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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Metal Wonderful Double Fault Please no "Did you see the fight outside?" lines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067546) |
Date: August 25th, 2017 4:55 PM Author: sticky cracking hissy fit you already mentioned my only opener (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067560) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 4:56 PM Author: internet-worthy dingle berry "Heh, you like to fuck?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067562) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:05 AM Author: Contagious disturbing private investor philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070361) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: Canary theatre "Aren't iPods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067598) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067671) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:07 AM Author: Medicated Diverse Corner 180. The only true CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069900) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 7:16 AM Author: Hairraiser nibblets does this work now that iPods don't exist any more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070718) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: razzle alcoholic center *flaps arms*
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:15 PM Author: Comical legal warrant resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067682) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:02 PM Author: Pea-brained set did you see that guy outside riding a horse? He was shirtless and had a bow and arrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067602) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Razzmatazz heaven ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067749) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:50 PM Author: chest-beating base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069180) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:21 PM Author: Metal Wonderful Double Fault can i replace "you look interesting" with something else or is that line integral to the opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067696) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel You can replace it but it's actually quite important and subtle. It flatters the girl in an ambigous way, winks at the fact that she showed interEst, and then challenges her to live up to being interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067720) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel Also what brings you here recenters to something concrete so she is whipsawed and wants to recite a chronology of her day, while in the back of her mind thinking I MUST BE INTERESTING.
Shifting quickly between near and far mode is key to seduction. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:28 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt I don't like what brings you here. I'm here to fucking drink duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067736) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel Girls will give a narrative of their night. If they say I'm here to drink you learned about her, then you follow up. Conversation started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067750) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:35 PM Author: Aggressive partner No one's asking you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067766) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067791) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:13 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel Hey, you look interesting, what brings you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067675) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt Hey, how's your night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067708) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:25 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067724) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:27 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt The normal stuff works best. If she's interested she's going to respond positively to that question and if not there isn't any pickup line that would make her interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067732) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Ruddy antidepressant drug (Only person ITT speaking with any authority on this subject) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069185) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: chest-beating base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069232) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: internet-worthy dingle berry If not a handsome: Hi, what's your name?
If a handsome: Literally anything. e.g. Hi, you looked really cute so I wanted to say hello. |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:30 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt Disagree on asking for name without talking a little first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067740) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: sticky cracking hissy fit just immediately ask for name, write it down, walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067745) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt "I'll find you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067748) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: internet-worthy dingle berry cr. Get the name and get out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067753) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067777) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:05 AM Author: Thriller space sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070674) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:32 PM Author: mind-boggling spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067757) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Stimulating university kind of want to actually do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067796) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: Talented Slippery Field People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069174) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:07 AM Author: Stimulating university 90% she walks up to you shortly after you walk away and sit back down (assuming HANDSOME of course) Fuck I think I'm gonna do this None of my friends go out to bars anymore though, this definitely requires you have a group of friends to fall back to |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:04 AM Author: Thriller space sound barrier Punch it into your phone not looking at her finger up as if to say hold on a minute.
Scrutinize google results
Ok looks like you're clean.
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:22 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal buff love of her life business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070683) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Pea-brained set If she's actually checking you out and not studying your weird aspie fisheyes, then it doesn't matter what you say so long as you go over to her within 30-90 seconds after she gave you the fuck me eyes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067710) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: chest-beating base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069184) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Henna up-to-no-good windowlicker mind if i sit here and hit on you for a while? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067712) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:24 PM Author: internet-worthy dingle berry Too cheesy unless you're a Chad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067715) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: Magenta place of business stage Its fine man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069165) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: pink lay rigor "The industrial revolution and its consequences..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067743) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:31 PM Author: Electric pearl karate wrinkle Walk up behind, firm hand on shoulder, pull her back, rub your cock on her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067751) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: Electric pearl karate wrinkle Or if she's black ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069947) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Dun Bbw Chapel Grab her by the pussy. Bowling ball grip. Then ask if the squeeze is worth the juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067798) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Amethyst know-it-all trust fund foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068045) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 5:41 PM Author: Mildly autistic pit ceo What's up, slut? You got any friends here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34067803) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: cerise aphrodisiac famous landscape painting stage you got tickets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068051) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: Cobalt internal respiration "it's a free CUNTry!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068055) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed Giraffe Principal's Office "Do you have a staring problem?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34068064) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: chrome slimy depressive halford Read off some random xo thread titles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34069202) |
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:57 PM Author: Magenta place of business stage Actually works. A selection of the top 10 threads right now:
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Hypo: you can take a time machine to watch 3 movies in theater on opening night
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:23 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal buff love of her life business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070685) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 2:18 AM Author: Bearded elastic band If you are going to keep staring at me, and now I'm staring back, we should at least know each others' names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070403) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 5:06 AM Author: Thriller space sound barrier Hillary Rodram Clinton used that line? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34070675) |
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Date: August 26th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Bearded elastic band Lol, yeah, according to Bill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3711634&forum_id=2#34071787) |
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