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Cheap Jews At Shabbat Lunch Starved Us Like Goyim. Really Bizarre.

we got invited to this family's house for shabbat lunch. i g...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
Lol at that Loaf
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/16/17
Where was it from u think, DBG?
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/16/17
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coiffed parlor
  10/16/17
a goyishe bakery
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
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drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
Seems doubtful. Shabbat meals are fuckin-A.
poppy giraffe
  10/16/17
this is why it's so bizarre. i dont know why this family is ...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
So what is the practise with the ovens, u leave it on?
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/16/17
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blech
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
thought in OP you were saying *bleach*, LOL
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
i was actually vomiting at their food *bleeeeecccccccchhhhhh...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456255/Last-survivo...
hairraiser lodge useless brakes
  10/16/17
antisemites maf
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
One method the Nazis used was to force prisoners to play mus...
hairraiser lodge useless brakes
  10/16/17
1800000000 hitter literally did nothing wrong
Magical Gunner
  10/16/17
Lmfao
Provocative Church
  10/18/17
lmao
Lime adventurous house
  10/16/17
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drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/16/17
these weirdos invited us to shabbat dinner this friday night...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
...
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
they seem like the types who wont get the hint if you tell t...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
ooooooh be honest and upfront?
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
what would the talmud say? you're not supposed to embarrass ...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
:) Sounds like without the explanation you can't visit othe...
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
how do you say it gently then?
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
U MADE SHIT PREPARATIONS, RUINED OUR SHABBAT AND CAUSED MOSE...
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
"we were so disappointed that we went home and danced a...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
...
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  10/18/17
120. That's no lunch of WPFL champions.
self-centered theater stage coldplay fan
  10/18/17
based on this sort of cooking, rate the wife as a farter
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
Weak airy poots with a mild stale odor, like the inside of a...
self-centered theater stage coldplay fan
  10/18/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764545&mc=1...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
Responded in thread.
self-centered theater stage coldplay fan
  10/18/17
what determines whether a family is a host or guest? now th...
Arousing bearded brethren round eye
  10/18/17
a lot of families like hosting all the time. young singles/c...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
i hate eating with other families more than almost anything
Arousing bearded brethren round eye
  10/18/17
there's nothing else to do on shabbat other than have a 3-4 ...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  10/18/17
UPDATE: these ppl literally stalk PDDJ and text her every fe...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  04/25/18
do you typically stay at home with your "guests" a...
Provocative Church
  04/25/18
...
crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap
  04/27/18
...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  05/01/18
UPDATE: they have now invited us for rosh hasnaha, after pdd...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  08/20/18
Jews are 100% unhinged
Floppy rusted bawdyhouse pocket flask
  08/20/18
pddj's phone text screen literally has like 12 straight invi...
drab lascivious volcanic crater
  08/20/18


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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

we got invited to this family's house for shabbat lunch. i guess they know this other family we know, and they reached out to us. (i wonder if the family we know -- which serves 180 meals and is awesome -- knew how awful these peoples' meals are.)

there were also 2 hot 23yo chicks who were dressed slutty, who knew the same couple we knew. it's like we all got duped into this mess.

the challah for a table of 8 was the size of a fucking dinner roll. ive never seen such a small challah. the host guy cuts it up into 8 little pieces, basically the size of dreidels, and puts it in a bowl and sends it around the table. people in auschwitz got more bread than this.

no dips or anything with the challah. how much is a fucking tub of sabra hummus? $4.

then they brought out the salad which was brown-colored iceberg lettuce with nothing on/in it except maybe a tiny splash of some white dressing. the salad bowl for the entire table was the size of a single-serving soup bowl. didn't really matter, bc none of the guests touched it.

then they brought out of the main course. there was a tray of chicken legs lined up in a row, one for every person. these were the most tiny and emaciated chicken legs i've never seen. these chickens probably had been in treblinka. they were basically the size of the "drumstick" portion of the chicken wing.

the two sides were a bag of frozen peas, and lukewarm instant mashed potatoes.

all the food was lukewarm to cold. every other jew manages to properly re-warm food on the shabbat oven (blech) but these jews couldnt manage to figure it out.

oh, and the wine they served for kiddush was fucking rancid. i'm no wine snob and i'll drink almost anything. but this was rancid.

literally the worst shabbat meal i've ever been to. nothing even comes close. the starving their guests was totally goyishe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455692)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

Lol at that Loaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455716)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

Where was it from u think, DBG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455745)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: coiffed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455829)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

a goyishe bakery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455833)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455750)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: poppy giraffe

Seems doubtful. Shabbat meals are fuckin-A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455728)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

this is why it's so bizarre. i dont know why this family is hosting people. do they not realize their meals are terrible? are they cheap? poor? shitty cooks? all of the above? it doesnt take much money to buy a jar of sabra hummus and it doesnt cost any more money to warm food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455749)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

So what is the practise with the ovens, u leave it on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455832)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470943)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

thought in OP you were saying *bleach*, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470962)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

i was actually vomiting at their food *bleeeeecccccccchhhhhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470974)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: hairraiser lodge useless brakes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456255/Last-survivor-Treblinka-dies-aged-93-73-years-daring-escape-Nazi-death-camp.html

Whoa, Treblinka had a yield of 99.992%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455825)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

antisemites maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455831)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: hairraiser lodge useless brakes

One method the Nazis used was to force prisoners to play music, an upbeat song specially written for the camps, which the prisoners were made to sing.

After a long day of manual labour and close to exhaustion, the final soul-breaking moment would be marching home to the tune of the band.

Marian draws the orchestra as a band of skeletons, conducted by death himself.

On the rare event that a prisoner escaped - and was recaptured - they were returned to camp and dressed as a clown, with a board strung round their neck saying: "I'm glad to be back."

They would then be forced to march round the camp banging their drum, dressed to look like a poor sad fool, before they were put to death.

Marian draws himself as this clown, his face as an older man but the drum the same with Prisoner 432 clutched to his back.

https://stv.tv/news/features/1399601-auschwitz-artist-survivor-paints-horror-of-nazi-death-camp/

Orchestra AND roller coaster jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455870)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Magical Gunner

1800000000 hitter literally did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455893)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Provocative Church

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470985)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Lime adventurous house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455856)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34457676)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

these weirdos invited us to shabbat dinner this friday night! creepy as fuck. it's like they're latching on to anyone who is too weak to reject them. i bet a bunch of people go to their shabbat meals and never wanna return again.

they're like the loser kid in elementary school who finally thinks he has found a friend, and wants to hang out with you all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470881)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470887)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

they seem like the types who wont get the hint if you tell them 3 times "we already have plans"... and they're gonna keep inviting us every week for the next 6 months.

also, it'll be awkward if we reject them and we dont have plans and we ask someone else in the community if they have room and it somehow gets back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470933)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

ooooooh

be honest and upfront?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470952)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

what would the talmud say? you're not supposed to embarrass people, and you can tell white lies.

seems pretty harsh to say "hey your food is awful, pls never invite us again"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470966)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

:)

Sounds like without the explanation you can't visit other people in the community, harming yourself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470981)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

how do you say it gently then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470988)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap

U MADE SHIT PREPARATIONS, RUINED OUR SHABBAT AND CAUSED MOSES TO CRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470996)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

"we were so disappointed that we went home and danced around a golden calf"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471016)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471025)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: self-centered theater stage coldplay fan

120. That's no lunch of WPFL champions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470999)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

based on this sort of cooking, rate the wife as a farter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471009)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: self-centered theater stage coldplay fan

Weak airy poots with a mild stale odor, like the inside of an empty hotel mini-fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471035)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764545&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471057)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: self-centered theater stage coldplay fan

Responded in thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471417)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Arousing bearded brethren round eye

what determines whether a family is a host or guest? now that they've had people over, why not give it a rest? why don't you fags cook and avoid this grave injustice altogether?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471101)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

a lot of families like hosting all the time. young singles/couples are far less likely to host regularly. single men are unlikely to ever host; single girls will host more so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471130)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Arousing bearded brethren round eye

i hate eating with other families more than almost anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471156)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

there's nothing else to do on shabbat other than have a 3-4 hour meal and socialize. having a 180 meal and having some good combos is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471168)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

UPDATE: these ppl literally stalk PDDJ and text her every few weeks to invite us over. PDDJ *never* responds. her texts with this woman are literally 20 straight invitations and <><><>NORESPONSE<><><>. it's really sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35918008)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Provocative Church

do you typically stay at home with your "guests" and cook Indian food instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35918022)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: crystalline thriller mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35932065)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35959660)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

UPDATE: they have now invited us for rosh hasnaha, after pddj has ignored their repeated texts for the past year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649933)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Floppy rusted bawdyhouse pocket flask

Jews are 100% unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649937)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: drab lascivious volcanic crater

pddj's phone text screen literally has like 12 straight invites from them and dead silence from pddj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649942)