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GRIM TALES OF WOE ABOUND AMIDST THE MODERN URBAN HELLSCAPE, ...
sinister garrison generalized bond
  09/28/17
ttiwwop also, no indication she sold her ass versus her v...
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  09/28/17
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Shimmering menage
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contagious ceo hominid
  09/28/17
Adjuncting is hell. We recently hired 2 people and i was on...
Provocative set
  09/28/17
Good for you. Fucking boomers.
Gold Irate Alpha
  09/28/17
BROTHER, BOOMERS DO NOT SEE THE WORLD THE SAME WAY YOU DO!!!...
sinister garrison generalized bond
  09/28/17
I am going to sit on every single search committee i can for...
Provocative set
  09/28/17
YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK BOTH ON THIS SITE AND ELSEWHE...
sinister garrison generalized bond
  09/28/17
Flotsam
Clear Electric Furnace
  09/28/17
tyty
Provocative set
  09/28/17
YW. Thank you for your service.
Clear Electric Furnace
  09/28/17
holy shit 180
heady house associate
  09/28/17
also, im a very domineering personality irl. i can jam shit...
Provocative set
  09/28/17
[guy with a buffet of homeless girls in his basement]
excitant aqua location
  09/28/17
lol. these 2 girls now on my faculty don't know how hard i ...
Provocative set
  09/28/17
pay some homeless guy money to tell them the tale of your ma...
excitant aqua location
  09/28/17
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  09/29/17
mm that is hot. what a little whore
wild principal's office
  09/28/17
180 OP
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“In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad c...
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  09/28/17
lol
Provocative set
  09/28/17
lmfao
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citrine hall masturbator
  09/28/17
What a scholar!
Trip Mood Marketing Idea
  09/28/17
thats a tranny
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  09/28/17
...
Beady-eyed state
  09/28/17
sup bb, when you comin back to MPC?
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  09/28/17
179 HAHAURFUCKED impression
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  09/28/17
Thought it was one of his alts
Jet sick cruise ship dopamine
  09/28/17
? This is obviously HHYF zherself
sepia haunting private investor
  09/28/17
summon: HAHAURFUCKED
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  09/28/17
crazy. this is crazy.
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i have zero pity for these striver fucks. all of you imagin...
chrome twinkling uncleanness potus
  09/28/17
I wonder what her husband thinks of this.
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  09/28/17
I am DIAMOND HARD
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  09/28/17
o what a scholar!
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  09/28/17
teaching at university dream is like the acting dream, but f...
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  09/28/17
180 glad i dropped out
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i feel better that most academics are libs who welcomed this...
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Obviously the admins should be gassed but I have a hard time...
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“We take a kind of vow of poverty to continue practicing our...
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  09/29/17
*farts cum*
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  09/29/17
literally
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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: sinister garrison generalized bond

GRIM TALES OF WOE ABOUND AMIDST THE MODERN URBAN HELLSCAPE, WITH ACADEMICS FINALLY COMING TO THE END OF THEIR ROPES!!! HOUSING CONTROLLED BY CHINESE INVESTORS AND PRIVATE EQUITY FOREVER OUT OF THEIR REACH, THEY FACE A FUTURE OF UNENDING DEGRADATION AND FAILURE IN THE BOMBED-OUT RUINS OF THE MODERN ECONOMY!!! SOMEHOW, IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE, AND NOW MANY OF THE EDUCATORS YOU'VE ADMIRED HAVE SUNK TO HOMELESSNESS AND SELLING THEIR ASSES ON STREET CORNERS!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

"There is nothing she would rather do than teach. But after supplementing her career with tutoring and proofreading, the university lecturer decided to go to remarkable lengths to make her career financially viable.

"She first opted for her side gig during a particularly rough patch, several years ago, when her course load was suddenly cut in half and her income plunged, putting her on the brink of eviction. “In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad can it be?” she said. “And it wasn’t that bad.”"

IS THIS SHATTERED WRECK OF HUMAN SPINDRIFT ONE OF THE "ESCORTS" WE SO RIGHTFULLY MOCK JJC FOR RESORTING TO??? NO, IT'S WORSE!!! SHE'S ONE OF THE ONES THAT EVEN JJC WOULDN'T DEIGN TO FUCK!!!

"A quarter of part-time college academics (many of whom are adjuncts, though it’s not uncommon for adjuncts to work 40 hours a week or more) are said to be enrolled in public assistance programs such as Medicaid.

"They resort to food banks and Goodwill, and there is even an adjuncts’ cookbook that shows how to turn items like beef scraps, chicken bones and orange peel into meals."

JUST IMAGINE IF THEIR MIDDLE-CLASS MOTHERS COULD SEE THEM NOW!!! MOTHER'S WHITE-CARB CASSEROLE MAY HAVE BEEN PROLE, BUT IT FILLED THEIR LITTLE TUMMIES AND STUCK TO THEIR RIBS ON THOSE COLD WINTER NIGHTS IN THE LOW-RENT SUBURBS!!! NOW, MOMMY'S LITTLE GIRL IS MAKING HOBO STEW OUT OF DISCARDED KFC AND SUPERMARKET WASTE!!!

JUST IMAGINE HOW PROUD HER MOTHER WAS WHEN HER DAUGHTER TOLD HER, "MOMMA, I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED FOR A PH.D IN ENGLISH LITERATURE"!!! FINALLY, THE PEOPLE IN THE GOOD PART OF TOWN WERE GOING TO THINK SHE WAS RESPECTABLE!!! BUT NOW HER DAUGHTER IS A LONELY HOOKER EATING DISCARDED BUTCHER-SHOP TRIMMINGS LIKE A MUTT IN A WARNER BROTHERS CARTOON FROM THE DEPRESSION!!! THIS IS TRULY CRUELTY TO MAKE THE ANGELS WEEP!!!

LET THIS HORRIBLE EXAMPLE GET YOU GRATEFUL FOR YOUR BIGLAW DESK. IT'S TIME TO EARN, PEOPLE!!! DO SOME PUSH UPS AND BILL SOME HOURS BECAUSE THIS IS A COLD, RAT-FACED WORLD, AND EVEN THE HOOKERS ARE BILLING HOURLY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319181)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: excitant aqua location

ttiwwop

also, no indication she sold her ass versus her vag and mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319188)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: Electric cowardly preventive strike area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319189)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Shimmering menage



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: contagious ceo hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319208)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Provocative set

Adjuncting is hell. We recently hired 2 people and i was on their search committees and i forcememed hiring 2 adjuncts into full time tenure lines. They originally wanted to relocate two currently fully employed tenured academics from the midwest and southeast. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319217)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Gold Irate Alpha

Good for you. Fucking boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319223)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: sinister garrison generalized bond

BROTHER, BOOMERS DO NOT SEE THE WORLD THE SAME WAY YOU DO!!! WHERE YOU SEE TWO HUNGRY YOUNG WORKERS WHO WILL GIVE IT THEIR ALL, THEY SEE TWO ENTITLED PUNKS WHO HAVEN'T PAID THEIR DUES YET!!! IT MAKES BOOMERS VISCERALLY ANGRY TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO AREN'T LIVING IN TOTAL POVERTY AND DEPRESSION!!! YOU BROKE MANY BOOMER HEARTS WITH YOUR BOLD STANCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319280)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Provocative set

I am going to sit on every single search committee i can for the rest of my career. fuck that. we have a weird set up where we have a bank of tenure track faculty who volunteer to sit on different departments committees searches. so every department search gets 2 random outside faculty. people hate doing it but it counts for review as "service". i'm going to do as many of these as i can for the next 30 years. saving the floatsdam of adjuncts from lives of misery. FUCK ALL THAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319314)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: sinister garrison generalized bond

YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK BOTH ON THIS SITE AND ELSEWHERE BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319386)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Clear Electric Furnace

Flotsam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319671)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Provocative set

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319731)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Clear Electric Furnace

YW. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319740)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: heady house associate

holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322445)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Provocative set

also, im a very domineering personality irl. i can jam shit down throats very convincingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319322)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: excitant aqua location

[guy with a buffet of homeless girls in his basement]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319333)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Provocative set

lol. these 2 girls now on my faculty don't know how hard i pushed for them. thankfully they're cool and i will never let them in on how it went down. but they'd blow me if they knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319356)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: excitant aqua location

pay some homeless guy money to tell them the tale of your magnanimity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319523)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: talented bat-shit-crazy home legend

Same. I constantly argue to promote from within and my boomer overlords want to hire washed up burnt out people with x years in this exact role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321632)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: wild principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319331)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Cream mind-boggling coldplay fan

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319711)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Clear Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319735)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: abnormal heaven messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320002)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321652)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Underhanded insane death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321997)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: snowy locale regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34327564)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: wild principal's office

mm that is hot. what a little whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319320)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable theater stage legal warrant

180 OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319365)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: vibrant stage

“In my mind I was like, I’ve had one-night stands, how bad can it be?” she said. “And it wasn’t that bad.”

Birdbrain firing on all cylinders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319369)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Provocative set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319516)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: maize friendly grandma cuckoldry

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319634)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: citrine hall masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319699)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Trip Mood Marketing Idea

What a scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322381)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lilac trump supporter

thats a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319372)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319575)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: chrome twinkling uncleanness potus

sup bb, when you comin back to MPC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319688)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: chocolate vigorous idea he suggested

179 HAHAURFUCKED impression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319733)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: Jet sick cruise ship dopamine

Thought it was one of his alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319758)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: sepia haunting private investor

?

This is obviously HHYF zherself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322431)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Hairless Brilliant Pit

summon: HAHAURFUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34319742)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: pea-brained grizzly stain parlour

crazy. this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320041)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: chrome twinkling uncleanness potus

i have zero pity for these striver fucks. all of you imagined you would be lording over your prole family and now you are fighting for scraps. lmao. cosmic justice. fuck libs. move to the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320089)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: multi-colored bistre incel lay

I wonder what her husband thinks of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320148)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: exhilarant glassy striped hyena

I am DIAMOND HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34320154)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: sexy cracking national security agency nowag

o what a scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321497)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Domesticated blathering lettuce degenerate

teaching at university dream is like the acting dream, but for ugly introverted ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321770)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Titillating offensive hairy legs

180 glad i dropped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321795)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Underhanded insane death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34321844)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: blue wrinkle

i feel better that most academics are libs who welcomed this hellscape...oh, you want out? lol, send in your cv, we'll let you know (with little air quotes and a wink).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322020)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: doobsian nursing home jap

Obviously the admins should be gassed but I have a hard time feeling too sorry for people who will only do one job and no other no matter what. These people are obviously fucked but several adjuncts that I have known viewed anything other than teaching college as beneath them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322073)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Sticky mental disorder

"I have a hard time feeling too sorry for people who will only do one job and no other no matter what."

Word. Although, it sounds like there are some other "jobs" they are willing to do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#36284895)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Nofapping indian lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322396)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy senate

“We take a kind of vow of poverty to continue practicing our profession,” Debra Leigh Scott, who is working on a documentary about adjuncts, said in an email. “We do it because we are dedicated to scholarship, to learning, to our students and to our disciplines.”

Oh, what scholarship!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34322947)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: vibrant stage

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326179)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: citrine hall masturbator

literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326190)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Cordovan Base Azn

Is Leiter giving up his booty now that he’s been disgraced or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#34326227)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: appetizing philosopher-king casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746755&forum_id=2#36284875)