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Welp, back to hiding dessert from black gf

I was buying this amazing almond cake from Whole Foods and e...
chilmata
  10/12/17
Fuck her its your cake you can eat the whole thing if you wa...
spaceporn2525
  10/12/17
lol, okay, so why can't you be that assertive with your own ...
Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle
  10/12/17
Oh I would eat the whole cake. She knows I eat shit that's ...
spaceporn2525
  10/12/17
lol dude
chilmata
  10/12/17
Man, there is nothing more I hate than arguing with this chi...
chilmata
  10/12/17
Woman looks for any excuse to eat shit food and get fat. Odd...
obese woman considering flight of stairs
  10/12/17
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chilmata
  10/12/17


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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)

I was buying this amazing almond cake from Whole Foods and eating it before I went over to my gf's place every night.

I was feeling a little guilty so I told her I was going to start buying dessert again because I'm trying to gain weight.

She said okay, "I just like to eat one little bite, that's it."

Well, that's bullshit, because she immediately started eating like half of my dessert. Every time I offered her a bite she'd accept and eat half my thing.

So yesterday her shoulder was hurting so she wanted to lay on her bed and watch tv in there. When she came out I was eating the almond cake and she goes, "Oh, you are eating that without me?"

I said, "Come get a bite," but she went back to her room with some food she grabbed out of the fridge. I thought this was giving me the green light so I ate the rest of the almond cake.

Two minutes later she comes back out and is all, "OMG DID YOU LITERALLY JUST EAT THAT WHOLE THING?" and she got all MAF and started arguing with me.

She doesn't deserve dessert, she isn't working out. Now her excuse is her shoulder. Its always something. So I'm going to go back to eating my dessert at home again. Fuck her.

And, by the way, I have achieved my ideal MMA fighting weight. I'm there. It took me a little over a year, but I did it. I'm super buff now, ask kihote. Actually don't ask him, he's a faggot.

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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Fuck her its your cake you can eat the whole thing if you want

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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle ( )

lol, okay, so why can't you be that assertive with your own wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761839&forum_id=2#34424144)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Oh I would eat the whole cake. She knows I eat shit that's just around the kitchen, regardless of what she has planned. She made some ramen for herself once, left the room, and then I fucking ate it.

She made some nice food for my kid and the kid was picking at it so I fucking ate it. She screamed like a banshee over that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761839&forum_id=2#34424163)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761839&forum_id=2#34424228)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)

Man, there is nothing more I hate than arguing with this chick. She likes arguing and she would deny that and argue with me about it. So

I've been buying everything and she's been cooking. Last night, she plops down on the couch next to me and asks me why don't I cook tonight?

Now, I could have said because I buy everything and we are at her place, when she buys and/or we are at my place then I'll cook (I've cooked the couple of times she's been over my place).

I know if I say this, however, it will just lead to an argument so I didn't say shit. I just picked up my vape pen and hit it. She kept prodding me, "C'mon, why not?" but I wasn't taking her bait.

Eventually she was all, "I'm just kidding," and cooked dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761839&forum_id=2#34424277)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: obese woman considering flight of stairs

Woman looks for any excuse to eat shit food and get fat. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761839&forum_id=2#34424267)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)



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