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Best openers for that girl at a bar checking you out
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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: puce kitchen mad cow disease Please no "Did you see the fight outside?" lines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067546) |
Date: August 25th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: Multi-colored angry liquid oxygen elastic band you already mentioned my only opener (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067560) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: irradiated public bath "Heh, you like to fuck?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067562) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:05 AM Author: slap-happy frum university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070361) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: sooty internet-worthy genital piercing "Aren't iPods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067598) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: massive school sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067671) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:07 AM Author: talented metal spot party of the first part 180. The only true CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069900) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 7:16 AM Author: irate striped hyena step-uncle's house does this work now that iPods don't exist any more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070718) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: Ocher plaza *flaps arms*
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:15 PM Author: hideous menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067682) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: translucent pit scourge upon the earth did you see that guy outside riding a horse? He was shirtless and had a bow and arrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067602) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Transparent Clown ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067749) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: Diverse Stage Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069180) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: puce kitchen mad cow disease can i replace "you look interesting" with something else or is that line integral to the opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067696) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting You can replace it but it's actually quite important and subtle. It flatters the girl in an ambigous way, winks at the fact that she showed interEst, and then challenges her to live up to being interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067720) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting Also what brings you here recenters to something concrete so she is whipsawed and wants to recite a chronology of her day, while in the back of her mind thinking I MUST BE INTERESTING.
Shifting quickly between near and far mode is key to seduction. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:28 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse I don't like what brings you here. I'm here to fucking drink duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067736) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting Girls will give a narrative of their night. If they say I'm here to drink you learned about her, then you follow up. Conversation started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067750) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: big-titted trump supporter No one's asking you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067766) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067791) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067675) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse Hey, how's your night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067708) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067724) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse The normal stuff works best. If she's interested she's going to respond positively to that question and if not there isn't any pickup line that would make her interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067732) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Hilarious den giraffe (Only person ITT speaking with any authority on this subject) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069185) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: Diverse Stage Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069232) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: irradiated public bath If not a handsome: Hi, what's your name?
If a handsome: Literally anything. e.g. Hi, you looked really cute so I wanted to say hello. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse Disagree on asking for name without talking a little first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067740) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Multi-colored angry liquid oxygen elastic band just immediately ask for name, write it down, walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067745) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse "I'll find you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067748) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: irradiated public bath cr. Get the name and get out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067753) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:37 PM Author: massive school sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067777) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:05 AM Author: Naked tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: Heady nursing home people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067757) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: rebellious cyan hominid kind of want to actually do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067796) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: learning disabled candlestick maker crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069174) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:07 AM Author: rebellious cyan hominid 90% she walks up to you shortly after you walk away and sit back down (assuming HANDSOME of course) Fuck I think I'm gonna do this None of my friends go out to bars anymore though, this definitely requires you have a group of friends to fall back to |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:04 AM Author: Naked tanning salon Punch it into your phone not looking at her finger up as if to say hold on a minute.
Scrutinize google results
Ok looks like you're clean.
*flap arms* |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:22 AM Author: magenta boyish factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070683) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: translucent pit scourge upon the earth If she's actually checking you out and not studying your weird aspie fisheyes, then it doesn't matter what you say so long as you go over to her within 30-90 seconds after she gave you the fuck me eyes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067710) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Diverse Stage Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069184) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Gay Quadroon Temple mind if i sit here and hit on you for a while? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067712) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: irradiated public bath Too cheesy unless you're a Chad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067715) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: Stubborn sable house Its fine man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069165) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Wine library becky "The industrial revolution and its consequences..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067743) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Navy Box Office Toaster Walk up behind, firm hand on shoulder, pull her back, rub your cock on her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067751) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting This is usually too much kino too fast unless you are megachad or at a Jersey Guido party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067793) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: Navy Box Office Toaster Or if she's black ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069947) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Gold school cafeteria famous landscape painting Grab her by the pussy. Bowling ball grip. Then ask if the squeeze is worth the juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067798) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: supple narrow-minded heaven love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068045) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:41 PM Author: Poppy floppy stead What's up, slut? You got any friends here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067803) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: vermilion appetizing church associate you got tickets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068051) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: submissive olive doctorate piazza "it's a free CUNTry!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068055) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: fragrant market coffee pot "Do you have a staring problem?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068064) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: bespoke hyperactive brunch haunted graveyard Read off some random xo thread titles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069202) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Stubborn sable house Actually works. A selection of the top 10 threads right now:
Gay friend of mine just asked me if he could blow me.
Kind of feel like rolling to DIVE BAR but can't show my face there anymore
How common is it to have a dick mounted above a pussy M. Obama style?
I need an extremely, extremely sad song RIGHT NOW
Hypo: you can take a time machine to watch 3 movies in theater on opening night
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:13 AM Author: Aqua cracking organic girlfriend parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070387) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 4:06 AM Author: Opaque Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070629) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:23 AM Author: magenta boyish factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070685) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Provocative Lodge Pardon me, but god must have spent a little more time on u. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069228) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: Impertinent Athletic Conference Gas Station fake propose with lollipop ring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069978) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:18 AM Author: Aqua cracking organic girlfriend parlor If you are going to keep staring at me, and now I'm staring back, we should at least know each others' names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070403) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:06 AM Author: Naked tanning salon Hillary Rodram Clinton used that line? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070675) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Aqua cracking organic girlfriend parlor Lol, yeah, according to Bill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34071787) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:19 AM Author: Impertinent Athletic Conference Gas Station spill your drink on her dress, apparently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070681) |