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John Edwards is literally a shitlawyer in podunk NC

http://edwardskirby.com/
Fiercely-loyal yarmulke
  09/26/17
ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended always. a. ...
Aqua deep kitty spot
  09/27/17
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charcoal field cuckold
  09/27/17
First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk&...
narrow-minded old irish cottage
  09/26/17
sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!
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lol'd
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lol'd
180 fuchsia volcanic crater
  09/27/17
(john edwards)
Costumed exciting center cumskin
  09/26/17
CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single ca...
zombie-like shitlib native
  09/26/17
tcr
Rebellious roommate
  09/26/17
the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious
Talking floppy foreskin
  09/26/17
loooooool, no, just fucking no.
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
To the average prole, absolutely no way.
Khaki territorial site candlestick maker
  09/26/17
to anyone, no way
cowardly senate
  09/26/17
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smoky coldplay fan useless brakes
  09/27/17
criminally underrated
diverse jet-lagged ticket booth keepsake machete
  09/26/17
180
Curious corner
  09/26/17
180
Glassy mediation boistinker
  09/27/17
yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life. probably g...
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls. ...
multi-colored sepia doctorate puppy
  09/26/17
his kyoot daughter works there too http://edwardskirby.co...
talented new version
  09/26/17
that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as g...
Fiercely-loyal yarmulke
  09/26/17
his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dud...
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
she was hot when they married http://womenonthefence.com/...
talented new version
  09/26/17
jfc white women
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
fairly liberal use of kyoot
shimmering trip property
  09/26/17
damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY
snowy unholy sanctuary dingle berry
  09/26/17
Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assumin...
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law Sch...
Rebellious roommate
  09/26/17
Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF
Vermilion Confused Nibblets
  09/26/17
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smoky coldplay fan useless brakes
  09/27/17
yeah i thought this too
stirring rehab double fault
  09/26/17
180, gonna add something similar to my profile: "Da...
heady spruce tanning salon electric furnace
  09/27/17
She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stan...
Bull Headed Base
  09/26/17
$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury This settlement foll...
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer d...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
Fuck that's a depressing read
well-lubricated space
  09/26/17
holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend...
Bull Headed Base
  09/26/17
an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
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talented new version
  09/26/17
that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story
charcoal field cuckold
  09/26/17
oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wa...
Bull Headed Base
  09/26/17
...
stirring rehab double fault
  09/26/17
Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accide...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death Death o...
Bull Headed Base
  09/26/17
*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*
olive gaping really tough guy
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well-lubricated space
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stirring rehab double fault
  09/26/17
I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys ma...
Bull Headed Base
  09/26/17
our illusions and debt are all we have
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
He's not a shitlawyer.
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
He is, he's just a successful one.
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = sh...
Fiercely-loyal yarmulke
  09/26/17
He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.
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Beady-eyed idiot
  09/26/17
King of Torts in seersucker shorts.
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Glittery stage people who are hurt
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Mind-boggling hot parlor
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This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top P...
zombie-like shitlib native
  09/26/17
There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks bein...
soggy selfie
  09/26/17
no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year...
Fiercely-loyal yarmulke
  09/26/17
Then it's not shitlaw.
zombie-like shitlib native
  09/26/17
(shitlawyer)
Fiercely-loyal yarmulke
  09/26/17
There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such ...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside t...
zombie-like shitlib native
  09/26/17
Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Toba...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their co...
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olive gaping really tough guy
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Topaz Supple Associate Hall
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Lmaoooo
Galvanic garrison
  09/26/17
That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulle...
Fragrant Transparent Indian Lodge Legend
  09/26/17
cr I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying th...
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
*buys in for $1 million* *collects $450 million* *tobacco ...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
Cr.
Galvanic garrison
  09/26/17
he's a shitlaw god
Beady-eyed idiot
  09/26/17
The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents...
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/26/17
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olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.
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disturbing crusty business firm
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Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
Lol
Galvanic garrison
  09/26/17
He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH
Fragrant Transparent Indian Lodge Legend
  09/26/17
Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do s...
Rebellious roommate
  09/26/17
*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument* *suddenl...
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
Link? I would like to see this.
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy C...
Rebellious roommate
  09/26/17
John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the...
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contagious becky
  09/26/17
900 is huge for NYC
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  09/26/17
Last half of last sentence was murder.
Galvanic garrison
  09/26/17
bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food...
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  10/24/17
Not a fan of that house.
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is that a STABLE on the right? lol.
Galvanic garrison
  09/26/17
It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flam...
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Beady-eyed idiot
  09/27/17
Ulgy house but he wins
Hyperventilating orange milk
  09/27/17
I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to ...
Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor toilet seat
  09/27/17
he hasn't been disbarred?
Very tactful gas station community account
  09/26/17
For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no ...
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
180
olive gaping really tough guy
  09/26/17
Same for cocaine use.
Garnet bearded famous landscape painting blood rage
  09/27/17
There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he ...
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  09/27/17
2 Americas (in the legal profession)
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ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure ...
Sadistic Locus Philosopher-king
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Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/26/17
Brother he is a shitlaw KING
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  09/27/17
One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I w...
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  09/27/17
Ungh
startling faggotry
  09/27/17
Is he a shortmo?
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  09/27/17
5'11"
Topaz Supple Associate Hall
  09/27/17
A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.
Bisexual Hell Son Of Senegal
  09/27/17
What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but g...
Garnet bearded famous landscape painting blood rage
  09/27/17
I think that's pretty well understood.
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When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's ta...
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Haunting prole gaming laptop
  09/27/17
"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he...
Lake lascivious elastic band
  09/27/17
Lol
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/27/17
TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.
Rebellious roommate
  09/27/17
lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro are...
Elite voyeur
  09/27/17
house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homede...
Elite voyeur
  09/27/17
whoa he has his own indoor squash court
dashing coffee pot chad
  09/27/17
Contact us for a free consultation!
Indigo Home
  09/27/17
This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: h...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
What traits does he possess that make this possible
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/27/17
He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
it's certainly not his haircut
Glittery stage people who are hurt
  09/27/17
That is an awesome story. also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne co...
Lake lascivious elastic band
  09/27/17
Yea but he's SHITLAW
Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine
  09/27/17
This guy gets better & better - read para. 27 http://...
Lake lascivious elastic band
  09/27/17
Ljl
Indigo Home
  09/27/17
In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was report...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
180!
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  10/24/17
Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc
disturbing crusty business firm
  09/27/17
"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal se...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomp...
heady spruce tanning salon electric furnace
  09/27/17
My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he c...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a t...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  09/27/17
180
Aqua deep kitty spot
  09/27/17
jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. ...
Lake lascivious elastic band
  09/27/17
thank you for these incredible posts
Comical persian legal warrant
  09/27/17
lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tr...
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(opposing counsel)
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  10/24/17
So break this down for me...how much time passed from when h...
Haunting prole gaming laptop
  09/27/17
From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fe...
Hairraiser School Cafeteria
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rofl at op
Aqua deep kitty spot
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"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees...
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"but I prestige from there..." "roll over,...
cerebral fanboi
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*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing...
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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal yarmulke

http://edwardskirby.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301533)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Aqua deep kitty spot

ITT: thread does not go as gook pumo intended

always. a. gook. pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309764)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: charcoal field cuckold



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded old irish cottage

First, Raleigh is stretching the definition of "podunk" a little bit. Second, John Edwards has been a "shitlawyer" basically his entire career. But when you have a track record of winning multi-million dollar verdicts as a small plaintiff-side attorney, I think you're also stretching the definition of "shitlaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301659)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse

sup johnnyboy? you old poonhound, you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301672)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Pale marvelous locale internal respiration



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: disturbing crusty business firm



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: stirring rehab double fault



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: swollen orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Drunken address

lol'd

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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: maniacal brunch dysfunction



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: 180 fuchsia volcanic crater

lol'd

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Costumed exciting center cumskin

(john edwards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301820)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: zombie-like shitlib native

CR. Like any of us wouldn't trade places if we had single cases we could retire on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301891)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: Rebellious roommate

tcr

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Talking floppy foreskin

the average biglaw associate is way more prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301668)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

loooooool, no, just fucking no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301825)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Khaki territorial site candlestick maker

To the average prole, absolutely no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302657)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: cowardly senate

to anyone, no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304390)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: smoky coldplay fan useless brakes



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: diverse jet-lagged ticket booth keepsake machete

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302960)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Curious corner

180

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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Glassy mediation boistinker

180

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

yea I am sure he is living a truly awful life.

probably golfing 4 times a week and swimming in beverage cart girl poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301671)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored sepia doctorate puppy

Unngggghhh, bet NC has the best soft young prole cartgirls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301856)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: talented new version

his kyoot daughter works there too

http://edwardskirby.com/our-team/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301674)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal yarmulke

that daugher is absolute worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as john edwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

his departed wife was a pretty worst case scenario for a dude as good looking and rich as JE too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301834)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: talented new version

she was hot when they married

http://womenonthefence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Elizabeth-Edwards-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hpgX-yqoglg/TP7qT21MkpI/AAAAAAAAErI/-wMG6Is1_3M/s1600/elizabeth+edwards.jpg

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

jfc white women

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: shimmering trip property

fairly liberal use of kyoot

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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: snowy unholy sanctuary dingle berry

damn, Winston S. Kirby is one GOOD OL' BOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301840)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

Campbell Law School...have never heard of this. even assuming he was partying non stop at UNC, he must have got a pretty low LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301849)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Rebellious roommate

You're probably just confused because "Campbell Law School" is an informal name.

It's the preftigous Norman Adrian Wiggins School of Law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302546)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Vermilion Confused Nibblets

Andrew Wiggins School of Law? WTF

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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: smoky coldplay fan useless brakes



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: stirring rehab double fault

yeah i thought this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302780)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: heady spruce tanning salon electric furnace

180, gonna add something similar to my profile:

"David is also one of the most respected and well-liked attorneys in North Carolina."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309362)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

She and Kirbys son have the same bone structure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301857)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Bull Headed Base

winston kirby makes new pledge summer associates do keg stands naked til they throw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301858)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

$30.9 Million Settlement – Pool Injury

This settlement followed a $25 million verdict for 5-year-old girl who lost most of her intestines when she was trapped on a defective pool drain at neighborhood pool.

$23.3 Million Verdict – Brain Injuries Suffered at Birth

This win for a child who suffered brain injuries at birth, including cerebral palsy and spastic quadriplegia, set a record as the largest medical malpractice verdict in North Carolina history.

$13 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Settlement during trial for infant permanently injured when EMS failed to adjust an oxygen tube that clearly dislodged, causing brain damage.

$10.75 Million Settlement – Truck Wreck

Death of two children and a brain injury to a third as a result of an accident caused by a truck.

$10 Million Settlement – Birth Injury

Child suffers birth injury after delayed C-section.

$8.3 Million Verdict – Bus Crash

Two boys killed in a bus crash.

$8.1 Million Settlement – Construction

Death of father of three in construction accident.

$8 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Child loses his legs because of malpractice.

$7.9 Million Verdict – Workplace Violence

Two people were killed when an armed, disgruntled worker returned to the jobsite. The case set a national record for a verdict in a workplace violence case.

$6.65 Million Settlement – Defective Highway

Settlement involving the deaths of three family members killed on Christmas Day following a wreck caused by a defectively built portion of the highway.

$6.5 Million Verdict – Trucking Case

A minister and his wife killed in a trucking accident.

$6 Million Settlement – Recreation Injury

Child suffers paralysis from an injury at a recreation center.

$5.35 Million Settlement – Death of Law Enforcement Officer

Law enforcement officer killed in tractor-trailer wreck.

$5 Million Verdict – Child Killed as Father Looks On

The jury awarded $3.5 million for wrongful death of a child and $1.5 million for emotional distress of his father after an 11-year-old boy was killed by an elderly driver as father looks on.

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

$4.6 Million Settlement – Child Killed

Death of 3-year-old, and injuries to mother and father, from tractor-trailer crash.

$4.6 Million Verdict – Brain Injury

A wrecker returning from a repossession strikes a woman, causing a brain injury.

$4.5 Million Settlement – Business

Unfair trade practices involving a stolen business.

$4.0 Million Settlement – Paralysis

Truck driver drops delivery load on customer, leaving him paralyzed.

$3.75 Million Settlement – Injured Driver

A man is injured when struck by a truck that ran a red light.

$3.3 Million Settlement – Malpractice

Laborer left comatose following hospital malpractice.

$2.9 Million Settlement – Construction Injury

Construction worker injured when he fell through an unguarded hole.

$2.5 Million Settlement – Group Home

A man with a brain injury dies after being allowed to wander away from group home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301828)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

That pool intestine case is the stuff of plaintiffs lawyer dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301872)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated space

Fuck that's a depressing read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301873)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Base

holy shit is the pool drain intestines like the urban legend where the drain sucked out that kids anus and he had to chew through it to escape. did that really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301894)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

an urban legend to you, a dream come true for shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301902)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: talented new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301910)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: charcoal field cuckold

that's a Chuck Palaniuk short story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301911)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Bull Headed Base

oh yea. I heard him give an interview about that where he wanted to create the most extreme story he could think of and read it live in NYC expecting a huge audience reaction and no one even blinked. sick people up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301928)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: stirring rehab double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302799)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

Lol at playing up the repo man aspect of a simple car accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301921)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Bull Headed Base

$4.7 Million Settlement – Fraternity Hazing Death

Death of a college student during “hell week” hazing, which led to national fraternity safety improvements.

^

this is winston kirby's work. he's goes undercover all over the SEC and generates business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301942)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

*Goes undercover, slaying young co-ed cunnis*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301955)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302094)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: stirring rehab double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302801)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Base

I love striver biglaw, corp slave types who call the guys making 50 million plaintiff cases shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301841)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

our illusions and debt are all we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301875)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

He's not a shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301843)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

He is, he's just a successful one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301886)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal yarmulke

we'd all trade palces with hiim but all personal injury = shitlaw by definition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301887)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: soggy selfie

He's a shitlaw EMPEROR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301915)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: stirring rehab double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302821)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302833)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

King of Torts in seersucker shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303534)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: Glittery stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307266)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Haunting prole gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307587)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hot parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308712)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: zombie-like shitlib native

This is what the strivers here just don't get. Being a top PI attorney>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V10 partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301949)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: soggy selfie

There is literally not a single poaster here who thinks being a median V10 partner is a better life than being a John Edwards-level shitlaw king.

That would take jjc-level self-delusion, and he's a b-school guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301967)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal yarmulke

no need for the skewed comparison, most would take 1m a year own-boss shitlaw kind over *any* sort of corporate law partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301995)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: zombie-like shitlib native

Then it's not shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302006)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal yarmulke

(shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302022)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

There's a difference between top tier plaintiffs work, such as class counsel for Toyota litigation, which Edwards almost was, and SSI cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302037)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: zombie-like shitlib native

Exactly. Most biglaw strivers just have never been outside their bubble so they don't get this. It would make them cry to see their "shitlaw" counterparts tshopping for their first plane when they're still looking to buy their first 800 sq ft "house."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302069)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

Every state has 3-4 attorneys who made their nut on the Tobacco Litigation. The one in my state has the biggest suite at every stadium, but also a giant ranch where he spends most of his time and is a good ol boy. He made a half billion for less than a decades work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302097)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: zombie-like shitlib native

CR, and they're way more charitable and involved in their communities (not to mention families) than biglaw partners, too. I'm getting a hardy LOL at the ratfaces ITT thinking they're more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302120)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302412)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302419)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Primrose wonderful generalized bond nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302627)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303547)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Transparent Indian Lodge Legend

That tobacco shit was often pay for play. The guys who pulled those cases were already set for life. Now they are laughably rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302375)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

cr

I was talking to one older lawyer and he was saying that the "Buy-in" to fund litigation was $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302417)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

*buys in for $1 million*

*collects $450 million*

*tobacco companies eliminate liability*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302433)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303538)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed idiot

he's a shitlaw god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302582)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

The Washington Post captured the sentiments of his opponents when it described their cardinal rule for going against John Edwards: “Never let him near a jury.”

that's pretty 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301923)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301947)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: cerebral fanboi

anthony weiner is going to prison. thats the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34301974)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: disturbing crusty business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302033)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302098)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303559)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Transparent Indian Lodge Legend

He's definitely fucked MARY KATHRYN KURTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302502)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Rebellious roommate

Any of you shitigators who want to get good at what you do should study some of the old videotapes floating around of John Edwards closing arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302562)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

*listens to vhs recording of a closing argument*

*suddenly obtains a multi-million $$$ case*

*has the financial resources to work up the case towards trial*

???

*PROFFITS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302580)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

Link? I would like to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302731)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Rebellious roommate

I've never seen one online, but some of the trial advocacy CLE people have them and use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303583)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor toilet seat

John Edwards: multi-million dollar sprawling compound in the NC countryside outside of a pretty decent city (Raleigh), running his own successful plaintiffs' firm: https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10266001/flyboynccom-0967*1024xx2800-1575-0-262.jpg

You: sending "thank" email and renting 900 square foot third floor walkup apartment used as an immigrant tenement in 1915.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302577)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Primrose wonderful generalized bond nursing home

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302650)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302700)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302715)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: disturbing crusty business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302723)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: contagious becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302765)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: White incel newt

900 is huge for NYC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303406)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

Last half of last sentence was murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303568)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Curious corner

bro, he appears to have zero access to opera or tibetan food within a 0.5 mile radius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304560)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304595)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: vibrant sinister trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34306811)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Lake lascivious elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307851)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310095)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz bistre resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34516933)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Hell Son Of Senegal

Not a fan of that house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304899)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: thriller crimson set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Galvanic garrison

is that a STABLE on the right? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34305250)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor toilet seat

It actually has a full size basketball court in it, not flame.

https://herosports.com/news/john-edwards-mansion-north-carolina-tar-heels-basketball-cout



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307284)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307263)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orange milk

Ulgy house but he wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308750)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor toilet seat

I agree, considering he has tons of money and 100+ acres to build anything he wanted. I would have done it differently, but it's still impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309728)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Very tactful gas station community account

he hasn't been disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302709)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

For what? If affairs warranted disbarment there would be no lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302721)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: olive gaping really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302773)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Garnet bearded famous landscape painting blood rage

Same for cocaine use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307593)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Crystalline bonkers stead indirect expression

There is categorical proof in the OP of this thread that he hasn't. How fucking stupid are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307531)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle stage

2 Americas (in the legal profession)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302713)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304485)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Sadistic Locus Philosopher-king

ljl @ the nationally famous trial lawyer with a nine figure net worth. what a fuckin loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34302844)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34303596)



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Date: September 26th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: passionate tattoo

Brother he is a shitlaw KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34304397)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Haunting prole gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307577)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Provocative Brilliant Station Gay Wizard

One evening a few years back, I was in Chapel Hill, NC. I was about to walk into a bar, and as I opened the door, John Edwards walked out with a hot chick who looked like she was about 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307515)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: startling faggotry

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Bisexual Hell Son Of Senegal

Is he a shortmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Topaz Supple Associate Hall

5'11"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307573)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Bisexual Hell Son Of Senegal

A bit of a disparity among those of the second generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307549)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Garnet bearded famous landscape painting blood rage

What XO doesn't get is that shitlaw litigation is easy but getting these cases is like winning the lottery. I have no fucking idea how to get a brain damaged baby case but I would trade a kidney for one. These guys spend 7 figures a year on marketing. They have full time marketing staff. A solo with a shingle will never get a single consult worth anything like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307571)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Pungent Razzle Abode Mad Cow Disease

I think that's pretty well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307665)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: startling faggotry

When Are Reptile says xo, he's referring to himself. It's taken him decades to figure out things that are immediately obvious to people with three digit IQs. Let him have his fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307674)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Haunting prole gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307713)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 AM
Author: Lake lascivious elastic band

"these dead baby cases are easy!" he squeaks as he settles for $100K because he's afraid of taking a deposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308754)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Rebellious roommate

TWIST: Edwards Kirby does zero marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308752)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: Elite voyeur

lol at calling Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, a top 5 metro area in terms of level of educational attainment, "podunk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Elite voyeur

house listed for $5.9 million: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Old-Greensboro-Rd-Chapel-Hill-NC-27516/67912773_zpid/

that's a $40 million house in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34307942)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: dashing coffee pot chad

whoa he has his own indoor squash court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308832)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Indigo Home

Contact us for a free consultation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

This guy is the greatest trial attorney of our generation: http://www.czrlaw.com/attorneys/nicholas-rowley/

He settled a case for $45 million last week (he is a member of my attorney group so the story including e-mails and letters have been on my listserve). Here are the circumstances. Plaintiff's attorney sends policy limits demand of $250K for a child with brain injury. State Farm rejects the demand. Nick Rowley takes over and says policy is open (meaning insurance is exposed for not protecting their insured).

Carrier immediately offers $250K. He says fuck off and says case is worth 75 million. They offer to mediate and he says they need to come in with a starting offer of $15 million and accept liability. They say no, and he says he is going to trial then. They come back begging him to mediate and they accept $15 million as a floor and liability. They do a mediation in the middle of the night to squeeze it in right away. Nick did his FULL closing argument for the adjuster, the bad faith lawyer, and the reinsurer adjuster (insurance companies have reinsurers when there is bad faith exposure).

Nick then demanded 50 million. They offered 30. He said we are walking. They said bracket of 40-50million. He said 47.5. Case settled at 45 million. From what I heard the shitlawyer who brought the case to Nick got a 6 million dollar referral fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308722)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

What traits does he possess that make this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308746)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

He has tried dozens of cases to 8 figure verdicts. Mainly he is super charismatic and extremely good at articulating non-economic damages. Juries LOVE him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Glittery stage people who are hurt

it's certainly not his haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308863)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Lake lascivious elastic band

That is an awesome story.

also, lmao. Rowley: Laverne college of law -> multimillion verdicts. xo: T14 -> three year burnout at $180K

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/220036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308792)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency shrine

Yea but he's SHITLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308797)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Lake lascivious elastic band

This guy gets better & better - read para. 27

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/08-O-12104-2.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308816)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Indigo Home

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

In case anyone was too lazy to click the link. He was reported to the state bar and this was in his reply brief:

""There are facts that I have leamed within the purview of the attorney client

privilege that lead me to believe that Plaintiff Thomas’s case is frivolous. I do not

believe Plaintiff Thomas is a likeable or credible witness and therefore I seriously

doubt that a jury would end up giving her any compensation after a trial.

Furthermore, at this point, I despise the woman based on her misrepresentations

and I hereby represent to her and to this court that if I am FORCED to represent

her that I will not be able to put my heart into it. I believe I have done the diligent

thing by informing Plaintiff four months ago that I would not be able to represent

her any further. NOW, she expects me to continue to work and to do it for free

(because that is what it will be if she loses this case which I anticipate being the

case.) ..."

"[P]laintiff’s opposition is absolutely untrue except that I am prejudiced against

her. I despise her and would rather shovel manure than represent her at trial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309326)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Stimulating tank lettuce

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309689)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: coral spectacular regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: disturbing crusty business firm

Alpha as fuck. Just LOL at big lawyers jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308846)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

"In addition, Respondent has provided pro bono legal services to numerous clients. Finally, Respondent served honorably in the United States Armed Forces for three years (with three additional years in the reserves) and is a decorated combat med"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34308856)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: heady spruce tanning salon electric furnace

"Many consider Nicholas C. Rowley to be the most accomplished trial lawyer of his generation."

Lol, actually no one has ever heard of him tbch

Edit: Watched some xoNick Rowley videos on Youtube. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309409)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

My cousin is also a shitlawguru like me. He had a trial he couldn't do last minute because something came up. Nick Rowley took the case. Nick was staying in Oxnard at some resort. He got the case the day before trial. He drove to LA early that morning and did Yoga on the way at 4am (he is a super hippy). He tried the case over 3 days and then hit 1.5 million with NO medical experts. Just an engineer for the premises liability. It was against Costco. He waived all past and future meds and the verdict was 100% pain and suffering. He is fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309555)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

Also, he wore a chicken suit during closing arguments at a trial. After closing they settled for $10.5 million. He is alpha.

http://blog.cvn.com/plaintiffs-attorney-dons-chicken-costume-during-closing-argument-in-brain-injury-trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falr9V1ujGM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309578)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Aqua deep kitty spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309759)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Lake lascivious elastic band

jfc. "My client has suffered traumatic brain injuries. He's in college though." jury: *awards $40 million*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309820)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Comical persian legal warrant

thank you for these incredible posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: light pocket flask

lol he basically hacked the jury system by exploiting the tremendous stupidity and ignorance of the average juror

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309868)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz bistre resort pistol

(opposing counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517426)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Haunting prole gaming laptop

So break this down for me...how much time passed from when he took over the case to when they settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309800)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser School Cafeteria

From what I understand, less than 6 months. The attorneys fees were approximately $18 million. They also had a shitload of experts, they spent a few hundred grand in costs from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34311106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: Aqua deep kitty spot

rofl at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309762)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: cracking crackhouse background story

"prestigious" Biglawyers burning their HYS degrees for heating since they can't pay the bills while SHITLAW kings ball out with yachts and private jets. "but but I went to a higher ranked law school!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34309837)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: cerebral fanboi

"but I prestige from there..."

"roll over, twinkslut"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310000)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: cracking crackhouse background story

*Willie Gary painting his 737 in NCCU Law colors and buzzing BIGLAW partners meager houses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34310114)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz bistre resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3744726&forum_id=2#34517436)