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John Edwards is literally a shitlawyer in podunk NC

http://edwardskirby.com/
irradiated roommate
  09/26/17
ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended always. a. ...
Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe
  09/27/17
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Bistre half-breed
  09/27/17
First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk&...
talented pozpig
  09/26/17
sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!
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Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo
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Arousing mental disorder gaping
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lol'd
sooty puppy dragon
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crawly free-loading love of her life party of the first part
  09/27/17
lol'd
Supple hot tattoo stage
  09/27/17
(john edwards)
Provocative house mexican
  09/26/17
CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single ca...
effete maroon hospital
  09/26/17
tcr
thirsty histrionic kitchen
  09/26/17
the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious
narrow-minded 180 background story
  09/26/17
loooooool, no, just fucking no.
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
To the average prole, absolutely no way.
jet zombie-like skinny woman school
  09/26/17
to anyone, no way
galvanic godawful patrolman
  09/26/17
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Hyperventilating charismatic queen of the night elastic band
  09/27/17
criminally underrated
Aromatic Pistol
  09/26/17
180
Haunting Lime National Security Agency Box Office
  09/26/17
180
Titillating crackhouse volcanic crater
  09/27/17
yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life. probably g...
cream incel
  09/26/17
Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls. ...
Primrose private investor
  09/26/17
his kyoot daughter works there too http://edwardskirby.co...
Beady-eyed senate
  09/26/17
that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as g...
irradiated roommate
  09/26/17
his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dud...
cream incel
  09/26/17
she was hot when they married http://womenonthefence.com/...
Beady-eyed senate
  09/26/17
jfc white women
cream incel
  09/26/17
fairly liberal use of kyoot
nighttime really tough guy
  09/26/17
damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY
Blue curious den
  09/26/17
Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assumin...
cream incel
  09/26/17
You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law Sch...
thirsty histrionic kitchen
  09/26/17
Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF
Brass cerebral crotch temple
  09/26/17
...
Hyperventilating charismatic queen of the night elastic band
  09/27/17
yeah i thought this too
Deranged avocado spot laser beams
  09/26/17
180, gonna add something similar to my profile: "Da...
laughsome ocher state
  09/27/17
She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stan...
Multi-colored Site
  09/26/17
$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury This settlement foll...
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer d...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
Fuck that's a depressing read
chestnut step-uncle's house dopamine
  09/26/17
holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend...
Multi-colored Site
  09/26/17
an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw
cream incel
  09/26/17
...
Beady-eyed senate
  09/26/17
that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story
Bistre half-breed
  09/26/17
oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wa...
Multi-colored Site
  09/26/17
...
Deranged avocado spot laser beams
  09/26/17
Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accide...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death Death o...
Multi-colored Site
  09/26/17
*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*
ebony trailer park
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chestnut step-uncle's house dopamine
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Deranged avocado spot laser beams
  09/26/17
I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys ma...
Multi-colored Site
  09/26/17
our illusions and debt are all we have
cream incel
  09/26/17
He's not a shitlawyer.
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
He is, he's just a successful one.
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = sh...
irradiated roommate
  09/26/17
He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.
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Deranged avocado spot laser beams
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Bossy outnumbered heaven
  09/26/17
King of Torts in seersucker shorts.
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soggy hairraiser locale
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Emerald Dashing Address
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  09/27/17
This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top P...
effete maroon hospital
  09/26/17
There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks bein...
Spectacular charcoal institution hissy fit
  09/26/17
no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year...
irradiated roommate
  09/26/17
Then it's not shitlaw.
effete maroon hospital
  09/26/17
(shitlawyer)
irradiated roommate
  09/26/17
There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such ...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside t...
effete maroon hospital
  09/26/17
Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Toba...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their co...
effete maroon hospital
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ebony trailer park
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concupiscible piazza main people
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Bright university
  09/26/17
Lmaoooo
vivacious point candlestick maker
  09/26/17
That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulle...
Trip orange hunting ground
  09/26/17
cr I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying th...
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
*buys in for $1 million* *collects $450 million* *tobacco ...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
Cr.
vivacious point candlestick maker
  09/26/17
he's a shitlaw god
Bossy outnumbered heaven
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The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents...
cream incel
  09/26/17
...
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.
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Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo
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concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
Lol
vivacious point candlestick maker
  09/26/17
He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH
Trip orange hunting ground
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Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do s...
thirsty histrionic kitchen
  09/26/17
*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument* *suddenl...
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
Link? I would like to see this.
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy C...
thirsty histrionic kitchen
  09/26/17
John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the...
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Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo
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Stirring degenerate idiot
  09/26/17
900 is huge for NYC
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Last half of last sentence was murder.
vivacious point candlestick maker
  09/26/17
bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food...
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cracking area twinkling uncleanness
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floppy plaza
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exciting jewess hall
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wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage
  10/24/17
Not a fan of that house.
contagious stubborn therapy
  09/26/17
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light razzle range
  09/26/17
is that a STABLE on the right? lol.
vivacious point candlestick maker
  09/26/17
It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flam...
cracking area twinkling uncleanness
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...
Bossy outnumbered heaven
  09/27/17
Ulgy house but he wins
Gold theater roast beef
  09/27/17
I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to ...
cracking area twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/17
he hasn't been disbarred?
Mind-boggling gaming laptop
  09/26/17
For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no ...
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
180
ebony trailer park
  09/26/17
Same for cocaine use.
Snowy marvelous stead
  09/27/17
There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he ...
burgundy bearded school cafeteria striped hyena
  09/27/17
2 Americas (in the legal profession)
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ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure ...
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concupiscible piazza main people
  09/26/17
Brother he is a shitlaw KING
abnormal aphrodisiac space clown
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Emerald Dashing Address
  09/27/17
One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I w...
onyx boyish windowlicker
  09/27/17
Ungh
saffron appetizing associate center
  09/27/17
Is he a shortmo?
contagious stubborn therapy
  09/27/17
5'11"
concupiscible piazza main people
  09/27/17
A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.
contagious stubborn therapy
  09/27/17
What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but g...
Snowy marvelous stead
  09/27/17
I think that's pretty well understood.
naked mood
  09/27/17
When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's ta...
saffron appetizing associate center
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Emerald Dashing Address
  09/27/17
"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he...
exciting jewess hall
  09/27/17
Lol
cream incel
  09/27/17
TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.
thirsty histrionic kitchen
  09/27/17
lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro are...
Judgmental razzmatazz regret alpha
  09/27/17
house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homede...
Judgmental razzmatazz regret alpha
  09/27/17
whoa he has his own indoor squash court
Passionate Turquoise National Doctorate
  09/27/17
Contact us for a free consultation!
adventurous black woman
  09/27/17
This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: h...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
What traits does he possess that make this possible
cream incel
  09/27/17
He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
it's certainly not his haircut
soggy hairraiser locale
  09/27/17
That is an awesome story. also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne co...
exciting jewess hall
  09/27/17
Yea but he's SHITLAW
cream incel
  09/27/17
This guy gets better & better - read para. 27 http://...
exciting jewess hall
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Ljl
adventurous black woman
  09/27/17
In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was report...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
180!
Violent Orchestra Pit
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Electric yellow indian lodge death wish
  10/24/17
Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc
Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo
  09/27/17
"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal se...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomp...
laughsome ocher state
  09/27/17
My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he c...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a t...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
180
Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe
  09/27/17
jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. ...
exciting jewess hall
  09/27/17
thank you for these incredible posts
bateful cobalt quadroon
  09/27/17
lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tr...
heady tanning salon
  09/27/17
(opposing counsel)
wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage
  10/24/17
So break this down for me...how much time passed from when h...
Emerald Dashing Address
  09/27/17
From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fe...
walnut voyeur
  09/27/17
rofl at op
Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe
  09/27/17
"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees...
Sapphire marketing idea
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"but I prestige from there..." "roll over,...
Sable Principal's Office Giraffe
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*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing...
Sapphire marketing idea
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wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage
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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

http://edwardskirby.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301533)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe

ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended

always. a. gook. pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309764)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309822)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: talented pozpig

First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk" a little bit. Second, John Edwards has been a "shitlawyer" basically his entire career. But when you have a track record of winning multi-million dollar verdicts as a small plaintiff-side attorney, I think you're also stretching the definition of "shitlaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301659)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: nubile karate haunted graveyard

sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301672)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: ruby bipolar useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301716)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301975)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Deranged avocado spot laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302751)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Arousing mental disorder gaping



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: sooty puppy dragon

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307647)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: crawly free-loading love of her life party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308714)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: Supple hot tattoo stage

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309960)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Provocative house mexican

(john edwards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301820)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: effete maroon hospital

CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single cases we could retire on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301891)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic kitchen

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302521)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded 180 background story

the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301668)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

loooooool, no, just fucking no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301825)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: jet zombie-like skinny woman school

To the average prole, absolutely no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302657)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: galvanic godawful patrolman

to anyone, no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304390)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic queen of the night elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311116)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Pistol

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302960)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Haunting Lime National Security Agency Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304546)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Titillating crackhouse volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307554)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: cream incel

yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life.

probably golfing 4 times a week and swimming in beverage cart girl poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301671)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Primrose private investor

Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301856)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed senate

his kyoot daughter works there too

http://edwardskirby.com/our-team/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301674)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as john edwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cream incel

his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as JE too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301834)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed senate

she was hot when they married

http://womenonthefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Elizabeth-Edwards-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpgX-yqoglg/TP7qT21MkpI/AAAAAAAAErI/-wMG6Is1_3M/s1600/elizabeth+edwards.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301845)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: cream incel

jfc white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301846)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: nighttime really tough guy

fairly liberal use of kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301824)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Blue curious den

damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301840)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: cream incel

Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assuming he was partying non stop at UNC, he must have got a pretty low LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301849)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic kitchen

You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law School" is an informal name.

It's the preftigous Norman Adrian Wiggins School of Law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302546)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Brass cerebral crotch temple

Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302736)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic queen of the night elastic band



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Deranged avocado spot laser beams

yeah i thought this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302780)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: laughsome ocher state

180, gonna add something similar to my profile:

"David is also one of the most respected and well-liked attorneys in North Carolina."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309362)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301857)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site

winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stands naked til they throw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301858)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury

This settlement followed a $25 million verdict for 5-year-old girl who lost most of her intestines when she was trapped on a defective pool drain at neighborhood pool.

$23.3 Million Verdict – Brain Injuries Suffered at Birth

This win for a child who suffered brain injuries at birth, including cerebral palsy and spastic quadriplegia, set a record as the largest medical malpractice verdict in North Carolina history.

$13 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Settlement during trial for infant permanently injured when EMS failed to adjust an oxygen tube that clearly dislodged, causing brain damage.

$10.75 Million Settlement – Truck Wreck

Death of two children and a brain injury to a third as a result of an accident caused by a truck.

$10 Million Settlement – Birth Injury

Child suffers birth injury after delayed C-section.

$8.3 Million Verdict – Bus Crash

Two boys killed in a bus crash.

$8.1 Million Settlement – Construction

Death of father of three in construction accident.

$8 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Child loses his legs because of malpractice.

$7.9 Million Verdict – Workplace Violence

Two people were killed when an armed, disgruntled worker returned to the jobsite. The case set a national record for a verdict in a workplace violence case.

$6.65 Million Settlement – Defective Highway

Settlement involving the deaths of three family members killed on Christmas Day following a wreck caused by a defectively built portion of the highway.

$6.5 Million Verdict – Trucking Case

A minister and his wife killed in a trucking accident.

$6 Million Settlement – Recreation Injury

Child suffers paralysis from an injury at a recreation center.

$5.35 Million Settlement – Death of Law Enforcement Officer

Law enforcement officer killed in tractor-trailer wreck.

$5 Million Verdict – Child Killed as Father Looks On

The jury awarded $3.5 million for wrongful death of a child and $1.5 million for emotional distress of his father after an 11-year-old boy was killed by an elderly driver as father looks on.

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

$4.6 Million Settlement – Child Killed

Death of 3-year-old, and injuries to mother and father, from tractor-trailer crash.

$4.6 Million Verdict – Brain Injury

A wrecker returning from a repossession strikes a woman, causing a brain injury.

$4.5 Million Settlement – Business

Unfair trade practices involving a stolen business.

$4.0 Million Settlement – Paralysis

Truck driver drops delivery load on customer, leaving him paralyzed.

$3.75 Million Settlement – Injured Driver

A man is injured when struck by a truck that ran a red light.

$3.3 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Laborer left comatose following hospital malpractice.

$2.9 Million Settlement – Construction Injury

Construction worker injured when he fell through an unguarded hole.

$2.5 Million Settlement – Group Home

A man with a brain injury dies after being allowed to wander away from group home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301828)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301872)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house dopamine

Fuck that's a depressing read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301873)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site

holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend where the drain sucked out that kids anus and he had to chew through it to escape. did that really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301894)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: cream incel

an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301902)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301910)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Bistre half-breed

that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301911)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site

oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wanted to create the most extreme story he could think of and read it live in NYC expecting a huge audience reaction and no one even blinked. sick people up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301928)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Deranged avocado spot laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302799)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301921)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

^

this is winston kirby's work. he's goes undercover all over the SEC and generates business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301942)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301955)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302094)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Deranged avocado spot laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302801)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site

I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys making 50 million plaintiff cases shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301841)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: cream incel

our illusions and debt are all we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301875)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

He's not a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301843)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

He is, he's just a successful one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301886)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = shitlaw by definition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301887)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Spectacular charcoal institution hissy fit

He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301915)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Deranged avocado spot laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302821)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Bossy outnumbered heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302833)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

King of Torts in seersucker shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303534)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: soggy hairraiser locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307266)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Emerald Dashing Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307587)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Claret hideous genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308712)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: effete maroon hospital

This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top PI attorney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V10 partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301949)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular charcoal institution hissy fit

There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks being a median V10 partner is a better life than being a John Edwards-level shitlaw king.

That would take jjc-level self-delusion, and he's a b-school guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301967)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year own-boss shitlaw kind over *any* sort of corporate law partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301995)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: effete maroon hospital

Then it's not shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302006)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

(shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302022)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such as class counsel for Toyota litigation, which Edwards almost was, and SSI cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302037)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: effete maroon hospital

Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside their bubble so they don't get this. It would make them cry to see their "shitlaw" counterparts tshopping for their first plane when they're still looking to buy their first 800 sq ft "house."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302069)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Tobacco Litigation. The one in my state has the biggest suite at every stadium, but also a giant ranch where he spends most of his time and is a good ol boy. He made a half billion for less than a decades work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302097)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: effete maroon hospital

CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their communities (not to mention families) than biglaw partners, too. I'm getting a hardy LOL at the ratfaces ITT thinking they're more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302120)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: ebony trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302412)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302419)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Bright university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302627)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303547)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Trip orange hunting ground

That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulled those cases were already set for life. Now they are laughably rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302375)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

cr

I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying that the "Buy-in" to fund litigation was $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302417)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

*buys in for $1 million*

*collects $450 million*

*tobacco companies eliminate liability*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302433)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303538)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Bossy outnumbered heaven

he's a shitlaw god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302582)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: cream incel

The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents when it described their cardinal rule for going against John Edwards: “Never let him near a jury.”

that's pretty 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301923)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: ebony trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301947)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: Sable Principal's Office Giraffe

anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301974)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302033)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302098)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303559)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Trip orange hunting ground

He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302502)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic kitchen

Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do should study some of the old videotapes floating around of John Edwards closing arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302562)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument*

*suddenly obtains a multi-million $$$ case*

*has the financial resources to work up the case towards trial*

???

*PROFFITS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302580)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

Link? I would like to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302731)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic kitchen

I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy CLE people have them and use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303583)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: cracking area twinkling uncleanness

John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the NC countryside outside of a pretty decent city (Raleigh), running his own successful plaintiffs' firm: https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10266001/flyboynccom-0967*1024xx2800-1575-0-262.jpg

You: sending "thank" email and renting 900 square foot third floor walkup apartment used as an immigrant tenement in 1915.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302577)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Bright university

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302650)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: ebony trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302700)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302715)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302723)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: Stirring degenerate idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302765)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: Bull headed field famous landscape painting

900 is huge for NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303406)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

Last half of last sentence was murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303568)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Haunting Lime National Security Agency Box Office

bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food within a 0.5 mile radius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304560)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: cracking area twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304595)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34306811)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Bossy outnumbered heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: exciting jewess hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307851)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: Excitant ticket booth legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310095)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34516933)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: contagious stubborn therapy

Not a fan of that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304899)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: light razzle range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious point candlestick maker

is that a STABLE on the right? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305250)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: cracking area twinkling uncleanness

It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flame.

https://herosports.com/news/john-edwards-mansion-north-carolina-tar-heels-basketball-cout



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307284)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Bossy outnumbered heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307263)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Gold theater roast beef

Ulgy house but he wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308750)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: cracking area twinkling uncleanness

I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to build anything he wanted. I would have done it differently, but it's still impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309728)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaming laptop

he hasn't been disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302721)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: ebony trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302773)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Snowy marvelous stead

Same for cocaine use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307593)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: burgundy bearded school cafeteria striped hyena

There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he hasn't. How fucking stupid are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307531)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: exhilarant green sanctuary toilet seat

2 Americas (in the legal profession)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302713)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: dun thriller messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304485)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Racy milk cuckoldry

ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure net worth. what a fuckin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302844)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303596)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: abnormal aphrodisiac space clown

Brother he is a shitlaw KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304397)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Emerald Dashing Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307577)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: onyx boyish windowlicker

One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I was about to walk into a bar, and as I opened the door, John Edwards walked out with a hot chick who looked like she was about 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307515)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: saffron appetizing associate center

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: contagious stubborn therapy

Is he a shortmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: concupiscible piazza main people

5'11"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307573)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: contagious stubborn therapy

A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307549)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Snowy marvelous stead

What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but getting these cases is like winning the lottery. I have no fucking idea how to get a brain damaged baby case but I would trade a kidney for one. These guys spend 7 figures a year on marketing. They have full time marketing staff. A solo with a shingle will never get a single consult worth anything like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307571)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: naked mood

I think that's pretty well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307665)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: saffron appetizing associate center

When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's taken him decades to figure out things that are immediately obvious to people with three digit IQs. Let him have his fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307674)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Emerald Dashing Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307713)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: exciting jewess hall

"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he settles for $100K because he's afraid of taking a deposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: cream incel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308754)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic kitchen

TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308752)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Judgmental razzmatazz regret alpha

lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro area in terms of level of educational attainment, "podunk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Judgmental razzmatazz regret alpha

house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Old-Greensboro-Rd-Chapel-Hill-NC-27516/67912773_zpid/

that's a $40 million house in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307942)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Passionate Turquoise National Doctorate

whoa he has his own indoor squash court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308832)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: adventurous black woman

Contact us for a free consultation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: http://www.czrlaw.com/attorneys/nicholas-rowley/

He settled a case for $45 million last week (he is a member of my attorney group so the story including e-mails and letters have been on my listserve). Here are the circumstances. Plaintiff's attorney sends policy limits demand of $250K for a child with brain injury. State Farm rejects the demand. Nick Rowley takes over and says policy is open (meaning insurance is exposed for not protecting their insured).

Carrier immediately offers $250K. He says fuck off and says case is worth 75 million. They offer to mediate and he says they need to come in with a starting offer of $15 million and accept liability. They say no, and he says he is going to trial then. They come back begging him to mediate and they accept $15 million as a floor and liability. They do a mediation in the middle of the night to squeeze it in right away. Nick did his FULL closing argument for the adjuster, the bad faith lawyer, and the reinsurer adjuster (insurance companies have reinsurers when there is bad faith exposure).

Nick then demanded 50 million. They offered 30. He said we are walking. They said bracket of 40-50million. He said 47.5. Case settled at 45 million. From what I heard the shitlawyer who brought the case to Nick got a 6 million dollar referral fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308722)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: cream incel

What traits does he possess that make this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308746)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he is super charismatic and extremely good at articulating non-economic damages. Juries LOVE him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: soggy hairraiser locale

it's certainly not his haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308863)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: exciting jewess hall

That is an awesome story.

also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne college of law -> multimillion verdicts. xo: T14 -> three year burnout at $180K

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/220036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308792)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cream incel

Yea but he's SHITLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308797)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: exciting jewess hall

This guy gets better & better - read para. 27

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/08-O-12104-2.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308816)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: adventurous black woman

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was reported to the state bar and this was in his reply brief:

""There are facts that I have leamed within the purview of the attorney client

privilege that lead me to believe that Plaintiff Thomas’s case is frivolous. I do not

believe Plaintiff Thomas is a likeable or credible witness and therefore I seriously

doubt that a jury would end up giving her any compensation after a trial.

Furthermore, at this point, I despise the woman based on her misrepresentations

and I hereby represent to her and to this court that if I am FORCED to represent

her that I will not be able to put my heart into it. I believe I have done the diligent

thing by informing Plaintiff four months ago that I would not be able to represent

her any further. NOW, she expects me to continue to work and to do it for free

(because that is what it will be if she loses this case which I anticipate being the

case.) ..."

"[P]laintiff’s opposition is absolutely untrue except that I am prejudiced against

her. I despise her and would rather shovel manure than represent her at trial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309326)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309689)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Electric yellow indian lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia Whorehouse Ceo

Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308846)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal services to numerous clients. Finally, Respondent served honorably in the United States Armed Forces for three years (with three additional years in the reserves) and is a decorated combat med"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: laughsome ocher state

"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomplished trial lawyer of his generation."

Lol, actually no one has ever heard of him tbch

Edit: Watched some xoNick Rowley videos on Youtube. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309409)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he couldn't do last minute because something came up. Nick Rowley took the case. Nick was staying in Oxnard at some resort. He got the case the day before trial. He drove to LA early that morning and did Yoga on the way at 4am (he is a super hippy). He tried the case over 3 days and then hit 1.5 million with NO medical experts. Just an engineer for the premises liability. It was against Costco. He waived all past and future meds and the verdict was 100% pain and suffering. He is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a trial. After closing they settled for $10.5 million. He is alpha.

http://blog.cvn.com/plaintiffs-attorney-dons-chicken-costume-during-closing-argument-in-brain-injury-trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falr9V1ujGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309578)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: exciting jewess hall

jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. He's in college though." jury: *awards $40 million*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309820)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: bateful cobalt quadroon

thank you for these incredible posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: heady tanning salon

lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tremendous stupidity and ignorance of the average juror

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage

(opposing counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517426)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Emerald Dashing Address

So break this down for me...how much time passed from when he took over the case to when they settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309800)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: walnut voyeur

From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fees were approximately $18 million. They also had a shitload of experts, they spent a few hundred grand in costs from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Slippery Comical Sweet Tailpipe

rofl at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309762)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Sapphire marketing idea

"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees for heating since they can't pay the bills while SHITLAW kings ball out with yachts and private jets. "but but I went to a higher ranked law school!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309837)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: Sable Principal's Office Giraffe

"but I prestige from there..."

"roll over, twinkslut"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310000)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Sapphire marketing idea

*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing BIGLAW partners meager houses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310114)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517436)