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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Thriller cuckold institution
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
Floppy office quadroon
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
opaque hospital
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Aphrodisiac Massive Selfie Liquid Oxygen
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
French snowy messiness
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
abnormal appetizing knife roommate
  08/21/17
Its much easier
electric copper national regret
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
maize tanning salon
  08/21/17
...
abnormal appetizing knife roommate
  08/21/17
CR
mahogany newt
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
abnormal appetizing knife roommate
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Diverse parlour
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
cheese-eating depressive forum
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Diverse parlour
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
pea-brained national security agency volcanic crater
  08/21/17
...
cheese-eating depressive forum
  08/22/17
...
mind-boggling internal respiration roast beef
  08/22/17
...
multi-colored jewess den
  08/22/17
"towr"
Heady sandwich associate
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Mustard soul-stirring kitty cat pocket flask
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Chest-beating dashing giraffe
  08/21/17
wtf
Rambunctious School Cafeteria
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Glittery Stage
  08/21/17
...
Diverse parlour
  08/21/17
...
Scarlet Point
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Mauve razzle skinny woman milk
  08/22/17
...
shimmering cocky hell trust fund
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Ocher beady-eyed toaster prole
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Diverse parlour
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Glittery Stage
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
opaque hospital
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Judgmental love of her life
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Diverse parlour
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Cracking field patrolman
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Ocher beady-eyed toaster prole
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Cracking field patrolman
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
gaped supple corn cake
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
confused charismatic blood rage
  08/22/17
...
apoplectic tan cuck
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Judgmental love of her life
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
gaped supple corn cake
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
excitant bespoke candlestick maker
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
contagious rusted lettuce
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
talking area
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
opaque hospital
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Bull headed flesh native
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Sienna hyperactive background story chapel
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Talented Orchestra Pit Half-breed
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
electric copper national regret
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Motley kink-friendly casino laser beams
  08/22/17
Yeah
Laughsome faggotry mental disorder
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
mind-boggling internal respiration roast beef
  08/22/17
yeah man
red greedy nibblets
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Mauve razzle skinny woman milk
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Dead dull rehab mother
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Razzmatazz shivering rigor set
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
exhilarant plum sanctuary striped hyena
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
Puce misunderstood ladyboy
  08/23/17
...
Emerald Stage Ape
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
excitant bespoke candlestick maker
  08/23/17
So does algebra
contagious rusted lettuce
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Thriller cuckold institution

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Floppy office quadroon

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: opaque hospital

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Massive Selfie Liquid Oxygen

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: French snowy messiness

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: abnormal appetizing knife roommate

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: electric copper national regret

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: maize tanning salon

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: abnormal appetizing knife roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: mahogany newt

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: abnormal appetizing knife roommate

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Diverse parlour

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating depressive forum

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Diverse parlour

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: pea-brained national security agency volcanic crater

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating depressive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling internal respiration roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: multi-colored jewess den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Heady sandwich associate

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Mustard soul-stirring kitty cat pocket flask

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating dashing giraffe

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious School Cafeteria

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Stage

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Diverse parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Scarlet Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Mauve razzle skinny woman milk

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: shimmering cocky hell trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Ocher beady-eyed toaster prole

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Diverse parlour

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Glittery Stage

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: opaque hospital

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Judgmental love of her life

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Diverse parlour

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Cracking field patrolman

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Ocher beady-eyed toaster prole

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Cracking field patrolman

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: gaped supple corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: confused charismatic blood rage

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: apoplectic tan cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Judgmental love of her life

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: gaped supple corn cake

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: excitant bespoke candlestick maker

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: contagious rusted lettuce

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: talking area

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: opaque hospital

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Bull headed flesh native

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Sienna hyperactive background story chapel

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Talented Orchestra Pit Half-breed

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: electric copper national regret

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Motley kink-friendly casino laser beams

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Laughsome faggotry mental disorder

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling internal respiration roast beef

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: red greedy nibblets

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Mauve razzle skinny woman milk

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Dead dull rehab mother

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shivering rigor set

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: exhilarant plum sanctuary striped hyena

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: Puce misunderstood ladyboy

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Emerald Stage Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: excitant bespoke candlestick maker

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: contagious rusted lettuce

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)