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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

no
ebony sanctuary
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
sepia famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Magenta Potus Ape
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
fluffy azn wrinkle
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Irradiated multi-billionaire
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
hairless menage community account
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Sexy canary voyeur
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Sadistic Cuckoldry Whorehouse
  08/21/17
...
hairless menage community account
  08/21/17
CR
free-loading pit
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
hairless menage community account
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Fear-inspiring stead headpube
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Opaque Sound Barrier
  08/21/17
...
Fear-inspiring stead headpube
  08/22/17
...
mahogany buck-toothed national
  08/22/17
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comical duck-like feces
  08/22/17
"towr"
transparent telephone pozpig
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Racy turdskin
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Coiffed exciting locus
  08/21/17
wtf
Blathering yellow double fault party of the first part
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
spruce juggernaut
  08/21/17
...
Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/21/17
...
Insane razzle-dazzle station
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Jet-lagged motley trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
...
Crimson Haunted Graveyard
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Ultramarine temple goyim
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
spruce juggernaut
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Magenta Potus Ape
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Green Hell Fanboi
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
snowy godawful crackhouse ceo
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Ultramarine temple goyim
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
snowy godawful crackhouse ceo
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Glittery carmine address personal credit line
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
amber cumskin
  08/22/17
...
Adventurous Cruise Ship Reading Party
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Green Hell Fanboi
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Glittery carmine address personal credit line
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Cordovan nudist orchestra pit
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
odious organic girlfriend
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Dashing milk
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Magenta Potus Ape
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Mint judgmental corn cake
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Lake Preventive Strike
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
submissive supple abode dingle berry
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Sexy canary voyeur
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
soul-stirring walnut masturbator
  08/22/17
Yeah
pale useless state
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
mahogany buck-toothed national
  08/22/17
yeah man
Disgusting Poppy Plaza Incel
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Jet-lagged motley trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
lemon range
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Brilliant Mildly Autistic Pervert Space
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Misanthropic pearl piazza
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Wonderful erotic house knife
  08/23/17
...
primrose hyperactive property
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Cordovan nudist orchestra pit
  08/23/17
So does algebra
odious organic girlfriend
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: ebony sanctuary

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: sepia famous landscape painting

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Magenta Potus Ape

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: fluffy azn wrinkle

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Irradiated multi-billionaire

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hairless menage community account

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Sexy canary voyeur

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Sadistic Cuckoldry Whorehouse

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hairless menage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: free-loading pit

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hairless menage community account

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring stead headpube

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Opaque Sound Barrier

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring stead headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: mahogany buck-toothed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: comical duck-like feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: transparent telephone pozpig

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Racy turdskin

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Coiffed exciting locus

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Blathering yellow double fault party of the first part

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: spruce juggernaut

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Insane razzle-dazzle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged motley trailer park twinkling uncleanness

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Crimson Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine temple goyim

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: spruce juggernaut

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Magenta Potus Ape

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Green Hell Fanboi

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Out-of-control Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: snowy godawful crackhouse ceo

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine temple goyim

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: snowy godawful crackhouse ceo

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery carmine address personal credit line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: amber cumskin

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Green Hell Fanboi

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Glittery carmine address personal credit line

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan nudist orchestra pit

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: odious organic girlfriend

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing milk

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Magenta Potus Ape

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Mint judgmental corn cake

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Lake Preventive Strike

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: submissive supple abode dingle berry

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Sexy canary voyeur

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring walnut masturbator

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: pale useless state

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: mahogany buck-toothed national

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Disgusting Poppy Plaza Incel

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged motley trailer park twinkling uncleanness

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: lemon range

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Mildly Autistic Pervert Space

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic pearl piazza

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Wonderful erotic house knife

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: primrose hyperactive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist orchestra pit

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: odious organic girlfriend

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)