Why'd you go so hard

Was this your first time meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281249)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281429)

I love tinder dates that are total trainwrecks (most of them).

My very first one was like this. We both got blackout drunk... ended up at her place getting yelled at by her roommates. Passed out naked together, didn't fuck until I woke up that morning and checked my bank balance. Realized I spent $300 and started fucking her. No way in hell was I going to spend $300 and not get some. Still friends with her on FB and she texts me every now and then, despite being in a doctorate program out of state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281326)

The Biglaw Partner in Vegas was 180. Ungh. What a great lay that shrew was... no joke. I think she only worked and worked out, every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281394)

Before long, there were a few more shrews that showed up. We're getting absolutely shitfaced. We go upstairs and fuck like rabbits in her venetian suite... come back down later... continue drinking... go to OG's, go to some club. Don't really remember much of it. We end up at my room at the shitty luxor, and I make her do some blow... she's never done it before. Fuck a lot more. Wake up at like noon-1 ish. Fuck some more, take a shower... then I escorted her to the cab area as she does the walk of shame in her sexy blue nightgown from the night before.

I ended up flying down to visit her after that for a week, and we fucked like rabbits, went skiing for a week. She's 180... but, alas, I live in Alaska and am perma-fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281580)

She texted me like 10 minutes later..."where r u?" told her I bailed. Felt like I was going to get rolled and my hair was standing up.

She guilt tripped me and called me the biggest jerk on earth. So, I turned around and picked her up. She was waaaaaay grosser than her pictures let on. Was skinny, but had this huge beer gut thing and a bag hanging off the side. Can't remember her medical condition. Anyway... we went to sushi and she literally had "Love" and "Hate" tattooed on each knuckle. Total trash.

Brought her back home and just wanted to leave. She invited me upstairs to bang. Shitty studio, dirty as hell, dirty dishes piled up beyond the rim of the sink. Just gross. She goes in for a kiss... I say "Uh uhhh" Was nice meeting you, but I gotta go. She goes in for a hug and I stiff arm her. said "see ya!" and never spoke to her again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281865)

im calling it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3741719&forum_id=2#34281813)