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It would be easy as fuck to make a killing in landscaping. Rate this idea ITT

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper wor...
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let ...
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17
Yes, you would make $ on volume
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
You don't think people are going to figure out what's going ...
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17
Nope
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" ...
ruby hell
  08/23/17
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Scarlet Office
  08/23/17
We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the lan...
Naked high-end parlour prole
  08/23/17
Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clien...
aphrodisiac rose garrison
  08/23/17
Flame
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
also have sex with him
dark sweet tailpipe chapel
  08/23/17
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aromatic unholy den mental disorder
  08/23/17
The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.
aquamarine haunting tanning salon
  08/23/17
*gets legs broken*
fiercely-loyal diverse fortuitous meteor brunch
  08/23/17
This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.
Histrionic national half-breed
  08/23/17
Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans
drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oo...
rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house
  08/23/17
*and thrown into wood chipper
Snowy theatre
  08/23/17
Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17
mail fraud bro. feds will come after you
Snowy theatre
  08/23/17
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drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumven...
rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house
  08/23/17
feds HATE him
Snowy theatre
  08/23/17
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drab bateful field ceo
  08/23/17
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dark sweet tailpipe chapel
  08/23/17
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aquamarine haunting tanning salon
  08/23/17
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Misanthropic razzle-dazzle university
  08/23/17
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big plum nursing home boiling water
  08/24/17
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excitant costumed mood public bath
  08/24/17
Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole i...
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17
(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the groun...
Snowy theatre
  08/23/17
Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me ...
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17
I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.
dark sweet tailpipe chapel
  08/23/17
Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a ...
doobsian principal's office
  08/23/17


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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper working, get his number and call pretending to be the homeowner and "cancel" your service.

Then call the homeowner pretending to be the landscaper and say you sold your business and their service will continue but they'll get a new bill. Just find out their current rate and match it

Pay these pirate landscaper crews a % of profits and watch the $ roll in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052567)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let you "make a killing on landscaping" because your profit margin is still the same as the last guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052592)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

Yes, you would make $ on volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052597)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

You don't think people are going to figure out what's going on by the time you have "volume"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052621)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052647)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: ruby hell

Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" in New Jersey bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052615)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052620)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052658)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Naked high-end parlour prole

Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the landscaping lead. They'll want to hear about the cancellation directly from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052608)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052614)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose garrison

no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clients. the housewives refer to him by first name, discuss their big ideas for the gardenias with him, often use the same guy for years etc...

source: worked in landscaping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052892)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052905)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: dark sweet tailpipe chapel

also have sex with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052916)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: aromatic unholy den mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052941)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: aquamarine haunting tanning salon

The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052923)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal diverse fortuitous meteor brunch

*gets legs broken*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052638)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Histrionic national half-breed

This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052645)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo

Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052651)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house

Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oompa Loompas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052671)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Snowy theatre

*and thrown into wood chipper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052654)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052659)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Snowy theatre

mail fraud bro. feds will come after you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052664)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052666)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house

Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumventing the poastal service entirely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052683)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Snowy theatre

feds HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052687)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: drab bateful field ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052701)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: dark sweet tailpipe chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052920)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: aquamarine haunting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34053160)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: big plum nursing home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34060001)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: excitant costumed mood public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34060989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole in the statute. A lot of residential areas have 100+ mailboxes all together in a tight cluster. You're golden if you can wedge the property taxes in through a crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052691)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Snowy theatre

(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the ground like birdseed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052696)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052837)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: dark sweet tailpipe chapel

I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052922)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a depository TO BE DELIVERED BY THE POSTAL SERVICE or a private or commercial interstate carrier. No mail carrier no mail fraud.

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Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, or to sell, dispose of, loan, exchange, alter, give away, distribute, supply, or furnish or procure for unlawful use any counterfeit or spurious coin, obligation, security, or other article, or anything represented to be or intimated or held out to be such counterfeit or spurious article, for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice or attempting so to do, places in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service, or deposits or causes to be deposited any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier, or takes or receives therefrom, any such matter or thing, or knowingly causes to be delivered by mail or such carrier according to the direction thereon, or at the place at which it is directed to be delivered by the person to whom it is addressed, any such matter or thing, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052954)