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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

no
Irradiated senate
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
hideous den
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Disturbing market goyim
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
purple mewling french chef
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Impertinent frisky indian lodge candlestick maker
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
anal heaven
  08/21/17
Its much easier
low-t ruby property
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Fuchsia casino tattoo
  08/21/17
...
anal heaven
  08/21/17
CR
Snowy yarmulke
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
anal heaven
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Know-it-all institution mediation
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
soul-stirring kitchen puppy
  08/21/17
...
Know-it-all institution mediation
  08/22/17
...
Laughsome kitty cat
  08/22/17
...
self-absorbed bistre boiling water depressive
  08/22/17
"towr"
citrine feces chad
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
brilliant trip mexican
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
tripping immigrant
  08/21/17
wtf
learning disabled brindle double fault reading party
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
onyx center main people
  08/21/17
...
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef
  08/21/17
...
180 internal respiration
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
pearl wonderful becky
  08/22/17
...
fragrant gay wizard
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
vengeful home marketing idea
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
onyx center main people
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Disturbing market goyim
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Electric Clown
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Judgmental stage
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
vengeful home marketing idea
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Judgmental stage
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Irate umber windowlicker tanning salon
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Thriller buff forum
  08/22/17
...
beady-eyed bonkers police squad
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Electric Clown
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Irate umber windowlicker tanning salon
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
silver mind-boggling point
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
frozen jew
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
copper provocative keepsake machete rehab
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Disturbing market goyim
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
adventurous half-breed gunner
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
salmon range fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
aphrodisiac hall jap
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
low-t ruby property
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
dun faggot firefighter old irish cottage
  08/22/17
Yeah
charismatic cruise ship
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Laughsome kitty cat
  08/22/17
yeah man
outnumbered misunderstood chapel
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
pearl wonderful becky
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Glassy faggotry business firm
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
domesticated motley regret
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
titillating bright brunch lettuce
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Curious opaque blood rage base
  08/23/17
...
Razzle-dazzle orange skinny woman orchestra pit
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
silver mind-boggling point
  08/23/17
So does algebra
frozen jew
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated senate

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hideous den

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Disturbing market goyim

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: purple mewling french chef

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Impertinent frisky indian lodge candlestick maker

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: anal heaven

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: low-t ruby property

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia casino tattoo

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: anal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Snowy yarmulke

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: anal heaven

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all institution mediation

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen puppy

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all institution mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed bistre boiling water depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: citrine feces chad

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: brilliant trip mexican

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: tripping immigrant

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: learning disabled brindle double fault reading party

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: onyx center main people

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: pearl wonderful becky

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: fragrant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: vengeful home marketing idea

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: onyx center main people

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Disturbing market goyim

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Electric Clown

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Crackhouse Roast Beef

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Judgmental stage

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: vengeful home marketing idea

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Judgmental stage

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Irate umber windowlicker tanning salon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Thriller buff forum

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed bonkers police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Electric Clown

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Irate umber windowlicker tanning salon

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: silver mind-boggling point

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: frozen jew

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: copper provocative keepsake machete rehab

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Disturbing market goyim

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous half-breed gunner

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: salmon range fortuitous meteor

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hall jap

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: low-t ruby property

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: dun faggot firefighter old irish cottage

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Laughsome kitty cat

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: outnumbered misunderstood chapel

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: pearl wonderful becky

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Glassy faggotry business firm

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: domesticated motley regret

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: titillating bright brunch lettuce

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Curious opaque blood rage base

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orange skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: silver mind-boggling point

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: frozen jew

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)