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PROLE TELLS You've Seen At SA / Callback Lunches

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses ...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's r...
Crusty Filthpig Newt
  09/28/17
...
olive library corn cake
  09/28/17
...
Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry
  09/28/17
...
Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus
  07/24/18
calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch
dashing death wish gaping
  09/27/17
i've seen it multiple times.
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
please tell me it was a crab joint
dashing death wish gaping
  09/27/17
ljl nope
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
:_(
dashing death wish gaping
  09/27/17
...
Plum market
  09/28/17
I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correl...
Cream deranged station
  09/28/17
negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's ta...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut
dashing death wish gaping
  09/27/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
...
Flirting Parlor Tattoo
  09/27/17
...
cruel-hearted beta international law enforcement agency
  09/28/17
Fubu?
Hideous ivory fortuitous meteor windowlicker
  09/27/17
lol
Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation
  09/27/17
Ecko Unltd.*
Fighting son of senegal
  09/28/17
It's pretty intuitive...
Sickened dilemma
  09/27/17
partner recommends the lamb sa prole: a chicken finger...
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/27/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move...
Demanding Field
  09/27/17
service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being ser...
Onyx Marvelous Kitchen
  09/28/17
This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the &qu...
Cream deranged station
  09/28/17
...
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/28/17
"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat sh...
Crusty Filthpig Newt
  09/28/17
"What are you having?" "What do you like her...
self-absorbed bearded persian
  09/28/17
You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're askin...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
...
henna hairless space lettuce
  09/28/17
This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos bu...
Flirting Parlor Tattoo
  09/27/17
sulcrum summer of '04?
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/27/17
Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile ...
Seedy associate partner
  09/28/17
...
self-centered free-loading house
  09/28/17
Pocket square literally erupting
Violet kitty cat circlehead
  09/27/17
Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be u...
impertinent shrine ratface
  09/27/17
isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than no...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like a...
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/27/17
lmao
bipolar main people national
  09/27/17
Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding ...
impertinent shrine ratface
  09/27/17
wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're ...
Sickened dilemma
  09/27/17
Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly ...
impertinent shrine ratface
  09/27/17
(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)
pink kitty
  09/28/17
Omaha is nice. Ask boom.
Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry
  09/28/17
Omaha is a completely normal smaller city
wonderful resort friendly grandma
  09/28/17
...
self-absorbed bearded persian
  09/28/17
"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a s...
Crusty Filthpig Newt
  09/28/17
yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH. ...
Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry
  09/28/17
(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexica...
Crusty Filthpig Newt
  09/28/17
Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered...
Comical fluffy sex offender parlour
  09/27/17
ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/27/17
Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women o...
Comical fluffy sex offender parlour
  09/27/17
If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women...
Sickened dilemma
  09/27/17
Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.
Comical fluffy sex offender parlour
  09/27/17
This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when...
Demanding Field
  09/27/17
cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/27/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she ...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
...
Plum market
  09/28/17
*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
Salads all around!
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions a...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
arrogant piazza double fault
  09/28/17
180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poa...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
reading this poast gave me anxiety
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm rai...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
boyish therapy locale
  09/28/17
...
Plum market
  09/28/17
(incel)
impertinent shrine ratface
  09/27/17
Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fu...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
Washington DC, actually.
Comical fluffy sex offender parlour
  09/28/17
i like watching the aspie do #2. i would call out on #3 a...
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/27/17
Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about...
Comical fluffy sex offender parlour
  09/27/17
Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male&...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
i think this is right.
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?
odious orchestra pit elastic band
  09/28/17
With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies ...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they ...
Cream deranged station
  09/28/17
Re: 2 Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a ...
Exciting Hospital
  09/28/17
Not knowing some soups are served cold Switching knife/fo...
emerald hell voyeur
  09/27/17
The American style is older but not the "elite" wa...
bipolar main people national
  09/27/17
Interesting
emerald hell voyeur
  09/27/17
cr
Contagious canary hall ladyboy
  09/28/17
Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it w...
Demanding Field
  09/27/17
how do you eat a bread roll correctly? how do you use a t...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/27/17
o
Cerise brethren
  09/27/17
lol. tyft
walnut cuck
  09/27/17
- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have b...
offensive roast beef area
  09/28/17
wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it ...
arousing lake center idiot
  09/28/17
You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That ...
Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation
  09/28/17
you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the b...
provocative jet-lagged reading party
  09/28/17
... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance
Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat
  09/28/17
Its PAF
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
*shoves roll in ass*
Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry
  09/28/17
lol. arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a ...
walnut cuck
  09/28/17
That's a lot of prole tells.
excitant at-the-ready ticket booth
  09/27/17
she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has be...
Bateful corner digit ratio
  09/27/17
These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a ch...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into yo...
Onyx Marvelous Kitchen
  09/28/17
800 pages of regs on eating rolls
maniacal incel crackhouse
  09/28/17
Partnership Rolls is a killer.
Violet kitty cat circlehead
  09/28/17
...
ultramarine dysfunction garrison
  09/28/17
What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
29 pls respond
Vermilion home trust fund
  09/28/17
See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are suppos...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating an...
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're suppose...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
...
unhinged regret travel guidebook
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
cowardly nudist juggernaut
  09/28/17
...
Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon
  09/28/17
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" &qu...
excitant at-the-ready ticket booth
  09/27/17
paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massiv...
autistic 180 temple gaming laptop
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
*rips roll in two with teeth*
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
...
cowardly nudist juggernaut
  09/28/17
...
underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button
  09/28/17
...
Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon
  09/28/17
Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on y...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
unhinged regret travel guidebook
  09/28/17
wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you'r...
frisky turdskin
  09/28/17
It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat ...
Cream deranged station
  09/28/17
cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the ...
diverse hunting ground
  09/28/17
don't spin in spoon.
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not...
Contagious canary hall ladyboy
  09/28/17
...
Big Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/22/17
...
Navy school cafeteria boiling water
  10/22/17
cut it with your fork.
Laughsome rehab twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/17
yes this is the norm
spectacular box office
  09/28/17
lol
arousing lake center idiot
  09/28/17
^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for ye...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?
unhinged regret travel guidebook
  09/28/17
Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with ca...
Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard
  09/28/17
The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then ...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop fl...
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
how do you eat a breadroll?
arousing lake center idiot
  09/28/17
continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay euro...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instea...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting fo...
curious black woman
  09/28/17
They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fo...
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
But why would you want to switch hands?
Exciting Hospital
  09/28/17
I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put...
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
Fair.
Exciting Hospital
  09/28/17
So I don't look like a gay euro.
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
the alternative is looking like a preschooler
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
i'll take preschooler over europedo
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut...
walnut cuck
  09/28/17
A little close to home, prole?
emerald hell voyeur
  09/28/17
Cr.
Violent location clown
  09/28/17
...
Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus
  07/24/18
Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full ...
opaque swashbuckling property gay wizard
  09/28/17
I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on m...
Fuchsia old irish cottage
  09/28/17
I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF
Sickened dilemma
  09/28/17
fuck i say thank you all the time.
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
Violent location clown
  09/28/17
service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
eating your food super quickly I have a big mouth. I'm no...
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for...
Mint racy meetinghouse
  09/28/17
...
self-centered free-loading house
  09/28/17
Eating with mouth full us tcr
razzmatazz out-of-control gas station
  09/28/17
Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to ge...
orange immigrant
  09/28/17
lol
unhinged regret travel guidebook
  09/28/17
lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" t...
Mustard selfie faggot firefighter
  09/28/17
a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out lou...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your cle...
offensive roast beef area
  09/28/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
that's a rainmaker tell
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
cruel-hearted beta international law enforcement agency
  09/28/17
...
maniacal incel crackhouse
  09/28/17
...
bipolar main people national
  09/28/17
...
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
Frum Senate Pozpig
  09/28/17
Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of cou...
know-it-all hairraiser native alpha
  09/28/17
what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner...
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat ...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
maybe that's why chanterelle closed down
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot...
Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation
  09/28/17
...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
They used tumblers for the shots. At the time I thought i...
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. Wh...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the t...
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
(woman)
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
...
Coiffed Tan Forum
  09/28/17
...
Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon
  09/28/17
This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired...
Violet kitty cat circlehead
  09/28/17
agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the mea...
appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca
  09/28/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
they could have found something that would work. guy was pr...
Supple keepsake machete
  09/28/17
Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me t...
fishy locus
  09/28/17
...
Seedy associate partner
  09/28/17
Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?
Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat
  09/28/17
Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno,...
Doobsian Green Hairy Legs
  09/28/17
I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "wel...
maniacal incel crackhouse
  09/28/17
Lol holy shit what q fag
underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button
  09/28/17
...
unhinged regret travel guidebook
  09/28/17
You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You'...
walnut cuck
  09/28/17
I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch ...
multi-colored hateful affirmative action community account
  09/28/17
...
bipolar main people national
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"
clear beady-eyed point legal warrant
  09/28/17
...
Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus
  07/24/18
This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots
underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button
  09/28/17
...
Jet wagecucks
  09/28/17
...
diverse hunting ground
  09/28/17
...
Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon
  09/28/17
...
Navy school cafeteria boiling water
  10/22/17
...
Bateful corner digit ratio
  07/24/18
*Goes to sushi place* *Stabs rolls with fork*
disturbing menage generalized bond
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of...
diverse hunting ground
  09/28/17
*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*
Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation
  09/28/17
lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve roll...
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for...
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
but you'd go to Yasuda, right?
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable mea...
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
but you're ARE obnoxious snob
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
ugh Masa is such a prole shithold
Violet kitty cat circlehead
  09/28/17
fish very bad
Violent location clown
  09/28/17
Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I thi...
olive library corn cake
  09/28/17
Not a prole tell, fag tell.
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
How dare you! I love cider.
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
I rest my case
confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested
  09/28/17
Absolutely devastating
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF...
Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat
  09/28/17
really amazing subthread
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
this guy gets it
olive library corn cake
  09/28/17
lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is
appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca
  09/28/17
i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
summon: askav tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider
appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca
  09/28/17
i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at ...
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
lulz. i'd never order it front of other men. i'll do it i...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
180
Coiffed Tan Forum
  09/28/17
...
olive library corn cake
  09/28/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
Hilarious chapel electric furnace
  09/28/17
Fascinating thread
Bright theater
  09/28/17
Nutella never ceases to amaze
Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry
  09/28/17
Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section
khaki irradiated mood tanning salon
  09/28/17
250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in ...
Demanding Field
  09/28/17
this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells,...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  09/28/17
...
Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house
  09/28/17
Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy
ultramarine dysfunction garrison
  09/28/17
ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld
Titillating Territorial Heaven
  09/28/17
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/18
Ketchup or steak sauce on steak. Not immediately placing yo...
soul-stirring carnelian public bath
  07/24/18
Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread
razzmatazz out-of-control gas station
  07/24/18
Lol WTF.
soul-stirring carnelian public bath
  07/24/18
...
Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal
  08/15/18


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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

not knowing which are your bread plate and drinking glasses

tucking napkin in collar and having it over chest like a bib



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Crusty Filthpig Newt

not knowing a plate from a glass is not a prole tell, it's retard schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: olive library corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317363)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490107)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: dashing death wish gaping

calling flame on the napkin bib at a callback/SA lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313200)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

i've seen it multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313206)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: dashing death wish gaping

please tell me it was a crab joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313211)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

ljl nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313219)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: dashing death wish gaping

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313228)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 AM
Author: Plum market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Cream deranged station

I've seen it a few times myself, and it seemed highly correlated with turbostriver proles, especially model minorities and rural whites like J.D. Vance types. I like to think there's some poaster out there who wrote a business etiquette book or blog or something and convinced them that it would make prospective employers see them as both careful about maintaining a polished appearance and aristocratic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316702)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

negro at a cls/nyu spring 1L reception w the suit brand's tag on the left sleeve (ive poasted about this before -- i was afraid to say anything bc i was afraid it'd be racis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313238)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: dashing death wish gaping

I like when people wear jackets with the vent tacked shut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313265)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313276)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Flirting Parlor Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beta international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315927)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Hideous ivory fortuitous meteor windowlicker

Fubu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313338)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313982)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:34 PM
Author: Fighting son of senegal

Ecko Unltd.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318281)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Sickened dilemma

It's pretty intuitive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313307)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party

partner recommends the lamb

sa prole: a chicken finger, uhm entree, fries, are they breaded here?

partner looks at waiter with "what you gonna do" judaic shrug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313363)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313376)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Demanding Field

Asking the partner what they recommend is always a good move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314138)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Onyx Marvelous Kitchen

service group non-equity 'partner' who thinks that being servile is the only road to 'success.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Cream deranged station

This move works better for chicks as it puts them on the "order for me daddy" tip. Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: Crusty Filthpig Newt

"Any dude who asks a partner to tell him what to eat should be dinged on the spot."

seems like that's very on point for what an SA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317271)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed bearded persian

"What are you having?"

"What do you like here?"

"What do you recommend?"

So simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320336)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Demanding Field

You're not asking them to tell you what to eat, you're asking them for a recommendation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: henna hairless space lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315597)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Flirting Parlor Tattoo

This one Seeking Arrangement whore had 3 kids and tattoos but was demanding a "High" lifestyle $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313379)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party

sulcrum summer of '04?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313396)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Seedy associate partner

Another SA whore was actually fully pregnant in her profile photo.

WTF!? I guess some sick fucks have a pregnancy fetish? I feel bad for the fetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315324)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: self-centered free-loading house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320301)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Violet kitty cat circlehead

Pocket square literally erupting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313410)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: impertinent shrine ratface

Idk none really come to mind. They will just generally be unfamiliar with normal coastal society, e.g., they've never ordered a steak before so they don't know what rareness to go with.

Occasionally at OCI or at a callback I will have an interview with a real prole from some unfortunate TTT city/town and it is almost always an auto-ding. Universally nice people, but there's just something off about them. Either they're too gunnerish because that's what it takes to rise from poor circumstances, or they're just weird and don't get social norms to an even greater extent than most law students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313431)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

isn't it more likely they adamantly demand WELL DONE than not have a clue what rareness to order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313443)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party

ad ask for a1. and the idea of a peroggie or snook is like asking them to sing the haftorah for their zaftag sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313457)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: bipolar main people national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313810)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent shrine ratface

Yeah or that. Chewing with mouth open is also an auto-ding prole tell at interview meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313513)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Sickened dilemma

wtf there's something "off" about everyone--we're talking about law students here.

OUT the PROLE TELLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313670)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: impertinent shrine ratface

Yeah to some extent everyone is weird as fuck, particularly in LS, but the ones from Bakersfield or Omaha are always even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313754)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: pink kitty

(5' 6" ratfaced man from Queens)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316047)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry

Omaha is nice. Ask boom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317377)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: wonderful resort friendly grandma

Omaha is a completely normal smaller city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317512)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed bearded persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320408)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Crusty Filthpig Newt

"normal coastal society . . . they've never ordered a steak before"

...if a society didn't know how to order a steak, it'd be coastal society not flyover, where the fucking steak comes from

y'all sound like you've never met someone from middle america before, jfc i come from a tiny town in rural texas and was ordering my stakes medium rare when i was like 8yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317279)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry

yeah lol at acting like steak doesn't exist outside of MFH.

It's literally the only food flyover actually does well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Crusty Filthpig Newt

(jew who thinks his mexican food in DC is better than mexican found in the american southwest)

also do you not know there are immigrants from all over the world in flyover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317543)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Comical fluffy sex offender parlour

Things that are weird to me, some of which may be considered proelish

(1) playing on your phone at the meal. Dude you’re trying to impress us.

(2) cutting steak into little pieces entirely, then eating it

(3) ordering before a woman at the table (if SA is a man)

(4) talking a food in their mouth.

TbF, none of this stuff will matter if they are easy to get along w and do good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313588)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

ljl 3 is a tricky one in 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313625)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Comical fluffy sex offender parlour

Not really. If you go to a nice reataraunt downtown, women order first. Period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313696)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Sickened dilemma

If you go to a nice restaurant, the waiter goes to the women first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313737)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Comical fluffy sex offender parlour

Sometimes there will be a pause for someone to speak up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313790)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Demanding Field

This is the traditional rule but its often not followed when you have a larger group of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314120)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

cr, if the waiter just goes around the table in the order in which youre seated, youll look like a retard saying "ill wait for the women to order first" when he gets to you if youre a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314141)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:55 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 AM
Author: Demanding Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315636)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

you could just turn to a woman in the group and suggest she go first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: Plum market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315307)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

*orders for 14 shrews at a huge closing dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315312)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig

Salads all around!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315347)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

imagine having to tell the waiter the dietary restrictions and allergies of 14 law shrews and ask all their neurotic questions for them... jfc you'd be a champion if you could pull that off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315382)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: arrogant piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316571)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

180. best blank bump i could possibly get on xo for this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316593)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

reading this poast gave me anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317282)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

"Monsieur, is your foie gras made from organic farm raised geese?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317297)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: boyish therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317500)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Plum market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315377)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: impertinent shrine ratface

(incel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313981)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

Maybe "downtown" in Proleville, USA. Where the fuck are you talking about that this is customary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315362)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Comical fluffy sex offender parlour

Washington DC, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315948)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party

i like watching the aspie do #2.

i would call out on #3 and be like "bro, i think she's got this, if not let her starve write. you gonna bill her hours too you faggot white knight?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313652)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Comical fluffy sex offender parlour

Hahah. Of course I say nothing and just silently think about poasting it later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313708)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

Actually 3 is reverse big willie Prole tell if a "male" is next in order but refuses to speak bc not all women have ordered. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315352)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

i think this is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315360)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: odious orchestra pit elastic band

Even at a table of 4 (2 men and 2 women)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316771)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

With couples they'll often say, let's start with the ladies but I took itt to be about SA group lunches. In all events you follow the waiter's lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317086)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: Cream deranged station

It's more reptile aspie than a prole tell, but only if they make it awkward/make a big show out of their chivalry. The advice above to redirect with a "do you know what you want" is fine, though this is biglaw so if a shitty associate or partner is out to ding you, they could try to use that against you and say you seem "timid" or "indecisive" or whatever. Just ordering when the waiter asks you is CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316784)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Exciting Hospital

Re: 2

Maybe they just want it to cool down and dry out a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317155)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: emerald hell voyeur

Not knowing some soups are served cold

Switching knife/fork back and forth between hands to cut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313807)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: bipolar main people national

The American style is older but not the "elite" way to eat, according to Euro strivers. Continental style came about in Europe during the same time that upper class Brits decided to started changing their accents to sound different from Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313867)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: emerald hell voyeur

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34313898)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Contagious canary hall ladyboy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Demanding Field

Using your knife to cut up your food and then replacing it with a fork in your right hand to eat the cut up portions always looks like a child eating to me. Fork in the right hand is okay for foods that don't need a knife like pasta.

Other prole tells - well done steak, putting ketchup on anything, not knowing how to eat a bread roll, not using the correct cutlery when eating multiple courses, not placing cutlery correctly, not using the tablecloth correctly, using a knife or spoon to eat pasta, not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314106)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

how do you eat a bread roll correctly?

how do you use a tablecloth correctly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314147)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Cerise brethren
Subject: o

Turn up edge of tablecloth and use it to wipe your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314159)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: walnut cuck

lol. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314684)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Demanding Field

- break off chunks of the bread with your fingers and butter them individually before putting them in your mouth

- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314716)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: offensive roast beef area

"- napkin, not sure why I typed tablecloth, must have been thinking about it"

Well you do live in Australia. You had it right the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315317)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: arousing lake center idiot

wtf, so if I butter the top of a bread roll and then eat it I am prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315973)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation

You mean put butter on the outside crust of the roll? That seems pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316845)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: provocative jet-lagged reading party

you make a slit, stuff the butter in, pound it shut so the butter melts, then eat it like a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317150)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat

... this is prole? Well call me JD Vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317465)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Demanding Field

Its PAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry

*shoves roll in ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317399)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: walnut cuck

lol.

arrggghh....unnnggg...fuck, yes! Cot damn that's a sweet roll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317540)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: excitant at-the-ready ticket booth

That's a lot of prole tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314161)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Bateful corner digit ratio

she's a cashed up bogan, and these are all things she has been criticized for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314275)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Demanding Field

These were all the things my parents drilled into me as a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314723)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: Onyx Marvelous Kitchen

your parents drilled roll buttering pseudo etiquette into you as a child?

no wonder you actually enjoy being a tax lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315112)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: maniacal incel crackhouse

800 pages of regs on eating rolls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316562)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Violet kitty cat circlehead

Partnership Rolls is a killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: ultramarine dysfunction garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig

What utensil should you use to eat asparagus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:08 AM
Author: Vermilion home trust fund

29 pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315615)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Demanding Field

See my poast above: "not knowing which foods are supposed to be eaten with your fingers"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315635)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

lol, you eat asparagus w/ your fingers? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317201)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig

Yes, this was a test and thirtynine passed after cheating and googling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317450)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Demanding Field

Oh come on. You think I know there are foods you're supposed to eat with your fingers but don't know asparagus is one of them? Asparagus is probably the most famous example of a food for which there is a special fingers only rule.

Its 180 to be able to pick up an asparagus spear, eat it with your fingers in a nice restaurant and know you're actually in the right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320353)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: unhinged regret travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314755)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: cowardly nudist juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317330)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: excitant at-the-ready ticket booth

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

"But of course!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: autistic 180 temple gaming laptop

paying any attention to how you eat a bread roll is a massive middle class striver / petit bourgeouis tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315174)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315354)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

*rips roll in two with teeth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315387)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: cowardly nudist juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315547)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317225)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317339)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

Knife on pasta is Prole tell? You just twirl it around on your fork then slurp? Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315378)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

yes. wtf are you doing with that knife bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315389)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: unhinged regret travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315964)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

wtf kind of pasta needs a knife? Like, ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316018)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:00 AM
Author: frisky turdskin

Lmao you cut your spaghetti or what dude. No idea what you're even doing with your knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315611)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:42 AM
Author: Demanding Field

It's bad enough seeing people use a spoon to eat pasta but a knife is completely beyond the pale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315642)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: Cream deranged station

I'll be damned if I let some dingofucker tell me how to eat my linguine with clams. Spinning in a spoon is CR and here in the first world where the people who actually invented and perfected this cuisine live, we salute spoon spinning as a far more elegant means of creating tighter and more proportional fork distribution. All this bullshit about making sure to use your left hand and raise your pinky to the ceiling when you eat with a fork is clearly a rulebook for boiled meats and other flavorless hospital food eaten by you convicts and your inbred crooked toothed English forefathers who disowned you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317131)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground

cr. this guy knows exactly what he's talking about. all the weird Australians and other ethnics in this subthread are just uppity trailer park hobos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317232)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

don't spin in spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317288)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317319)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Contagious canary hall ladyboy

laughed for like a minute at "dingofucker" i'm not sure why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320164)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Big Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505965)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Navy school cafeteria boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505927)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: Laughsome rehab twinkling uncleanness

cut it with your fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315950)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: spectacular box office

yes this is the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315956)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: arousing lake center idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315971)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

^^ wtf really?? Lol, have people been laughing at me for years?

Pwned https://www.mannersmentor.com/social-situations/cut-twirl-or-spoon-fun-spaghetti-etquette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317108)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: unhinged regret travel guidebook

have you bee cutting up spaghetti and linguine for years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317132)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Tripping cocky stead haunted graveyard

Don't eat spaghetti at restaurants but yes I do this with carbonara :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317187)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Demanding Field

The only pasta you should ever cut is lasagna and even then you're supposed to use the side of your fork, not a knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320375)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

Come on bro, you don't really cut up your spaghetti. Stop flaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317145)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: arousing lake center idiot

how do you eat a breadroll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315968)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

continental style is faggy as fuck. you look like a gay europedo when you do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315289)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:56 AM
Author: Demanding Field

Actually you look like a dexterous and graceful adult instead of a child who has to cut their food up before eating it because they can't use their weaker hand to feed themselves.

It also saves needless handling and swapping of utensils and helps keep your food warmer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315672)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

NYT says not being a eurofag doing continental style is fine

http://www.nytimes.com/1996/09/22/nyregion/etiquette-is-it-back.html?mcubz=3

CUTTING MEAT: A huge controversy. Here's the continental style: Hold the fork in the left hand, prongs pointed down. Hold the knife with your forefinger pointing down the handle, for leverage. Spear the meat with the fork and cut it off with your knife. Fork is conveyed to the mouth by twisting your wrist and raising your forearm slightly. Don't shift the fork from the left to the right hand everytime you cut a piece of meat.

Here's the American style: Same as above, except the last part. After cutting the meat, place the knife on the plate and switch the fork to your right hand. (Europeans think this is gauche. Your call.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316534)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: curious black woman

i just learned how to cut with my left hand. no shifting for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316924)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

They're both prole tells. I just pick up the meat with my fork and rip off a piece with my teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317107)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Exciting Hospital

But why would you want to switch hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317203)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

I need a free hand to express myself while talking or to put that elbow on the table if I'm feeling tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317218)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting Hospital

Fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

So I don't look like a gay euro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

the alternative is looking like a preschooler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

i'll take preschooler over europedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317777)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: walnut cuck

I do the Ginobli style: Use the knife to move a piece of cut meat from the plate to my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317565)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: emerald hell voyeur

A little close to home, prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315873)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Violent location clown

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316762)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490239)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: opaque swashbuckling property gay wizard

Bad table manners like smacking lips/eating with mouth full or eating your food super quickly

Ordering steak well done

Constantly thanking waiters anytime they do anything for you. Newsflash proles: the waiters at these places are trying not to interrupt you so saying thanks is actually defeating what they're trying to accomplish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34314760)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage

I know I am a prole because my mother constantly harped on me to always say thank you for every little thing a waiter did, like refill my ice tea at a Luby's cafeteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315117)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Sickened dilemma

I'm always the last one to finish my meal. WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315130)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

fuck i say thank you all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Violent location clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316765)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

service partner mid-convo to waiter: thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315332)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

eating your food super quickly

I have a big mouth. I'm not going to slow down. Fuck you slow-chewing motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317125)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Mint racy meetinghouse

Fuck that, I say thank you when the waiter does anything for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: self-centered free-loading house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320316)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz out-of-control gas station

Eating with mouth full us tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320546)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: orange immigrant

Announcing before we've even ordered that you're going to get the 16 oz so that you have enough to take home, then coming back with us to the office to meet the hiring partner for 5 minutes after lunch because he was out in the morning when you had your other interviews, and holding a tinfoil swan of leftover steak in your hand the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315119)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: unhinged regret travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315970)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: Mustard selfie faggot firefighter

lisping "i want it real tender tho it feel good" then trying to fuck the steak when it arrives after waiting for it to cool and then pulling wet ones out of his pocket for clean up and then eating the steak. that was definitely top five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315191)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

a big prole tell is the loudmouth prole who comments out loud,

"oh wow, there's 3 forks, that's amazing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315306)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: offensive roast beef area

Then putting a fork between each pair of fingers in your clenched fist and calling yourself "Forkzilla"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315338)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315344)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

that's a rainmaker tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315348)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beta international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315926)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: maniacal incel crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316568)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: bipolar main people national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315361)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:57 AM
Author: Demanding Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315673)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

LETS GET SOME SHOTS. AM I RIGHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315364)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Frum Senate Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315366)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: know-it-all hairraiser native alpha

Don't laugh. I've seen this in the past two cycles. Of course the prole associates encourage this behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315519)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

what are the consequences of doing this? Seriously. Do the associates go back and report that the dude is a bro who would be fun to work with? Or do they cop the shots and then badmouth the guy back at the office? What's the usual breakdown in this sort of scenario.

The reason I ask is because this might be a go-to game changer for callbacks w shitty GPAs who know they've got to stand out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316017)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316006)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

Went to dinner as SA at chanterelle in NYC where the partner wanted to do shots and asked waiters if it was possible and they said apologetically they didn't have shot glasses. Wasn't a prole tell, but partner was a douche being law firm fratty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316561)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

couldn't he just have then asked for a round of scotch neat for everyone at the table, and did it that way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316589)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

This was before dinner so scotch would be weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316668)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

what kind of dumpy place doesn't have shot glasses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316598)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

maybe that's why chanterelle closed down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316681)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316788)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation

Incredulous French waiter: "Monsieur wants a... a 'shot' glass?? I'm sorry, Monsieur, that is just not possible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316883)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317294)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

They used tumblers for the shots.

At the time I thought it was so fun and cool but now I just think it's pathetic that a middle aged partner with a family thinks it's fun to go out with a bunch of 24-25 year olds and order shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317298)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

WTF sounds fun as fuck ESP if you are a middle aged guy. What's the matter with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317368)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

Yeah fun for a miserable middle aged guy who works all the time and instead of going home to hang out with your wife and kids on one of the rare nights you arent working, you take out a bunch of obnoxious young people instead and get wasted. No wonder their wives and kids hate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317427)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

(woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317437)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Coiffed Tan Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317736)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Violet kitty cat circlehead

This has got to be a flame account. It's like you were hired to play a heel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca

agree, but mostly weird because he's doing it before the meal rather than after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317741)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317313)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Supple keepsake machete

they could have found something that would work. guy was probably a fag and they could tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317773)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:50 AM
Author: fishy locus

Major prole tell at my last SA lunch: sugar baby begged me to take her to red lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34315530)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Seedy associate partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317476)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat

Is this the one who's now your LTR GF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317521)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Doobsian Green Hairy Legs

Using a knife or a rib bone to point for emphasis? I dunno, seems, 180 tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: maniacal incel crackhouse

I ordered a Jim Beam, partner looks at me and says "well, we can definitely tell you're just out of college."

dinged :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button

Lol holy shit what q fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316718)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: unhinged regret travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317060)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: walnut cuck

You should of told him to suck a dick like a lil bitch. You're the one drinking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317717)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: multi-colored hateful affirmative action community account

I think the opposite would be even funnier. Imagine a bunch of pencil-necked geeks and east coast Jews interviewing for blue-collar prole jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316582)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: bipolar main people national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316759)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316791)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: clear beady-eyed point legal warrant

"I'll have the steak, chicken fried please"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316850)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Rebellious Sticky Degenerate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490295)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse factory reset button

This thread is like a bug zapper for XO's biggest faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34316724)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Jet wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317046)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317276)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating transparent principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317446)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Navy school cafeteria boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34505910)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful corner digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490549)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: disturbing menage generalized bond

*Goes to sushi place*

*Stabs rolls with fork*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317163)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

*Goes to sushi place with rolls in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317248)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground

omg pls tell me you're trolling us your like a caricature of yourself right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317380)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Saffron awkward dingle berry mediation

*Goes to sushi place with forks in the first place*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317729)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

lol what? even very good sushi places like Yasuda serve rolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317749)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

Because they have to cater to SA proles coming in asking for a tuna roll.

Omakase menu may have a hand roll but that's all you will find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318003)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

but you'd go to Yasuda, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318005)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

Ive gone to Yasuda many times, including a few memorable meals before the chef himself. He's a funny guy. Made fun of Jews and not eating bottom feeder fish (his business partner was of course Jewish, just like nozawa in LA). I'd like to eat at his restaurant in Tokyo.

You're right the prole tell is ordering a roll though, not the restaurant. I'm just an obnoxious snob to say any restaurant that isn't a 10 seat counter omakase only is "prole."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318242)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

but you're ARE obnoxious snob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318258)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Violet kitty cat circlehead

ugh Masa is such a prole shithold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320402)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Violent location clown

fish very bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317774)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: olive library corn cake

Not an SA but a lateral interview: Some short Russian (I think?) guy who we were interviewing ordered a cider when a group of us went out for a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317291)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

Not a prole tell, fag tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317311)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

How dare you! I love cider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317315)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: confused alcoholic sandwich idea he suggested

I rest my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317435)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Geriatric Shimmering Toilet Seat

Compounded by the fact this was supposed to be a joke at TMF's expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317504)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

really amazing subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317559)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: olive library corn cake

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317745)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca

lol exactly it's like dbg doesn't even know who tmf is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317763)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

i know tmf but i dont get how this relates to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317796)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany whorehouse macaca

summon: askav

tl:dr tmf loves to drink hard cider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317817)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

i'm more familiar with his love of nubiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317827)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace

there was an epic thread about TMF ordering a hard cider at some biglaw happy hour at a bar and we all said he was weird. i remember i was particularly hard on him.

i wish we could find the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317880)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

lulz. i'd never order it front of other men.

i'll do it in front of pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317943)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Coiffed Tan Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317532)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: olive library corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317797)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Hilarious chapel electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34317752)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Bright theater

Fascinating thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34318309)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Talented Trump Supporter Cuckoldry

Nutella never ceases to amaze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320321)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: khaki irradiated mood tanning salon

Asking the waiter if this is the smoking section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320393)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Demanding Field

250 poasts - who would have thought xo was so interested in dining etiquette?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320416)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal

this thread combines many favorite xo topics -- prole tells, mfh restaurants, free biglaw meals, nutella striving, etc.

not surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34320449)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Brilliant vigorous jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321281)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: ultramarine dysfunction garrison

Bib may have been part of a CRAB-FORWARD strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321235)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Titillating Territorial Heaven

ordering tacos/pizza/anything handheld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#34321259)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#35237013)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring carnelian public bath

Ketchup or steak sauce on steak.

Not immediately placing your napkin on your lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490625)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz out-of-control gas station

Eating the butter before (separately from) the bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490713)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring carnelian public bath

Lol WTF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36490723)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Primrose Tantric Theatre Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746093&forum_id=2#36623896)