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Had a horrifying pussy-eating experience last night (DTP)

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on...
spectacular mischievous stag film
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Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?
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Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood
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interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak
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this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II...
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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film

new fob asian 4, our first time. i was excited and turned on at first, then the layers of slime oozed out. the consistency became thicker, the smell and taste intensified. it wasn't horrible in itself, but the intoxication of new sex was extinguished fast. the slimier and smellier it got, the more turned on she was, and the more she moaned and moaned for me to keep going. i did, but out of obligation rather than enthusiasm.

later, as i got on top, with my slimy hands supporting me on the bed and resting near my face, i could sniff it. the smell isn't fishy like most people say, but a sort of gasoline/metallic odor. i tried awkwardly to hide my hands, or wipe it on the sheets as my boner lost its verve. we did doggy style, and i got a full whiff of everything down there. it was rancid, even though she had just hopped out of the shower. she was a nice girl, soft and feminine. her body and hair smelled nice. how could something so lovely produce something so gross, as a byproduct of sexual attraction to me?

throughout, it was an unnerving balance of yo-yoing between raw animal lust and pure revulsion. i had to focus on visualization tricks to ultimately finish. this happens every time. pussy stink is the worst part of sex. it's like, well, try to pretend that chocolate cake is your absolute favorite food in the world. you love it more than anything and feel a sublime bliss whenever you're eating it. however, every chocolate cake you eat is layered with tiny pellets of poop that you have to nimbly eat around. but you still want it, you need your chocolate cake, so you submit to the bits of poop as part of the nature of the assignment, and you even feign enthusiasm for poop contaminant as you think you're supposed to, and soon enough you're a reluctant willing poop eater, conflicted and shamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781017)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle green hairy legs

Reluctant and willing? or... grateful?

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: twisted obsidian stock car

tyft

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged location

jfc lol

and gross dude

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Corner



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: crawly box office party of the first part



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: odious ebony incel

I had the exact opposite experience

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: khaki ape genital piercing

maybe you're gay?

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: ivory fat ankles

he has admitted to having had literal gay sex, so yes

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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: Geriatric excitant becky ticket booth



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac volcanic crater toilet seat

it's normal for straight guys to experiment a bit or just enjoy blowing off a little steam every now and then. at this point we don't really know enough to make any sort of evaluation in this case

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ocher tanning salon new version

Gay sex is only ok if it involves evan39

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: aromatic elastic band



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Violet well-lubricated kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: twisted obsidian stock car



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Date: December 9th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt property



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Carmine greedy parlour headpube

dude, you should become a professional writer

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Drunken sex offender school cafeteria

very reluctantly agree

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Geriatric excitant becky ticket booth



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: 180 ruddy codepig locale



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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ocher tanning salon new version

Very well written, especially for an Asian.

Pic of stinky fob?

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Twinkling big macaca orchestra pit

you're not supposed to eat pussy

it's not designed for that

you've been tricked by jewish media gc shit, enjoy your oral cancer, FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3675766&forum_id=2#33781370)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: splenetic sickened doctorate death wish

100 cr. Listen up dtp!!!

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Carmine greedy parlour headpube



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: concupiscible startled electric furnace meetinghouse



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: magical reading party digit ratio

Exactly, you just chomp down and roll, like a gator.

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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Hot Jet Library Lettuce

yo if a pussy stinks don't touch it they shouldn't stink that bad. Find a clean chick

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: arousing mewling school weed whacker

180

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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Navy hall french chef

Mettalic odor = she was on her rag and u ate some blood

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Idiot Roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film

no, it's not blood. it's always like this. it tastes like gasoline to me (not that i know what gasoline tastes like). it's weird.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: cowardly organic girlfriend

Summon: Benzo

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Date: July 15th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: topaz tripping feces police squad

i felt a keen, discomfiting sense of humiliation and debasement just by reading this. i can only imagine how much more powerfully those sensations echo through the ruins of your "life."

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Date: July 16th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: Flirting Burgundy Blood Rage Range



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Twinkling big macaca orchestra pit



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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film

the sad fact is, i will never be able to disabuse myself of the rancid taste of asian girl pussy. it's sweet, happy, wholesome, innocent fob asian girls, representing everything i love, spouting straight sludge directly into my mouth all day. some are cleaner and better about it, but it ends up nearly always the same outcome. it's part and parcel of getting intimate, of having sex. at this point i can never dissociate the two. hugging a cute soft spinner, i begin to visualize slime. kissing her on the lips tenderly, i recall choking on a gash. thinking about her lovely face during the day, a smell of biological death fills the room. my lust is entwined with revulsion, love is tinged with horror. every high i get is met with an equal low. every act of sexual dominance i do is paired with an act of debasement and submission, of shoving my face into a volcanic rupture between two otherwise unmarred porcelain legs, and cleaning up the toxic mess with my tongue.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Twinkling big macaca orchestra pit

interesting way to tell everyone you're a sick freak

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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: Yellow Home

this sounds like the closing monologue of American Psycho II: Asian Psycho

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: peach kitchen nowag



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center

holy fuck. i think you might be one of the greatest poasters of all time honestly

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: vibrant sienna cuckold foreskin



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: plum disturbing trust fund



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: nubile principal's office boltzmann



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: rambunctious partner



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Pungent Shrine

Holy shit.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: magical reading party digit ratio

lmao you need to get a prosthetic tongue for clandestine MUNCH sessions

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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: pale chest-beating whorehouse



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: rambunctious partner

CLEARLY not gay.

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Date: December 21st, 2021 10:16 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Abusive impressive depressive



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: concupiscible startled electric furnace meetinghouse



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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Twinkling big macaca orchestra pit

yeah. dog.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film

it's usually odorless at first, but gets progressively worse. it comes out in stages. at first it's a clear liquid, which gets thicker and smellier. after a good while of licking and especially while fucking, it takes on a pungent gasoline-like odor. almost like the really nasty stuff has been dredged up from a deep interior. at this point i can smell it during sex even when my face isn't down there. sometimes, and this is perfectly normal too, the discharge is milky white in color and consistency, and it has a bitter taste to it that makes me gag.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Geriatric excitant becky ticket booth

Pussy just starts smelling sweet to me after sex. like flowers, really. You may actually be almost completely gay.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film

it becomes a frothing mess that smells like rotting garbage. it's part of the post-coital disgust that a lot of men feel, but for me is really severe. this pussy that was once so clean and so appealing, it objectively stinks like garbage now. what i once would do anything to slobber over and stick my face in, has become an abomination that i can't look at without wincing in pain. it's a process that has broken me down psychologically, over time.

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Date: July 16th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center



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Date: December 7th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film



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Date: December 9th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: spectacular mischievous stag film



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: provocative mad cow disease center



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: nubile principal's office boltzmann



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Date: April 20th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: flushed theatre yarmulke

ty for excavating this treasure

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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: rambunctious partner



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Date: April 21st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: disrespectful skinny woman

Jfc. You can't handle any aspect of the opposite sex, let alone any aspect of life (such as aging) it makes me wonder if you were meant to incarnate here.

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Date: April 21st, 2020 4:08 PM
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