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i sometimes see boner_police, sitting on the banks of the charles river in bosto

n (in shadow), staring across at the harvard and mit boat ho...
Snowy insane clown
  08/30/17
ouch
bateful public bath mad cow disease
  08/30/17
lmao read this three times 18000 BUT: boner police you're...
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maybe if he mixed his genes with a perfect girl his son coul...
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clearly written by some lanky freak who is not only incel bu...
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  04/19/18
tbf the greatest writers have often been mentally ill and/or...
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well i don't think i'll ever be a great writer so naturally ...
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? talking about OP -- don't hate on bort treasures!
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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Snowy insane clown

n (in shadow), staring across at the harvard and mit boat houses (in sunshine), beautiful blonde girls, chads rowing, people perfectly comfortable and secure knowing they are in the best place in the world, their families are rich, and they are beautiful with their whole lives ahead of them, and boner_police, sitting there, his mood darkened by both the cloud of smog over the adjacent tufts sewage plant and the cloud of 100k in debt per year he is racking up that his working class parents could never in their wildest dreams help pay, if they even considered it in the first place (they didn't). The thought of joining crew flits through his mind, but he quickly suppresses it, because he doesn't have the $2000 fee to join, and he is too short and weak and he would only help the tufts team lose harder this year than the last, and the year before that, and all the years before that, to Harvard. It was almost so overwhelming to him, all of this in his mind coming together in a few moments, the sheer wave of dread of acknowledging his life, his poor prospects for finding a suitable mate...probably not a good one, maybe if he mixed his genes with a perfect girl his son could go to harvard or mit or somewhere beautiful, could become one of the beautiful people, but good luck getting a perfect girl...he would probably, if he even did have kids, have them with someone of his own station, and produce some more shadow spawn with murky muddy celtic mongoloid genes, doomed to live their lives on that far bank of the charles, always looking over at what they could never have, could never be, solitary, and it would go on like that, forever.

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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: bateful public bath mad cow disease

ouch

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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: crawly casino

lmao read this three times 18000

BUT: boner police you're a good dood and will make it BIGLY one day keep your chin up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717001&forum_id=2#34105375)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy insane clown



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy wagecucks boiling water



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Date: September 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: crawly casino



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: crawly casino



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: crawly casino

maybe if he mixed his genes with a perfect girl his son could go to harvard or mit or somewhere beautiful, could become one of the beautiful people

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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: chocolate temple

clearly written by some lanky freak who is not only incel but probably ZERO % BEEFMODE

crew is for lanky white dorks who happen to have discipline and money but no musculature or athleticism

i wake up at 5 am every day, have 5-10 drinks, and fire off 315 pound squats for reps. if i did a single row in some gay crew boat the thing would fucking explode.

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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: crawly casino

tbf the greatest writers have often been mentally ill and/or twinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717001&forum_id=2#35875287)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: chocolate temple

well i don't think i'll ever be a great writer so naturally im neither of those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717001&forum_id=2#35875301)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: crawly casino

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talking about OP -- don't hate on bort treasures!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717001&forum_id=2#35875312)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: crawly casino



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Date: May 25th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: house-broken filthpig resort

jfc

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Date: August 1st, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: crawly casino

The most underrated poast of all time. Miss boner police

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Date: October 31st, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: crawly casino



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Date: October 31st, 2018 9:03 PM
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