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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
stimulating theatre
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
orchid roast beef locale
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
khaki titillating toilet seat
  07/13/17
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rambunctious half-breed knife
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
cyan indirect expression
  07/13/17
LOL
French Locus Dopamine
  07/13/17
...
Ebony plaza potus
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
big crystalline university regret
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Pontificating comical point
  07/13/17
...
stimulating theatre
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
snowy masturbator lay
  07/19/17
...
Slap-happy crackhouse hairy legs
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
stimulating theatre
  07/13/17
...
Green appetizing cumskin
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
khaki titillating toilet seat
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
carnelian old irish cottage rigpig
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
tan patrolman
  07/13/17
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Pontificating comical point
  07/13/17
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Green appetizing cumskin
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Shaky Mental Disorder
  07/13/17
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trip pocket flask
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
cocky love of her life
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
irradiated goyim national
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
stimulating theatre
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Unhinged Stage Dysfunction
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
aphrodisiac doobsian mad cow disease jap
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
excitant nibblets
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Histrionic meetinghouse
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
snowy masturbator lay
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: stimulating theatre

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: orchid roast beef locale

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: khaki titillating toilet seat

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: rambunctious half-breed knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: cyan indirect expression

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: French Locus Dopamine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Ebony plaza potus



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: big crystalline university regret

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Pontificating comical point

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: stimulating theatre



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: snowy masturbator lay

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy crackhouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: stimulating theatre

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Green appetizing cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: khaki titillating toilet seat

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage rigpig

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: tan patrolman

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Pontificating comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Green appetizing cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Shaky Mental Disorder

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: trip pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: cocky love of her life

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated goyim national

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: stimulating theatre

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Unhinged Stage Dysfunction

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac doobsian mad cow disease jap

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: excitant nibblets

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: snowy masturbator lay

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)