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John Edwards is literally a shitlawyer in podunk NC

http://edwardskirby.com/
Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life
  09/26/17
ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended always. a. ...
Titillating deer antler
  09/27/17
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Sepia station
  09/27/17
First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk&...
umber school
  09/26/17
sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!
scarlet french chef
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insanely creepy curious windowlicker
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odious toilet seat
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Sickened Senate
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cerebral dun mad-dog skullcap
  09/26/17
lol'd
Lascivious talking mother
  09/27/17
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Vivacious wine striped hyena
  09/27/17
lol'd
Glassy yarmulke
  09/27/17
(john edwards)
Fantasy-prone selfie
  09/26/17
CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single ca...
flirting irate set
  09/26/17
tcr
Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line
  09/26/17
the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious
Sexy cyan rehab
  09/26/17
loooooool, no, just fucking no.
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
To the average prole, absolutely no way.
copper stead gaping
  09/26/17
to anyone, no way
mildly autistic black woman church building
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Sapphire step-uncle's house milk
  09/27/17
criminally underrated
Nofapping crotch spot
  09/26/17
180
Slate new version
  09/26/17
180
red persian feces
  09/27/17
yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life. probably g...
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls. ...
Flesh Electric Site
  09/26/17
his kyoot daughter works there too http://edwardskirby.co...
pearl stirring quadroon
  09/26/17
that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as g...
Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life
  09/26/17
his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dud...
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
she was hot when they married http://womenonthefence.com/...
pearl stirring quadroon
  09/26/17
jfc white women
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
fairly liberal use of kyoot
clear nursing home
  09/26/17
damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY
provocative mediation
  09/26/17
Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assumin...
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law Sch...
Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line
  09/26/17
Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF
Charismatic Kitchen Water Buffalo
  09/26/17
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Sapphire step-uncle's house milk
  09/27/17
yeah i thought this too
Sickened Senate
  09/26/17
180, gonna add something similar to my profile: "Da...
awkward aggressive den
  09/27/17
She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stan...
Beady-eyed garrison
  09/26/17
$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury This settlement foll...
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer d...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
Fuck that's a depressing read
Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder
  09/26/17
holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend...
Beady-eyed garrison
  09/26/17
an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
...
pearl stirring quadroon
  09/26/17
that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story
Sepia station
  09/26/17
oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wa...
Beady-eyed garrison
  09/26/17
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Sickened Senate
  09/26/17
Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accide...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death Death o...
Beady-eyed garrison
  09/26/17
*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
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Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder
  09/26/17
...
Sickened Senate
  09/26/17
I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys ma...
Beady-eyed garrison
  09/26/17
our illusions and debt are all we have
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
He's not a shitlawyer.
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
He is, he's just a successful one.
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = sh...
Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life
  09/26/17
He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.
dashing tank chad
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Sickened Senate
  09/26/17
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filthy domesticated native hairy legs
  09/26/17
King of Torts in seersucker shorts.
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
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Chrome appetizing trump supporter
  09/27/17
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boyish ebony patrolman newt
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disrespectful wonderful house pocket flask
  09/27/17
This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top P...
flirting irate set
  09/26/17
There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks bein...
dashing tank chad
  09/26/17
no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year...
Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life
  09/26/17
Then it's not shitlaw.
flirting irate set
  09/26/17
(shitlawyer)
Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life
  09/26/17
There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such ...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside t...
flirting irate set
  09/26/17
Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Toba...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their co...
flirting irate set
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Comical ocher chapel
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lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
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Histrionic trailer park half-breed
  09/26/17
Lmaoooo
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
  09/26/17
That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulle...
Submissive cruise ship voyeur
  09/26/17
cr I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying th...
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
*buys in for $1 million* *collects $450 million* *tobacco ...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
Cr.
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
  09/26/17
he's a shitlaw god
filthy domesticated native hairy legs
  09/26/17
The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents...
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/26/17
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Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.
fragrant corner
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odious toilet seat
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lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
Lol
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
  09/26/17
He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH
Submissive cruise ship voyeur
  09/26/17
Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do s...
Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line
  09/26/17
*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument* *suddenl...
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
Link? I would like to see this.
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy C...
Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line
  09/26/17
John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the...
honey-headed property filthpig
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Histrionic trailer park half-breed
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Comical ocher chapel
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Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder
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odious toilet seat
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Bronze Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  09/26/17
900 is huge for NYC
multi-colored brass crackhouse
  09/26/17
Last half of last sentence was murder.
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
  09/26/17
bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food...
Slate new version
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honey-headed property filthpig
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Khaki therapy
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filthy domesticated native hairy legs
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Ivory legal warrant goal in life
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motley vermilion blood rage
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Concupiscible menage
  10/24/17
Not a fan of that house.
mewling adventurous depressive national
  09/26/17
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brindle thriller hospital
  09/26/17
is that a STABLE on the right? lol.
Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus
  09/26/17
It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flam...
honey-headed property filthpig
  09/27/17
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filthy domesticated native hairy legs
  09/27/17
Ulgy house but he wins
Big hall associate
  09/27/17
I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to ...
honey-headed property filthpig
  09/27/17
he hasn't been disbarred?
cracking halford
  09/26/17
For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no ...
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
180
Comical ocher chapel
  09/26/17
Same for cocaine use.
Passionate Startled Legend Digit Ratio
  09/27/17
There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he ...
Floppy Milky Business Firm Karate
  09/27/17
2 Americas (in the legal profession)
arousing lay
  09/26/17
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bright bearded volcanic crater laser beams
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ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure ...
Grizzly narrow-minded parlor
  09/26/17
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lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/26/17
Brother he is a shitlaw KING
glittery jewess
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boyish ebony patrolman newt
  09/27/17
One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I w...
startling gas station
  09/27/17
Ungh
Jade abode liquid oxygen
  09/27/17
Is he a shortmo?
mewling adventurous depressive national
  09/27/17
5'11"
lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef
  09/27/17
A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.
mewling adventurous depressive national
  09/27/17
What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but g...
Passionate Startled Legend Digit Ratio
  09/27/17
I think that's pretty well understood.
Hairraiser dingle berry
  09/27/17
When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's ta...
Jade abode liquid oxygen
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boyish ebony patrolman newt
  09/27/17
"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he...
Ivory legal warrant goal in life
  09/27/17
Lol
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/27/17
TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.
Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line
  09/27/17
lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro are...
Trip principal's office giraffe
  09/27/17
house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homede...
Trip principal's office giraffe
  09/27/17
whoa he has his own indoor squash court
Amber Soul-stirring Partner
  09/27/17
Contact us for a free consultation!
talented idea he suggested
  09/27/17
This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: h...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
What traits does he possess that make this possible
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/27/17
He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
it's certainly not his haircut
Chrome appetizing trump supporter
  09/27/17
That is an awesome story. also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne co...
Ivory legal warrant goal in life
  09/27/17
Yea but he's SHITLAW
vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit
  09/27/17
This guy gets better & better - read para. 27 http://...
Ivory legal warrant goal in life
  09/27/17
Ljl
talented idea he suggested
  09/27/17
In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was report...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
180!
geriatric fortuitous meteor
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heady nibblets point
  10/24/17
Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc
odious toilet seat
  09/27/17
"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal se...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomp...
awkward aggressive den
  09/27/17
My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he c...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a t...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
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180
Titillating deer antler
  09/27/17
jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. ...
Ivory legal warrant goal in life
  09/27/17
thank you for these incredible posts
jet university
  09/27/17
lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tr...
Razzle Meetinghouse Psychic
  09/27/17
(opposing counsel)
Concupiscible menage
  10/24/17
So break this down for me...how much time passed from when h...
boyish ebony patrolman newt
  09/27/17
From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fe...
Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting
  09/27/17
rofl at op
Titillating deer antler
  09/27/17
"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees...
green old irish cottage tanning salon
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"but I prestige from there..." "roll over,...
fragrant corner
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*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing...
green old irish cottage tanning salon
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...
Concupiscible menage
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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life

http://edwardskirby.com/



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Titillating deer antler

ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended

always. a. gook. pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309764)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Sepia station



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: umber school

First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk" a little bit. Second, John Edwards has been a "shitlawyer" basically his entire career. But when you have a track record of winning multi-million dollar verdicts as a small plaintiff-side attorney, I think you're also stretching the definition of "shitlaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301659)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: scarlet french chef

sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301672)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious windowlicker



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: odious toilet seat



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Sickened Senate



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: cerebral dun mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Lascivious talking mother

lol'd

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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Vivacious wine striped hyena



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Glassy yarmulke

lol'd

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone selfie

(john edwards)

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: flirting irate set

CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single cases we could retire on.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line

tcr

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Sexy cyan rehab

the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

loooooool, no, just fucking no.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: copper stead gaping

To the average prole, absolutely no way.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic black woman church building

to anyone, no way

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Sapphire step-uncle's house milk



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Nofapping crotch spot

criminally underrated

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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Slate new version

180

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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: red persian feces

180

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life.

probably golfing 4 times a week and swimming in beverage cart girl poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301671)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Flesh Electric Site

Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: pearl stirring quadroon

his kyoot daughter works there too

http://edwardskirby.com/our-team/

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life

that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as john edwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as JE too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301834)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: pearl stirring quadroon

she was hot when they married

http://womenonthefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Elizabeth-Edwards-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpgX-yqoglg/TP7qT21MkpI/AAAAAAAAErI/-wMG6Is1_3M/s1600/elizabeth+edwards.jpg

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

jfc white women

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: clear nursing home

fairly liberal use of kyoot

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: provocative mediation

damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assuming he was partying non stop at UNC, he must have got a pretty low LSAT

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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line

You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law School" is an informal name.

It's the preftigous Norman Adrian Wiggins School of Law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302546)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Kitchen Water Buffalo

Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Sapphire step-uncle's house milk



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Sickened Senate

yeah i thought this too

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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: awkward aggressive den

180, gonna add something similar to my profile:

"David is also one of the most respected and well-liked attorneys in North Carolina."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309362)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stands naked til they throw up

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury

This settlement followed a $25 million verdict for 5-year-old girl who lost most of her intestines when she was trapped on a defective pool drain at neighborhood pool.

$23.3 Million Verdict – Brain Injuries Suffered at Birth

This win for a child who suffered brain injuries at birth, including cerebral palsy and spastic quadriplegia, set a record as the largest medical malpractice verdict in North Carolina history.

$13 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Settlement during trial for infant permanently injured when EMS failed to adjust an oxygen tube that clearly dislodged, causing brain damage.

$10.75 Million Settlement – Truck Wreck

Death of two children and a brain injury to a third as a result of an accident caused by a truck.

$10 Million Settlement – Birth Injury

Child suffers birth injury after delayed C-section.

$8.3 Million Verdict – Bus Crash

Two boys killed in a bus crash.

$8.1 Million Settlement – Construction

Death of father of three in construction accident.

$8 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Child loses his legs because of malpractice.

$7.9 Million Verdict – Workplace Violence

Two people were killed when an armed, disgruntled worker returned to the jobsite. The case set a national record for a verdict in a workplace violence case.

$6.65 Million Settlement – Defective Highway

Settlement involving the deaths of three family members killed on Christmas Day following a wreck caused by a defectively built portion of the highway.

$6.5 Million Verdict – Trucking Case

A minister and his wife killed in a trucking accident.

$6 Million Settlement – Recreation Injury

Child suffers paralysis from an injury at a recreation center.

$5.35 Million Settlement – Death of Law Enforcement Officer

Law enforcement officer killed in tractor-trailer wreck.

$5 Million Verdict – Child Killed as Father Looks On

The jury awarded $3.5 million for wrongful death of a child and $1.5 million for emotional distress of his father after an 11-year-old boy was killed by an elderly driver as father looks on.

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

$4.6 Million Settlement – Child Killed

Death of 3-year-old, and injuries to mother and father, from tractor-trailer crash.

$4.6 Million Verdict – Brain Injury

A wrecker returning from a repossession strikes a woman, causing a brain injury.

$4.5 Million Settlement – Business

Unfair trade practices involving a stolen business.

$4.0 Million Settlement – Paralysis

Truck driver drops delivery load on customer, leaving him paralyzed.

$3.75 Million Settlement – Injured Driver

A man is injured when struck by a truck that ran a red light.

$3.3 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Laborer left comatose following hospital malpractice.

$2.9 Million Settlement – Construction Injury

Construction worker injured when he fell through an unguarded hole.

$2.5 Million Settlement – Group Home

A man with a brain injury dies after being allowed to wander away from group home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301828)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301872)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder

Fuck that's a depressing read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301873)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend where the drain sucked out that kids anus and he had to chew through it to escape. did that really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301894)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301902)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: pearl stirring quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301910)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Sepia station

that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301911)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wanted to create the most extreme story he could think of and read it live in NYC expecting a huge audience reaction and no one even blinked. sick people up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301928)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Sickened Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302799)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301921)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

^

this is winston kirby's work. he's goes undercover all over the SEC and generates business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301942)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301955)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302094)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Sickened Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302801)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison

I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys making 50 million plaintiff cases shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301841)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

our illusions and debt are all we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301875)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

He's not a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301843)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

He is, he's just a successful one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301886)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life

we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = shitlaw by definition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301887)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: dashing tank chad

He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301915)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Sickened Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302821)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: filthy domesticated native hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302833)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

King of Torts in seersucker shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303534)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: Chrome appetizing trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307266)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: boyish ebony patrolman newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307587)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: disrespectful wonderful house pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308712)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: flirting irate set

This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top PI attorney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V10 partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301949)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: dashing tank chad

There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks being a median V10 partner is a better life than being a John Edwards-level shitlaw king.

That would take jjc-level self-delusion, and he's a b-school guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301967)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life

no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year own-boss shitlaw kind over *any* sort of corporate law partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301995)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: flirting irate set

Then it's not shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302006)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Yellow Exhilarant Love Of Her Life

(shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302022)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such as class counsel for Toyota litigation, which Edwards almost was, and SSI cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302037)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: flirting irate set

Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside their bubble so they don't get this. It would make them cry to see their "shitlaw" counterparts tshopping for their first plane when they're still looking to buy their first 800 sq ft "house."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302069)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Tobacco Litigation. The one in my state has the biggest suite at every stadium, but also a giant ranch where he spends most of his time and is a good ol boy. He made a half billion for less than a decades work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302097)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: flirting irate set

CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their communities (not to mention families) than biglaw partners, too. I'm getting a hardy LOL at the ratfaces ITT thinking they're more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302120)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302412)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302419)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302627)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303547)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Submissive cruise ship voyeur

That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulled those cases were already set for life. Now they are laughably rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302375)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

cr

I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying that the "Buy-in" to fund litigation was $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302417)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

*buys in for $1 million*

*collects $450 million*

*tobacco companies eliminate liability*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302433)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303538)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: filthy domesticated native hairy legs

he's a shitlaw god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302582)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents when it described their cardinal rule for going against John Edwards: “Never let him near a jury.”

that's pretty 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301923)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301947)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: fragrant corner

anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301974)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: odious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302033)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302098)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303559)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Submissive cruise ship voyeur

He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302502)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line

Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do should study some of the old videotapes floating around of John Edwards closing arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302562)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument*

*suddenly obtains a multi-million $$$ case*

*has the financial resources to work up the case towards trial*

???

*PROFFITS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302580)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

Link? I would like to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302731)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line

I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy CLE people have them and use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303583)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: honey-headed property filthpig

John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the NC countryside outside of a pretty decent city (Raleigh), running his own successful plaintiffs' firm: https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10266001/flyboynccom-0967*1024xx2800-1575-0-262.jpg

You: sending "thank" email and renting 900 square foot third floor walkup apartment used as an immigrant tenement in 1915.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302577)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Histrionic trailer park half-breed

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302650)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302700)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Underhanded sinister codepig mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302715)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: odious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302723)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Bronze Theatre Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302765)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: multi-colored brass crackhouse

900 is huge for NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303406)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

Last half of last sentence was murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303568)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Slate new version

bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food within a 0.5 mile radius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304560)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: honey-headed property filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304595)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Khaki therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34306811)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: filthy domesticated native hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Ivory legal warrant goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307851)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: motley vermilion blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310095)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34516933)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: mewling adventurous depressive national

Not a fan of that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304899)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: brindle thriller hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Blue Hyperventilating Institution Potus

is that a STABLE on the right? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305250)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: honey-headed property filthpig

It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flame.

https://herosports.com/news/john-edwards-mansion-north-carolina-tar-heels-basketball-cout



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307284)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: filthy domesticated native hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307263)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Big hall associate

Ulgy house but he wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308750)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: honey-headed property filthpig

I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to build anything he wanted. I would have done it differently, but it's still impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309728)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: cracking halford

he hasn't been disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302721)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Comical ocher chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302773)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Passionate Startled Legend Digit Ratio

Same for cocaine use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307593)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Floppy Milky Business Firm Karate

There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he hasn't. How fucking stupid are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307531)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: arousing lay

2 Americas (in the legal profession)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302713)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: bright bearded volcanic crater laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304485)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Grizzly narrow-minded parlor

ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure net worth. what a fuckin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302844)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303596)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: glittery jewess

Brother he is a shitlaw KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304397)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: boyish ebony patrolman newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307577)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: startling gas station

One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I was about to walk into a bar, and as I opened the door, John Edwards walked out with a hot chick who looked like she was about 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307515)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Jade abode liquid oxygen

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: mewling adventurous depressive national

Is he a shortmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: lavender mentally impaired heaven roast beef

5'11"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307573)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: mewling adventurous depressive national

A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307549)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Passionate Startled Legend Digit Ratio

What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but getting these cases is like winning the lottery. I have no fucking idea how to get a brain damaged baby case but I would trade a kidney for one. These guys spend 7 figures a year on marketing. They have full time marketing staff. A solo with a shingle will never get a single consult worth anything like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307571)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser dingle berry

I think that's pretty well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307665)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Jade abode liquid oxygen

When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's taken him decades to figure out things that are immediately obvious to people with three digit IQs. Let him have his fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307674)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: boyish ebony patrolman newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307713)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Ivory legal warrant goal in life

"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he settles for $100K because he's afraid of taking a deposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308754)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Ruby Cuckold Personal Credit Line

TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308752)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Trip principal's office giraffe

lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro area in terms of level of educational attainment, "podunk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Trip principal's office giraffe

house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Old-Greensboro-Rd-Chapel-Hill-NC-27516/67912773_zpid/

that's a $40 million house in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307942)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Amber Soul-stirring Partner

whoa he has his own indoor squash court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308832)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: talented idea he suggested

Contact us for a free consultation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: http://www.czrlaw.com/attorneys/nicholas-rowley/

He settled a case for $45 million last week (he is a member of my attorney group so the story including e-mails and letters have been on my listserve). Here are the circumstances. Plaintiff's attorney sends policy limits demand of $250K for a child with brain injury. State Farm rejects the demand. Nick Rowley takes over and says policy is open (meaning insurance is exposed for not protecting their insured).

Carrier immediately offers $250K. He says fuck off and says case is worth 75 million. They offer to mediate and he says they need to come in with a starting offer of $15 million and accept liability. They say no, and he says he is going to trial then. They come back begging him to mediate and they accept $15 million as a floor and liability. They do a mediation in the middle of the night to squeeze it in right away. Nick did his FULL closing argument for the adjuster, the bad faith lawyer, and the reinsurer adjuster (insurance companies have reinsurers when there is bad faith exposure).

Nick then demanded 50 million. They offered 30. He said we are walking. They said bracket of 40-50million. He said 47.5. Case settled at 45 million. From what I heard the shitlawyer who brought the case to Nick got a 6 million dollar referral fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308722)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

What traits does he possess that make this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308746)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he is super charismatic and extremely good at articulating non-economic damages. Juries LOVE him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Chrome appetizing trump supporter

it's certainly not his haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308863)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Ivory legal warrant goal in life

That is an awesome story.

also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne college of law -> multimillion verdicts. xo: T14 -> three year burnout at $180K

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/220036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308792)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: vibrant slap-happy orchestra pit

Yea but he's SHITLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308797)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Ivory legal warrant goal in life

This guy gets better & better - read para. 27

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/08-O-12104-2.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308816)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: talented idea he suggested

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was reported to the state bar and this was in his reply brief:

""There are facts that I have leamed within the purview of the attorney client

privilege that lead me to believe that Plaintiff Thomas’s case is frivolous. I do not

believe Plaintiff Thomas is a likeable or credible witness and therefore I seriously

doubt that a jury would end up giving her any compensation after a trial.

Furthermore, at this point, I despise the woman based on her misrepresentations

and I hereby represent to her and to this court that if I am FORCED to represent

her that I will not be able to put my heart into it. I believe I have done the diligent

thing by informing Plaintiff four months ago that I would not be able to represent

her any further. NOW, she expects me to continue to work and to do it for free

(because that is what it will be if she loses this case which I anticipate being the

case.) ..."

"[P]laintiff’s opposition is absolutely untrue except that I am prejudiced against

her. I despise her and would rather shovel manure than represent her at trial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309326)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: geriatric fortuitous meteor

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309689)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: heady nibblets point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: odious toilet seat

Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308846)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal services to numerous clients. Finally, Respondent served honorably in the United States Armed Forces for three years (with three additional years in the reserves) and is a decorated combat med"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: awkward aggressive den

"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomplished trial lawyer of his generation."

Lol, actually no one has ever heard of him tbch

Edit: Watched some xoNick Rowley videos on Youtube. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309409)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he couldn't do last minute because something came up. Nick Rowley took the case. Nick was staying in Oxnard at some resort. He got the case the day before trial. He drove to LA early that morning and did Yoga on the way at 4am (he is a super hippy). He tried the case over 3 days and then hit 1.5 million with NO medical experts. Just an engineer for the premises liability. It was against Costco. He waived all past and future meds and the verdict was 100% pain and suffering. He is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a trial. After closing they settled for $10.5 million. He is alpha.

http://blog.cvn.com/plaintiffs-attorney-dons-chicken-costume-during-closing-argument-in-brain-injury-trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falr9V1ujGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309578)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Titillating deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Ivory legal warrant goal in life

jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. He's in college though." jury: *awards $40 million*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309820)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: jet university

thank you for these incredible posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle Meetinghouse Psychic

lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tremendous stupidity and ignorance of the average juror

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage

(opposing counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517426)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: boyish ebony patrolman newt

So break this down for me...how much time passed from when he took over the case to when they settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309800)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Gaped Navy Famous Landscape Painting

From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fees were approximately $18 million. They also had a shitload of experts, they spent a few hundred grand in costs from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Titillating deer antler

rofl at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309762)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: green old irish cottage tanning salon

"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees for heating since they can't pay the bills while SHITLAW kings ball out with yachts and private jets. "but but I went to a higher ranked law school!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309837)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: fragrant corner

"but I prestige from there..."

"roll over, twinkslut"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310000)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: green old irish cottage tanning salon

*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing BIGLAW partners meager houses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310114)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517436)