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transactional work SUCKS
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi I am a biglaw shitigator that has gotten sucked into an M&A "deal" this week. I can't believe how much it blows! Sit around all day with nothing to do then the client dumps the latest draft of whatever agreement we have so that we can "turn" it overnight. Then it takes literally 2 hours to do edits that would take 5 minutes on a brief, because you have to go through some sort of daisy chain of emails and calls to do it. And you have to sit around all night just waiting for the next person to respond to email, call, whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813516) |
Date: July 19th, 2017 10:42 PM Author: ultramarine chest-beating pit yeah im a huge fan. tons of downtime to just chill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813534) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi no that's terrible. instead of billing 8 hours and go home you have to be on call all. fucking. night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813544) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: Exhilarant Maroon Boistinker House Why wouldn't you bill for all that time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813562) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi bc i'm not working? i'm at home sitting around with my dogs but unable to drink beer because some random bullshit tasks will come in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813579) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Appetizing pearl dilemma generalized bond Don't be a fag have a beer, you can still do the work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813593) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Exhilarant Maroon Boistinker House And bill while waiting to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813601) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi u can't do that. is that what transnational folks do? like bill hours and hours whenever they *might* have some bullshit task come in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813608) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: Appetizing pearl dilemma generalized bond Yes, if you're truly unable to do anything because you have to wait for work, that should be billed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813612) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi i can hang out, watch tv, etc. doesn't seem right to bill for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813620) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: primrose blood rage OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813641) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi what do you put in the billing entry? "waiting for work"??? i've only billed for "waiting" time once, and it is when the client directed me to stand by and wait to make a filing that had already been prepared. so i went to the bar and drank beer waiting for the "ok." but that was a special circumstance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813648) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Exhilarant Maroon Boistinker House It's akin to driving to a hearing while listening to some 180 podcasts.
As for what to write in the time entry, just flow from whatever task you just completed or work on next. You know this nigger gsme. |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:13 PM Author: Thriller Stubborn Library Attn to correspondence and comprehensive support of deal matters (6.5); continued diligence and analysis related to same (3.2) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813785) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Exhilarant Maroon Boistinker House That sounds like some serious shit, like you're on the Tranny Night's Watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813801) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi when I was a junior i did some doc review after a few beers and produced something that shouldn't have been produced and the assistant GC alled me and reamed me out saying that the GC had "flayed his fucking skin back over it". LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813603) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:17 PM Author: very tactful parlor faggotry Yeah, that sounds WAY better than tranny work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813803) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:46 PM Author: Gay Comical Stock Car what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813575) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi in litigation i rarely ever work past 7 or 8 pm. maybe twice a month. it's nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813587) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Tan fragrant mental disorder Weird flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813594) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813597) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: Bateful theater stage Lol ya it's so much worse than having 75 open Westlaw tabs and volumes of evidence open trying desperately to think of how it will all come together in a brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813552) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi man fuck that. just pull somebody else's brief on ecf pacer from a similar case where the same issues were involved and pull all the cites from their brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813591) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Tan fragrant mental disorder Are you low IQ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813592) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: Gay Comical Stock Car That is entirely different than the type of transactional BS OP is complaining about. The situation you described is procrastination and incompetence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813670) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: primrose blood rage Oh the EXIT OPTIONS of shitigation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813607) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi you're right about that. not sure it justifies the years of hell to be transnational though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813616) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM Author: primrose blood rage Shitigation is death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813638) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi specialized litigation has exit options, at least. lower paying than big law to be sure, but you can still exit and not have to work a the firm till you die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813662) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:59 PM Author: concupiscible codepig false (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813674) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:00 PM Author: Gay Comical Stock Car Nah, true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813683) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi I know associates who have gone in House in my field and I've had offers to go in House. Salary is sub-200, but it's an exit option nonetheless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813693) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: concupiscible codepig just buy refundable airline tickets and don't have friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813672) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: concupiscible codepig lol, cr
but it's better than everything else |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:07 PM Author: Iridescent office fanboi Also, do transactional lawyer is ever actually have to write anything in narrative format? Are writing skills required at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813743) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:14 PM Author: High-end cumskin A contract is like a narrative, addressing the obligations of the parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813791) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:16 PM Author: Bateful theater stage In emails explaining stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813797) |
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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:19 PM Author: galvanic crusty queen of the night Yea, when you go inhouse. Different audience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33813821) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:59 AM Author: Obsidian mentally impaired kitty cat shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816401) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:25 PM Author: Burgundy harsh senate police squad Have we all come to terms with the fact that calishitlawguru pwns the fuck out of all of this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33816546) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: Cruel-hearted curious meetinghouse Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679764&forum_id=2#33818215) |
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Date: July 20th, 2017 4:11 PM Author: Excitant brindle messiness Biglaw transactional work sucks because you are just brought in after all the major deal points are decided upon to just paper the deal, with everything being a fire drill.
Working for smaller entrepreneurial clients (who are usually rich as fuk) is much more interesting, as they look at you as more of an advisor, and bring you in for advice, both legal and business, from day 1 of a transaction and for any important decision. |