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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Aphrodisiac ruby area
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
adventurous liquid oxygen
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Marvelous Puce Stag Film
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Bateful Foreskin
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
chocolate histrionic tattoo main people
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Spruce Corner
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Massive roast beef
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
fragrant clown base
  08/21/17
...
Spruce Corner
  08/21/17
CR
Ruddy razzmatazz doctorate
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Spruce Corner
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
out-of-control water buffalo
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
duck-like stimulating institution sound barrier
  08/21/17
...
out-of-control water buffalo
  08/22/17
...
violet titillating parlor haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
...
fear-inspiring opaque stage
  08/22/17
"towr"
Poppy talking famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Big-titted halford yarmulke
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Irradiated Bbw Genital Piercing
  08/21/17
wtf
Peach comical box office
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Effete theatre azn
  08/21/17
...
Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
...
Vigorous Milky Cuckold
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Concupiscible seedy karate sneaky criminal
  08/22/17
...
aquamarine tripping office fanboi
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
mentally impaired bonkers temple
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Effete theatre azn
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Marvelous Puce Stag Film
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Electric site
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
light impressive toilet seat cuck
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
mentally impaired bonkers temple
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
light impressive toilet seat cuck
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
maroon faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Soggy racy shrine
  08/22/17
...
floppy umber coldplay fan sweet tailpipe
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Electric site
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
maroon faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Jet ungodly native regret
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Blathering flesh dilemma
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
180 citrine school cafeteria friendly grandma
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Marvelous Puce Stag Film
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
cream abnormal plaza
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
passionate self-absorbed factory reset button
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Dun old irish cottage
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Massive roast beef
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
violent canary cruise ship
  08/22/17
Yeah
Arrogant henna pit toaster
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
violet titillating parlor haunted graveyard
  08/22/17
yeah man
Confused Big Lodge
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Concupiscible seedy karate sneaky criminal
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Glittery school faggotry
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
self-centered nudist stage mad-dog skullcap
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
stirring masturbator
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
vivacious abode potus
  08/23/17
...
Rose locus voyeur
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Jet ungodly native regret
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Blathering flesh dilemma
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruby area

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: adventurous liquid oxygen

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Puce Stag Film

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful Foreskin

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic tattoo main people

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Spruce Corner

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Massive roast beef

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: fragrant clown base

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Spruce Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Ruddy razzmatazz doctorate

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Spruce Corner

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: out-of-control water buffalo

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: duck-like stimulating institution sound barrier

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: out-of-control water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: violet titillating parlor haunted graveyard



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring opaque stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Poppy talking famous landscape painting

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Big-titted halford yarmulke

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Bbw Genital Piercing

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Peach comical box office

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Effete theatre azn

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Milky Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible seedy karate sneaky criminal

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: aquamarine tripping office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: mentally impaired bonkers temple

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Effete theatre azn

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Puce Stag Film

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Electric site

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Alpha Really Tough Guy

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: light impressive toilet seat cuck

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired bonkers temple

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: light impressive toilet seat cuck

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: maroon faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Soggy racy shrine

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: floppy umber coldplay fan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Electric site

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: maroon faggot firefighter

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Jet ungodly native regret

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Blathering flesh dilemma

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: 180 citrine school cafeteria friendly grandma

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Puce Stag Film

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: cream abnormal plaza

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: passionate self-absorbed factory reset button

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Dun old irish cottage

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Massive roast beef

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: violent canary cruise ship

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Arrogant henna pit toaster

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: violet titillating parlor haunted graveyard

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Confused Big Lodge

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible seedy karate sneaky criminal

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Glittery school faggotry

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: self-centered nudist stage mad-dog skullcap

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: stirring masturbator

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: vivacious abode potus

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Rose locus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Jet ungodly native regret

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Blathering flesh dilemma

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)