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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
racy resort sweet tailpipe
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Shaky Bespoke Factory Reset Button
  07/13/17
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nighttime rough-skinned roommate temple
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
saffron violent brunch toaster
  07/13/17
LOL
Maniacal Dingle Berry
  07/13/17
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Spruce talking hospital juggernaut
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
dun church building son of senegal
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
excitant orchid personal credit line
  07/13/17
...
Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
deranged goal in life
  07/19/17
...
Passionate institution skinny woman
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube
  07/13/17
...
splenetic jade senate
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Shaky Bespoke Factory Reset Button
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Puce Curious Tattoo Theater Stage
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
glittery macaca
  07/13/17
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excitant orchid personal credit line
  07/13/17
...
splenetic jade senate
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
up-to-no-good point clown
  07/13/17
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Sepia bateful orchestra pit
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
pearl dashing office newt
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Rebellious generalized bond
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
opaque crackhouse pistol
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Silver motley boistinker
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Metal main people
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
Supple shitlib
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
deranged goal in life
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: racy resort sweet tailpipe

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Shaky Bespoke Factory Reset Button

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: nighttime rough-skinned roommate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: saffron violent brunch toaster

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Maniacal Dingle Berry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Spruce talking hospital juggernaut



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: dun church building son of senegal

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: excitant orchid personal credit line

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: deranged goal in life

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Passionate institution skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: splenetic jade senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Shaky Bespoke Factory Reset Button

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Puce Curious Tattoo Theater Stage

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: glittery macaca

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: excitant orchid personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: splenetic jade senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point clown

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Sepia bateful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: pearl dashing office newt

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle house headpube

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: opaque crackhouse pistol

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Silver motley boistinker

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Metal main people

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Supple shitlib

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: deranged goal in life

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)