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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Sickened dark main people
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
very tactful den
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
turquoise cuckold
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
vengeful flesh tank
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
kink-friendly massive cruise ship nowag
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field
  08/21/17
Its much easier
internet-worthy contagious office messiness
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
magenta arousing fanboi
  08/21/17
...
Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field
  08/21/17
CR
Lavender Base
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
appetizing wagecucks
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
vivacious police squad
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
appetizing wagecucks
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
pearly keepsake machete coffee pot
  08/21/17
...
vivacious police squad
  08/22/17
...
Red marketing idea party of the first part
  08/22/17
...
Pungent Sinister Spot
  08/22/17
"towr"
ruddy gaping
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
balding dilemma
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
fear-inspiring amber legal warrant puppy
  08/21/17
wtf
Electric home
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Fragrant Chartreuse Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
...
appetizing wagecucks
  08/21/17
...
erotic blood rage toilet seat
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
elite theater stage reading party
  08/22/17
...
Harsh cobalt gay wizard
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Mahogany Dead Liquid Oxygen
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
appetizing wagecucks
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Fragrant Chartreuse Step-uncle's House
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
turquoise cuckold
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Stirring bipolar locale black woman
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
appetizing wagecucks
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Excitant ruby friendly grandma abode
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Mahogany Dead Liquid Oxygen
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Excitant ruby friendly grandma abode
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Flushed passionate cumskin people who are hurt
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Big Lake Public Bath Juggernaut
  08/22/17
...
plum theatre
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Stirring bipolar locale black woman
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Flushed passionate cumskin people who are hurt
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
bossy national athletic conference
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Azure comical rehab
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
green multi-colored box office
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
turquoise cuckold
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Vibrant embarrassed to the bone chapel halford
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
judgmental vigorous hospital pisswyrm
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
beady-eyed up-to-no-good brunch really tough guy
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
internet-worthy contagious office messiness
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
greedy rusted heaven travel guidebook
  08/22/17
Yeah
know-it-all market mood
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Red marketing idea party of the first part
  08/22/17
yeah man
talented burgundy digit ratio scourge upon the earth
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
elite theater stage reading party
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
mind-boggling corner national security agency
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Jet Slippery Whorehouse
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Maroon exhilarant bawdyhouse chad
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
brilliant address faggotry
  08/23/17
...
aquamarine aphrodisiac round eye roommate
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
bossy national athletic conference
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Azure comical rehab
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Sickened dark main people

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: very tactful den

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: turquoise cuckold

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: vengeful flesh tank

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly massive cruise ship nowag

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy contagious office messiness

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: magenta arousing fanboi

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Lavender Base

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Unhinged bat shit crazy partner field

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious police squad

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: pearly keepsake machete coffee pot

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: vivacious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Red marketing idea party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Pungent Sinister Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: ruddy gaping

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: balding dilemma

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring amber legal warrant puppy

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Electric home

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Chartreuse Step-uncle's House

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: erotic blood rage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: elite theater stage reading party

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Harsh cobalt gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Dead Liquid Oxygen

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Chartreuse Step-uncle's House

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: turquoise cuckold

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Stirring bipolar locale black woman

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Excitant ruby friendly grandma abode

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Dead Liquid Oxygen

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Excitant ruby friendly grandma abode

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Flushed passionate cumskin people who are hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Big Lake Public Bath Juggernaut

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: plum theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Stirring bipolar locale black woman

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Flushed passionate cumskin people who are hurt

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: bossy national athletic conference

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Azure comical rehab

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: green multi-colored box office

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: turquoise cuckold

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Vibrant embarrassed to the bone chapel halford

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: judgmental vigorous hospital pisswyrm

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed up-to-no-good brunch really tough guy

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: internet-worthy contagious office messiness

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: greedy rusted heaven travel guidebook

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: know-it-all market mood

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Red marketing idea party of the first part

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: talented burgundy digit ratio scourge upon the earth

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: elite theater stage reading party

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling corner national security agency

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Jet Slippery Whorehouse

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Maroon exhilarant bawdyhouse chad

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: brilliant address faggotry

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac round eye roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: bossy national athletic conference

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Azure comical rehab

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)