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ITT: I make up hypothetical girls. CharlesXII says if he'd date them.
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:38 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Binary yes/no answers from Chuck 12 please. He can assume that each girl being described is at least nominally Catholic and of average DC 5 appearance, unless the hypo specifically states otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322085) |
Date: September 28th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 25 year old graduate of American University, originally from near Allentown, PA. Works as a paralegal at a DC BIGLAW firm. Is on the fence about whether or not she wants to go to law school. Hardcore Philadelphia sports fan: loves the Phillies and the Eagles. Hates the Nationals, Redskins, [football] Giants, and Mets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322089) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Violent titillating hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322173) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:19 PM Author: hilarious base Sure, if only so I can use the first date to propagandize against LS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322400) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: House-broken mental disorder Sorry, this one died of a heart attack during the excitement of harassing a guy at a white pride rally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322424) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: Pearl rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325191) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 27 year old graduate of Brown. Majored in Art History, works a low level administrative job at one of the Smithsonians. Her passion in life is Italian renaissance art and she takes yearly trips to Italy to see famous paintings and churches and will expect you to join her on these trips. She is politically liberal, except that she’s pro-life.
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Glittery unholy trust fund rofl at pro life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322179) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:20 PM Author: hilarious base Pro-life is good and I like the appreciation of classic art but I'm guessing we'd have too much values dissonance despite the pro-life part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322408) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:56 PM Author: gaped masturbator blood rage is she catholic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325320) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Yes. All girls are Catholic unless explicitly stated otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325333) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:58 PM Author: gaped masturbator blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325337) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Massive sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35043214) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 32 year old Coptic Christian: born in the USA of Egyptian immigrant parents. Works as a contractor for the DoD. Loves Trump, dislikes Muslims, spends a lot of time on Facebook pointing out how hypocritical libs are in their treatment of Islam. She is about 20 - 30 lbs overweight.
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:21 PM Author: hilarious base Pass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322413) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:55 AM Author: Sienna Chad Crackhouse lol sounds amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041587) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 30 year old Greek Orthodox girl: born in the USA of Greek immigrant parents. Her father is a millionaire who made a fortune in the shipping industry. She is deeply religious and conservative and family oriented, but not very intelligent. She tries to sound intelligent by talking about smart people things like economic policy or Greek history, but gets a lot of things wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322097) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:29 PM Author: hilarious base Dumb or not, this chick being single at 30 raises red flags. Age itself is getting into risky territory as well; by the time we'd marry she could be 33+ and at risk of serious fertility decline. If I'm having kids I'd prefer several.
Still, enough upside to try some dates. |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:42 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 29 year old girl originally from Knoxville, TN. She has spent the last 12 years working for her favorite person in the entire world, Senator Bob Corker (R-TN). She worked on his campaign in 2006 and has been with Corker ever since as a staff member. She really does think Corker is the greatest American politician and constantly tells campaign war stories from that '06 election where they narrowly beat Harold Ford. You can tell Corker was like a father figure to her (her real father died when she was 12 or 13) and now that he's retiring she seems lost, adrift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322117) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:31 PM Author: hilarious base Did she have sex with Corker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322477) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Doesn't appear so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322486) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: hilarious base Can we ever be sure, though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322498) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig No. You get the sense she'd be honored if Corker wanted to have sex with her, but that a dense of duty to protect his career would have prevented her from doing anything of the sort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322504) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 11:04 AM Author: chartreuse state goal in life legit lol'd at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34324511) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:50 PM Author: wild knife temple lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325275) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:16 PM Author: amethyst fragrant principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327399) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:54 AM Author: frisky nibblets But enough about Sarah Huckabee Sanders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041581) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:46 PM Author: Dashing cyan corn cake lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325246) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 25 year old graduate of UMass who was a hardcore Goth in high school and still wears very dark makeup. She has very pale skin and dark hair. She works as an auditor for the GAO, basically spending all day looking at government procurement records and checking for violations of procurement policy. Oh yeah, her uncle is Bill Belichick, and she has a very slight facial resemblance to him that once you see, you cannot unsee. She is interested in Eschatology - not just theologically (face it, Catholic Eschatology is boring as fuck compared to Protestantism or Islam) but also culturally, in that she likes to talk about how the end times are depicted in popular culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322168) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: hilarious base ...Strange, but I guess if she swung back to Catholicism there's upside. Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322491) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:15 AM Author: wild knife temple Boner Police getting hard at Bill Belichick, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322820) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:21 AM Author: Passionate hairless liquid oxygen son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322847) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: fluffy home skinny woman I am bumping this for all your hard work. considering XO is slow as fuck anybody who is putting in so much effort deserves our gratitude
THANK |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:52 PM Author: Soggy plaza this is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322195) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig If Charles XII won't deign to enter this thread and reply, I hope it can find a second life as people argue with each other how he should have answered each hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322232) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: razzmatazz plum people who are hurt mediation cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322202) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: Dashing cyan corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325248) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:54 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 23 year old Filipino girl (moved to the USA at age 12, has a slight accent, fluent in English, Spanish, and Tagalog) who has a nursing degree and is studying to become a Nurse Practitioner. Her political philosophy is that Dutere has done nothing wrong, and she voted for Trump but is disappointed at how weak he has been as President. Why can't he be more effective like Dutere? She has made it clear to you that she wants kids, and even has specific goals in mind for these kids, like what instruments they would play and what they would major in at school. And she expects you to eventually move to Fairfax County where the schools are better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322214) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: hilarious base Sounds 180 but relationship would be a serious struggle for supremacy. Then again if she likes Duterte she's probably into that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322515) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 11:05 AM Author: chartreuse state goal in life leave earl A L O N E (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34324517) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:48 PM Author: Dashing cyan corn cake I want her if Charles passes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325254) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 30 year old objective 7, originally from rural Ohio. She is deeply involved in charity work, and her charity of choice is one that fights human trafficking and sex slavery. During her early to mid 20's, she did field work in the Midwest, rescuing girls who were being forced into truck stop prostitution. She is impressed with your strong knowledge of how truck stop prostitution works, and you have not told her that this is from Peterman threads. Now she works in DC at the charity's headquarters doing administrative work and fundraising. Anyway, she is deeply socially conservative, religious, etc., but fighting human trafficking is her passion and you will always be #2. Also, she'd probably pressure you to do more stories on human trafficking at whatever media outlet you work for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322281) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: hilarious base The "always #2" aspect is disconcerting. Marriage has to involve total commitment to one another. She'd probably demand that I quit XO due to its blithe attitude toward this issue and that'd be a no-go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322545) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig why would you tell her about XO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322566) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: hilarious base If I can't tell a woman about XO then I don't have sufficient trust to marry her. You think this is a GAME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322584) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:44 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322586) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:04 AM Author: Passionate hairless liquid oxygen son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322757) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 8:02 AM Author: wild knife temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34323632) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:42 PM Author: Pearl rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325226) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:49 PM Author: Dashing cyan corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325265) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:56 AM Author: Pea-brained Brilliant Volcanic Crater Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041590) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:56 AM Author: Sienna Chad Crackhouse 91350709682348692642372 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041592) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Vibrant den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35845701) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: Frozen University she would embrace your use of XO since it provides valuable truck stop information as noted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325190) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:20 AM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs "Uh oh", said the human-trafficked teenager as she deliberately lowered her anus onto a trucker's cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34346448) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: hilarious base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34347525) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:57 AM Author: Sienna Chad Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041593) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:11 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 27 year old girl from Wisconsin who is your definition of a subjective 10 physically. She's Catholic, conservative, went to Notre Dame for college where she majored in history, and even enjoys table top war games. Big Packers fan. However, two big flaws:
(1) she has a History PhD from Boston College. She is thereby unemployed. She supports herself in DC (barely) by doing odd jobs like proofreading or tutoring.
(2) She feels, very strongly, that the Catholic Church should allow women to be ordained as deacons and priests. This is the only liberal view she holds, but she holds it very dearly and will argue until she is blue in the face that there is archaeological evidence of female ordination in the early church. She is vocal about this on social media. |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: hilarious base You sick son of a bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322552) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig binary answer pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322574) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: hilarious base Would date but if I cannot remedy her severe public heresy it'll be a challenge for the relationship to succeed. Publicly advocating female ordination makes her basically non-Catholic, and I will never join a denomination that ordains women.
The PhD/nojerb thing is whatever. Fixable with time and I can probably help her get a better job. |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:52 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig I discovered this gem while researching the hypo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Womenpriests |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:04 PM Author: chrome stag film If you can't overlook a single significant difference in opinion--even one that you regard as heresy--in order to lock down your subjective 10, then brother you are just not cut out for women.
So...would you be interested in hearing more about bodybuilding? There's this great international federation... |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:10 PM Author: hilarious base Hypo aside, nobody is JUST in favor of women priests. Pushing that involves the total rejection of orthodox Christian belief. She's basically not even Catholic. I view alignment on basic worldview as substantially more important than shared interests or hotness. It's borderline essential, while the others are merely bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325421) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Here's her deal: she believes in the importance of the example set by the early church fathers. She thinks that they were extra inspired by the Holy Spirit or something and studies their writings closely. She also believes that, because of frescos purportedly showing female deacons, there were ordained women in the early Church, and therefore the Church fathers must have known about it and condoned it.
So basically, she looks to the early church to reconstruct what kind of church should exist today, and she managed to reconstruct a church that looks pretty much just like today's Catholic Church with the exception of women ordination. She thinks Catholicism got everything right but that. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: hilarious base Sorry man, but this is like saying "She thinks Catholicism got everything right but the Resurrection." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325503) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: chrome stag film Odd case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325453) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:20 PM Author: chartreuse state goal in life "strongly supports women priests" implies a whole lot of other things that CXII is probably reading into this hypo, that would make this girl far less palatable to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325490) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:24 PM Author: hilarious base Exactly. Krampus is doing his best to put this in isolation but IMO it's really impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325510) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: chrome stag film I'm just saying, if the list of things you would overlook for your objective 10 is not long and comprehensive, then IFNB (or the priesthood) may be right for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325596) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: hilarious base I'd overlook many things, but a severe, strongly-held difference in basic worldview is probably not one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325623) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:41 PM Author: chartreuse state goal in life beauty is fleeting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325624) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: Submissive coral reading party lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322608) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325287) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 24 year old girl from a wealthy Catholic family. She became independently wealthy by taking money her parents had given her as a graduation present and investing it in cryptocurrency, though she is all cashed out now. Her new project is to start a new fundraising network to support pro-life candidates for office, targeting donor populations she thinks the other big players in this space miss. She truly believes in the power of blockchain to disrupt how political fundraising is done. While her pro-life beliefs are sincere, you notice that she has a private personality very different from her public persona. In public, she is a nice conservative girl, always smiling and positive. In private, she uses coarse, vulgar language and can be very cynical. She's also like 4'9". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322416) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: Violent titillating hospital I would marry any of these women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322520) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: hilarious base Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322568) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs literally none of this is a negative (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325310) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Rambunctious galvanic roast beef stage Marry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327083) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 4:26 PM Author: wild knife temple lol at her being a sellcuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34920057) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: House-broken mental disorder Living in counterfactual worlds With my hypothetical girls
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325311) |
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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: sepia partner travel guidebook 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322614) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:09 AM Author: wild knife temple loled hard at some of these.
Truly a 180 work |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:12 AM Author: Passionate hairless liquid oxygen son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322807) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:12 AM Author: hilarious base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322808) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: impressive vigorous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34323723) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325317) |
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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Snowy box office queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35347876) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: Insane Psychic Attractive Catholic brunette who works the American Enterprise Insitute as a junior research assistant. She’s 23 years old, and probably about a 7/10 as far as looks alone are concerned. BA from Sienna College in New York, which is near where she grew up. She goes to mass about twice a month would like to go more. She likes the outdoors and spends her free time jogging in rock creek park or hiking with a close girlfriend on trails nearby. She’s politically right of center but mostly moderate: voted for Trump but strongly dislikes him and believes him to be a senile racist. She got married to her high school sweetheart when she was 19 but the marriage fell apart after a year when he was abusive; she was able to get it annulled . She is very embarrassed about this, and it won’t come up organically until after you’ve dated a long time. Her family are nice Catholics who live in upstate NY; her father makes a decent living as an accountant and her mom has always stayed home to watch her and her 2 siblings.
She hasn’t sexed anyone except her ex husband. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: hilarious base The ex-husband-at-23 bit is seriously weird and indicates worrisome decision-making, but I'd probably be willing to date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34324477) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 9:02 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dysfunction Every time I get disgusted with xo, a thread like this comes along to remind me why I like it here. Wish I could quit you, xo. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 11:06 AM Author: chartreuse state goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34324534) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 25 year old girl from a Long Island Italian Catholic family. She has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and self-identifies with this. Except, she feels that Asperger's Syndrome should not be treated as a disease and favors rebranding Aspies to "infovores" because that has less stigma. Apart from this, her other views are either apolitical or vaguely conservative.
Her aspieness manifests in her obsession with three specific things: (1) the history of the American automobile industry, (2) the career of American comic actor Dick Van Dyke, and (3) the history of menu items at Burger King. She has encyclopedic knowledge of these three things, is constantly researching them further, and has a tendency to lecture people about these things and has trouble understanding that they might not be interested in hearing about it. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: hilarious base Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325427) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 23 year old girl originally from rural Iowa. In high school she got really into Magic: The Gathering and discovered she was good at it. Scary good. She became a seriously competitive player of MTG and has finished very high at major national tournaments. She runs a MTG blog and is famous among MTG players and those who follow competitive MTG.
She was raised Catholic and Republican and largely still holds these views; however, she admits that the blatant sexual harassment, catcalling, and unwanted touching she is routinely subjected to at MTG tournaments is making her rethink her opposition to feminism. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: hilarious base Sure; we'd have a 180 time ridiculing those weirdos, hopefully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325431) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: 180 theater stage leave gaby spartz alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327245) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:11 PM Author: floppy cruise ship LOL, I suspected this was a real person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327342) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:41 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 25 year old girl who moved to the USA from Hungary as a 10 year old. She is a subjective 8/10, she really loves Viktor Orban and Sebastian Gorka, and she is really into Catholicism and traditional femininity. There's just one problem. She hates gypsies. Like, really really hates gypsies. She constantly talks about how gypsies are dirty, gypsies are thieves, gypsies are ruining Hungary, etc. She brings this up at social events all the time and turns a lot of people off. She's been in the USA for 15 years and still has yet to get the memo that while casual anti-Ziganism is acceptable in Hungary, it just isn't an acceptable subject for polite conversation in the USA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325220) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:01 PM Author: Magenta Hairy Legs has she ever said hitler should've finished the job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325357) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:04 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig No, she dislikes Hitler. She views Hitler as yet another example of German-speaking peoples interfering in the affairs of Hungary and despises the consequences of Operation Panzerfaust, the 1944 German overthrow of Admiral Miklos Horthy, who had run a conservative dictatorship in Hungary since 1920. She also views WWII and the death of 11 million civilians and millions of combatants as a tragedy.
She doesn't want gypsies genocided, she just wants them out of Hungary. It's OK with her if they continue to live in Romania. Or at least not the Hungarian-speaking parts of Romania. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:04 PM Author: chartreuse state goal in life Horthy did nothing wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325387) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:06 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig She does admire Miklos Horthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325395) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Wonderful jewess useless brakes All the Romanians I've met say shit like this to me all the time, no one cares about the gypsies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325673) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: hilarious base I would encourage her to feel a little more Christian love toward gypsies, since we are all God's children. That said, can I skip past dating and marry her right now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325434) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:14 PM Author: wild knife temple 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325448) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: floppy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325450) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:57 PM Author: Crawly irate mood But she dislikes Hitler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325730) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Follow up:
You've been married for two years. Slowly, friends have stopped inviting you to parties, apparently because they find your wife too abrasive. There was an incident where you took her to a cocktail hour with some other journalists, and she got into a loud shouting match with Jennifer Rubin from the Washington Post, which she ended by pointing to her wrist and yelling "the blood of Attila runs through these veins!"
One day, she announces that the two of you will be hosting her cousin, Matyas, who is 21 years old and unemployed in Hungary. Matyas is going to spend 6 months in America to "see the country". After 3 weeks, it seems that Matyas - who has a shaved head and wears a tracksuit - has little interest in anything other than sleeping on your couch and playing your video game systems. You finally get Matyas to go outside and do something by buying him tickets to a Washington United soccer game. Then, you get a phone call that Matyas is in jail. He got into an altercation with a New England Revolution fan and hit him in the face with a chain.
What do you do? Your wife is pregnant with your first child, a boy she insists you name Janos after Janos Hunyadi. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:43 PM Author: hilarious base 1. I have numerous friends who would LOL heartily at the gypsies so it seems unlikely they would stop inviting us due to that.
2. I guess we'd have to help her cousin out. Family is family. Why the fuck did I buy him tickets to a shitty soccer game though?
3. Babbydood named Janos seems 180. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Insane Psychic First of all I lol’ed heartily at “Washington United”. Second of all of course you do everything you can to help out including hiring an attorney. Dude is family at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327457) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 28 year old girl who attended the University of Maryland on full scholarship and got a degree in a soft STEM field. She currently works as a Program Manager for a tech-related federal agency. Like, I don't know, NIST or something.
She has accepted the gospel of ACP on certificates. Over the last half decade, she has earned no less than THREE certificates from top schools like Georgetown, Stanford, and Johns Hopkins, which she did mostly online and in a matter of months. The certificates are in things like Public Policy, Budget Analysis, and other things relevant to her job. She proudly lists all of them on her resume and believes they will one day help her get a better job because they add prestige to her resume and are related to skills desirable in a manager at her agency. Further, she believes so much in the transformative power of these certificates that she constantly recommends them to friends or people she meets at parties. She will even email links to certificate programs to friends and contacts she thinks could benefit from them, unsolicited.
Oh, and she really hates MY MASTERS...because she thinks that certificates offer the same benefits at a much lower price. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: hilarious base Odd but probably tolerable, and will grow more acceptable as more people realize what a SCAM academia is. Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325452) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:58 PM Author: Pearl rehab 24 year old girl from Georgia who works in client relations for a green-energy tech start-up. Big on family and faith, she identifies as a traditional conservative and die-hard Southerner. Ambitious and future-oriented, she has a fondness for intelligent frat boy types. She is genuinely well-read, and has decided to skip grad school after deciding it didn't make financial sense. She is dumb and unimpressive enough to be impressed by someone's lower-ivy academic pedigree. However, two big flaws:
(1) She is a morbidly obese whale who any self-respecting man would be moritified to be seen with in public
(2) She has a minor drinking problem and is only interested in dating Brad Pitt. |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: wild knife temple rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325432) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:33 PM Author: hilarious base Seems rather unappealing tbh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326006) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: mischievous wrinkle theater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34327982) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: Domesticated business firm hunting ground make these realistic for the poor guy: these girls have to be either quite overweight or very plain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326077) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: chartreuse state goal in life What about "DC 5" don't you get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326126) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: hilarious base I'm a lot more tolerant of plain than of overweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326199) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Pearl rehab Is this girl overweight though? She's wearing a red burlap sack. https://imgur.com/VkcET2Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326268) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 3:24 PM Author: hilarious base Pretty hard to tell from a single photo, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326437) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:01 PM Author: bearded organic girlfriend nursing home she looks a tad chubby with bad fashion sense about what makes her body look good, not really fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543944) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34540996) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:22 AM Author: Canary Digit Ratio Ladyboy good thread, ty for bumping so I could revisit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34541007) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig 27 year old blonde from Texas, descended from Catholic Bohemian immigrants who came to central Texas in the 19th century. Since then, her family has completely assimilated to Texas culture, and she fits every Texas stereotype in the book. She has big hair, she wears cowboy boots all the time, she has a textbook Texas drawl and refers to everyone as "honey", and she is a hardcore fan of both the Texas Longhorns and the Dallas Cowboys. During weekends in the fall, you basically can't have any plans unless they include some way for her to watch both the Longhorns and the Cowboys play. And if they should play poorly or lose, she will get very upset.
Oh yeah: and she has made it known that she would like you to start wearing a bolo tie. |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:58 PM Author: hilarious base Sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543916) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: rose hyperactive karate boiling water Sounds good. Though both those teams suck regularly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041755) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:29 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig 27 year old blonde from Minnesota, lives up to all stereotypes thereof. Has the "doncha know" accent, her family is "Minnesota nice" (though not her, she's cheerful), and she is a hardcore Vikings fan. On Sundays during football season, she not only dons a Vikings jersey but goes to the Vikings bar in DC to watch the game with other Vikings fans. The only thing she loves more than the Vikings is following her high school's ice hockey team, which she does religiously. Also, she requires at least one ice fishing trip every winter. If you don't take her on an ice fishing trip she will leave you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34541066) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:58 PM Author: hilarious base This would have bothered me a lot growing up but I'm rapidly growing disillusioned with the NFL so I'd probably tolerate it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543922) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:00 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig would it bother you that she is very much NOT disillusioned with the NFL? Even though she doesn't like anthem kneeling, she would never allow politics to get in the way of her love of professional American football. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543938) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:04 PM Author: hilarious base I'd probably make fun of her for this but it's not really disqualifying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543981) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:05 PM Author: chartreuse state goal in life doesn't seem like she take that well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34543996) |
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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:07 PM Author: hilarious base Too damn bad then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34544015) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 4:33 PM Author: Vibrant den 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34920114) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 5:05 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34920399) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:37 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34922221) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:36 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig Subjective 8/10 skinny brunette who goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican. Works as a GS-14 senior procurement specialist at the DoD, brings home $120k/yr while working 9-5 at the Pentagon.
However, she has strong opinions about board games, and they're not the same as yours. She really dislikes complex games that take many hours to play, especially if they're war-themed. She associates them with "losers" she knows at work. Instead, she prefers eurogames that take under 90 minutes to play, and some of her favorites include Pandemic, Ticket to Ride, Settlers of Catan, and Seven Wonders. She goes to a "game night" every other week where she and her friends play these games for an entire evening, and would expect you to tag along and participate. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:41 AM Author: hilarious base Definitely. I also associate wargames with losers who work for the DoD, and while I strongly prefer them to faster, simpler games, I don't despise playing those.
She's gonna learn about my BIG DISLIKE of Catan though. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 10:32 AM Author: rose hyperactive karate boiling water Why the hate for Catan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041761) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 10:33 AM Author: rose hyperactive karate boiling water This one sounds perfect for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041766) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig Subjective 10/10 skinny brunette who goes to church every Sunday and has a stable, high-paying job working in conservative politics in DC. In fact, politically she is slightly more right-wing than you.
There's just one problem: she demands premarital sex. She must have it. And due to various logistical hurdles it's going to be at least 1.5 years before you can marry her. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 9:56 AM Author: geriatric alcoholic fortuitous meteor UNNNGGHHHHHH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041591) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 10:33 AM Author: rose hyperactive karate boiling water lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041769) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:48 PM Author: hilarious base A fully honest assessment of my flaws requires me to say that I probably would SIN with her, though I would FEEL BAD and likely poast about my SHAME at boning my 10/10 GF.
Very naughty of her to do this to me. She'll have to be PUNISHED ofs. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35043210) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:05 PM Author: Lemon Hall Quadroon I really like the direction this could go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35845771) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig Cheerful subjective 7/10 brunette from Fayetteville, NC, whose parents were both officers in the US Army. She likes military board games and military history. But two complications:
(1) She's really into hiking. If you're going to date her, you're going to have to go on a lot of weekend hiking trips.
(2) She's really into World War II history, but she really only trusts early sources, stuff published before about 1960. Anything published or discovered after 1960, she'll find some reason to not trust it, and that reason varies from sometimes legitimate concerns to absolute bullshit she is clearly making up because she does want to revise her views. She's basically willfully ignorant of the latest SCHOLARSHIP. WWII is the only place where she exhibits this quirk, but WWII is also something she talks about and refers to a lot. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 2:47 PM Author: hilarious base 180, sounds fun and fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35043423) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 2:53 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig until the subject of Eastern Front casualties or Porajamos death tolls comes up, as you know it would... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35043463) |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 11:56 AM Author: Purple territorial codepig Cute, somewhat tan 24 year old brunette who was raised by Portuguese immigrants in Newark, NJ and attended private Catholic schools K-12. She had originally planned to become a nun, but one night in high school she heard the voice of St. Francis of Assisi tell her that her vocation in life is to get married and become a wife and mother, and that through her husband and her kids she will help spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world. St. Francis did not specify further what he meant by that.
After this, she attended Boston College in the hopes of finding a husband, but she found nobody there who seemed like the kind of guy that St. Francis was talking about. So she moved to Washington DC to work for a Republican congressman from New Jersey. |
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Date: December 30th, 2017 2:49 PM Author: hilarious base Seems like she'd be at risk of getting into some kooky charismatic shit but I'd be willing to roll the dice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35043434) |
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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35347788) |
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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: hilarious base always happy to rate more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35347816) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:21 PM Author: Purple territorial codepig 24 years old, recent Ivy League grad, was a controversial right-wing newspaper columnist at her college newspaper before they fired her for saying right-wing things.
She does not work in journalism now (assume he works in, idk, public sector consulting or some other generic DC field) but she is OBSESSED with Ross Douthat. Very much wants to sleep with Ross Douthat, fantasizes about this. Of course, she cannot get Ross Douthat.
She is willing to settle for you because you remind her of a younger Ross Douthat with less hair. She loves it when you talk about how your Catholic faith influences your political views. |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:39 PM Author: hilarious base I would almost certainly disappoint her, as despite superficial biographical similarities I do not talk or act that much like Ross Douthat.
Of course, maybe this could work to my advantage if she later meets Douthat and realizes she was in love with a mistaken image of him that actually only exists IRL through me. |