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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Cobalt dead prole You just provided overwhelmingly incompetent recitations of how the law, poorly recalled after a few weeks of cramming, applies to utterly ridiculous facts. Your ability to do this has nothing to do with your ability to succeed at practicing any area of law but you have chosen to join a profession that actually values pointless gatekeeping rituals. Your horrible little essays will be graded by an equally ignorant and unimportant practitioner trying to modestly advance their professional prospects through patronage labor to the state bar association. They receive no real training and weren't even particularly capable bar exam writers themselves. They simply signed up for the job and now your short term happiness and potentially your professional future are subject to their petty, sleep-deprived, and capricious natures. You're striving to join the ranks of these soulless assholes, our adult hall monitors. These are the journal board shrews and student bar association dweebs. You actually have something riding on their mood and inevitably subjective appraisal of how quickly you prattled off a bunch of Barbri checklists. You could only begin artlessly downloading your little monkey checklist after you opened by explaining that Tuff Cuff Industries will not be found liable because the plaintiff, Guadalupe, will not be able to demonstrate negligence in her prima facie case. Make sure to hit all the products liability stuff for extra points at the end and enjoy your important and highly rewarding career in the profession of law! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33856174) |
Date: July 25th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Chocolate flatulent state probably cr but u sound broken
why not killself |
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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Cobalt dead prole I really enjoy my work and I have natural aptitude for what I do. It's a great profession, for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33856284) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 1:44 AM Author: Chocolate flatulent state you seem bitter in pretty much all of your law-related posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857107) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 1:48 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole It's the culture, and the nature of the work is despicable when you really think about it. I have grown to strongly identify with being a lawyer as I've gained more professional agency.
That being said, I don't like it so much that I wouldn't consider getting out if the right thing came along.
And TBF, concerning the OP, I used to constantly harp about the regressive and backwards practices at every level of the legal-academic-professional complex, to the extent that other posters asked me to STFU about it. Law has this servile impulse to keep submitting to brainless old rituals and standards like it all belongs to some coherent intellectual tradition. The bar exam is a big part of that stupidity and I like to bitch about it around test time. |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:02 AM Author: Chocolate flatulent state i agree w/ op (though not a lawyer) but am referring to your oeuvre
people with some success will still opine on the flaws of their profession but usually distantly, won't let it gnaw at them, will be distracted from it by productive energy otherwise. sense a bitterness in some of your posts. more so in cowgod's but some in yours. |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:16 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole Maybe there is some kind of subtle but seething animosity building inside of me that I can't grasp. Give up some more analysis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857218) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:19 AM Author: motley copper idiot What do you do, brah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857226) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:23 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole Counselor at laws
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:32 AM Author: motley copper idiot I feel like I haven't seen you for around 4 years. What kind of employer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857265) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:34 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole The kind who will probably never breakfast me even as their Boomer equity litter is transported on my back for so many years.
I am around pretty frequently, think we just don't cross-post very often. |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:35 AM Author: motley copper idiot At least you sound like you enjoy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857277) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:38 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole Yeah it has been sustainable for me and I enjoy some aspects. I'll be out in a few years and would be looking at that more seriously but keep getting distracted by personal developments. Probably sounds pretty pussy considering what you went through but that's my story, old poster, FPLB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857291) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 1:48 AM Author: arousing vermilion resort laser beams seems accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857127) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 1:54 AM Author: aphrodisiac ivory school stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857151) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 1:59 AM Author: Trip dark tank I thought bar exam graders were unemployed shitlawyers not law review shrews etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857165) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:18 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole Not in my experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857223) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:20 AM Author: Trip dark tank Maybe depends on the state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857230) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:24 AM Author: Cobalt dead prole Definitely. Imagine NY vs. MT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857239) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 3:52 AM Author: Opaque talking abode lol DESCRIBE what 180 circumstance led you to have such a depth and breadth of experience interacting with bar exam graders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857434) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:29 AM Author: turquoise crackhouse And this is why Fat Plodding Law Beaver is one of my favorite poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857257) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 3:53 AM Author: arousing vermilion resort laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857435) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 2:35 AM Author: Multi-colored pearl nowag address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#33857278) |
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Date: July 26th, 2017 3:50 AM Author: Opaque talking abode pretty 180 analysis in general but don't a decent number of jur's do their state essays and PTs on thursday?
i thought that's how i remembered NY being way back when, MBE first, but that could be totally wrong. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:57 PM Author: Cobalt dead prole Winter bar exams are coming up soon.
But LOL, no law students or lawyers actually post here anymore. Right now it's just donny, gross old FPLB, earl, spaceporn, EPAH, TSINAH, CSG, askav but he doesn't really practice, drunkard, Sotoymaoyor McCheese, DBG, TMF ( sort of), Metal Up Your Ass, magic hat, Iron Monkey, Jim Kelly, zurich_stained, nutella, Ironside, MDH (probably DISBARRED). Circuit City is back but he's transactional and WORKS FROM HOME so he no longer joins us at bar. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Fuchsia Locus Digit Ratio yeah the bar prep threads pretty much stopped after 2015 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#35432751) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Cobalt dead prole *adds donny to list of actual real XO lawyers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#35432763) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Fuchsia Locus Digit Ratio lol ty we had a good crew of bar preppers back in '14 |
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Date: August 22nd, 2019 9:23 PM Author: Cobalt dead prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3685034&forum_id=2#38728020) |