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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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stirring trust fund
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
gold metal lodge messiness
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Avocado station
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Walnut cruel-hearted field goyim
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
slippery gas station mental disorder
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Wine filthpig doctorate
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Cerise Motley Lay Hominid
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
dashing organic girlfriend
  08/21/17
...
Wine filthpig doctorate
  08/21/17
CR
charismatic mauve market jew
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Wine filthpig doctorate
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
medicated heaven weed whacker
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
nubile wild chapel bbw
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
medicated heaven weed whacker
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
navy ceo
  08/21/17
...
nubile wild chapel bbw
  08/22/17
...
Ruddy Indirect Expression Pistol
  08/22/17
...
supple double fault
  08/22/17
"towr"
disgusting salmon dysfunction
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Harsh space
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
flesh diverse black woman
  08/21/17
wtf
sickened stubborn hospital community account
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
bearded business firm faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
...
medicated heaven weed whacker
  08/21/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Garnet Main People
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
bat-shit-crazy self-centered ticket booth people who are hurt
  08/22/17
...
nighttime potus bawdyhouse
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Wonderful National Security Agency
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
medicated heaven weed whacker
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
bearded business firm faggot firefighter
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Avocado station
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
gaped hunting ground round eye
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
medicated heaven weed whacker
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Indigo Judgmental Deer Antler Cruise Ship
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Wonderful National Security Agency
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Indigo Judgmental Deer Antler Cruise Ship
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
alcoholic insanely creepy gaming laptop
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Jet-lagged center
  08/22/17
...
Adventurous Laser Beams Locale
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
gaped hunting ground round eye
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
alcoholic insanely creepy gaming laptop
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
swashbuckling spruce set sex offender
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
talented effete library friendly grandma
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
aromatic underhanded french chef coldplay fan
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Avocado station
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Learning Disabled Trip Roommate Stead
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
big-titted topaz church toilet seat
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Chocolate vivacious parlor
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Cerise Motley Lay Hominid
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
vigorous crusty corn cake place of business
  08/22/17
Yeah
Honey-headed excitant native tattoo
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Ruddy Indirect Expression Pistol
  08/22/17
yeah man
vermilion faggotry death wish
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
bat-shit-crazy self-centered ticket booth people who are hurt
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
brindle therapy
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
passionate turquoise hell
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
translucent dopamine
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
mentally impaired temple partner
  08/23/17
...
Lascivious Senate
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
swashbuckling spruce set sex offender
  08/23/17
So does algebra
talented effete library friendly grandma
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: stirring trust fund

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: gold metal lodge messiness

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Avocado station

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Walnut cruel-hearted field goyim

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: slippery gas station mental disorder

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine filthpig doctorate

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Cerise Motley Lay Hominid

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: dashing organic girlfriend

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine filthpig doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: charismatic mauve market jew

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Wine filthpig doctorate

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: medicated heaven weed whacker

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: nubile wild chapel bbw

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: medicated heaven weed whacker

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: navy ceo

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: nubile wild chapel bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: supple double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: disgusting salmon dysfunction

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Harsh space

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: flesh diverse black woman

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: sickened stubborn hospital community account

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: bearded business firm faggot firefighter

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: medicated heaven weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Garnet Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy self-centered ticket booth people who are hurt

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: nighttime potus bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Wonderful National Security Agency

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: medicated heaven weed whacker

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: bearded business firm faggot firefighter

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Avocado station

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: gaped hunting ground round eye

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: medicated heaven weed whacker

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Indigo Judgmental Deer Antler Cruise Ship

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Wonderful National Security Agency

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Indigo Judgmental Deer Antler Cruise Ship

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic insanely creepy gaming laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged center

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Laser Beams Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: gaped hunting ground round eye

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: alcoholic insanely creepy gaming laptop

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling spruce set sex offender

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: talented effete library friendly grandma

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic underhanded french chef coldplay fan

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Avocado station

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Trip Roommate Stead

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: big-titted topaz church toilet seat

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Chocolate vivacious parlor

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Cerise Motley Lay Hominid

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: vigorous crusty corn cake place of business

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed excitant native tattoo

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression Pistol

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: vermilion faggotry death wish

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy self-centered ticket booth people who are hurt

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: brindle therapy

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: passionate turquoise hell

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: translucent dopamine

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: mentally impaired temple partner

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Lascivious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling spruce set sex offender

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: talented effete library friendly grandma

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)