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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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disturbing locus
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
bipolar dashing area
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
ruby dead address crotch
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
mint adventurous national security agency
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Avocado library
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
flirting sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Overrated patrolman field
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Misanthropic citrine preventive strike goyim
  08/21/17
...
flirting sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
CR
bright love of her life corner
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
flirting sweet tailpipe
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
translucent alpha
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
hilarious whorehouse sex offender
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
translucent alpha
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
at-the-ready point
  08/21/17
...
hilarious whorehouse sex offender
  08/22/17
...
Big-titted grizzly dog poop stain
  08/22/17
...
Jade fiercely-loyal theatre
  08/22/17
"towr"
pink puppy
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Razzle-dazzle depressive ceo
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Cowardly Ladyboy
  08/21/17
wtf
adulterous state
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
infuriating chestnut indian lodge digit ratio
  08/21/17
...
translucent alpha
  08/21/17
...
Harsh Burgundy Mexican
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
mildly autistic french parlour
  08/22/17
...
pea-brained corn cake
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Razzle shrine
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
translucent alpha
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
infuriating chestnut indian lodge digit ratio
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
ruby dead address crotch
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
boyish tanning salon
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
translucent alpha
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Know-it-all Prole Legend
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Razzle shrine
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Know-it-all Prole Legend
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
pale sickened factory reset button
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Haunting location
  08/22/17
...
amethyst lascivious institution
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
boyish tanning salon
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
pale sickened factory reset button
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
federal boltzmann filthpig
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
insecure ratface
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
shivering charismatic messiness
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
ruby dead address crotch
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
razzmatazz olive skinny woman
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Ruddy partner school cafeteria
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
sepia piazza
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Overrated patrolman field
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
fluffy spot
  08/22/17
Yeah
maroon racy indirect expression
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Big-titted grizzly dog poop stain
  08/22/17
yeah man
Cerise jap
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
mildly autistic french parlour
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Exhilarant people who are hurt
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Gaped Aggressive Gay Wizard Candlestick Maker
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
violent offensive den
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
godawful space queen of the night
  08/23/17
...
Zombie-like talking selfie turdskin
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
federal boltzmann filthpig
  08/23/17
So does algebra
insecure ratface
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: disturbing locus

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bipolar dashing area

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: ruby dead address crotch

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: mint adventurous national security agency

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Avocado library

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: flirting sweet tailpipe

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Overrated patrolman field

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic citrine preventive strike goyim

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: flirting sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: bright love of her life corner

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: flirting sweet tailpipe

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: translucent alpha

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: hilarious whorehouse sex offender

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: translucent alpha

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready point

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: hilarious whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Big-titted grizzly dog poop stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Jade fiercely-loyal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: pink puppy

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle depressive ceo

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Ladyboy

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: adulterous state

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: infuriating chestnut indian lodge digit ratio

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: translucent alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Harsh Burgundy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic french parlour

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: pea-brained corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle shrine

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: translucent alpha

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: infuriating chestnut indian lodge digit ratio

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: ruby dead address crotch

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: boyish tanning salon

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: translucent alpha

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all Prole Legend

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle shrine

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all Prole Legend

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: pale sickened factory reset button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Haunting location

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: amethyst lascivious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: boyish tanning salon

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: pale sickened factory reset button

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: federal boltzmann filthpig

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: insecure ratface

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: shivering charismatic messiness

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: ruby dead address crotch

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive skinny woman

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Ruddy partner school cafeteria

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: sepia piazza

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Overrated patrolman field

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: fluffy spot

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: maroon racy indirect expression

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Big-titted grizzly dog poop stain

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Cerise jap

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic french parlour

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant people who are hurt

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Gaped Aggressive Gay Wizard Candlestick Maker

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: violent offensive den

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: godawful space queen of the night

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like talking selfie turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: federal boltzmann filthpig

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: insecure ratface

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)