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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Topaz Alcoholic Wrinkle
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
At-the-ready keepsake machete nibblets
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
black unholy black woman athletic conference
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
crusty marketing idea
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
hyperventilating wonderful giraffe
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Cruel-hearted green digit ratio dysfunction
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
hateful indian lodge
  08/21/17
...
hyperventilating wonderful giraffe
  08/21/17
CR
laughsome maniacal laser beams
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
hyperventilating wonderful giraffe
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
amethyst cracking stage karate
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Mustard rigpig
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
amethyst cracking stage karate
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
sienna fragrant messiness field
  08/21/17
...
Mustard rigpig
  08/22/17
...
chartreuse hell foreskin
  08/22/17
...
free-loading big kitty
  08/22/17
"towr"
dead fat ankles yarmulke
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Magical bespoke spot jewess
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
startled ocher toaster multi-billionaire
  08/21/17
wtf
chestnut awkward nursing home doctorate
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Fighting dilemma
  08/21/17
...
amethyst cracking stage karate
  08/21/17
...
Mind-boggling organic girlfriend
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
kink-friendly spectacular library trust fund
  08/22/17
...
Vivacious erotic stain
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Vigorous area
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
amethyst cracking stage karate
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Fighting dilemma
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Bull Headed Flushed Sanctuary Queen Of The Night
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
amethyst cracking stage karate
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Opaque bateful resort dopamine
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Vigorous area
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Opaque bateful resort dopamine
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
sepia indecent parlour juggernaut
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
orchid cumskin brunch
  08/22/17
...
saffron elastic band corner
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Bull Headed Flushed Sanctuary Queen Of The Night
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
sepia indecent parlour juggernaut
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
cheese-eating lascivious azn
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
sick state goal in life
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Iridescent self-absorbed double fault business firm
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
ivory odious pisswyrm ceo
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Glittery judgmental pozpig
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Tantric mexican
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Cruel-hearted green digit ratio dysfunction
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Razzle french chef
  08/22/17
Yeah
Violent hissy fit public bath
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
chartreuse hell foreskin
  08/22/17
yeah man
comical ticket booth rigor
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
kink-friendly spectacular library trust fund
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Floppy learning disabled telephone
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
aquamarine theatre depressive
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Carmine supple jew
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
multi-colored bat shit crazy national faggot firefighter
  08/23/17
...
heady copper sandwich
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
cheese-eating lascivious azn
  08/23/17
So does algebra
sick state goal in life
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Topaz Alcoholic Wrinkle

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready keepsake machete nibblets

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: black unholy black woman athletic conference

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: crusty marketing idea

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating wonderful giraffe

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted green digit ratio dysfunction

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hateful indian lodge

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating wonderful giraffe



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: laughsome maniacal laser beams

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating wonderful giraffe

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: amethyst cracking stage karate

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Mustard rigpig

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: amethyst cracking stage karate

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: sienna fragrant messiness field

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Mustard rigpig



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: chartreuse hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: free-loading big kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: dead fat ankles yarmulke

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Magical bespoke spot jewess

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: startled ocher toaster multi-billionaire

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: chestnut awkward nursing home doctorate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Fighting dilemma

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: amethyst cracking stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly spectacular library trust fund

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Vivacious erotic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Vigorous area

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: amethyst cracking stage karate

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Fighting dilemma

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Bull Headed Flushed Sanctuary Queen Of The Night

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: amethyst cracking stage karate

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Opaque bateful resort dopamine

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Vigorous area

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Opaque bateful resort dopamine

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: sepia indecent parlour juggernaut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: orchid cumskin brunch

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: saffron elastic band corner



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Bull Headed Flushed Sanctuary Queen Of The Night

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: sepia indecent parlour juggernaut

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating lascivious azn

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: sick state goal in life

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Iridescent self-absorbed double fault business firm

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Stock Car

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: ivory odious pisswyrm ceo

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Glittery judgmental pozpig

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Tantric mexican

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted green digit ratio dysfunction

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle french chef

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Violent hissy fit public bath

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: chartreuse hell foreskin

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: comical ticket booth rigor

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly spectacular library trust fund

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Floppy learning disabled telephone

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: aquamarine theatre depressive

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Carmine supple jew

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy national faggot firefighter

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: heady copper sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: cheese-eating lascivious azn

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: sick state goal in life

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)