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Best openers for that girl at a bar checking you out
| Demanding cuckoldry | 08/25/17 |
| 180 coffee pot step-uncle's house | 08/25/17 |
| Hairraiser autistic round eye | 08/25/17 |
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| diverse pit | 08/25/17 |
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| Razzle-dazzle native roommate | 08/26/17 |
| Provocative Pisswyrm Stage | 08/26/17 |
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| coral soggy boistinker | 08/25/17 |
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| Laughsome sinister marketing idea | 08/25/17 |
| flirting bateful institution roast beef | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
| Demanding cuckoldry | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
| duck-like mildly autistic property goyim | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
| Trip Locus Indirect Expression | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
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| duck-like mildly autistic property goyim | 08/25/17 |
| Light lodge degenerate | 08/25/17 |
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| flirting bateful institution roast beef | 08/25/17 |
| Hairraiser autistic round eye | 08/25/17 |
| duck-like mildly autistic property goyim | 08/25/17 |
| 180 coffee pot step-uncle's house | 08/25/17 |
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| Hairraiser autistic round eye | 08/25/17 |
| histrionic cocky gunner nursing home | 08/25/17 |
| Olive up-to-no-good toilet seat | 08/26/17 |
| Yellow brethren milk | 08/25/17 |
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| duck-like mildly autistic property goyim | 08/25/17 |
| Flesh private investor | 08/26/17 |
| Olive up-to-no-good toilet seat | 08/26/17 |
| stimulating shrine pervert | 08/26/17 |
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| Racy Gas Station | 08/26/17 |
| excitant newt | 08/26/17 |
| stimulating shrine pervert | 08/26/17 |
| Idiotic Orchestra Pit | 08/25/17 |
| Orchid Shaky Dragon | 08/26/17 |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Demanding cuckoldry Please no "Did you see the fight outside?" lines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067546) |
Date: August 25th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: 180 coffee pot step-uncle's house you already mentioned my only opener (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067560) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: Hairraiser autistic round eye "Heh, you like to fuck?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067562) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:05 AM Author: Flatulent Beta Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070361) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: diverse pit "Aren't iPods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067598) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: histrionic cocky gunner nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067671) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:07 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle native roommate 180. The only true CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069900) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 7:16 AM Author: Provocative Pisswyrm Stage does this work now that iPods don't exist any more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070718) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: Titillating slippery becky center *flaps arms*
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:15 PM Author: coral soggy boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067682) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: Fragrant walnut liquid oxygen theater stage did you see that guy outside riding a horse? He was shirtless and had a bow and arrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067602) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Laughsome sinister marketing idea ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067749) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: flirting bateful institution roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069180) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: Demanding cuckoldry can i replace "you look interesting" with something else or is that line integral to the opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067696) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate You can replace it but it's actually quite important and subtle. It flatters the girl in an ambigous way, winks at the fact that she showed interEst, and then challenges her to live up to being interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067720) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate Also what brings you here recenters to something concrete so she is whipsawed and wants to recite a chronology of her day, while in the back of her mind thinking I MUST BE INTERESTING.
Shifting quickly between near and far mode is key to seduction. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:28 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim I don't like what brings you here. I'm here to fucking drink duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067736) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate Girls will give a narrative of their night. If they say I'm here to drink you learned about her, then you follow up. Conversation started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067750) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: Trip Locus Indirect Expression No one's asking you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067766) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067791) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067675) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim Hey, how's your night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067708) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067724) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim The normal stuff works best. If she's interested she's going to respond positively to that question and if not there isn't any pickup line that would make her interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067732) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Glittery Antidepressant Drug Ratface (Only person ITT speaking with any authority on this subject) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069185) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: flirting bateful institution roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069232) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Hairraiser autistic round eye If not a handsome: Hi, what's your name?
If a handsome: Literally anything. e.g. Hi, you looked really cute so I wanted to say hello. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim Disagree on asking for name without talking a little first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067740) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: 180 coffee pot step-uncle's house just immediately ask for name, write it down, walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067745) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim "I'll find you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067748) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: Hairraiser autistic round eye cr. Get the name and get out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067753) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:37 PM Author: histrionic cocky gunner nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067777) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:05 AM Author: Olive up-to-no-good toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: Yellow brethren milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067757) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Flesh private investor kind of want to actually do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067796) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: duck-like mildly autistic property goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069174) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:07 AM Author: Flesh private investor 90% she walks up to you shortly after you walk away and sit back down (assuming HANDSOME of course) Fuck I think I'm gonna do this None of my friends go out to bars anymore though, this definitely requires you have a group of friends to fall back to |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:04 AM Author: Olive up-to-no-good toilet seat Punch it into your phone not looking at her finger up as if to say hold on a minute.
Scrutinize google results
Ok looks like you're clean.
*flap arms* |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:22 AM Author: stimulating shrine pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070683) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Fragrant walnut liquid oxygen theater stage If she's actually checking you out and not studying your weird aspie fisheyes, then it doesn't matter what you say so long as you go over to her within 30-90 seconds after she gave you the fuck me eyes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067710) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: flirting bateful institution roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069184) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: shivering mint death wish mind if i sit here and hit on you for a while? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067712) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: Hairraiser autistic round eye Too cheesy unless you're a Chad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067715) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: Bipolar drab giraffe Its fine man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069165) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: aphrodisiac ebony heaven "The industrial revolution and its consequences..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067743) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Curious primrose chapel Walk up behind, firm hand on shoulder, pull her back, rub your cock on her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067751) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate This is usually too much kino too fast unless you are megachad or at a Jersey Guido party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067793) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: Curious primrose chapel Or if she's black ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069947) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Light lodge degenerate Grab her by the pussy. Bowling ball grip. Then ask if the squeeze is worth the juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067798) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Odious Quadroon Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068045) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:41 PM Author: high-end patrolman idiot What's up, slut? You got any friends here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067803) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: cerebral resort associate you got tickets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068051) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: ivory swashbuckling meetinghouse "it's a free CUNTry!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068055) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Garnet vigorous state "Do you have a staring problem?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068064) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: territorial stirring lay Read off some random xo thread titles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069202) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Bipolar drab giraffe Actually works. A selection of the top 10 threads right now:
Gay friend of mine just asked me if he could blow me.
Kind of feel like rolling to DIVE BAR but can't show my face there anymore
How common is it to have a dick mounted above a pussy M. Obama style?
I need an extremely, extremely sad song RIGHT NOW
Hypo: you can take a time machine to watch 3 movies in theater on opening night
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:13 AM Author: Racy Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070387) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 4:06 AM Author: excitant newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070629) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:23 AM Author: stimulating shrine pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070685) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: Idiotic Orchestra Pit Pardon me, but god must have spent a little more time on u. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069228) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: Orchid Shaky Dragon fake propose with lollipop ring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069978) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:18 AM Author: Racy Gas Station If you are going to keep staring at me, and now I'm staring back, we should at least know each others' names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070403) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:06 AM Author: Olive up-to-no-good toilet seat Hillary Rodram Clinton used that line? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070675) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Racy Gas Station Lol, yeah, according to Bill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34071787) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:19 AM Author: Orchid Shaky Dragon spill your drink on her dress, apparently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070681) |