Jfc my Tinder date is drunk and he throwing up in the bathroom
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 11:33 PM Author: Razzle pearl dopamine
lmao
I love tinder dates that are total trainwrecks (most of them).
My very first one was like this. We both got blackout drunk... ended up at her place getting yelled at by her roommates. Passed out naked together, didn't fuck until I woke up that morning and checked my bank balance. Realized I spent $300 and started fucking her. No way in hell was I going to spend $300 and not get some. Still friends with her on FB and she texts me every now and then, despite being in a doctorate program out of state.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281326) |
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Date: September 24th, 2017 12:03 AM Author: Razzle pearl dopamine
Went to the same LS as her... at the same time... never knew her. Matched on Tinder. Met up at a bar at the venetian with her and her hot slutty friend. Started off with the three of us taking shots of patron, to get the weirdness out of the way. Her friend and I both worked for Arthur Andersen pre-collapse/implosion (didn't know her either). Biglaw partner was getting jealous of the friend and I chatting. Stands up... grabs my hand and pulls me out on the dance floor. We were the only ones dancing. She starts grinding on me... ungh.
Before long, there were a few more shrews that showed up. We're getting absolutely shitfaced. We go upstairs and fuck like rabbits in her venetian suite... come back down later... continue drinking... go to OG's, go to some club. Don't really remember much of it. We end up at my room at the shitty luxor, and I make her do some blow... she's never done it before. Fuck a lot more. Wake up at like noon-1 ish. Fuck some more, take a shower... then I escorted her to the cab area as she does the walk of shame in her sexy blue nightgown from the night before.
I ended up flying down to visit her after that for a week, and we fucked like rabbits, went skiing for a week. She's 180... but, alas, I live in Alaska and am perma-fucked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281580) |
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Date: September 24th, 2017 12:43 AM Author: Razzle pearl dopamine
There was the time that I was taking out a masseuse and waited outside her door for like 10 minutes in the bad part of town. Watched several drug deals go on around me. People eyeing my truck suspiciously. I ended up bailing.
She texted me like 10 minutes later..."where r u?" told her I bailed. Felt like I was going to get rolled and my hair was standing up.
She guilt tripped me and called me the biggest jerk on earth. So, I turned around and picked her up. She was waaaaaay grosser than her pictures let on. Was skinny, but had this huge beer gut thing and a bag hanging off the side. Can't remember her medical condition. Anyway... we went to sushi and she literally had "Love" and "Hate" tattooed on each knuckle. Total trash.
Brought her back home and just wanted to leave. She invited me upstairs to bang. Shitty studio, dirty as hell, dirty dishes piled up beyond the rim of the sink. Just gross. She goes in for a kiss... I say "Uh uhhh" Was nice meeting you, but I gotta go. She goes in for a hug and I stiff arm her. said "see ya!" and never spoke to her again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281865) |
Date: September 24th, 2017 12:34 AM Author: Peach roast beef institution
she ODd.
im calling it now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281813) |
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