Date: October 12th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)
I was buying this amazing almond cake from Whole Foods and eating it before I went over to my gf's place every night.
I was feeling a little guilty so I told her I was going to start buying dessert again because I'm trying to gain weight.
She said okay, "I just like to eat one little bite, that's it."
Well, that's bullshit, because she immediately started eating like half of my dessert. Every time I offered her a bite she'd accept and eat half my thing.
So yesterday her shoulder was hurting so she wanted to lay on her bed and watch tv in there. When she came out I was eating the almond cake and she goes, "Oh, you are eating that without me?"
I said, "Come get a bite," but she went back to her room with some food she grabbed out of the fridge. I thought this was giving me the green light so I ate the rest of the almond cake.
Two minutes later she comes back out and is all, "OMG DID YOU LITERALLY JUST EAT THAT WHOLE THING?" and she got all MAF and started arguing with me.
She doesn't deserve dessert, she isn't working out. Now her excuse is her shoulder. Its always something. So I'm going to go back to eating my dessert at home again. Fuck her.
And, by the way, I have achieved my ideal MMA fighting weight. I'm there. It took me a little over a year, but I did it. I'm super buff now, ask kihote. Actually don't ask him, he's a faggot.