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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
Olive bespoke fat ankles
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
godawful office
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
Adulterous Swashbuckling House Telephone
  07/13/17
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Chartreuse Stage Codepig
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Big-titted trailer park
  07/13/17
LOL
Coral Center Cuckoldry
  07/13/17
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hot forum really tough guy
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
comical stubborn orchestra pit
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
internet-worthy range
  07/13/17
...
Olive bespoke fat ankles
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Filthy rehab
  07/19/17
...
Jet Incel Feces
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
Olive bespoke fat ankles
  07/13/17
...
Pink Cerebral Boltzmann Spot
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
Adulterous Swashbuckling House Telephone
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Marvelous meetinghouse place of business
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
blue dragon kitty
  07/13/17
...
internet-worthy range
  07/13/17
...
Pink Cerebral Boltzmann Spot
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
Electric Sneaky Criminal
  07/13/17
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Shivering maniacal school cafeteria associate
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
green razzmatazz generalized bond rigpig
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
Geriatric Massive Boiling Water
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
Olive bespoke fat ankles
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
pungent hell striped hyena
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
bearded point mental disorder
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
light heaven ratface
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
embarrassed to the bone factory reset button
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Filthy rehab
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Olive bespoke fat ankles

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: godawful office

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling House Telephone

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767381)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Big-titted trailer park

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Coral Center Cuckoldry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: hot forum really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: comical stubborn orchestra pit

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy range

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Olive bespoke fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810222)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Filthy rehab

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Jet Incel Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Olive bespoke fat ankles

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Pink Cerebral Boltzmann Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling House Telephone

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Marvelous meetinghouse place of business

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: blue dragon kitty

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Pink Cerebral Boltzmann Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Electric Sneaky Criminal

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Shivering maniacal school cafeteria associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: green razzmatazz generalized bond rigpig

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Geriatric Massive Boiling Water

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Olive bespoke fat ankles

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: pungent hell striped hyena

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: bearded point mental disorder

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: light heaven ratface

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone factory reset button

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Filthy rehab

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)