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John Edwards is literally a shitlawyer in podunk NC

http://edwardskirby.com/
well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center
  09/26/17
ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended always. a. ...
beady-eyed onyx parlour
  09/27/17
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Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Cuck
  09/27/17
First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk&...
Topaz bawdyhouse death wish
  09/26/17
sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!
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lol'd
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lol'd
Copper market
  09/27/17
(john edwards)
Purple Bipolar Crackhouse
  09/26/17
CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single ca...
cracking coiffed sandwich
  09/26/17
tcr
vibrant painfully honest sex offender
  09/26/17
the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious
Soul-stirring Frum Site
  09/26/17
loooooool, no, just fucking no.
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
To the average prole, absolutely no way.
abusive trust fund
  09/26/17
to anyone, no way
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  09/27/17
criminally underrated
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  09/26/17
180
Odious rough-skinned trailer park travel guidebook
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180
bateful idiot locale
  09/27/17
yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life. probably g...
Diverse station
  09/26/17
Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls. ...
cobalt learning disabled garrison
  09/26/17
his kyoot daughter works there too http://edwardskirby.co...
emerald seedy forum
  09/26/17
that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as g...
well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center
  09/26/17
his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dud...
Diverse station
  09/26/17
she was hot when they married http://womenonthefence.com/...
emerald seedy forum
  09/26/17
jfc white women
Diverse station
  09/26/17
fairly liberal use of kyoot
Big-titted Point Elastic Band
  09/26/17
damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY
disgusting church doctorate
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Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assumin...
Diverse station
  09/26/17
You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law Sch...
vibrant painfully honest sex offender
  09/26/17
Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF
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Plum resort jap
  09/27/17
yeah i thought this too
self-centered stirring temple immigrant
  09/26/17
180, gonna add something similar to my profile: "Da...
iridescent yarmulke
  09/27/17
She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stan...
Scarlet unholy native
  09/26/17
$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury This settlement foll...
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer d...
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
Fuck that's a depressing read
Smoky provocative church building
  09/26/17
holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend...
Scarlet unholy native
  09/26/17
an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw
Diverse station
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...
emerald seedy forum
  09/26/17
that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story
Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Cuck
  09/26/17
oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wa...
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...
self-centered stirring temple immigrant
  09/26/17
Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accide...
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death Death o...
Scarlet unholy native
  09/26/17
*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*
medicated lake degenerate
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Smoky provocative church building
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self-centered stirring temple immigrant
  09/26/17
I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys ma...
Scarlet unholy native
  09/26/17
our illusions and debt are all we have
Diverse station
  09/26/17
He's not a shitlawyer.
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
He is, he's just a successful one.
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = sh...
well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center
  09/26/17
He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.
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self-centered stirring temple immigrant
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Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard
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King of Torts in seersucker shorts.
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This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top P...
cracking coiffed sandwich
  09/26/17
There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks bein...
fear-inspiring senate factory reset button
  09/26/17
no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year...
well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center
  09/26/17
Then it's not shitlaw.
cracking coiffed sandwich
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(shitlawyer)
well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center
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There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such ...
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside t...
cracking coiffed sandwich
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Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Toba...
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CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their co...
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Lmaoooo
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That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulle...
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cr I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying th...
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
*buys in for $1 million* *collects $450 million* *tobacco ...
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
Cr.
Gold insecure property
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he's a shitlaw god
Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard
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The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents...
Diverse station
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medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.
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Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
Lol
Gold insecure property
  09/26/17
He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH
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Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do s...
vibrant painfully honest sex offender
  09/26/17
*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument* *suddenl...
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
Link? I would like to see this.
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy C...
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  09/26/17
John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the...
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900 is huge for NYC
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Last half of last sentence was murder.
Gold insecure property
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bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food...
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  10/24/17
Not a fan of that house.
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is that a STABLE on the right? lol.
Gold insecure property
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It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flam...
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Ulgy house but he wins
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I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to ...
Exciting dilemma prole
  09/27/17
he hasn't been disbarred?
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  09/26/17
For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no ...
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
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180
medicated lake degenerate
  09/26/17
Same for cocaine use.
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  09/27/17
There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he ...
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  09/27/17
2 Americas (in the legal profession)
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ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure ...
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Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/26/17
Brother he is a shitlaw KING
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racy school
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One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I w...
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  09/27/17
Ungh
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  09/27/17
Is he a shortmo?
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5'11"
Beta ticket booth digit ratio
  09/27/17
A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.
swashbuckling box office hairy legs
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What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but g...
effete magical library
  09/27/17
I think that's pretty well understood.
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When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's ta...
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racy school
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"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he...
vigorous lemon office
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Lol
Diverse station
  09/27/17
TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.
vibrant painfully honest sex offender
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lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro are...
Jet Dashing Water Buffalo
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house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homede...
Jet Dashing Water Buffalo
  09/27/17
whoa he has his own indoor squash court
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  09/27/17
Contact us for a free consultation!
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This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: h...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
  09/27/17
What traits does he possess that make this possible
Diverse station
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He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
  09/27/17
it's certainly not his haircut
Infuriating Shrine
  09/27/17
That is an awesome story. also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne co...
vigorous lemon office
  09/27/17
Yea but he's SHITLAW
Diverse station
  09/27/17
This guy gets better & better - read para. 27 http://...
vigorous lemon office
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Ljl
Bronze zombie-like casino
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In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was report...
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180!
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lime locus
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Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc
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"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal se...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
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"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomp...
iridescent yarmulke
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My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he c...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
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Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a t...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
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180
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jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. ...
vigorous lemon office
  09/27/17
thank you for these incredible posts
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lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tr...
fiercely-loyal boltzmann
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(opposing counsel)
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  10/24/17
So break this down for me...how much time passed from when h...
racy school
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From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fe...
Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead
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rofl at op
beady-eyed onyx parlour
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"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees...
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"but I prestige from there..." "roll over,...
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*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing...
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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center

http://edwardskirby.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301533)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx parlour

ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended

always. a. gook. pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309764)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309822)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Topaz bawdyhouse death wish

First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk" a little bit. Second, John Edwards has been a "shitlawyer" basically his entire career. But when you have a track record of winning multi-million dollar verdicts as a small plaintiff-side attorney, I think you're also stretching the definition of "shitlaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301659)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic cuckoldry boistinker

sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301672)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: razzle ceo



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: navy buck-toothed chad



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: self-centered stirring temple immigrant



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: brindle french chef old irish cottage



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Free-loading Floppy Legal Warrant Home

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307647)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: comical sooty set partner



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Copper market

lol'd

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Purple Bipolar Crackhouse

(john edwards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301820)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: cracking coiffed sandwich

CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single cases we could retire on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301891)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: vibrant painfully honest sex offender

tcr

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Frum Site

the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

loooooool, no, just fucking no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301825)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: abusive trust fund

To the average prole, absolutely no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302657)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: concupiscible orchestra pit circlehead

to anyone, no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304390)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Plum resort jap



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Black Pungent Useless Brakes

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302960)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Odious rough-skinned trailer park travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304546)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: bateful idiot locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307554)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse station

yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life.

probably golfing 4 times a week and swimming in beverage cart girl poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301671)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: cobalt learning disabled garrison

Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301856)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: emerald seedy forum

his kyoot daughter works there too

http://edwardskirby.com/our-team/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301674)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center

that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as john edwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Diverse station

his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as JE too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301834)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: emerald seedy forum

she was hot when they married

http://womenonthefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Elizabeth-Edwards-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpgX-yqoglg/TP7qT21MkpI/AAAAAAAAErI/-wMG6Is1_3M/s1600/elizabeth+edwards.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301845)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Diverse station

jfc white women

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Big-titted Point Elastic Band

fairly liberal use of kyoot

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: disgusting church doctorate

damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301840)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Diverse station

Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assuming he was partying non stop at UNC, he must have got a pretty low LSAT

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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: vibrant painfully honest sex offender

You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law School" is an informal name.

It's the preftigous Norman Adrian Wiggins School of Law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302546)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling base therapy

Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Plum resort jap



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: self-centered stirring temple immigrant

yeah i thought this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302780)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: iridescent yarmulke

180, gonna add something similar to my profile:

"David is also one of the most respected and well-liked attorneys in North Carolina."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309362)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Scarlet unholy native

winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stands naked til they throw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301858)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury

This settlement followed a $25 million verdict for 5-year-old girl who lost most of her intestines when she was trapped on a defective pool drain at neighborhood pool.

$23.3 Million Verdict – Brain Injuries Suffered at Birth

This win for a child who suffered brain injuries at birth, including cerebral palsy and spastic quadriplegia, set a record as the largest medical malpractice verdict in North Carolina history.

$13 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Settlement during trial for infant permanently injured when EMS failed to adjust an oxygen tube that clearly dislodged, causing brain damage.

$10.75 Million Settlement – Truck Wreck

Death of two children and a brain injury to a third as a result of an accident caused by a truck.

$10 Million Settlement – Birth Injury

Child suffers birth injury after delayed C-section.

$8.3 Million Verdict – Bus Crash

Two boys killed in a bus crash.

$8.1 Million Settlement – Construction

Death of father of three in construction accident.

$8 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Child loses his legs because of malpractice.

$7.9 Million Verdict – Workplace Violence

Two people were killed when an armed, disgruntled worker returned to the jobsite. The case set a national record for a verdict in a workplace violence case.

$6.65 Million Settlement – Defective Highway

Settlement involving the deaths of three family members killed on Christmas Day following a wreck caused by a defectively built portion of the highway.

$6.5 Million Verdict – Trucking Case

A minister and his wife killed in a trucking accident.

$6 Million Settlement – Recreation Injury

Child suffers paralysis from an injury at a recreation center.

$5.35 Million Settlement – Death of Law Enforcement Officer

Law enforcement officer killed in tractor-trailer wreck.

$5 Million Verdict – Child Killed as Father Looks On

The jury awarded $3.5 million for wrongful death of a child and $1.5 million for emotional distress of his father after an 11-year-old boy was killed by an elderly driver as father looks on.

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

$4.6 Million Settlement – Child Killed

Death of 3-year-old, and injuries to mother and father, from tractor-trailer crash.

$4.6 Million Verdict – Brain Injury

A wrecker returning from a repossession strikes a woman, causing a brain injury.

$4.5 Million Settlement – Business

Unfair trade practices involving a stolen business.

$4.0 Million Settlement – Paralysis

Truck driver drops delivery load on customer, leaving him paralyzed.

$3.75 Million Settlement – Injured Driver

A man is injured when struck by a truck that ran a red light.

$3.3 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Laborer left comatose following hospital malpractice.

$2.9 Million Settlement – Construction Injury

Construction worker injured when he fell through an unguarded hole.

$2.5 Million Settlement – Group Home

A man with a brain injury dies after being allowed to wander away from group home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301828)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301872)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Smoky provocative church building

Fuck that's a depressing read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301873)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Scarlet unholy native

holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend where the drain sucked out that kids anus and he had to chew through it to escape. did that really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301894)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Diverse station

an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301902)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: emerald seedy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301910)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Cuck

that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301911)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Scarlet unholy native

oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wanted to create the most extreme story he could think of and read it live in NYC expecting a huge audience reaction and no one even blinked. sick people up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301928)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: self-centered stirring temple immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302799)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301921)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet unholy native

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

^

this is winston kirby's work. he's goes undercover all over the SEC and generates business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301942)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301955)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Smoky provocative church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302094)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: self-centered stirring temple immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302801)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Scarlet unholy native

I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys making 50 million plaintiff cases shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301841)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Diverse station

our illusions and debt are all we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301875)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

He's not a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301843)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

He is, he's just a successful one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301886)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center

we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = shitlaw by definition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301887)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring senate factory reset button

He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301915)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: self-centered stirring temple immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302821)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302833)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

King of Torts in seersucker shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303534)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: Infuriating Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307266)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: racy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307587)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Wild cyan corn cake heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308712)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: cracking coiffed sandwich

This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top PI attorney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V10 partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301949)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring senate factory reset button

There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks being a median V10 partner is a better life than being a John Edwards-level shitlaw king.

That would take jjc-level self-delusion, and he's a b-school guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301967)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center

no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year own-boss shitlaw kind over *any* sort of corporate law partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301995)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: cracking coiffed sandwich

Then it's not shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302006)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated irradiated idea he suggested center

(shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302022)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such as class counsel for Toyota litigation, which Edwards almost was, and SSI cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302037)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: cracking coiffed sandwich

Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside their bubble so they don't get this. It would make them cry to see their "shitlaw" counterparts tshopping for their first plane when they're still looking to buy their first 800 sq ft "house."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302069)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Tobacco Litigation. The one in my state has the biggest suite at every stadium, but also a giant ranch where he spends most of his time and is a good ol boy. He made a half billion for less than a decades work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302097)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: cracking coiffed sandwich

CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their communities (not to mention families) than biglaw partners, too. I'm getting a hardy LOL at the ratfaces ITT thinking they're more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302120)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302412)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302419)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: sinister galvanic bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302627)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303547)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: sepia misanthropic abode toaster

That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulled those cases were already set for life. Now they are laughably rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302375)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

cr

I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying that the "Buy-in" to fund litigation was $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302417)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

*buys in for $1 million*

*collects $450 million*

*tobacco companies eliminate liability*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302433)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303538)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard

he's a shitlaw god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302582)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse station

The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents when it described their cardinal rule for going against John Edwards: “Never let him near a jury.”

that's pretty 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301923)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301947)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: harsh whorehouse

anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301974)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: navy buck-toothed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302033)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302098)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303559)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sepia misanthropic abode toaster

He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302502)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: vibrant painfully honest sex offender

Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do should study some of the old videotapes floating around of John Edwards closing arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302562)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument*

*suddenly obtains a multi-million $$$ case*

*has the financial resources to work up the case towards trial*

???

*PROFFITS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302580)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

Link? I would like to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302731)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: vibrant painfully honest sex offender

I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy CLE people have them and use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303583)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting dilemma prole

John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the NC countryside outside of a pretty decent city (Raleigh), running his own successful plaintiffs' firm: https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10266001/flyboynccom-0967*1024xx2800-1575-0-262.jpg

You: sending "thank" email and renting 900 square foot third floor walkup apartment used as an immigrant tenement in 1915.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302577)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: sinister galvanic bbw

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302650)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302700)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Smoky provocative church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302715)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: navy buck-toothed chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302723)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Supple Slap-happy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302765)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone startling scourge upon the earth

900 is huge for NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303406)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

Last half of last sentence was murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303568)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Odious rough-skinned trailer park travel guidebook

bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food within a 0.5 mile radius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304560)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Exciting dilemma prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304595)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Red marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34306811)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: vigorous lemon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307851)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: histrionic stubborn indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310095)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: stimulating indecent corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34516933)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling box office hairy legs

Not a fan of that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304899)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sticky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Gold insecure property

is that a STABLE on the right? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305250)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Exciting dilemma prole

It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flame.

https://herosports.com/news/john-edwards-mansion-north-carolina-tar-heels-basketball-cout



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307284)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Abnormal Nursing Home Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307263)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic principal's office

Ulgy house but he wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308750)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Exciting dilemma prole

I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to build anything he wanted. I would have done it differently, but it's still impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309728)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: anal state

he hasn't been disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302721)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: medicated lake degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302773)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: effete magical library

Same for cocaine use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307593)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: cowardly selfie

There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he hasn't. How fucking stupid are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307531)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Blathering titillating fortuitous meteor national

2 Americas (in the legal profession)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302713)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: maniacal crawly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304485)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: gay field

ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure net worth. what a fuckin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302844)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303596)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: duck-like flickering mad-dog skullcap reading party

Brother he is a shitlaw KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304397)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: racy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307577)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: house-broken range pozpig

One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I was about to walk into a bar, and as I opened the door, John Edwards walked out with a hot chick who looked like she was about 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307515)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: charismatic elite business firm halford

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office hairy legs

Is he a shortmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth digit ratio

5'11"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307573)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office hairy legs

A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307549)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: effete magical library

What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but getting these cases is like winning the lottery. I have no fucking idea how to get a brain damaged baby case but I would trade a kidney for one. These guys spend 7 figures a year on marketing. They have full time marketing staff. A solo with a shingle will never get a single consult worth anything like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307571)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Heady Private Investor

I think that's pretty well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307665)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: charismatic elite business firm halford

When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's taken him decades to figure out things that are immediately obvious to people with three digit IQs. Let him have his fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307674)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: racy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307713)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: vigorous lemon office

"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he settles for $100K because he's afraid of taking a deposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Diverse station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308754)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant painfully honest sex offender

TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308752)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Water Buffalo

lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro area in terms of level of educational attainment, "podunk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Water Buffalo

house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Old-Greensboro-Rd-Chapel-Hill-NC-27516/67912773_zpid/

that's a $40 million house in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307942)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: carmine slimy crotch

whoa he has his own indoor squash court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308832)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Bronze zombie-like casino

Contact us for a free consultation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: http://www.czrlaw.com/attorneys/nicholas-rowley/

He settled a case for $45 million last week (he is a member of my attorney group so the story including e-mails and letters have been on my listserve). Here are the circumstances. Plaintiff's attorney sends policy limits demand of $250K for a child with brain injury. State Farm rejects the demand. Nick Rowley takes over and says policy is open (meaning insurance is exposed for not protecting their insured).

Carrier immediately offers $250K. He says fuck off and says case is worth 75 million. They offer to mediate and he says they need to come in with a starting offer of $15 million and accept liability. They say no, and he says he is going to trial then. They come back begging him to mediate and they accept $15 million as a floor and liability. They do a mediation in the middle of the night to squeeze it in right away. Nick did his FULL closing argument for the adjuster, the bad faith lawyer, and the reinsurer adjuster (insurance companies have reinsurers when there is bad faith exposure).

Nick then demanded 50 million. They offered 30. He said we are walking. They said bracket of 40-50million. He said 47.5. Case settled at 45 million. From what I heard the shitlawyer who brought the case to Nick got a 6 million dollar referral fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308722)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Diverse station

What traits does he possess that make this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308746)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he is super charismatic and extremely good at articulating non-economic damages. Juries LOVE him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Shrine

it's certainly not his haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308863)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: vigorous lemon office

That is an awesome story.

also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne college of law -> multimillion verdicts. xo: T14 -> three year burnout at $180K

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/220036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308792)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Diverse station

Yea but he's SHITLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308797)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: vigorous lemon office

This guy gets better & better - read para. 27

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/08-O-12104-2.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308816)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Bronze zombie-like casino

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was reported to the state bar and this was in his reply brief:

""There are facts that I have leamed within the purview of the attorney client

privilege that lead me to believe that Plaintiff Thomas’s case is frivolous. I do not

believe Plaintiff Thomas is a likeable or credible witness and therefore I seriously

doubt that a jury would end up giving her any compensation after a trial.

Furthermore, at this point, I despise the woman based on her misrepresentations

and I hereby represent to her and to this court that if I am FORCED to represent

her that I will not be able to put my heart into it. I believe I have done the diligent

thing by informing Plaintiff four months ago that I would not be able to represent

her any further. NOW, she expects me to continue to work and to do it for free

(because that is what it will be if she loses this case which I anticipate being the

case.) ..."

"[P]laintiff’s opposition is absolutely untrue except that I am prejudiced against

her. I despise her and would rather shovel manure than represent her at trial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309326)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Metal Bearded Weed Whacker Headpube

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309689)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: lime locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: navy buck-toothed chad

Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308846)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal services to numerous clients. Finally, Respondent served honorably in the United States Armed Forces for three years (with three additional years in the reserves) and is a decorated combat med"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: iridescent yarmulke

"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomplished trial lawyer of his generation."

Lol, actually no one has ever heard of him tbch

Edit: Watched some xoNick Rowley videos on Youtube. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309409)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he couldn't do last minute because something came up. Nick Rowley took the case. Nick was staying in Oxnard at some resort. He got the case the day before trial. He drove to LA early that morning and did Yoga on the way at 4am (he is a super hippy). He tried the case over 3 days and then hit 1.5 million with NO medical experts. Just an engineer for the premises liability. It was against Costco. He waived all past and future meds and the verdict was 100% pain and suffering. He is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a trial. After closing they settled for $10.5 million. He is alpha.

http://blog.cvn.com/plaintiffs-attorney-dons-chicken-costume-during-closing-argument-in-brain-injury-trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falr9V1ujGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309578)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: vigorous lemon office

jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. He's in college though." jury: *awards $40 million*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309820)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: garnet godawful karate

thank you for these incredible posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boltzmann

lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tremendous stupidity and ignorance of the average juror

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: stimulating indecent corner nowag

(opposing counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517426)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: racy school

So break this down for me...how much time passed from when he took over the case to when they settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309800)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Boyish Liquid Oxygen Stead

From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fees were approximately $18 million. They also had a shitload of experts, they spent a few hundred grand in costs from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx parlour

rofl at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309762)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: alcoholic twinkling dragon ratface

"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees for heating since they can't pay the bills while SHITLAW kings ball out with yachts and private jets. "but but I went to a higher ranked law school!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309837)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: harsh whorehouse

"but I prestige from there..."

"roll over, twinkslut"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310000)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: alcoholic twinkling dragon ratface

*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing BIGLAW partners meager houses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310114)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: stimulating indecent corner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517436)