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I am surprised I didn't legit kill myself in biglaw

I don't think I could do it again.
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
I'm extremely, extremely sympathetic to current associates. ...
cream pea-brained nursing home
  10/18/17
He probably fired his ass, or will soon one wrong move
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
Probably not fired, just made his life unreasonably miserabl...
cream pea-brained nursing home
  10/18/17
Lol. That happened with me. We were doing a presentation to ...
Mauve vivacious home
  10/18/17
This was even worse than that. This was just about not readi...
cream pea-brained nursing home
  10/18/17
JFC, you should tell that partner to treat his associates ni...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
Lol I don't have the authority to fire outside counsel and t...
cream pea-brained nursing home
  10/18/17
did they not do biglaw? how could they not know most partner...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
People forget about what it was like. Even I find myself for...
cream pea-brained nursing home
  10/19/17
Aren’t you a female? Were You ever single while in biglaw? H...
Lime Legal Warrant Faggot Firefighter
  10/18/17
lol no, I haven't been single since high school The sing...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
Same here - I look back and am shocked that almost 7 yrs of ...
Flirting boiling water
  10/18/17
Did you gain weight or lose hair? I know some senior asso...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
I kept skinny. Had some fluctuations (20lbs up and down here...
Flirting boiling water
  10/18/17
I think I gained around 20 pounds, then immediately lost lik...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
Lasted 4 years. Wanted to killself after month 6 really
Swollen Hell Masturbator
  10/18/17
Jump in front of a car? train? jump off a building? for s...
laughsome university newt
  10/18/17
train, make it look like an accident so my family could get ...
fiercely-loyal awkward quadroon shrine
  10/19/17
My concern is an amazing percentage of people hit by trains ...
laughsome university newt
  10/19/17
I’ve been in biglaw long enough that other associates have a...
Stimulating sickened address codepig
  10/19/17
What do you tell them
Soul-stirring Zippy Field
  10/19/17
i tried but the buses would always slow down in time
talented know-it-all school cafeteria hunting ground
  10/19/17
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laughsome university newt
  10/19/17
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Twinkling coiffed bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/19/17


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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

I don't think I could do it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475257)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: cream pea-brained nursing home

I'm extremely, extremely sympathetic to current associates. A biglaw partner came and gave us a presentation the other day. It wasn't what we wanted. Biglaw partner totally stared his associate down and threw him under the bus. I could only imagine the reaming out he gave him as soon as the presentation was over. I felt terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475274)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

He probably fired his ass, or will soon

one wrong move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475317)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: cream pea-brained nursing home

Probably not fired, just made his life unreasonably miserable for at least a few days. Biglaw partners are psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475370)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Mauve vivacious home

Lol. That happened with me. We were doing a presentation to an existing client and I fucked up the year: put 2090 instead of 2009 for the date of the act. Partner just noted the discrepancy and stared at me as he clicked to the next slide. Back at the office he gave me a 10 min talk about being detailed and said that stuff like this can cost us work. That's when I realized biglaw wasnt for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475383)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: cream pea-brained nursing home

This was even worse than that. This was just about not reading the client's mind. I would have done the same thing if I were the associate. It was an afterthought thing, like "it would have been nice if you had projected this through X year instead of Y year." The partner immediately just threw his associate under the bus and said it was "on them" and that they would do another seminar for us, free of charge, of course. He was *very* visibly annoyed with the associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476397)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

JFC, you should tell that partner to treat his associates nicer or else you'll fire his ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476402)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: cream pea-brained nursing home

Lol I don't have the authority to fire outside counsel and they would know that. But yeah. I even mentioned it to more senior folk and they just brushed me off. I'm like that junior is gonna get REAMED OUT and the other inhouse bros were like "nooo [partner bro] is a really good guy he would never!!!" People are so naive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476425)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

did they not do biglaw? how could they not know most partners are two-faced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476455)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: cream pea-brained nursing home

People forget about what it was like. Even I find myself forgetting about it until shit like that happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476777)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Lime Legal Warrant Faggot Firefighter

Aren’t you a female? Were You ever single while in biglaw? How do these shrews do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475278)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

lol no, I haven't been single since high school

The single shrews IME are all batshit crazy - one woman I knew who is still single at 34 in biglaw has bipolar disorder (no flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475298)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Flirting boiling water

Same here - I look back and am shocked that almost 7 yrs of my life were consumed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475320)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

Did you gain weight or lose hair?

I know some senior associate women in biglaw who gained like 80 pounds plus started balding....don't they know a woman's value is mainly in her appearance? ljl

But yes, when you're in it, you are pretty much in a rabbit hole digging yourself deeper and deeper with no way out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34475337)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Flirting boiling water

I kept skinny. Had some fluctuations (20lbs up and down here and there) but the lasting damage is psychological and the grey hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476376)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

I think I gained around 20 pounds, then immediately lost like 15 pounds right after I left

Yes, the worst was the suicidal ideation - legit wanted to killself daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476387)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Swollen Hell Masturbator

Lasted 4 years. Wanted to killself after month 6 really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476413)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

Jump in front of a car? train? jump off a building?

for some reason those 3 stuck in my mind, but it would be the worst if you didn't die quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476420)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal awkward quadroon shrine

train, make it look like an accident so my family could get my surprisingly good AD&D insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476743)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: laughsome university newt

My concern is an amazing percentage of people hit by trains survive, but with terrible injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34481598)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Stimulating sickened address codepig

I’ve been in biglaw long enough that other associates have asked me why I haven’t killed myself yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476758)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 2:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Zippy Field

What do you tell them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34477230)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: talented know-it-all school cafeteria hunting ground

i tried but the buses would always slow down in time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34476776)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: laughsome university newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34478919)



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Date: October 19th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Twinkling coiffed bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3768183&forum_id=2#34479520)