More luscious than adobo--

My nipples stand and salute,

Body tastier than balut.

With you I can't go wrong,

Your jawline sharp as balisong,

I'd give fortunes, not just pittances--

To my Handsome, my remittances.

(ps sometimes i'll cheat and use iambs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472770)

At a dorm in Czestochowa.

My hand went in her pantsk

In a discotheque in Gdansk.

A cottage next to bydlo

Is where she made my seed blow,

Yes, my poor mama, I shocked her

Boning bitches in the szlachta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472773)

Had a luscious, hairy daughter.

Many times I'd play gonif

And steal a thrilling, pungent whiff.

Once I got into a hot mood,

Sniffed an odor dense as Talmud,

Only to get quite the shocker--

Twas her dad, an alte kacker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472803)

On the fair putain's patois,

Like fine cheese, she had that stench

Most prized by horny, dirty French

Lips like wine, a fine Bordeaux,

Strong bordello-scent below--

13-0 each time, uncanny,

Each time I was kissing Fanny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472863)

So long as they lay down supine.

I'd wield a mean IKEA wrench

To get a naked Swedish wench.

I'd painfully endure her drone

On human rights so we could bone,

But then her second-language class

Showed up with plans to fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34472940)

Tits like eggs Sunni-side up,

Motor purring like an Audi

Was her hotty Saudi body.

Lighter than a fine fattoush

With a shaved Mahoundish bush,

Yet her bed her man won't trammel:

He prefers his racing-camel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473079)

Wielded by Miami Cuban--

'Tis a gem as choice as agate

For the most discerning faggot.

Catch his sister while she's younger

Thence to slake your lustful hunger,

Starchy plantains make her sag,

Tits, ass -- and blow out her vag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473113)

Of a gun held by a figure

Sable-skinned, of Senegal

Sippin' discount alcohol.

How'd I get here, you may axe.

Simply put, she tore my slacks

Eager for erotic sport--

She knew I'd pay my child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34473186)

Quite the down-and-dirty virrain.

Houston hotties he'd a-rike,

Pwned them with his gorden spike.

In he'd youth he'd played no sports,

Science fairs and book reports

Were his life. But now, big birrin'

Herped him do rots of srant-drirrin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34474992)

Siobhan boiled praties every day.

Every night at pubs they'd watch,

The jackeens, for her firecrotch.

In low shebeens, and ever hotter,

Firecrotch with firewater,

She'd find some gowl who wasn't gawk

And bang him till he couldn't walk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34476421)

Than a South Dakota squaw.

Costlier than one from Thailand,

Cheaper than Manhattan Island.

Rabbi Katz wrote my responsum:

"Fine, just don't spend heap big wampum."

With my conscience finally clear,

I turned Fleet Foot to Limping Deer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3767875&forum_id=2#34486921)