fit

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Thirsty rusted corner

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: histrionic chest-beating black woman

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: coiffed school boiling water

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Snowy space kitty cat

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: appetizing juggernaut

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)