ITT: I make up hypothetical girls. CharlesXII says if he'd date them.
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Date: September 28th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: citrine gas station
I am bumping this for all your hard work. considering XO is slow as fuck anybody who is putting in so much effort deserves our gratitude
THANK
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322186) |
Date: September 28th, 2017 11:01 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
30 year old objective 7, originally from rural Ohio. She is deeply involved in charity work, and her charity of choice is one that fights human trafficking and sex slavery. During her early to mid 20's, she did field work in the Midwest, rescuing girls who were being forced into truck stop prostitution. She is impressed with your strong knowledge of how truck stop prostitution works, and you have not told her that this is from Peterman threads. Now she works in DC at the charity's headquarters doing administrative work and fundraising. Anyway, she is deeply socially conservative, religious, etc., but fighting human trafficking is her passion and you will always be #2. Also, she'd probably pressure you to do more stories on human trafficking at whatever media outlet you work for.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322281) |
Date: September 28th, 2017 11:11 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
27 year old girl from Wisconsin who is your definition of a subjective 10 physically. She's Catholic, conservative, went to Notre Dame for college where she majored in history, and even enjoys table top war games. Big Packers fan. However, two big flaws:
(1) she has a History PhD from Boston College. She is thereby unemployed. She supports herself in DC (barely) by doing odd jobs like proofreading or tutoring.
(2) She feels, very strongly, that the Catholic Church should allow women to be ordained as deacons and priests. This is the only liberal view she holds, but she holds it very dearly and will argue until she is blue in the face that there is archaeological evidence of female ordination in the early church. She is vocal about this on social media.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322355) |
Date: September 28th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: Passionate National
Living in counterfactual worlds
With my hypothetical girls
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322495)
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Date: September 29th, 2017 12:09 AM Author: Underhanded puppy haunted graveyard
loled hard at some of these.
Truly a 180 work
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34322785) |
Date: September 29th, 2017 8:13 AM Author: avocado abnormal gaming laptop pisswyrm
Attractive Catholic brunette who works the American Enterprise Insitute as a junior research assistant. She’s 23 years old, and probably about a 7/10 as far as looks alone are concerned. BA from Sienna College in New York, which is near where she grew up. She goes to mass about twice a month would like to go more. She likes the outdoors and spends her free time jogging in rock creek park or hiking with a close girlfriend on trails nearby. She’s politically right of center but mostly moderate: voted for Trump but strongly dislikes him and believes him to be a senile racist. She got married to her high school sweetheart when she was 19 but the marriage fell apart after a year when he was abusive; she was able to get it annulled
. She is very embarrassed about this, and it won’t come up organically until after you’ve dated a long time. Her family are nice Catholics who live in upstate NY; her father makes a decent living as an accountant and her mom has always stayed home to watch her and her 2 siblings.
She hasn’t sexed anyone except her ex husband.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34323659) |
Date: September 29th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
25 year old girl from a Long Island Italian Catholic family. She has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and self-identifies with this. Except, she feels that Asperger's Syndrome should not be treated as a disease and favors rebranding Aspies to "infovores" because that has less stigma. Apart from this, her other views are either apolitical or vaguely conservative.
Her aspieness manifests in her obsession with three specific things: (1) the history of the American automobile industry, (2) the career of American comic actor Dick Van Dyke, and (3) the history of menu items at Burger King. She has encyclopedic knowledge of these three things, is constantly researching them further, and has a tendency to lecture people about these things and has trouble understanding that they might not be interested in hearing about it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325145) |
Date: September 29th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
23 year old girl originally from rural Iowa. In high school she got really into Magic: The Gathering and discovered she was good at it. Scary good. She became a seriously competitive player of MTG and has finished very high at major national tournaments. She runs a MTG blog and is famous among MTG players and those who follow competitive MTG.
She was raised Catholic and Republican and largely still holds these views; however, she admits that the blatant sexual harassment, catcalling, and unwanted touching she is routinely subjected to at MTG tournaments is making her rethink her opposition to feminism.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325166) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
Follow up:
You've been married for two years. Slowly, friends have stopped inviting you to parties, apparently because they find your wife too abrasive. There was an incident where you took her to a cocktail hour with some other journalists, and she got into a loud shouting match with Jennifer Rubin from the Washington Post, which she ended by pointing to her wrist and yelling "the blood of Attila runs through these veins!"
One day, she announces that the two of you will be hosting her cousin, Matyas, who is 21 years old and unemployed in Hungary. Matyas is going to spend 6 months in America to "see the country". After 3 weeks, it seems that Matyas - who has a shaved head and wears a tracksuit - has little interest in anything other than sleeping on your couch and playing your video game systems. You finally get Matyas to go outside and do something by buying him tickets to a Washington United soccer game. Then, you get a phone call that Matyas is in jail. He got into an altercation with a New England Revolution fan and hit him in the face with a chain.
What do you do? Your wife is pregnant with your first child, a boy she insists you name Janos after Janos Hunyadi.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326048) |
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Date: September 29th, 2017 2:43 PM Author: lilac aromatic crotch
1. I have numerous friends who would LOL heartily at the gypsies so it seems unlikely they would stop inviting us due to that.
2. I guess we'd have to help her cousin out. Family is family. Why the fuck did I buy him tickets to a shitty soccer game though?
3. Babbydood named Janos seems 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34326086) |
Date: September 29th, 2017 12:55 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
28 year old girl who attended the University of Maryland on full scholarship and got a degree in a soft STEM field. She currently works as a Program Manager for a tech-related federal agency. Like, I don't know, NIST or something.
She has accepted the gospel of ACP on certificates. Over the last half decade, she has earned no less than THREE certificates from top schools like Georgetown, Stanford, and Johns Hopkins, which she did mostly online and in a matter of months. The certificates are in things like Public Policy, Budget Analysis, and other things relevant to her job. She proudly lists all of them on her resume and believes they will one day help her get a better job because they add prestige to her resume and are related to skills desirable in a manager at her agency. Further, she believes so much in the transformative power of these certificates that she constantly recommends them to friends or people she meets at parties. She will even email links to certificate programs to friends and contacts she thinks could benefit from them, unsolicited.
Oh, and she really hates MY MASTERS...because she thinks that certificates offer the same benefits at a much lower price.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325319) |
Date: September 29th, 2017 12:58 PM Author: translucent antidepressant drug
24 year old girl from Georgia who works in client relations for a green-energy tech start-up. Big on family and faith, she identifies as a traditional conservative and die-hard Southerner. Ambitious and future-oriented, she has a fondness for intelligent frat boy types. She is genuinely well-read, and has decided to skip grad school after deciding it didn't make financial sense. She is dumb and unimpressive enough to be impressed by someone's lower-ivy academic pedigree. However, two big flaws:
(1) She is a morbidly obese whale who any self-respecting man would be moritified to be seen with in public
(2) She has a minor drinking problem and is only interested in dating Brad Pitt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34325338) |
Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
27 year old blonde from Texas, descended from Catholic Bohemian immigrants who came to central Texas in the 19th century. Since then, her family has completely assimilated to Texas culture, and she fits every Texas stereotype in the book. She has big hair, she wears cowboy boots all the time, she has a textbook Texas drawl and refers to everyone as "honey", and she is a hardcore fan of both the Texas Longhorns and the Dallas Cowboys. During weekends in the fall, you basically can't have any plans unless they include some way for her to watch both the Longhorns and the Cowboys play. And if they should play poorly or lose, she will get very upset.
Oh yeah: and she has made it known that she would like you to start wearing a bolo tie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#34541047) |
Date: December 30th, 2017 9:36 AM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
Subjective 8/10 skinny brunette who goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican. Works as a GS-14 senior procurement specialist at the DoD, brings home $120k/yr while working 9-5 at the Pentagon.
However, she has strong opinions about board games, and they're not the same as yours. She really dislikes complex games that take many hours to play, especially if they're war-themed. She associates them with "losers" she knows at work. Instead, she prefers eurogames that take under 90 minutes to play, and some of her favorites include Pandemic, Ticket to Ride, Settlers of Catan, and Seven Wonders. She goes to a "game night" every other week where she and her friends play these games for an entire evening, and would expect you to tag along and participate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041526) |
Date: December 30th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
Subjective 10/10 skinny brunette who goes to church every Sunday and has a stable, high-paying job working in conservative politics in DC. In fact, politically she is slightly more right-wing than you.
There's just one problem: she demands premarital sex. She must have it. And due to various logistical hurdles it's going to be at least 1.5 years before you can marry her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041533) |
Date: December 30th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
Cheerful subjective 7/10 brunette from Fayetteville, NC, whose parents were both officers in the US Army. She likes military board games and military history. But two complications:
(1) She's really into hiking. If you're going to date her, you're going to have to go on a lot of weekend hiking trips.
(2) She's really into World War II history, but she really only trusts early sources, stuff published before about 1960. Anything published or discovered after 1960, she'll find some reason to not trust it, and that reason varies from sometimes legitimate concerns to absolute bullshit she is clearly making up because she does want to revise her views. She's basically willfully ignorant of the latest SCHOLARSHIP. WWII is the only place where she exhibits this quirk, but WWII is also something she talks about and refers to a lot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35041645) |
Date: December 30th, 2017 11:56 AM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
Cute, somewhat tan 24 year old brunette who was raised by Portuguese immigrants in Newark, NJ and attended private Catholic schools K-12. She had originally planned to become a nun, but one night in high school she heard the voice of St. Francis of Assisi tell her that her vocation in life is to get married and become a wife and mother, and that through her husband and her kids she will help spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world. St. Francis did not specify further what he meant by that.
After this, she attended Boston College in the hopes of finding a husband, but she found nobody there who seemed like the kind of guy that St. Francis was talking about. So she moved to Washington DC to work for a Republican congressman from New Jersey.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35042162) |
Date: April 15th, 2018 1:21 PM Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic box office fat ankles
24 years old, recent Ivy League grad, was a controversial right-wing newspaper columnist at her college newspaper before they fired her for saying right-wing things.
She does not work in journalism now (assume he works in, idk, public sector consulting or some other generic DC field) but she is OBSESSED with Ross Douthat. Very much wants to sleep with Ross Douthat, fantasizes about this. Of course, she cannot get Ross Douthat.
She is willing to settle for you because you remind her of a younger Ross Douthat with less hair. She loves it when you talk about how your Catholic faith influences your political views.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3747137&forum_id=2#35845121) |
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