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BROKE "PROFESSORS" LITERALLY FUCKED IN THE ASS

GRIM TALES OF WOE ABOUND AMIDST THE MODERN URBAN HELLSCAPE, ...
primrose office alpha
  09/28/17
ttiwwop also, no indication she sold her ass versus her v...
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translucent lascivious knife
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Adjuncting is hell. We recently hired 2 people and i was on...
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
Good for you. Fucking boomers.
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  09/28/17
BROTHER, BOOMERS DO NOT SEE THE WORLD THE SAME WAY YOU DO!!!...
primrose office alpha
  09/28/17
I am going to sit on every single search committee i can for...
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK BOTH ON THIS SITE AND ELSEWHE...
primrose office alpha
  09/28/17
Flotsam
mildly autistic pistol
  09/28/17
tyty
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
YW. Thank you for your service.
mildly autistic pistol
  09/28/17
holy shit 180
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  09/28/17
also, im a very domineering personality irl. i can jam shit...
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
[guy with a buffet of homeless girls in his basement]
charismatic glassy theater stage digit ratio
  09/28/17
lol. these 2 girls now on my faculty don't know how hard i ...
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
pay some homeless guy money to tell them the tale of your ma...
charismatic glassy theater stage digit ratio
  09/28/17
Same. I constantly argue to promote from within and my boo...
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Talking Windowlicker
  09/29/17
mm that is hot. what a little whore
Geriatric pocket flask
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180 OP
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“In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad c...
comical generalized bond
  09/28/17
lol
bonkers personal credit line pervert
  09/28/17
lmfao
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Concupiscible church
  09/28/17
What a scholar!
Elite Navy Stead Degenerate
  09/28/17
thats a tranny
Exhilarant boistinker university
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...
ivory police squad national
  09/28/17
sup bb, when you comin back to MPC?
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  09/28/17
179 HAHAURFUCKED impression
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  09/28/17
Thought it was one of his alts
Sienna gaped idea he suggested den
  09/28/17
? This is obviously HHYF zherself
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  09/28/17
summon: HAHAURFUCKED
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  09/28/17
crazy. this is crazy.
Alcoholic Set Indirect Expression
  09/28/17
i have zero pity for these striver fucks. all of you imagin...
mahogany kitty cat
  09/28/17
I wonder what her husband thinks of this.
Stimulating faggotry hell
  09/28/17
I am DIAMOND HARD
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  09/28/17
o what a scholar!
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teaching at university dream is like the acting dream, but f...
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180 glad i dropped out
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i feel better that most academics are libs who welcomed this...
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Obviously the admins should be gassed but I have a hard time...
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“We take a kind of vow of poverty to continue practicing our...
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  09/29/17
*farts cum*
comical generalized bond
  09/29/17
literally
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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: primrose office alpha

GRIM TALES OF WOE ABOUND AMIDST THE MODERN URBAN HELLSCAPE, WITH ACADEMICS FINALLY COMING TO THE END OF THEIR ROPES!!! HOUSING CONTROLLED BY CHINESE INVESTORS AND PRIVATE EQUITY FOREVER OUT OF THEIR REACH, THEY FACE A FUTURE OF UNENDING DEGRADATION AND FAILURE IN THE BOMBED-OUT RUINS OF THE MODERN ECONOMY!!! SOMEHOW, IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE, AND NOW MANY OF THE EDUCATORS YOU'VE ADMIRED HAVE SUNK TO HOMELESSNESS AND SELLING THEIR ASSES ON STREET CORNERS!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

"There is nothing she would rather do than teach. But after supplementing her career with tutoring and proofreading, the university lecturer decided to go to remarkable lengths to make her career financially viable.

"She first opted for her side gig during a particularly rough patch, several years ago, when her course load was suddenly cut in half and her income plunged, putting her on the brink of eviction. “In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad can it be?” she said. “And it wasn’t that bad.”"

IS THIS SHATTERED WRECK OF HUMAN SPINDRIFT ONE OF THE "ESCORTS" WE SO RIGHTFULLY MOCK JJC FOR RESORTING TO??? NO, IT'S WORSE!!! SHE'S ONE OF THE ONES THAT EVEN JJC WOULDN'T DEIGN TO FUCK!!!

"A quarter of part-time college academics (many of whom are adjuncts, though it’s not uncommon for adjuncts to work 40 hours a week or more) are said to be enrolled in public assistance programs such as Medicaid.

"They resort to food banks and Goodwill, and there is even an adjuncts’ cookbook that shows how to turn items like beef scraps, chicken bones and orange peel into meals."

JUST IMAGINE IF THEIR MIDDLE-CLASS MOTHERS COULD SEE THEM NOW!!! MOTHER'S WHITE-CARB CASSEROLE MAY HAVE BEEN PROLE, BUT IT FILLED THEIR LITTLE TUMMIES AND STUCK TO THEIR RIBS ON THOSE COLD WINTER NIGHTS IN THE LOW-RENT SUBURBS!!! NOW, MOMMY'S LITTLE GIRL IS MAKING HOBO STEW OUT OF DISCARDED KFC AND SUPERMARKET WASTE!!!

JUST IMAGINE HOW PROUD HER MOTHER WAS WHEN HER DAUGHTER TOLD HER, "MOMMA, I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED FOR A PH.D IN ENGLISH LITERATURE"!!! FINALLY, THE PEOPLE IN THE GOOD PART OF TOWN WERE GOING TO THINK SHE WAS RESPECTABLE!!! BUT NOW HER DAUGHTER IS A LONELY HOOKER EATING DISCARDED BUTCHER-SHOP TRIMMINGS LIKE A MUTT IN A WARNER BROTHERS CARTOON FROM THE DEPRESSION!!! THIS IS TRULY CRUELTY TO MAKE THE ANGELS WEEP!!!

LET THIS HORRIBLE EXAMPLE GET YOU GRATEFUL FOR YOUR BIGLAW DESK. IT'S TIME TO EARN, PEOPLE!!! DO SOME PUSH UPS AND BILL SOME HOURS BECAUSE THIS IS A COLD, RAT-FACED WORLD, AND EVEN THE HOOKERS ARE BILLING HOURLY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319181)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: charismatic glassy theater stage digit ratio

ttiwwop

also, no indication she sold her ass versus her vag and mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319188)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Peach floppy mexican location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319189)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: translucent lascivious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319208)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

Adjuncting is hell. We recently hired 2 people and i was on their search committees and i forcememed hiring 2 adjuncts into full time tenure lines. They originally wanted to relocate two currently fully employed tenured academics from the midwest and southeast. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319217)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: coral background story plaza

Good for you. Fucking boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319223)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: primrose office alpha

BROTHER, BOOMERS DO NOT SEE THE WORLD THE SAME WAY YOU DO!!! WHERE YOU SEE TWO HUNGRY YOUNG WORKERS WHO WILL GIVE IT THEIR ALL, THEY SEE TWO ENTITLED PUNKS WHO HAVEN'T PAID THEIR DUES YET!!! IT MAKES BOOMERS VISCERALLY ANGRY TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO AREN'T LIVING IN TOTAL POVERTY AND DEPRESSION!!! YOU BROKE MANY BOOMER HEARTS WITH YOUR BOLD STANCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

I am going to sit on every single search committee i can for the rest of my career. fuck that. we have a weird set up where we have a bank of tenure track faculty who volunteer to sit on different departments committees searches. so every department search gets 2 random outside faculty. people hate doing it but it counts for review as "service". i'm going to do as many of these as i can for the next 30 years. saving the floatsdam of adjuncts from lives of misery. FUCK ALL THAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319314)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: primrose office alpha

YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK BOTH ON THIS SITE AND ELSEWHERE BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319386)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic pistol

Flotsam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319671)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319731)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic pistol

YW. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing claret marketing idea orchestra pit

holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

also, im a very domineering personality irl. i can jam shit down throats very convincingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: charismatic glassy theater stage digit ratio

[guy with a buffet of homeless girls in his basement]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319333)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

lol. these 2 girls now on my faculty don't know how hard i pushed for them. thankfully they're cool and i will never let them in on how it went down. but they'd blow me if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: charismatic glassy theater stage digit ratio

pay some homeless guy money to tell them the tale of your magnanimity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: motley maroon forum chad

Same. I constantly argue to promote from within and my boomer overlords want to hire washed up burnt out people with x years in this exact role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321632)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Geriatric pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319331)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: soggy bisexual double fault

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319735)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: arrogant old irish cottage theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320002)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: ivory police squad national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321652)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: White school gaming laptop



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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Talking Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34327564)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Geriatric pocket flask

mm that is hot. what a little whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Sinister maniacal tanning salon sex offender

180 OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319365)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: comical generalized bond

“In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad can it be?” she said. “And it wasn’t that bad.”

Birdbrain firing on all cylinders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319369)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319516)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Abnormal volcanic crater

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319634)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319699)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Elite Navy Stead Degenerate

What a scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant boistinker university

thats a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: ivory police squad national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: mahogany kitty cat

sup bb, when you comin back to MPC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319688)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Slippery Onyx Area

179 HAHAURFUCKED impression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319733)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Sienna gaped idea he suggested den

Thought it was one of his alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319758)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: excitant costumed space patrolman

?

This is obviously HHYF zherself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322431)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: sepia corner cumskin

summon: HAHAURFUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319742)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Set Indirect Expression

crazy. this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320041)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: mahogany kitty cat

i have zero pity for these striver fucks. all of you imagined you would be lording over your prole family and now you are fighting for scraps. lmao. cosmic justice. fuck libs. move to the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320089)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Stimulating faggotry hell

I wonder what her husband thinks of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320148)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: frisky ratface

I am DIAMOND HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320154)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: crystalline razzle kitchen

o what a scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321497)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Canary boyish useless brakes

teaching at university dream is like the acting dream, but for ugly introverted ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321770)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Contagious site

180 glad i dropped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321795)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: White school gaming laptop



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: talented brunch

i feel better that most academics are libs who welcomed this hellscape...oh, you want out? lol, send in your cv, we'll let you know (with little air quotes and a wink).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: cracking orange toaster

Obviously the admins should be gassed but I have a hard time feeling too sorry for people who will only do one job and no other no matter what. These people are obviously fucked but several adjuncts that I have known viewed anything other than teaching college as beneath them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322073)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Provocative Heaven

"I have a hard time feeling too sorry for people who will only do one job and no other no matter what."

Word. Although, it sounds like there are some other "jobs" they are willing to do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#36284895)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: amber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322396)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: Crimson marvelous parlour telephone

“We take a kind of vow of poverty to continue practicing our profession,” Debra Leigh Scott, who is working on a documentary about adjuncts, said in an email. “We do it because we are dedicated to scholarship, to learning, to our students and to our disciplines.”

Oh, what scholarship!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322947)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: comical generalized bond

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326179)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible church

literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326190)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Exciting cordovan lodge keepsake machete

Is Leiter giving up his booty now that he’s been disgraced or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326227)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: adulterous razzmatazz box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#36284875)