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John Edwards is literally a shitlawyer in podunk NC

http://edwardskirby.com/
slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol
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ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended always. a. ...
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charismatic rigpig filthpig
  09/27/17
First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk&...
Bronze Electric Mexican
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sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!
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lol'd
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lol'd
Sinister spectacular community account feces
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(john edwards)
drab idiotic shrine
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CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single ca...
French whorehouse
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tcr
Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena
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the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious
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loooooool, no, just fucking no.
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
  09/26/17
To the average prole, absolutely no way.
multi-colored senate cumskin
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to anyone, no way
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criminally underrated
ultramarine kitty cat
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180
Excitant really tough guy
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180
Swashbuckling selfie twinkling uncleanness
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yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life. probably g...
big harsh box office main people
  09/26/17
Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls. ...
Orange Personal Credit Line Church Building
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his kyoot daughter works there too http://edwardskirby.co...
Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king
  09/26/17
that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as g...
slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol
  09/26/17
his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dud...
big harsh box office main people
  09/26/17
she was hot when they married http://womenonthefence.com/...
Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king
  09/26/17
jfc white women
big harsh box office main people
  09/26/17
fairly liberal use of kyoot
ruddy balding range
  09/26/17
damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY
Submissive National
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Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assumin...
big harsh box office main people
  09/26/17
You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law Sch...
Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena
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Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF
Thriller Mildly Autistic Genital Piercing Bawdyhouse
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Sable international law enforcement agency
  09/27/17
yeah i thought this too
racy maroon athletic conference location
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180, gonna add something similar to my profile: "Da...
Free-loading Parlour
  09/27/17
She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure
Dark cruise ship
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winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stan...
Mewling seedy incel love of her life
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$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury This settlement foll...
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
  09/26/17
That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer d...
Dark cruise ship
  09/26/17
Fuck that's a depressing read
Kink-friendly messiness double fault
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holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend...
Mewling seedy incel love of her life
  09/26/17
an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw
big harsh box office main people
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Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king
  09/26/17
that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story
charismatic rigpig filthpig
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oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wa...
Mewling seedy incel love of her life
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...
racy maroon athletic conference location
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Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accide...
Dark cruise ship
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$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death Death o...
Mewling seedy incel love of her life
  09/26/17
*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
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Kink-friendly messiness double fault
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racy maroon athletic conference location
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I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys ma...
Mewling seedy incel love of her life
  09/26/17
our illusions and debt are all we have
big harsh box office main people
  09/26/17
He's not a shitlawyer.
Dark cruise ship
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He is, he's just a successful one.
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
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we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = sh...
slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol
  09/26/17
He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.
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unhinged ratface
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King of Torts in seersucker shorts.
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This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top P...
French whorehouse
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There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks bein...
contagious judgmental property doctorate
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no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year...
slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol
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Then it's not shitlaw.
French whorehouse
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(shitlawyer)
slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol
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There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such ...
Dark cruise ship
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Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside t...
French whorehouse
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Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Toba...
Dark cruise ship
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CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their co...
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Lmaoooo
bull headed pit new version
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That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulle...
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cr I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying th...
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*buys in for $1 million* *collects $450 million* *tobacco ...
Dark cruise ship
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Cr.
bull headed pit new version
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he's a shitlaw god
unhinged ratface
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The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents...
big harsh box office main people
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Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
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anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.
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Dark cruise ship
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Lol
bull headed pit new version
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He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH
Odious Abode Volcanic Crater
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Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do s...
Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena
  09/26/17
*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument* *suddenl...
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
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Link? I would like to see this.
Dark cruise ship
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I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy C...
Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena
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John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the...
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900 is huge for NYC
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Last half of last sentence was murder.
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bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food...
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Not a fan of that house.
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is that a STABLE on the right? lol.
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It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flam...
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unhinged ratface
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Ulgy house but he wins
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I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to ...
pea-brained sanctuary
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he hasn't been disbarred?
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For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no ...
Dark cruise ship
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180
Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit
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Same for cocaine use.
Peach Nubile Toilet Seat
  09/27/17
There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he ...
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2 Americas (in the legal profession)
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ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure ...
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Dark cruise ship
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Brother he is a shitlaw KING
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One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I w...
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Ungh
Sadistic mood menage
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Is he a shortmo?
chest-beating fishy area
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5'11"
Dark cruise ship
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A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.
chest-beating fishy area
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What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but g...
Peach Nubile Toilet Seat
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I think that's pretty well understood.
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When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's ta...
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wine public bath turdskin
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"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he...
Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen
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Lol
big harsh box office main people
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TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.
Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena
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lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro are...
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house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homede...
cracking dragon church
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whoa he has his own indoor squash court
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Contact us for a free consultation!
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This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: h...
passionate dog poop
  09/27/17
What traits does he possess that make this possible
big harsh box office main people
  09/27/17
He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he...
passionate dog poop
  09/27/17
it's certainly not his haircut
black den
  09/27/17
That is an awesome story. also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne co...
Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen
  09/27/17
Yea but he's SHITLAW
big harsh box office main people
  09/27/17
This guy gets better & better - read para. 27 http://...
Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen
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Ljl
Chrome stain
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In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was report...
passionate dog poop
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180!
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embarrassed to the bone space faggot firefighter
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Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc
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"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal se...
passionate dog poop
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"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomp...
Free-loading Parlour
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My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he c...
passionate dog poop
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Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a t...
passionate dog poop
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180
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jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. ...
Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen
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thank you for these incredible posts
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lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tr...
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(opposing counsel)
saffron nursing home
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So break this down for me...how much time passed from when h...
wine public bath turdskin
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From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fe...
passionate dog poop
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rofl at op
Geriatric Aromatic Crackhouse
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"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees...
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"but I prestige from there..." "roll over,...
slippery bateful university becky
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*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing...
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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol

http://edwardskirby.com/



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Geriatric Aromatic Crackhouse

ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended

always. a. gook. pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309764)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: charismatic rigpig filthpig



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Bronze Electric Mexican

First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk" a little bit. Second, John Edwards has been a "shitlawyer" basically his entire career. But when you have a track record of winning multi-million dollar verdicts as a small plaintiff-side attorney, I think you're also stretching the definition of "shitlaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301659)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: lavender insane spot

sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated nofapping point chad



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: racy maroon athletic conference location



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: red piazza deer antler



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: stimulating chapel

lol'd

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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: hot rehab



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Sinister spectacular community account feces

lol'd

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: drab idiotic shrine

(john edwards)

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: French whorehouse

CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single cases we could retire on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301891)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena

tcr

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: rambunctious gay clown trailer park

the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

loooooool, no, just fucking no.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: multi-colored senate cumskin

To the average prole, absolutely no way.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Glittery Tanning Salon Cuckold

to anyone, no way

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Sable international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: ultramarine kitty cat

criminally underrated

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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Excitant really tough guy

180

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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life.

probably golfing 4 times a week and swimming in beverage cart girl poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301671)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Orange Personal Credit Line Church Building

Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king

his kyoot daughter works there too

http://edwardskirby.com/our-team/

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol

that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as john edwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as JE too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301834)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king

she was hot when they married

http://womenonthefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Elizabeth-Edwards-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpgX-yqoglg/TP7qT21MkpI/AAAAAAAAErI/-wMG6Is1_3M/s1600/elizabeth+edwards.jpg

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

jfc white women

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: ruddy balding range

fairly liberal use of kyoot

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Submissive National

damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assuming he was partying non stop at UNC, he must have got a pretty low LSAT

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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena

You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law School" is an informal name.

It's the preftigous Norman Adrian Wiggins School of Law.

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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller Mildly Autistic Genital Piercing Bawdyhouse

Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Sable international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: racy maroon athletic conference location

yeah i thought this too

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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Free-loading Parlour

180, gonna add something similar to my profile:

"David is also one of the most respected and well-liked attorneys in North Carolina."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309362)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Mewling seedy incel love of her life

winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stands naked til they throw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301858)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury

This settlement followed a $25 million verdict for 5-year-old girl who lost most of her intestines when she was trapped on a defective pool drain at neighborhood pool.

$23.3 Million Verdict – Brain Injuries Suffered at Birth

This win for a child who suffered brain injuries at birth, including cerebral palsy and spastic quadriplegia, set a record as the largest medical malpractice verdict in North Carolina history.

$13 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Settlement during trial for infant permanently injured when EMS failed to adjust an oxygen tube that clearly dislodged, causing brain damage.

$10.75 Million Settlement – Truck Wreck

Death of two children and a brain injury to a third as a result of an accident caused by a truck.

$10 Million Settlement – Birth Injury

Child suffers birth injury after delayed C-section.

$8.3 Million Verdict – Bus Crash

Two boys killed in a bus crash.

$8.1 Million Settlement – Construction

Death of father of three in construction accident.

$8 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Child loses his legs because of malpractice.

$7.9 Million Verdict – Workplace Violence

Two people were killed when an armed, disgruntled worker returned to the jobsite. The case set a national record for a verdict in a workplace violence case.

$6.65 Million Settlement – Defective Highway

Settlement involving the deaths of three family members killed on Christmas Day following a wreck caused by a defectively built portion of the highway.

$6.5 Million Verdict – Trucking Case

A minister and his wife killed in a trucking accident.

$6 Million Settlement – Recreation Injury

Child suffers paralysis from an injury at a recreation center.

$5.35 Million Settlement – Death of Law Enforcement Officer

Law enforcement officer killed in tractor-trailer wreck.

$5 Million Verdict – Child Killed as Father Looks On

The jury awarded $3.5 million for wrongful death of a child and $1.5 million for emotional distress of his father after an 11-year-old boy was killed by an elderly driver as father looks on.

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

$4.6 Million Settlement – Child Killed

Death of 3-year-old, and injuries to mother and father, from tractor-trailer crash.

$4.6 Million Verdict – Brain Injury

A wrecker returning from a repossession strikes a woman, causing a brain injury.

$4.5 Million Settlement – Business

Unfair trade practices involving a stolen business.

$4.0 Million Settlement – Paralysis

Truck driver drops delivery load on customer, leaving him paralyzed.

$3.75 Million Settlement – Injured Driver

A man is injured when struck by a truck that ran a red light.

$3.3 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Laborer left comatose following hospital malpractice.

$2.9 Million Settlement – Construction Injury

Construction worker injured when he fell through an unguarded hole.

$2.5 Million Settlement – Group Home

A man with a brain injury dies after being allowed to wander away from group home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301828)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301872)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Kink-friendly messiness double fault

Fuck that's a depressing read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301873)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Mewling seedy incel love of her life

holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend where the drain sucked out that kids anus and he had to chew through it to escape. did that really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301894)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301902)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Violent Razzmatazz Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301910)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: charismatic rigpig filthpig

that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301911)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Mewling seedy incel love of her life

oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wanted to create the most extreme story he could think of and read it live in NYC expecting a huge audience reaction and no one even blinked. sick people up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301928)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: racy maroon athletic conference location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302799)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301921)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling seedy incel love of her life

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

^

this is winston kirby's work. he's goes undercover all over the SEC and generates business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301942)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301955)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly messiness double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302094)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: racy maroon athletic conference location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302801)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Mewling seedy incel love of her life

I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys making 50 million plaintiff cases shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301841)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

our illusions and debt are all we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301875)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

He's not a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301843)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

He is, he's just a successful one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301886)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol

we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = shitlaw by definition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301887)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: contagious judgmental property doctorate

He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301915)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: racy maroon athletic conference location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302821)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: unhinged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302833)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

King of Torts in seersucker shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303534)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: black den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307266)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: wine public bath turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307587)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: cyan headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308712)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: French whorehouse

This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top PI attorney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V10 partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301949)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: contagious judgmental property doctorate

There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks being a median V10 partner is a better life than being a John Edwards-level shitlaw king.

That would take jjc-level self-delusion, and he's a b-school guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301967)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol

no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year own-boss shitlaw kind over *any* sort of corporate law partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301995)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: French whorehouse

Then it's not shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302006)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: slap-happy mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap pistol

(shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302022)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such as class counsel for Toyota litigation, which Edwards almost was, and SSI cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302037)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: French whorehouse

Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside their bubble so they don't get this. It would make them cry to see their "shitlaw" counterparts tshopping for their first plane when they're still looking to buy their first 800 sq ft "house."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302069)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Tobacco Litigation. The one in my state has the biggest suite at every stadium, but also a giant ranch where he spends most of his time and is a good ol boy. He made a half billion for less than a decades work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302097)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: French whorehouse

CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their communities (not to mention families) than biglaw partners, too. I'm getting a hardy LOL at the ratfaces ITT thinking they're more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302120)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302412)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302419)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: curious weed whacker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302627)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303547)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Odious Abode Volcanic Crater

That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulled those cases were already set for life. Now they are laughably rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302375)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

cr

I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying that the "Buy-in" to fund litigation was $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302417)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

*buys in for $1 million*

*collects $450 million*

*tobacco companies eliminate liability*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302433)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303538)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: unhinged ratface

he's a shitlaw god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302582)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents when it described their cardinal rule for going against John Edwards: “Never let him near a jury.”

that's pretty 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301923)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301947)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: slippery bateful university becky

anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301974)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302033)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302098)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303559)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Odious Abode Volcanic Crater

He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302502)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena

Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do should study some of the old videotapes floating around of John Edwards closing arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302562)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument*

*suddenly obtains a multi-million $$$ case*

*has the financial resources to work up the case towards trial*

???

*PROFFITS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302580)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

Link? I would like to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302731)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena

I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy CLE people have them and use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303583)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary

John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the NC countryside outside of a pretty decent city (Raleigh), running his own successful plaintiffs' firm: https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10266001/flyboynccom-0967*1024xx2800-1575-0-262.jpg

You: sending "thank" email and renting 900 square foot third floor walkup apartment used as an immigrant tenement in 1915.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302577)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: curious weed whacker jap

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302650)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302700)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly messiness double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302715)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302723)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: hairraiser resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302765)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Talented old irish cottage

900 is huge for NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303406)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

Last half of last sentence was murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303568)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Excitant really tough guy

bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food within a 0.5 mile radius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304560)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304595)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Gaped lilac pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34306811)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: unhinged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307851)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310095)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: saffron nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34516933)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: chest-beating fishy area

Not a fan of that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304899)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Institution Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: bull headed pit new version

is that a STABLE on the right? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305250)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary

It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flame.

https://herosports.com/news/john-edwards-mansion-north-carolina-tar-heels-basketball-cout



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307284)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: unhinged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307263)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Flesh 180 house mad cow disease

Ulgy house but he wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308750)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary

I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to build anything he wanted. I would have done it differently, but it's still impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309728)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: cordovan cruel-hearted stag film organic girlfriend

he hasn't been disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship

For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302721)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible slimy ape orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302773)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Peach Nubile Toilet Seat

Same for cocaine use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307593)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Citrine stage travel guidebook

There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he hasn't. How fucking stupid are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307531)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: cream bbw halford

2 Americas (in the legal profession)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302713)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Pale Insanely Creepy Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304485)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: impertinent persian

ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure net worth. what a fuckin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302844)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303596)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: unholy marketing idea theatre

Brother he is a shitlaw KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304397)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: wine public bath turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307577)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Onyx boyish karate

One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I was about to walk into a bar, and as I opened the door, John Edwards walked out with a hot chick who looked like she was about 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307515)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Sadistic mood menage

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: chest-beating fishy area

Is he a shortmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Dark cruise ship

5'11"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307573)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: chest-beating fishy area

A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307549)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Peach Nubile Toilet Seat

What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but getting these cases is like winning the lottery. I have no fucking idea how to get a brain damaged baby case but I would trade a kidney for one. These guys spend 7 figures a year on marketing. They have full time marketing staff. A solo with a shingle will never get a single consult worth anything like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307571)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: aqua boistinker brunch

I think that's pretty well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307665)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Sadistic mood menage

When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's taken him decades to figure out things that are immediately obvious to people with three digit IQs. Let him have his fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307674)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: wine public bath turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307713)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen

"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he settles for $100K because he's afraid of taking a deposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308754)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal center striped hyena

TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308752)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: cracking dragon church

lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro area in terms of level of educational attainment, "podunk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: cracking dragon church

house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Old-Greensboro-Rd-Chapel-Hill-NC-27516/67912773_zpid/

that's a $40 million house in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307942)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: sickened market

whoa he has his own indoor squash court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308832)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Chrome stain

Contact us for a free consultation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: http://www.czrlaw.com/attorneys/nicholas-rowley/

He settled a case for $45 million last week (he is a member of my attorney group so the story including e-mails and letters have been on my listserve). Here are the circumstances. Plaintiff's attorney sends policy limits demand of $250K for a child with brain injury. State Farm rejects the demand. Nick Rowley takes over and says policy is open (meaning insurance is exposed for not protecting their insured).

Carrier immediately offers $250K. He says fuck off and says case is worth 75 million. They offer to mediate and he says they need to come in with a starting offer of $15 million and accept liability. They say no, and he says he is going to trial then. They come back begging him to mediate and they accept $15 million as a floor and liability. They do a mediation in the middle of the night to squeeze it in right away. Nick did his FULL closing argument for the adjuster, the bad faith lawyer, and the reinsurer adjuster (insurance companies have reinsurers when there is bad faith exposure).

Nick then demanded 50 million. They offered 30. He said we are walking. They said bracket of 40-50million. He said 47.5. Case settled at 45 million. From what I heard the shitlawyer who brought the case to Nick got a 6 million dollar referral fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308722)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

What traits does he possess that make this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308746)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he is super charismatic and extremely good at articulating non-economic damages. Juries LOVE him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: black den

it's certainly not his haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308863)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen

That is an awesome story.

also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne college of law -> multimillion verdicts. xo: T14 -> three year burnout at $180K

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/220036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308792)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: big harsh box office main people

Yea but he's SHITLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308797)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen

This guy gets better & better - read para. 27

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/08-O-12104-2.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308816)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Chrome stain

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was reported to the state bar and this was in his reply brief:

""There are facts that I have leamed within the purview of the attorney client

privilege that lead me to believe that Plaintiff Thomas’s case is frivolous. I do not

believe Plaintiff Thomas is a likeable or credible witness and therefore I seriously

doubt that a jury would end up giving her any compensation after a trial.

Furthermore, at this point, I despise the woman based on her misrepresentations

and I hereby represent to her and to this court that if I am FORCED to represent

her that I will not be able to put my heart into it. I believe I have done the diligent

thing by informing Plaintiff four months ago that I would not be able to represent

her any further. NOW, she expects me to continue to work and to do it for free

(because that is what it will be if she loses this case which I anticipate being the

case.) ..."

"[P]laintiff’s opposition is absolutely untrue except that I am prejudiced against

her. I despise her and would rather shovel manure than represent her at trial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309326)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed white indian lodge

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309689)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone space faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise fortuitous meteor

Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308846)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal services to numerous clients. Finally, Respondent served honorably in the United States Armed Forces for three years (with three additional years in the reserves) and is a decorated combat med"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Free-loading Parlour

"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomplished trial lawyer of his generation."

Lol, actually no one has ever heard of him tbch

Edit: Watched some xoNick Rowley videos on Youtube. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309409)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he couldn't do last minute because something came up. Nick Rowley took the case. Nick was staying in Oxnard at some resort. He got the case the day before trial. He drove to LA early that morning and did Yoga on the way at 4am (he is a super hippy). He tried the case over 3 days and then hit 1.5 million with NO medical experts. Just an engineer for the premises liability. It was against Costco. He waived all past and future meds and the verdict was 100% pain and suffering. He is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a trial. After closing they settled for $10.5 million. He is alpha.

http://blog.cvn.com/plaintiffs-attorney-dons-chicken-costume-during-closing-argument-in-brain-injury-trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falr9V1ujGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309578)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Geriatric Aromatic Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned fluffy liquid oxygen

jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. He's in college though." jury: *awards $40 million*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309820)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Henna maniacal parlor

thank you for these incredible posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Pink naked locus laser beams

lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tremendous stupidity and ignorance of the average juror

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: saffron nursing home

(opposing counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517426)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: wine public bath turdskin

So break this down for me...how much time passed from when he took over the case to when they settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309800)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: passionate dog poop

From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fees were approximately $18 million. They also had a shitload of experts, they spent a few hundred grand in costs from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Geriatric Aromatic Crackhouse

rofl at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309762)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: provocative hell

"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees for heating since they can't pay the bills while SHITLAW kings ball out with yachts and private jets. "but but I went to a higher ranked law school!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309837)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: slippery bateful university becky

"but I prestige from there..."

"roll over, twinkslut"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310000)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: provocative hell

*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing BIGLAW partners meager houses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310114)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: saffron nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517436)