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Cheap Jews At Shabbat Lunch Starved Us Like Goyim. Really Bizarre.
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site we got invited to this family's house for shabbat lunch. i guess they know this other family we know, and they reached out to us. (i wonder if the family we know -- which serves 180 meals and is awesome -- knew how awful these peoples' meals are.)
there were also 2 hot 23yo chicks who were dressed slutty, who knew the same couple we knew. it's like we all got duped into this mess.
the challah for a table of 8 was the size of a fucking dinner roll. ive never seen such a small challah. the host guy cuts it up into 8 little pieces, basically the size of dreidels, and puts it in a bowl and sends it around the table. people in auschwitz got more bread than this.
no dips or anything with the challah. how much is a fucking tub of sabra hummus? $4.
then they brought out the salad which was brown-colored iceberg lettuce with nothing on/in it except maybe a tiny splash of some white dressing. the salad bowl for the entire table was the size of a single-serving soup bowl. didn't really matter, bc none of the guests touched it.
then they brought out of the main course. there was a tray of chicken legs lined up in a row, one for every person. these were the most tiny and emaciated chicken legs i've never seen. these chickens probably had been in treblinka. they were basically the size of the "drumstick" portion of the chicken wing.
the two sides were a bag of frozen peas, and lukewarm instant mashed potatoes.
all the food was lukewarm to cold. every other jew manages to properly re-warm food on the shabbat oven (blech) but these jews couldnt manage to figure it out.
oh, and the wine they served for kiddush was fucking rancid. i'm no wine snob and i'll drink almost anything. but this was rancid.
literally the worst shabbat meal i've ever been to. nothing even comes close. the starving their guests was totally goyishe. |
Date: October 16th, 2017 2:19 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king Lol at that Loaf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455716) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king Where was it from u think, DBG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455745) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: Walnut dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455829) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site a goyishe bakery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455833) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455750) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:20 PM Author: Bronze Macaca Deer Antler Seems doubtful. Shabbat meals are fuckin-A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455728) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site this is why it's so bizarre. i dont know why this family is hosting people. do they not realize their meals are terrible? are they cheap? poor? shitty cooks? all of the above? it doesnt take much money to buy a jar of sabra hummus and it doesnt cost any more money to warm food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455749) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king So what is the practise with the ovens, u leave it on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455832) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:46 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470943) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:48 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king thought in OP you were saying *bleach*, LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470962) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:50 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site i was actually vomiting at their food *bleeeeecccccccchhhhhhh* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470974) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: histrionic angry goal in life prole http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456255/Last-survivor-Treblinka-dies-aged-93-73-years-daring-escape-Nazi-death-camp.html Whoa, Treblinka had a yield of 99.992% |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site antisemites maf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455831) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:35 PM Author: histrionic angry goal in life prole One method the Nazis used was to force prisoners to play music, an upbeat song specially written for the camps, which the prisoners were made to sing.
After a long day of manual labour and close to exhaustion, the final soul-breaking moment would be marching home to the tune of the band.
Marian draws the orchestra as a band of skeletons, conducted by death himself.
On the rare event that a prisoner escaped - and was recaptured - they were returned to camp and dressed as a clown, with a board strung round their neck saying: "I'm glad to be back."
They would then be forced to march round the camp banging their drum, dressed to look like a poor sad fool, before they were put to death.
Marian draws himself as this clown, his face as an older man but the drum the same with Prisoner 432 clutched to his back. https://stv.tv/news/features/1399601-auschwitz-artist-survivor-paints-horror-of-nazi-death-camp/ Orchestra AND roller coaster jfc |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Insane sweet tailpipe french chef 1800000000 hitter literally did nothing wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455893) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:51 PM Author: supple range brethren Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470985) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:33 PM Author: Cracking Organic Girlfriend Meetinghouse lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34455856) |
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Date: October 16th, 2017 5:57 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34457676) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:41 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site these weirdos invited us to shabbat dinner this friday night! creepy as fuck. it's like they're latching on to anyone who is too weak to reject them. i bet a bunch of people go to their shabbat meals and never wanna return again.
they're like the loser kid in elementary school who finally thinks he has found a friend, and wants to hang out with you all the time |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:42 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470887) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:45 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site they seem like the types who wont get the hint if you tell them 3 times "we already have plans"... and they're gonna keep inviting us every week for the next 6 months.
also, it'll be awkward if we reject them and we dont have plans and we ask someone else in the community if they have room and it somehow gets back to them. |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king ooooooh
be honest and upfront? |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:49 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site what would the talmud say? you're not supposed to embarrass people, and you can tell white lies.
seems pretty harsh to say "hey your food is awful, pls never invite us again" |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:50 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king :) Sounds like without the explanation you can't visit other people in the community, harming yourself.
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:51 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site how do you say it gently then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470988) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king U MADE SHIT PREPARATIONS, RUINED OUR SHABBAT AND CAUSED MOSES TO CRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470996) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site "we were so disappointed that we went home and danced around a golden calf" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471016) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:56 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471025) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: contagious corner psychic 120. That's no lunch of WPFL champions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34470999) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site based on this sort of cooking, rate the wife as a farter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471009) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: contagious corner psychic Weak airy poots with a mild stale odor, like the inside of an empty hotel mini-fridge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471035) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:59 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764545&mc=17&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471057) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: contagious corner psychic Responded in thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471417) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:04 PM Author: violent unhinged windowlicker what determines whether a family is a host or guest? now that they've had people over, why not give it a rest? why don't you fags cook and avoid this grave injustice altogether? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471101) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:07 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site a lot of families like hosting all the time. young singles/couples are far less likely to host regularly. single men are unlikely to ever host; single girls will host more so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471130) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:09 PM Author: violent unhinged windowlicker i hate eating with other families more than almost anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471156) |
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Date: October 18th, 2017 1:10 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site there's nothing else to do on shabbat other than have a 3-4 hour meal and socialize. having a 180 meal and having some good combos is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#34471168) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site UPDATE: these ppl literally stalk PDDJ and text her every few weeks to invite us over. PDDJ *never* responds. her texts with this woman are literally 20 straight invitations and <><><>NORESPONSE<><><>. it's really sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35918008) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:34 PM Author: supple range brethren do you typically stay at home with your "guests" and cook Indian food instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35918022) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Honey-headed philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35932065) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#35959660) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site UPDATE: they have now invited us for rosh hasnaha, after pddj has ignored their repeated texts for the past year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649933) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Primrose twinkling uncleanness property Jews are 100% unhinged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649937) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: Shaky charcoal site pddj's phone text screen literally has like 12 straight invites from them and dead silence from pddj (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3765855&forum_id=2#36649942) |